>going faster than fast turns you into a lizard
We've agreed not to speak of it. Please honor this arrangement.
>>215538092Did they fuck?
>>215538391No, they're not lizards, they're salamanders, giant space salamanders. Captain Janeway released her eggs into the swamp and Tom Paris ejaculated all over them to fertilize them.
>>215538092How come Tom Paris is the same kind of lizard as Janeway? He was at least 60% lizard by the time he was warp 10ing while Janeway was still a human. Shouldn't he have turned into a radiate or something?
>>215538520>radiatea what?
>>215538092>right now somewhere in the Delta quadrant a clutch of Janeways eggs, fertilized by Tom Paris are hatching. One day decades from now a Star Trek show will be written about their descendants
>>215538092and tripping balls in an isolation tank will make one devolve into a simian
>>215538092Going faster than light has enough gravitational lock on people, there spirit stay on board Alien craft and they can keep rebirthing. It le secrect!
Wasn't Warp 9 the highest physically achievable speed? Why was there a "Warp 10"?
>>215538631Warp 9.9 was the "safest" you could go. Going warp 10 basically made you accelerate infinitely. The problem was they couldn't navigate with infinite velocity, so being able to go anywhere instantly is useless if you can aim it where you want
>>215538631"Warp 10" is supposedly infinite velocity
>>215538708*can't aim
>>215538631shut up
>>215538708but why did it turn them into lizards?
>>215538766Evolution. It was a possible future outcome for humanity
>>215538631in TOS they pushed the enterprise little past warp 14. in one of the animated episodes they met an alien who's ship traveled at warp 36
you failed the IQ test, its called frame shifting, their deceleration vector landed them within a nearby adjacent universe, their detached souls coming to rest within the closest flesh shells that could host the both of themunfortunately without the technology to know the unique ID of each universe + origin record, they'd likely never be able to return to their original true location, but because universes are emitted in waveformat stretching through infinity, each immediately adjacent one is almost exactly identical to its immediate neighbors, so you'd have to go really REALLY fast and far for a very VERY long time to approach meaningfully different universes, so they'd probably never notice a difference, nor did the plot writers know the higher science they were ignorantly writing themselves intohurr durr why r dey lizard things now :O uh-hy-uck did dey have smex you fink? :)
>>215538106This. Just like we don't speak about DS9, season 6, episode 23. Don't look it up, don't think about it, and let it fade away.
>>215538631It went to warp 9.999, then they changed over to trans warp, which is many times faster than light. Now, why can't they slow down trans warp to warp 10? What's the difference?
WHY DID THEY TURN INTO LIZARDS WHY DID THEY TURN INTO LIZARDS WHY DID THEY TURN INTO LIZARDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTELL ME OR I'M GOING TO GET YOU
>>215540276They should've turned into frogs by my account. Those lizards look like delta stock to me.
And being hyper intelligent means, you want to fuck with humans and other lower life forms.
