star trek!
star trek sex with shran
/transtrek/
>>215537672You misspelled /shrantrek/
star trek gooning to neelix
>>215537626>>215537672>>215537690>>215537771why are you like this?
>>215537794You wouldn't get it
Bros I don't think I'm gonna make it through Enterprise. Archer is more boring than Harry fucking Kim from Voyager.
>>215537951of course
>>215538105Just pretend that he's really Dr Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap and has no idea what the fuck is going on and his character makes a lot more sense.
>>215538146>pretend the dumbest character in the history of Star Trek shows is a doctor
>>215538105>>215538146I prefer to think he's a special ed kid who's roleplaying and everyone just plays along because they feel bad for him, t'pol is his carer
I don't think it's possible to raise any more death flags than she does in her episode.
>>215537622>french name>has a vineyard in France >speaks with English accent >drinks and English tea>quotes Shakespeare I don’t get it
>>215538715im guessing france gets destroyed in WW3 and repopulated by anglos lol
>>215538715A large part of the English aristocracy has a French heritage.I always assumed he was the eternal anglo who was embracing his French family history, similar to how some Americans go all in on being Irish and move back to Ireland.
>>215537626retard
>>215538715>>215538857original kino lore is that france gets conquered by bongs in ww3/eugenics warsnew cringe lore that makes no sense is that the picards fled france during ww2 to england, stayed there long enough to get an english accent, then moved back to france afterwards and kept up speaking english with an english accent for hundreds of years
So were the changelings originally supposed to be more closely related to the Progenitors, since they look so similar?
>>215537794Join a trek forum, not two threads everyday you depressed losers
>>215539354no. odo was the only one they show us that made it as far as the alpha quadrant before the wormhole.
And you guys are on what, some kind of trek to the stars?
>>215539414>uss repulsivewell they got the name right.
>>215539587oh wow we've reached Season 4 already
>>215539623the tng descriptor was cut off again so i pasted the memory alpha description. i wonder if anyone else will notice its longer than usual.
>>215539686personally I like when the descriptions are messed up
>>215539704here is the original with its de
>>215539795such suspense! watch the episode to find out
>>215539854if they stopped here, i wouldnt even hate the first trek movie. its that they kept making them and included beasty boys and motorcycles. it was so unnecessary
>>215539686don't do that its better when its cut o
>>215539980well heres the roster with ma's descriptions instead. aside from tng which was already done.
>>215540021Who's ma?
>>215539903
>>215540021this isn't in the spirit of the
>>215540071ma = memory alpha. they post a tiny synapse of every ep at the top thats similar to the descriptor h&i uses, but fails at, here:https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Horizon_(episode)
>>215540097Calm down, anon.
>>215539826
>>215540154
>>215540118don't tell me what t
>>215540154qt
You are now remembering that episode where Worf was a wet blanket faggot on Risa and wondering how that episode even got made.
>>215540255worf was always a jobber. for all his MUH KLINGON shit, he was raised by a normal white mom and pop on earth. he never did all the shit he was trying to push on alexander himself
>>215540255he literally sides with terrorists who think Starfleet is full of pussies because they do things like take shore leave in paradise just like he's doing
>>215540072honestly just, what a beautiful design
>>215540315I would expect less annoying whining if you put Greta fucking Thunberg on Risa. I'm sure she could find something wrong with it.Every time I see a First-World Zoomer 'protesting', I think of that episode and how the only thing fucking up 'paradise' is them and their retarded bullshit.Even if you'd argue that was the message of the episode, it's no less annoying watching it.
based Doc
>>215540396>regretting the day medial tricorders rendered physical examination obsolete
>>215540396imagine how hard it was for the camera crew to not focus on seven's ass
>>215539373I think the Progenitors are supposed to have seeded the whole galaxy, not just the Alpha Quadrant>>215539587I'm not usually this woke and I like Kira but it's pretty suspicious that the one captain who has to not only share the promo pic for these but be pushed to the background is the brutha
>>215540664>I think the Progenitors are supposed to have seeded the whole galaxy, not just the Alpha Quadrantbut the moral of that is supposed to be how they evolved into beings that aren't very different from each other. changlings are so different and setup their own thing quickly. i don't see them being part of the same seeding. and remember they started in the delta quadrant and went outward, so not in the alpha quadrant at all. though we don't know how far the original seeding was done entirely by that race in the tng ep
>>215538715Yeah, like you couldn't possibly get into english tea if you are anything but british
>>215540664They do it to attract Dukatmaxxers
>>215541495That's seriously one of the worst eps. Like, wtf is this girl even doing there? Is she some highstakes nepo kid that everybody clears their schedule to entertain for a day?
>>215541575isn't that the Q girl?
