>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3 YEARS OF A SUIT AND TIE GOVERMENT DESK JOB WITH GOOD BENEFITS, MY OWN PERSONAL FUCKING HELL>I WISH I'D RATHER GET BLOWN UP WITH A GRENADE, HAD BLOWN MY HEAD OFF AFTER KILLING MY FAMILY, MAYBE GET A LIFE SENTENCE IN PRISON AFTER BEING BACKSTABBED BY A FRIEND, OR PERHAPS EVEN FORCED TO SUCK A COCK AT GUNPOINT LIKE MY MORE FOUTAUNTE COLLEAGUES. >ANYTHING BUT LITERAL WORK
For him the action is the juice
>>215538994>Oh shit im trapped>there is no such thing as super no backsies immunity>theyre going to find a reason to fire me and nullify the deal. >im going to prison>gonna find me with a back full of shiv and an ass full of cum>Im never coming back to this office.
>>215539443>>theyre going to find a reason to fire me and nullify the dealHow????
>>215539477if he makes a single mistake, the deal is off
>>215539477in the last scene the HR lady gives him is first day tour which is not something HR usually does. She explicitly lists a bunch of shitty office rules including needing supervision for the office thermometor. She explains that the deal he has a bunch of outs for ICE employment, which is a condition of the deal. Basically if he gets fired hes fucked, and everyone there knows what he did.
>>215538994Literally me
>>215539543>>215539646Just don't make mistakes and you're good then. Vic got away scott free.
>>215540680>don't make mistakes>in an office where you're already on the shitlist and would be a sacrificial lamb to be put up whenever the FBI needs to pin a fuckup on someone
what's with all these threads pretending work doesn't suck
>>215539646>including needing supervision for the office thermometornot being allowed to adjust the thermostat without contacting corporate is common practice in lots of large businesses, and applies even to branch executives
>>215538994Wow, that's way worse than life in prison.
>>215540680yeah because Vic is a dude that never makes mistakesshe told him that even if a single comma was mistyped they'd get him
>>215542261What a bitch.Vic was a good boy!He dindu nuffin!Also,PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD.....
>>215538994>I could be fucking sissy trannies right now
For him that’s like no longer being able to cum for 3 years. It’s a cruel punishment
>>215539646>HR lady gives him is first day tour which is not something HR usually doesI remember when I started work a lab job for a BioPharma company straight out of college and the woman was guiding me around on my first day showing me everything and I followed her straight into the womens dressing room for the clean rooms and she was just like "oh oops sorry you were supposed to go into the mens one" and just brought me out and showed me the door and told me to go in there. Luckily I didnt get cancelled for going into the womens room.
