star trek!
star trek sex with shran
/transtrek/
>>215537672You misspelled /shrantrek/
star trek gooning to neelix
>>215537626>>215537672>>215537690>>215537771why are you like this?
>>215537794You wouldn't get it
Bros I don't think I'm gonna make it through Enterprise. Archer is more boring than Harry fucking Kim from Voyager.
>>215537951of course
>>215538105Just pretend that he's really Dr Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap and has no idea what the fuck is going on and his character makes a lot more sense.
>>215538146>pretend the dumbest character in the history of Star Trek shows is a doctor
>>215538105>>215538146I prefer to think he's a special ed kid who's roleplaying and everyone just plays along because they feel bad for him, t'pol is his carer
I don't think it's possible to raise any more death flags than she does in her episode.
>>215537622>french name>has a vineyard in France >speaks with English accent >drinks and English tea>quotes Shakespeare I don’t get it
>>215538715im guessing france gets destroyed in WW3 and repopulated by anglos lol
>>215538715A large part of the English aristocracy has a French heritage.I always assumed he was the eternal anglo who was embracing his French family history, similar to how some Americans go all in on being Irish and move back to Ireland.
>>215537626retard
>>215538715>>215538857original kino lore is that france gets conquered by bongs in ww3/eugenics warsnew cringe lore that makes no sense is that the picards fled france during ww2 to england, stayed there long enough to get an english accent, then moved back to france afterwards and kept up speaking english with an english accent for hundreds of years
So were the changelings originally supposed to be more closely related to the Progenitors, since they look so similar?
>>215537794Join a trek forum, not two threads everyday you depressed losers
>>215539354no. odo was the only one they show us that made it as far as the alpha quadrant before the wormhole.
And you guys are on what, some kind of trek to the stars?
>>215539414>uss repulsivewell they got the name right.
>>215539587oh wow we've reached Season 4 already
>>215539623the tng descriptor was cut off again so i pasted the memory alpha description. i wonder if anyone else will notice its longer than usual.
>>215539686personally I like when the descriptions are messed up
>>215539704here is the original with its de
>>215539795such suspense! watch the episode to find out
>>215539854if they stopped here, i wouldnt even hate the first trek movie. its that they kept making them and included beasty boys and motorcycles. it was so unnecessary
>>215539686don't do that its better when its cut o
>>215539980well heres the roster with ma's descriptions instead. aside from tng which was already done.
>>215540021Who's ma?
>>215539903
>>215540021this isn't in the spirit of the
>>215540071ma = memory alpha. they post a tiny synapse of every ep at the top thats similar to the descriptor h&i uses, but fails at, here:https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Horizon_(episode)
>>215540097Calm down, anon.
>>215539826
>>215540154
>>215540118don't tell me what t
>>215540154qt
You are now remembering that episode where Worf was a wet blanket faggot on Risa and wondering how that episode even got made.
>>215540255worf was always a jobber. for all his MUH KLINGON shit, he was raised by a normal white mom and pop on earth. he never did all the shit he was trying to push on alexander himself
>>215540255he literally sides with terrorists who think Starfleet is full of pussies because they do things like take shore leave in paradise just like he's doing
>>215540072honestly just, what a beautiful design
>>215540315I would expect less annoying whining if you put Greta fucking Thunberg on Risa. I'm sure she could find something wrong with it.Every time I see a First-World Zoomer 'protesting', I think of that episode and how the only thing fucking up 'paradise' is them and their retarded bullshit.Even if you'd argue that was the message of the episode, it's no less annoying watching it.
based Doc
>>215540396>regretting the day medial tricorders rendered physical examination obsolete
>>215540396imagine how hard it was for the camera crew to not focus on seven's ass
>>215539373I think the Progenitors are supposed to have seeded the whole galaxy, not just the Alpha Quadrant>>215539587I'm not usually this woke and I like Kira but it's pretty suspicious that the one captain who has to not only share the promo pic for these but be pushed to the background is the brutha
>>215540664>I think the Progenitors are supposed to have seeded the whole galaxy, not just the Alpha Quadrantbut the moral of that is supposed to be how they evolved into beings that aren't very different from each other. changlings are so different and setup their own thing quickly. i don't see them being part of the same seeding. and remember they started in the delta quadrant and went outward, so not in the alpha quadrant at all. though we don't know how far the original seeding was done entirely by that race in the tng ep
>>215538715Yeah, like you couldn't possibly get into english tea if you are anything but british
>>215540664They do it to attract Dukatmaxxers
>>215541495That's seriously one of the worst eps. Like, wtf is this girl even doing there? Is she some highstakes nepo kid that everybody clears their schedule to entertain for a day?
>>215541575isn't that the Q girl?
>>215541588yea
>>215541616well it makes sense then eh? I mean you can't get more nepo then being a demigod
>>215541639There was a cover story but it made no sense.
>>215541659been a while since I've seen this one so I'll take your word for it, I remember they all spend time with her once her heritage is revealed but I can't remember the beginning or why she's their in the first place
>>215541495>She presented as being super compassionate wants-to-help-people type>Episode ends with her being told she can do "anything she wants">She fucks off and is never heard from again.And billions died in the Dominion War.
>>215537690More like shamtrek
Oh it's THAT episode..
>>215542045This made me very uncomfortable.
>>215542045Do they usually have sex everyday?
>>215542136Me too ha ha I feel uncomfortable
>>215542045What if they had both been changed?
>>215542413>We can't go around fighting private wars. Times have changed. We have got to change with it. Leave this for the authorities.
live fast and prosper should have been a two parter where they don't even show the real crew for the first half. show us more of what else they were up to
>>215542771they should have added some of these rapscallions to the crew
>>215542771Fake Tuvok is my spirit animal
>>215538399I fucking hate star trek now
>They can have the whole Gamma Quadrant for all I care.
>>215542823i like when he meets real tuvok and tries to use logic, never breaking character. its gotta be one of the funniest voyager moments
>>215542823fake tuvok meeting real tuvok is one of my favorite scenes ever, its hilarious, all of fake tuvok is hilarious actually
>>215542990https://youtu.be/ERxCj-OhreU
>>215543052lol tuvoks no1 fan, he probably woke up fucking stoked that tuvok shot him
>>215538715You Americunts couldn't even go to Korea on the other side of the fucking planet for a few years without creating thousands of half-Gook babies and you're shocked at some cross-pollination across a 21 mile channel over thousands of years, (that was literally connected by a tunnel in 1994)?What was the Hundred Years War anyway? Why does a double-digit percentage of each population speak the other's language to this day?:https://youtu.be/I_rKALYk6lM?t=183
>>215540758>all but two people in this image are dead._.
I think I have Pa'nar Syndrome. I can literally feel it ruining my body.
>>215543579Hypospray status?
>>215543270>What was the Hundred Years War anyway?A war that lasted a hundred years uh DOY
>>215543579you're just overeating
>>215543579SIDA?
>thousands of races across the galaxy>only difference is the size of their ears or differing forehead ridgesbravo Lucas
>>215543579
>>215539011you're pathetic
>>215543991estrella treque sexo con chran
>>215539826straight up sausagefest lmao
>>215544430>why are a bunch of guys going to see a movie without a female REEEE! the absolute state of current day
>>215544011It’s because of tight production deadlines we got such generic alien designs. I wouldn’t mind short seasons if it meant unique aliens and each episode had an original script.
