>that kino that makes you ravenously hungry
>>215540140Is this how Lennon became a nazi?
>>215540140how about a little egg with all that oil ,lol
when I was a boy my Dad used to take us to eat in greasy spoons cafes like this all the time. He'd sit and read the newspaper just like in the webm and whole place would smell a mix of bacon, cigarette smoke and cheap coffee. Usually mid morning, very cozy atmosphere; nothing like today unfortunately
fried egg sandwiches are good, but you want to cook the yolk through, and throw some mayo, cheese, salt and pepper on that badboy
>>215540140crazy yuros live like that
>>215540361>>215540140'why did people in the past look older'
>>215540140>unseasoned oily egg on untoasted white breaddo wypipo really? where the lawry's?
>>215540403>but you want to cook the yolk throughok psycho
>>215540403>you want to cook the yolk throughNah, runny yolk on an egg sandwich is top notch.
>>215540461>bong>white
>>215540403You wouldn't need mayo with sunny yolk.
>see food on the screen>become 'ravenously hungry'holy lardass moment
>>215540140>first bite of the sandwich makes the runny egg yolk slip entirely to the platewhat is the fucking point of this
>>215540468>>215540469>>215540504If you toast and butter the bread, yolk is good.. you don't want a runny egg on untoasted white bread, that's crazy.
>>215540733Dipping bread into the yolk is great.
>>215540140>>that kino that makes you ravenously hungry>somehow finds the one video that manages to make an egg sandwich look like shit
>>215540140Is that john lemon?
>>215540830>blockedgod dammithttps://youtu.be/cOZH57odl_k?t=66
>>215540625Their fear of butcher's shops has forced them into a diet consisting entirely of runny runny egg sandwiches.
>>215540140this webm is attempting to give me diarrhea
>>215540140This film is called Withnail and I and it's about a guy who gets tricked by his friend into almost getting raped by a fat man
>>215540857Monty was a gentle soul led on to the point of burglary.
Eat Drink Man Woman's opening scene is food kino
what an ugly, disgusting scene. anyway i wonder what kind of person would create something like this
post the beans
>>215540885my kind of person would create something like this
>>215540785Dipping toast into the yolk is great. Ya'll niggas cannot egg sandwich at all.
>>215540140Hook and Twister are always the first to pop to mind
>>215540894much like your posting
>>215540969What the fuck?
>>215540969kay's cooking?
>>215540916Do you want to eat a structurally sound sandwich or a gruel of yolk and soggy bread?
>>215540916Bread is fine, too. You are simply gay.
>>215540969I love Kay's Cooking. For me its the Spaghetti Bolognese she did.
>>215540140
>>215541246sometimes i want to force an italian to watch all her videos on repeat
>>215541253Wow, that is so provocative! Amazing.
>>215541253If this happened to me I would vomit and cry, in no particular order.
>>215541782Italians are fucking faggots. Someone recommended me an old italian chef who spent 25 minutes waffling about muh pasta, then he finally got to cooking, so I was wondering what he will do with tomatoes and herbs, and he just opened canned tomatoes, plopped them in and them used dried herbs.Fucking noodles with ketchup culture.
>>215541253Fucking cringe shit
>>215540969Pwoah.Cooks lovely scran, does are Kay.
i've turned into a tea guy recently and i agree black tea is the best
>>215542196Put some brandy in it, it becomes so much better.
>>215542196Black tea is just rotten tea byproducts.
https://youtu.be/FkN8zkK7f60?si=QozCb4Ct4MV6pFOtwhenever i see a hotdog in my life iam thinking about this scene.
That intro from Fargo Season 1 where they show the whole process of how the fish gets from the tank to the mob boss' plate in a chinese restaurant.Everytime I see it I can taste the greasy sauce and the fried fish in my mouth.
>>215540140Chad Ramsay making working man's food.
>>215540969I recognize that kitchen
>>215543253>Lightly
>>215541253turbo gooners and simps have convinced women that men would eat their vomit and feel privileged doing so.The only solution to modern society is a meteor, just nuke it all.
>>215543253Ramsay is a fucking hack. Pretty sure he's an alcoholic.