>>215541588yea
>>215541616well it makes sense then eh? I mean you can't get more nepo then being a demigod
>>215541639There was a cover story but it made no sense.
>>215541659been a while since I've seen this one so I'll take your word for it, I remember they all spend time with her once her heritage is revealed but I can't remember the beginning or why she's their in the first place
>>215541495>She presented as being super compassionate wants-to-help-people type>Episode ends with her being told she can do "anything she wants">She fucks off and is never heard from again.And billions died in the Dominion War.
>>215537690More like shamtrek
Oh it's THAT episode..
>>215542045This made me very uncomfortable.
>>215542045Do they usually have sex everyday?
>>215542136Me too ha ha I feel uncomfortable
>>215542045What if they had both been changed?
>>215542413>We can't go around fighting private wars. Times have changed. We have got to change with it. Leave this for the authorities.
live fast and prosper should have been a two parter where they don't even show the real crew for the first half. show us more of what else they were up to
>>215542771they should have added some of these rapscallions to the crew
>>215542771Fake Tuvok is my spirit animal
>>215538399I fucking hate star trek now
>They can have the whole Gamma Quadrant for all I care.
>>215542823i like when he meets real tuvok and tries to use logic, never breaking character. its gotta be one of the funniest voyager moments
>>215542823fake tuvok meeting real tuvok is one of my favorite scenes ever, its hilarious, all of fake tuvok is hilarious actually
>>215542990https://youtu.be/ERxCj-OhreU
>>215543052lol tuvoks no1 fan, he probably woke up fucking stoked that tuvok shot him
>>215538715You Americunts couldn't even go to Korea on the other side of the fucking planet for a few years without creating thousands of half-Gook babies and you're shocked at some cross-pollination across a 21 mile channel over thousands of years, (that was literally connected by a tunnel in 1994)?What was the Hundred Years War anyway? Why does a double-digit percentage of each population speak the other's language to this day?:https://youtu.be/I_rKALYk6lM?t=183
>>215540758>all but two people in this image are dead._.
I think I have Pa'nar Syndrome. I can literally feel it ruining my body.
>>215543579Hypospray status?
>>215543270>What was the Hundred Years War anyway?A war that lasted a hundred years uh DOY
>>215543579you're just overeating
>>215543579SIDA?
>thousands of races across the galaxy>only difference is the size of their ears or differing forehead ridgesbravo Lucas
>>215543579
>>215539011you're pathetic
>>215543991estrella treque sexo con chran
>>215539826straight up sausagefest lmao
>>215544430>why are a bunch of guys going to see a movie without a female REEEE! the absolute state of current day
>>215544011It’s because of tight production deadlines we got such generic alien designs. I wouldn’t mind short seasons if it meant unique aliens and each episode had an original script.
>>215544358Imagine the smell
>>215540338It wouldn't be such a terrible design if the windows took into account the nacelle locations, but as it is you'd have to be on the absolute bottom of the captain's shitlist to end up directly under the bussard collectors.
>>215544011>doesn't remember TNG's The Chase (S06E20)
>>215543270
Worf on TNG>get your ass whupped on the regular as a 'power check' Worf on DS9>able to be a klingon and be a warrior on the exo-sphere mall
>>215545810I like the TOS strategy of just killing extras/red shirts instead
>Surely my shapechanging abilities will render me victorious.
>>215540111Why on Earth did Memory Alpha/Beta chose fandom to host the wiki when there are more web designers in the Trek community than you can throw a stick at
>>215546276for some bizarre reason wiki fandom became the central for so many many things, to its determent, I think the people involved actually got paid for their trash
>>215540309Worf was insecure up until the point Martok more or less told him he was cool from a position of authority to validate him.
>>215545427this was a joke in lower drecks
>>215546760Martok was a breddy gud Klingon except that time he let ptsd stop him from being one.
>>215545880tng still occasionally did that, they were just goldshirts, or as some people call them, pissboys
>>215546878I don't watch dreck, sorry.
>>215546276>>215546428the people running the wiki do it like a bureaucracy or an HoA, it's so comically slow and over-complicated to get anything done. some poor fucker made an updated icon for the site that's literally just minor tweaks to make it look a little cleaner, and it's been months of back and forth between him and the staff, and it's still not even close to being updated
what the heck was his problem?
>>215547348That haircut.
>>215547348this is the most punchable looking fey wood elf I've ever seen
>>215547348He didn't know how to make a proper man bun.
>>215547348His hair is a bird. Which invalidated everyone's arguments.
>>215546906martoks cowardice is surpassed only by worf. absolutely tragic ending to the ds9 klingon saga
>*beep bop*>Fecal matter converter is currently offline.
worf is such a loser. couldnt hack it as a diplomat and had to crawl back to picard in disgrace. they didnt even bother with an excuse to save face, just demoted back to tactical. hard to believe its the same guy who wanted to kill himself because he lost a fight with an empty barrel.
