Why watch at all?

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>>215538041
> t.

>>215538164
I don't know what this is.

>>215538041
He's one of those YouTubers that I can't for the life of me understand how he got so popular. He talks about topics that tons of people have already covered ad nauseum and he doesn't even do it well.

>>215538041
I have no idea who this is.

>>215538746
long format criminal/spooky slop without having an insufferable voice.
its rare

>>215538982
>without having an insufferable voice
Kek, I disagree.
I can't stand how he keeps humble bragging in every video he makes. He keeps pretending that he's astounded by all the views and money he makes, but he literally talks about it and how popular he is in every single video he makes. It feels so fake and annoying, and the dude clearly has a massive ego. It's also really obnoxious how hard he tries to look like a good person. People who act like that are usually desperately trying to hide something. He just feels like a really slimy and narcissistic piece of shit. I can't stand him.

>>215538041
this bitch sucks ass

>>215538041
>gay ass zoomie creepypasta?
>four hour vid
>biblethumping shit?
>four hour vid (I'm a christian btw)

>creepypasta podcast
>"oh btw I've only read like 3 creepypastas despite being a "horror" guy"

>conspiracy iceberg
>10 hour vid

>>215538041
It drives me fucking crazy that this retard constantly misuses “whenever”. Completely unlistenable

>”The shoot out lasted for 4 hours. Whenever he was shot…”
>Oh he was shot multiple times? Or it’s not known when he was shot???
>”…he died instantly at 8:04”

YOU USE “WHENEVER” WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES OR IF IT IS NOT KNOWN WHEN IT HAPPENED YOU FUCKING RETARD

IF YOU KNOW WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED OR THAT IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE YOU SAY “WHEN”

>bros I'm a totally serious Christian, I taught Sunday school haha
>um fag "marriage"? Um I don't care haha everyone should decide what's right in their own eyes with no condemnation haha
This nigger really pisses me off even be talks about that sort of thing. Literally selling out his God for money.

>>215539403
>>>without having an insufferable voice
criminal/spooky slop tubers are generally way waaaay worse, but yeah he does seem like a lead stare midwit.

I dont trust late stage religious millennials

For a...youtube connoisseur...of the...dark and mysterious...I prefer the...stilted cadence...and completely original works of...the youtuber known...as...night mind

>>215539672
he's (((Baptist)))

He’s alright by me. He’s a based straight white christian man and deserves all the success he’s earned

>>215539737
>black hair
>black eyes
>white

>>215539737
>white

Any Faggot E-Celeb that just sits in their room holding a mic at the camera for 20 minutes while reading wikipedia is an insta block from me

>>215539737
Hes swarthy lookin

>>215539730
are you telling me baptists accepted gay marriage before the legal sale of beer and liquor?

there's another one of these type of youtubers called Cadaber and I just know he thinks he has a really hot true crime content making Nexpo ripoff voice or whatever but I had to stop watching his videos after I noticed this thing he does where every word he says ending in "ing" has a distinct KUH sound at the end.

>he was thinkingk
>they were fightingk

it is unpossible to unhear once you notice it and it disgusts me

>>215539672
>believing Jew on a stick
No one who reads the Bible can honestly claim to believe it, there are too many inconsistencies.
Just try to square the gospel of John and the events therein with the other 3 gospels. They don’t line up.
Ask how it is that Matthew and Luke have copied passages from Mark of each gospels is supposedly an independent account of what happened written 80+ years after events
Try and figure out whose reign Jesus’ birth took place under. Matthew says he was born under Herod 1 who died in 4BC, Luke said it was under the reign of Quirinius who was governor after the son of Herod 1 had been ousted from the region around 6AD.
The gospels also differ on where Mary and Joseph went when he was born. One says they fled the night he was born to Egypt, the other says that they took him to the temple at Jerusalem 7 days after he was born in accordance with tradition
2 of the gospels don’t even discuss Jesus’ birth which you would think is an odd thing to leave out if it was prophesied and involved angels and messages from god and shit.

These contradictions can’t be reconciled. If the Bible isn’t infallible why believe in it? It’s just something stupid people do because they’re raised into that culture or would go crazy without something to believe in to make themselves feel better

>>215538041
Every time this queer pops up on my feed I report him .
I encourage everyone so the same

>>215538041
I thought this was the guy who shot Charlie Kirk, who the fuck is he?

>>215539737
And a HEYA HOYA to you, fellow white man!

>>215539794
>accepted gay marriage before the legal sale of beer and liquor?
who did?

>>215538041
>makes 4 hour videos on random bullshit only three people truly care about
>stumbles and slurs through the entire video, clearly exhausted and bored
>hangs out with faggots and pedophiles on the internet despite being a christian conservative man
What is this fucking retards problem?

>>215538041
The rapture video is a funny idea but people need to motherfucking chill on the YouTube timer arms race bullshit. You aren’t godlike because you can talk about something 5 hours, it sucks and you are gay.