>>215543374tbf I'd eat those pancakes
>>215543307meat needs a lot of salt
>>215543450Yeah I know but he just says things some time....
>>215543253>Texan StyleI don't even know if there is a Texan style steak but if there is that ain't it.
>>215540140Tony Egg.
>>215543424Someone had to take up the sacred mantle of Keith Floyd and swig wine he was supposed to cook with between takes.
>>215542088that's the kind of food they serve you when you beenadick
>>215543479Yeah, a Texan style would have a crude oil sauce, be garnished with gunpowder and have Confederate flags sicking out of it.
>>215542164retarded paid tv actor =\= every italian on earthi'd skin you alive for some actual good bolognesefaggot ass nigger your mother, father and pets will die in her sleep tonight, no immunities.
>>215540625that woman is just retarded, it's meant to squirt into your mouth
>>215543664>id kill you for food>this somehow makes me rightYou are so far gone.
>>215540883great flick
>>215540625You're suppose to eat runny egg sandwiches with a knife and fork, that way you can "dip" the bread in the yolk.
>>215540140proper scran thatneeds red sauce
>>215545101do americans really
>>215540427everyone smoked, gasoline was leaded, people went outside.
>>215545101I'm phoneposting from the bathroom right now and this looks like how I feel
>>215543253Impressive, very nice. Now lets see Gordon's cheese sandwich.
>>215540904>ctrl + f>beans: 1 result
>>215545101>>215545208>throwing slop onto other foodIf it's good enough for a Michelin star chef then it's good enough for kids.
>>215545237MmmmHot microplasticsmy favorite
>>215543253>no butter on the steakI thought he was a michelin star french cook?
>>215540361>how about a little egg with all that oil ,lolyeah I didn't know deep frying an egg was a thing
>>215540427>>215545135Also people now are filled to the brim with strogen and microplastics
>>215543253>Chad Ramsaywhen you want those american viewersyou just have to forget your michelin starsand cook slop
>>215540894WTF is that gold foil?Seems ridiculusly thick for it to be gold leaf.
>>215540403shut up faggot
>>215543253i dunno, this looks fine to me. I'd eat it.
>>215541253tattoos are almost a guarantee of stds>>215543374well they're going to learn the hard way that the only people who would stoop that low are gross as shit and i dont know about you but quantity does not beat quality
>>215545081>"dip"Never heard this expression before, are you from Utica or something?
>>215541253Tranny?
>>215543253My blood pressure rose just watching this
>>215545306that movie was ghey
>>215545696good scene and I 100% approve "poor man's pizza" but disappointing (muh cuban sandwiches) movie
>>215545101>slopping it up when you could perfectly well have eaten those with a salad or even a raw tomato or smththat's a horror movie
I haven't eaten anything in like 48 hours and holy faurk these webms look so unbelievably tasty.
>>215545231I've been this hungry precisely once in my life. I didn't eat nearly as much, but the pan was attacked in very much the same way.
>>215545696JCFIJAGC
>>215545231i remember those beansbest scene of the movie (fortunately or unfortunately)one of Sergio Leone's films also had a pretty cool bean eating scene which was unfortunately cut (although the extended version including it is arguably the worse lol)
>>215540140>>215545696Do american not have real bread??
>>215546072what do you mean by real bread?
>>215540140Knew that was Withnail and I before I even opened the thread
>>215546072I live in europe, in a city, and I prefer those floppy-stretchy american pieces of gluten to european bread that would take more than 75 IQ points to make
>>215546072yea, you have a lot of choices for real bread in america. generally you have so many choices non-americans get angry and say its a 'crime of capitalism' for some reasonalso its not illegal to make your own bread here
because they don't have people to do them without fucking up and having it too soggy or too dry or too whatever
>no kino about being self-sufficient and making bread at home in one of those hi-tech bread baking machines which cost less than 100$ even a decade agoeh
>>215545306how do you get the spatula's bottom not to stick onto the meat? Is it oiled?
>>215543253>lightly salt>a touch of butter>texas styleI'll let it slide
>>215546072For a cheese sandwich, the flimsy American bread is better and easier to use.
>>215546193You have all the choices so why do you eat garbage?
>>215546298>youwho?