>On the Klingon Home World your name is not mentioned. It is as though you never existed. A terrible burden for a warrior to bear, to become nothing, to be without honour, without the chance for glory.
>if you spineless scum had to be ground under, so much the better. All that mattered was Cardassia. I loved my homeland. That's what justified my actions, that's what gave me my strength.
>>215547348He looks like Stella Mudd
>>215548339>eat lots of Gagh>luv me honor>luv me Nentay>Simple as
>>215548638
why is /trek/ dying
>>215549963Because of censorship
>>215550003this. anons are scared to be themselves, like Odo.
>>215550003Starts with a j
>>215549963We either continue to talk about shows whose finales aired before half of /tv/ was born, or acknowledge the existence of NuTrek.
Can someone post the section 31 image that features pepe.
>>215550077This is the stark reality we face.
>>215550410So sad they cancelled the franchise after May '05.
My wife :3
>>215550752your wife fucks trannies lmao
>>215550787>Firing eggs out your wang
They should have made a virus to turn all Klingons female (and horny)
>>215551793now that I think about it I feel like you more often see female aliens being casually horny than males
In Trek News, New Trek actors and writers are publicly shitting their pants on Bluesky over a GiantFreakingRobot article.
>>215550787>and it does it all without touching my overall genomekek even in their wildest dreams troons WNBAW
>>215551868They do know that being Republican doesn't mean they aren't also progressives, right?
>>215550077the kids love episodic commercial television once you expose them to it.X and milennials are just as bad as boomers. we got immune to advertising from being exposed to advertising from birth and then turned around and withheld advertising from our kids.
>>215551868didnt topkins used to be and edgelord?
>>215551868i mean, it was a patently retarded article. it's not even really worth discussing.
>>215551937actually I shouldn't say that because it sounds like I actually read it. i only read enough to realize the premise was based on the author's headcanon and contradicted by reality. which was like 2 sentences.
>>215551868>jews mad that trekkies support the jewish faction instead of the jewish faction
>>215542045Do you think her hymen regenerated?
>>215551937actually its brilliant because its obvious clickbait bullshit that satisfies the shill contract without doing too much damage to their reputation because everyone ignores it except other shills
>>215551984i dont see any other possibility.same goes for ro and probably guinan (assuming she has a vagina unlike kes)
>>215552033Considering how hot she was when younger, they really screwed her over with that hairstyle. It made her look a decade or more older than she was.
Is Picard worth watching?
>>215552186Worth the aneurysm? No.
>>215552242'Splain?
>>215552286Picard is big poo, no watchee
>>215552286it is bizarrely stupid in the way only modern tv can accomplish.also despite the show's namesake, the picard you know and enjoy does not show up once in the series. it's the patrick stewart soapbox special.
>>215552186No, it's truly awful.
>>215552183that was the style at the time. it wasnt for the show
>>215552390It’s actually not bad for an actor not being a fan of the source material. That way they can put their own spin on the role. If the actor was a fan then they’d probably be more difficult to work with since they think they’re the definitive authority on the show they’re working on.
>>215551911yeah whatever nevermind
>>215550728Why? All these years later people continue to appreciate it despite no new material. Imagine if they kept going, but with garbage instead.
>>215552400It's vile.
Oh, you'll watch Academy. You'll watch it all.
>>215553697All 16 episodes? Paramount leaks showed they’re moving away from the Star Trek IP because it’s too expensive and doesn’t draw viewers. All the shows are going to run out their contracts and then get iced.
>>215553774Seems to me they're shitting out nutrek nonstop.
>>215537622Sweet jesus we are on some kind of star trek
>>215539587Fair Haven/Spirit Folk dont deserve the hate
>>215553815STD, SNW, LD all got five seasons. That’s usually the length of a streaming contract. SFA was greenlit with two seasons. Probably one season was filmed and split in two. Once they air all the completed episodes, it will be quietly cancelled and memoryholed.
>>215553774Paramount doesn't deserve to exist it has no honor logic or culinary ability
>>215538650She died rip
>>215540021Your Mum did a good job not spoilering the DS9 episode but the Voyager one is confusing and it makes Enterprise sound like a snoozefest.
>>215540072Beautiful, but what's up with the stupid ornaments on the grills? Looks like it serves no purpose and is in the wrong scale. I hate it.
>>215553834Really makes you wonder how he landed the Phoenix on Earth again
I got back from my grandma's funeral and I am drunk as shit. She died at the age of 93.
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>>215555075
>>215555473TNG had so many Dirty Pair references. It's especially impressive considering how hard anime was to come by back then.
>>215553861It's too bad fair haven wasn't around during the killing game. Nazi hirogen could have gone there for r&r.
