>no halloween episodeAnd they say it's the best sitcom of all time
>>215536784Jerry turned into a werewolf in an episode though...
DROPPED
What about the Meatspace episode?
what would be their halloween costumes?jerry would be some boring vampire or a jim from the office tier non-costumeelaine would dress in some cringey over the top thing like the lorax zoomer girlsgeorge would have a super high effort costume no one is impressed bykramer would think halloween is a scam or evil and be against it but would unintentionally end up dressing in a silly outfit and win a costume contest over george
Big missed opportunity.
>>215536784>he doesn't know
I don't think Jerry would dress up. Kramer would throw a big party. Elaine would have issues with kids trick o treating in her apartment
>>215536784>No Halloween episodeThat's what makes it good, retard. They didn't care about pandering to 80 IQ faggots like yourself.
>>215536784I wanted Kramer to rape Elaine so bad, you know he had it in him to do it. Just rape her one time. And she's laying their I. Jerry's apartment clothes torn off her lower half. Jerry walks in ..." What the fuck...this guy he mooches off me for years and now he rapes my ex girlfriend! "Kramer looks sheepish " well Jerry you know I've raped women before"Jerry " you think you know a guy , considering him a friend"Elaine suddenly comes to her senses and starts screaming covering up her pussy and bruises, cowering from Kramer.Suddenly Newman walks in " oh shit...sloppy seconds, oh Elaine, you harlot".Cue the theme tune.Now tell me that is not the final episode they should have filmed.
>>215537649Fear is our most primal emotion.
>>215536953Really off here>Jerry would have half of a couples costume that makes no sense without his girlfriend. Who cancelled on him that night. Ragedy Andy or half of a horse.>Elaine would have a sexy costume that falls apart while on the train and she looks like someone in her pajamas. Everyone thinks she has a really lazy pathetic costume.>George would have a costume of someone he thinks is cool, but no one else recognizes, and everyone that sees him thinks he is something else. Like he is trying to be a Yankees player from the 70s but everyone thinks he is one of the baseball gang members from Warriors. And it pisses him off. >Kramer would have a gig at some haunted house and he took a costume form it, planning to get it back to the haunted house that night. Episode ends with kids attacking him for being the Candy Stealing Coachman or something similar. Entire episode is about how the gang is trying to make it to some special costume party but can't get through town.
Series finale should've been 9/11They all have to go to world trade center for some reason ot doesn't matter >plane hits>everyone jump out window and dies>theme plays and laughter as footage of world trade center falling >credits play over footage of people flying out of windows
>>215538751Is this not how 9/11 actually happened? Fucking Mandela Effect is getting worse and worse
>>215537033True, based, checked and kekked.>>215536784Seinfeld is the best non-animated sitcom of all time and Golden Age Simpsons is the best animated sitcom of all time. But one thing Seinfeld will ALWAYS have over The Simpsons is that Seinfeld knew to quit while it was ahead.
>>215538807trvke
>>215536988Good morning sir!
>>215536784>no halloween episodehttps://youtu.be/OeDSryOBR3A?t=270
>>215536784>no Halloween episode
>>215538751>Jerry's new show only gets 2 seasons before cancellation>George moves back to New York but also spends his Writer's money on a new car, first time he has ever had a nice expensive car.>Building 3 collapses on it at 11am>George spends the next year trying to get restitution from the city for the value of his car. But cannot find any sign of it under the rubble so he cannot prove anything to a court.Side story>Kramer badly burns his tongue on some hot peppers and cannot speak clearly>Falls and hits his head on the way home, so he wraps his head in an ace bandage>People see the mumbling guy with a cloth over his head and think he is a muslim mocking New York days after 9-11 and chase him down the streets.
>>215538751The 9/11 script is basically my finale.https://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Seinfeld-The-Twin-Towers-Billy-Domineau.pdf
>>215538751>They all have to go to world trade center for some reason ot doesn't matterHow bout this...>Babu calls Jerry and tells him to meet him at the top of the World Trade Center.>Jerry is on top of the tower showing off his new cell phone to his friends when he gets a call.>Mr. Jerry are you on the tower?>Yeah Babu we're up here, were are you.>I'm on a plane.>On a plane? You said you were going to meet me at the top of the tower.>Look to the east you Zionist pig, I'll be there in about 10 seconds!>Zionist? Babu, what are you talking abou.....>ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
>>215536988kek
>>215538835What was the deal with Mr. Marbles. There's just an evil dummy that lives with Kramer? It's the most out there aspect of the show.
>>215538856>Jerry gets pulled into the fridge>This is never addressed in the next episode
>>215538835Everyone's focused on Kramer's jeans but I'm the only one sneaking a sniffpeak at Elaine's stockings
>>215536784do New Yorkers even celebrate it? it strikes me as an exclusively suburbanite holiday, because you need to be able to walk around going to people's houses with the other kids and not worry about getting shanked by a drug dealer or flattened by a bus. In fact, I bet you can track the rising popularity of Halloween to the suburbanisation of the general population, and indeed I bet you can find a strong correlation in favourite holiday to whether you were suburban urban or rural. Most Halloween lovers were probably suburban kids, whereas Christmas lovers are more likely urbanites and Thanksgiving/Easter lovers would be rural.
>>215539872>do New Yorkers even celebrate it?It's hugely popular. Cityfolk don't trick or treat, they have wild sexy Halloween parties. You should see Shibuya on Halloween. Hell, just ride the Yamanote.
>>215539905>Japanare larping the holiday because they saw it in American movies. 20 years ago they hadn't even heard of it. Regardless, we are talking about New Yorkers.
>>215536784>Hey Jerry, check out my spooky ghost Halloween costume! I’m gonna go hide in Jackie Chiles backyard and give him a good scare! Giddy up!
>>215539923>20 years ago they hadn't even heard of it.You stupid idiot suburban twat. 20 years ago I was already going to Halloween parties in Shibuya. Fuck, why are you dumb never-left-the-nest types so retarded.
>>215539923>New YorkersYes, and? Are you by any chance retarded?
>>215536784i just want to say that Newman butchers Jerry's parents, then wears his mother's face as a mask to taunt Jerry/seinfeld face mask poster hasn't been here the past few years, he always ramped up his posting every october, yet he's not here. i miss him. here's to you, wherever you are
>>215539959I don't think filming for a music video counts. >>215539947>I have lived in Japan for 20 yearsno you haven't
>>215536988>>215538856Lot of jeets on in this thread
>>215539989Yes, I have. What the fuck? How retarded are you?
>>215540005larp
>>215540089>resentful suburban twat who never left the nest can't imagine anyone else leaving the nestHow sadYou're actually telling me you wasted your life this badly?
>>215540105projection
>>215540130Would you kill yourself out of shame and misery if I posted my 20 year old passport?Genuinely curious how you'd react to being confronted with the realization you ruined your own life but not everyone else on 4chan did.
>>215540151cringe+gay