>>215540140Can’t be arsed with a pure egg sarno. Needs a couple of slices of bacon in there too, for that salty tang.
>>215546298see >>215546193kick out all the minimum wage jeets and spics and niggers and then talk to me about bread
Those eggs look fucking nasty
>>215546072Yeah you have to go out of your way to get the shitty stuff, or like a lot of people they just don’t know any better and that is the only bread they know besides a burger or hotdog bun.
>>215540140is that my boy kinocorner
>>215546365>>215546405for someone broke i can understand just looking at the price tag desu especially if you dont care about bread besides throwing it in a toaster
>>215545916Allegedly the actor completely fasted for a full day before this scene was shot.
>>215543253fucking cilantro
>>215540140Bagel, everything. Toasted.American cheese, on the bagel to melt.Two eggs lightly scrambled. Into the mini skillet.egg goes on the bagel as soon as it starts to brown.Three slices of ham in the hot skillet until hot. Don't let the juices fry out.Assemble with a few dabs of hot sauce.Black coffee and the pulpiest OJ available.
>>215545875>they could have had a salad>the horrorHoly feminized weak little pussy.
>>215546510>for somebody brokearen't you afraid you private baker will see your diarrhea-posts here?
>>215540883
>>215546645go have a heart attack grandpa
>>215546687
>>215546687Does this hurt the fish?
>>215546710
>>215546673her name is mom and she already has
Ratatouille
>>215546729
>>215546730based and motherpilled
>hungry>not eating mushroom tea for breakfast, mushroom mushroom for lunch, and mushroom soup for dinnerperplexing
>>215546718Fishu no feeru paineru
>>215546996can't tell if it's feel or fear lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest_(tool)
>>215546696>zoom zoom feelin manly eating his salad>if you eat meat that's a heart attack right thereUnbearable to be around.
>>215547162oh sorry anon I though you understand the first thing you replied to...in fact we are in agreement
>>215545306Great movie
>>215543307>dumbledore said sparingly
>>215545306>>215547202what movie
>>215543307most of that just gets dissolved and flows away, probably a tenth of that ends up actually in the meatlike boiling spaghetti
>>215546743>hours of prep>eaten in 20 minutesBeing a chef must be frustrating.
>>215545398
>>215548270I'd rather eat literal shit than this mess.
you guys are just posting wierd gross shit none of this is making me hungry
>>215548270women should be banned from purchasing or handling food (in addition to voting, owning property, and beating witness)if you are gay enough for that, you can fuck off to india
>>215546718Chinks believe that the more agony an animal feels before death, the tastier the meat
>>215545715No, an actual womanHylia Fawkes
>>215548222I feel like that every Christmas Day when I host. Don't forget all the clean up too.
>>215540493yeah, we're native to north western europe, that's where white people are from, retard
>>215540140I loved this movie, I watched it last month and I already want to do a rewatch
>>215547354The Great Gatsby, a deleted scene
>>215540140Sopranos whenever they eat something.
>>215547354>>215548681Its The Menu
>>215545696Does he literally have the word "Jeff" tattooed on his left hand? wtf?
>>215548684I'd love to do a rewatch of Sopranos but I'm so fucking poor now that I wouldn't be able to snack every time an episode makes me hungry.
>>215548699thanks anon, that was my first guess before asking lolmaybe it's a better movie than i remember
Kinda made me want a hotdog
>north western europe>white
>>215545135>be smoker in 70s>look old>be nonsmoker in 70s>look oldWhat is with this myth of smoking?
>>215548721My hand Jeff.
>>215548801very nice anon, very nice
>>215548801
>>215548403How about a delicious, meaty Ramsay sandwich?
>>215548799Different things are making people today look older. Smoking does age you, and if younger people smoked more they would look even older than they already do.
>>215543253Ok where's the 'chup tho
>>215540894lol wtf is this? I see the title but what's it about?
>>215540969>Its cruncheeeh!
>>215548899This would be an absolute ordeal to eat.
>>215546718For a moment, then it's dead.