>>215538746
He does incredibly comprehensive breakdowns of everything from historical events to conspiracy theories to horror stories and even true crime, all under one channel. He has simply touched so many topics so deeply that he's irreplaceable. You are free to try and contend his catalog.

>>215539730
*non denominational baptist

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Chilling Scares is the only "weird crimes and mysteries" channel I'm following now, it started out as just a basic Mr. Nightmare copy with the usual horror stories and hoaxes with serious tone but actually it's evolved into pretty good videos that actually feature research on topics to get more of a complete picture and don't entertain nonsense fanciful speculation. So you'll get "Was this scaaary children's show pilot on youtube with no record of existing a hoax?....yes." rather than "but....what if....who could know....oooh....chills down....you spine".

There are plenty of interesting real spooky happenings, I don't need time wasting with humoring made up shit, and I definitely don't need the youtuber to start featuring themselves as the star. Just read the script, script reader.

>>215538041
>what the actual fuck is this nigger's problem?
gay, also autistic

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>>215539880
Post hands. NOW.

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>>215539974
That said I agree he’s way over hated he got popular because he is highly researched and his book reviews are legendary. He actually has a really underrated Linkin Park album review few people know about that breaks down Hybrid Theory them and lyric by lyric.

>>215538041

1. He's bought into the meme that he has to self-censor to make money off his YT grift.

2. His videos tend to be surface level shit though some stuff like his King In Yellow video, does show he can do deep dives when he gives a fuck

3. He let Donut Operator and his ilk in the Guntube community basically blow up his ego, let alone give him attack dogs to cyberbully anyone who criticizes him

4. Most of what he does has already been done to death by Marcus Parks, who doesn't self-censor in spite of them constantly repudiating their past and having to shit on conservatives to avoid being turned into pariahs, as seen by Marcus continuing to make rape and pedophilia jokes in the podcast.

TLDR he's basically a dumbed down rip off of Marcus Parks, if Marcus took the redpill and somehow went from edgelord to wussy who lets Donut Operator and his friends gang bang his boy pussy.

>>215540053
Now now, Marcus Parks hasn't been a faggot since college. He gave up cock when he had to get work in the real world....

>THE MOST DISTURBING BOOKS EVER ICEBERG
>I didn`t read any of them haha
The worst thing is his Smugness, this goofy nigger is even dumber than the averagea merican

>>215539808
Based. God, purpose, and morality are all fake and gay. Take the ego pill.

>>215540508
(Christian) god, purpose and morality are the only reasons you werent sold at 5 years of age to an old man so he could clap your booty cheeks everyday of your life so STFU. Muh apathy, ah yes, very deep position youve chosen there

Don't all these guys just read Wikipedia or other stuff written by other people verbatim? Still better than react channels

>>215540632
Christian morality is the only reason my country is now being flooded with migrants. I'm not apathetic, I hope you christcucks all die.

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>>215538041
You're watching some shitty channels, mate.

>>215540366
of course he didn't. no one reads anything these days. I swear even most booktubers don't actually READ books.

>>215538746
>covid time
>people desperate for content and friends
>some weird christian guy reads out wiki articles about weird shit

>>215540648
Your people not having babies and your government still wanting net growth is the only reason your country is being flooded with migrants. Christian values of tolerance and acceptance are just the medium not the cause of the problem

>>215540648
it's not even that, it's just idiocy and people who comparatively have it too good forgetting how their society got to that point. just look at liberal women actively voting against their own best interest out of, I don't know, being driven by feelings and external approval?

>>215540649
I find it comical how Mr Ballen gradually kept reducing how video output.

>we upload every single day
>we upload two or three times a week
>we upload once a week

>>215538041
He hasn't done videos like this in 4 years. He does long form essay rambles now

>>215540721
Liberalism is an offshoot of Christianity. Liberals derive their ideas of equality and human dignity from Christianity.

>>215538048
Fpbp

>>215540760
>Communism is an offshoot of Nationalism. Communists derive their ideas of currency and eating bread from Nationalism.
This is how retarded you sound.

>>215538041
Not sure what it is, but this guy gives me really bad vibes.

>>215538746
Background noise specialist
his voice is tolerable enough to let his vids play while doing other shit

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>>215538746
He grifted a ton of content from /x/ and /k/, is a very typical /tg/ poster along with Meatcanyon which is why they get along so well.

As you know 4chan is like the lush lands of Africa and we cannot let these reddit colonizers just seize up all our precious gold and diamonds. Of course they become successful off it. You could too, wildly, but you're a 4chinian and it is your duty to protect that value by instigating in psyops and harassing faggots until they kill themselves.

>>215539803
I came across this person and I know what you mean. You are not alone, anon.

>>215538164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeXCt7YEdE

>>215540760
That must be why their ideas of equality and human dignity are fucked up, because Zoroastrianism invented equality and human dignity without any of that gay ass jew shit for fat dumb fuck American ZOG golems attached

>>215538041
he has to keep up his le heckin wholesome grift

>contrarians do a 360 on a guy that they used to like because hes popular now
>pajeets arguing about how white he is
Old age has released me from the crab bucket i guess, i find him entertaining and he has a good voice