>Charlie, did I ever tell you about the time an eight year old black girl taught me how to read? I met her at age 30 when I signed an illegal contract that forced me to fold clothes for a year. We snuck off at night and milked a giraffe together in secret.>the chocolate cartel eventually made an attempt on my life, rigging a passenger ship with explosives and detonating it with the crew still on board. >I was able to expose their crimes when we snuck into the basement of a catholic church, leading to my capture, but was ultimately saved by the Oompa Loompa who had a change of heart after I atoned for my colonialism against his indigineous peoples. I then reunited the orphan black girl with her mother. >I overcame every obstacle, achieved every goal I ever set out to accomplish and made thousands of people happy.>And it is these exact events that made me the cruel, nihilistic, wretched man I am today.
>>215538555>Charlie, let me cut to the chase: I am Jewish.
>>215538555Chibiti and the Chocolate Dispensary finna be mid frfr
>>215538555Yeah, when I was watching the prequel, this all seemed so bizarre.
>>215538555>I had the Oompa Loompas CIRCUMCISED
I of course went into the new movie strongly wanting to hate it. But honestly it won me over. It basically has no resemblance to the original. But as its own thing, I enjoyed it.
>gum chewing's fine when it is once in a while...>EXPLODE
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