>>215540468>>215540469I have always preferred a solid yolk. When eating eggs by themselves in a meal, I typically eat the whites first and then save the yolk to eat it next, no idea why but I like to eat in order (e.g. buttered toast first, then eggs, then bacon). Runny eggs are definitely good on sandwiches though, however I would prefer it to be on the firmer side than very runny.
>>215540575Kys jeet
Speaking of eggs
>>215546729MOVIE. NOW
>>215540969God bless this Bolton lass, and God protect her son's stomach.
>>215547162What exactly is wrong with eating a salad?
>>215549017>egg in an avocadoThe texture must be so slimy when you eat it.
>>215543424In his disastrous grilled cheese video he clearly has coke bloat, so its a given he's an alcoholic as well.
>>215549017Unrelated, but avocado on eggs is really good
>>215546270That could work. Standard practice is to use a piece of parchment paper and then peel it back afterwards, however.
>>215546298Because they prefer it. Europoors always bitch about America but never state what country they're from because they know they have disgusting stupid shit too
>>215546718Who the fuck carres?
>>215549182They prefer garbage?
>>215549183that strudel doesn't look terrible at all
>>215549194I do ;_;
>>215549183Then he shoots her for not thinking it's the best thing she's ever eaten.
>>215542088Is that Tom Hardy? What movie?
>>215549183I love cream so much, and pastry. Such a luxury. So nice with coffee. Sometimes ill whip up some cream and simply eat it with blueberries. Mm. Cream.
>>215548270Every spicy chip is disgusting.
>>215540140great movie
>>215540140no wonder boomers aged like shit ate this greasy slop and never drank water
The one chef I consistently want to try what he cooks is some Australian guy in youtube, not even sure if he's a celebrity or not. Andy/Andrew cooks. I made his chicken zinger and it was insane.
>>215549274It's a Belgian art house film calledStoowartalife: Baqwardes
>>215548721Jefe is Spanish for Chef, the name of the movie
>>215541253normalize making fun of women like this, and not in a ragebait engagement kind of way, just in a way where you say "cringe losers lmao" and move on
Why do Americans use so much oil for food?
>>215549425>sup Jefe
>>215548799You stink worse than fucking weed smokers. Get it together, tranny.
>>215549455>Why do Americans use so much oil for food?
>>215549549the chinese made them do it?
>>215546718the fish is expected to make a full recovery
>>215545231not sure what kind of beans those are but i make something similar quite often for tortillaskidney beans, black beans and ground beef mixed with crushed tomatoes
>>215549214Not really sure, I don't tend to eat Europoor food that much sorry
>>215549359It's amazing how tiny the Dr. Who guy is. He always looked so stately in his long tails, then I finally saw this movie.
>>215549900>why do you eat garbage>we like it>why>EUROPOORlogic
>>215548761Came here to post this
>>215548222Honestly, I find it annoying if cooking requires more than 30 minutes of work. I'm impressed by some of the lengthier dishes, because I sure as shit wouldn't bother with them unless I won the lottery and had nothing but time on my hands.
>>215549940Your question didn't mention the subject, it could apply to Europoors too since it was mentioned they have disgusting shit as well in the following sentence of the response.
>>215549989how does that gentleman evacuate the premises?
>>215549152>parchment paperI will try this next time, ty anon.
>>215550027He can't leave until he's sold enough eggs to escape. Every day more are delivered.
>>215550018Finding a food unpleasant is not the same as it being low quality garbage.
>>215549989>comes out of an animals butt>"I gotta eat a lot of that."What is is with Indians?
>>215550112I agree with your non-sequitur!
>>215550056How did he even get IN?
>>215550179He was born there.
>>215550027Why would he need to leave? He has everything he needs.
>>215550179very carefully
>>215550179They built the fort AROUND HIM
>>215550179He was told there was a cask of amontillado in there.
>>215542088I once stayed at a really shitty rehab with a bunch of drug addicts and this is exactly what it looked like when we made food
>>215550273Was it an European rehab? Did they also have a washing machine in the kitchen?
>>215549549
>>215550354It was in california but some falling apart place yes all the appliances where in the kitchen
>>215550273how did you get out?
>>215545231I've watched interviews about the actor in this. He said he didn't eat anything the day before the shoot to make sure he had room for then, and that the beans were spicy. He's posted the recipe online too. I mean to make them one day>>215543840>>215540625idk who that is but I'd squirt in her mouth if you know what I mean>>215540969disgusting >>215549144this reads like some kind of homosexual dogwhistle
>>215550395My health insurance only paid for 30 days after that I just went back to being a degenerate Such is the life of an alcoholic
>>215541253This is somehow more embarrassing than maid cafes by several magnitudes.
>>215550479Did you enjoy it? Do you look back fondly on your time there, short as it was?
>>215540385they’re definitely still around. my small city has four or five and one is top tierno cig smoke though thank fuck
>>215550027
>>215550567Actually it was interesting and I talked to a lot of people I never would have interacted with normally. However I have no desire to ever return
>>215550574>load greasy food with tabasco sauce>chase 'nados>have to squirt #2>ass out window>let fly>tornado comes
>>215548222Making dumplings is 100% one of the most tedious things to do in a kitchen. The only tolerable way to do it is to just use ravioli molds, because its the only efficient way to do it.
>>215550179he hatched from one of those eggs
>>215550027reincarnation (hopefully not into an indian)
>>215548801wtf, why did this make me laugh
>>215549819Thank you anon.
>>215545231Literally the greatest meal in any movie. This is caveman tier
>>215549359One of my favourites
>>215550269heh
>>215551221>>215550269dont neck urselves anons that story was unrealistic
>>215550179he had to get it iN
>>215550574Comfy as fuck
>still no video of the guy that cooks in the plane and the hotelShit thread
>>215541253'Men' really pay for this then expect society to listen to their shit takes on women and immigration.
>>215551683
>Thais cook fried eggs in a shitload of oil>Wow so cultured! So elegant!>Chinese fry eggs in a shitloas of oil>Wow! They sure know their food! >Brits do the same>NOOOOO British people can't coooook, noooooooooooooo
>>215540857That’s not much of a friend.
>>215549989Do they live upstairs?
>>215548799second hand smoke, retard.
>>215551837Most countries have food that looks odd to people outside their borders. I think India is the only one whose food and preparation disgusts literally everyone.
>>215540625>>215540847 >>215543840 >>215545081 >>215550454Wait you UNIRONI don't get the scene?
>>215545231That's about a normal-sized bean plate for an average American, I'd say/
>>215551703This show was surprisingly good at first. Really kind of went downhill later on, but Mads is a great Hannibal
>>215551928I swear everything these people do is tailored to infuriate me
>>215552118This looks okay to me, I would only take issue with shredded carrots in gravy so would have preferred that in a separate dish. But I do agree, Indian "cuisine" fucking disgusts me, I would rather fast during an entire trip than risk death eating food there.
>>215552554that's the test bro>accept it or walk away
>>215552118>shredded carrots for lunchEuropean poverty never ceases to amaze me.
>>215551928That is probably pretty good 'za.It might look odd to foreigners, but if you eat it you will like it.
>>215552978>That is probably pretty good 'za.Good morning sir!
>>215545306Pretentious horseshit movie further ruined by Miss Ayyyyy Lmao What a clear waste of the talents of based Fiennes
>>215542088Is that the apartment from Peep Show?
>>215552910Yeah, imagine eating vegetables
>>215545081That's not how you get the perfect egg bite
>>215553202Not even the same layout you IDIOTOvens on the wrong side for a start
>>215545231Based and bean pilled. Didn't he have bean scenes in all his films?
>>215550454It's Zuza.https://www.youtube.com/@zaksiazkowane8428
>>215542323Frog dogs are awesome. Great movie.
>>215553202Yeah you fuckin IDIOT. Sorry I just liked the way that other anon said that. FUCK YOU
>>215545231grok why do the people in this video react like this?
>>215546729Is it possible to find real Chinese food in the U.S.?
>>215540316just dealing with parasitic jew record companies I'd imagine
>>215550375I can hear this. God Hanks became such a faggot I can't even watch anything he makes now.
>>215548751>How many hotdogs would you say you eat in a day?
>>215550574God PSH was in that piece of shit?
>>215548418Mom make you wash dishes again, little guy?
>>215553598Fuck off pseud it's a fun movie. You're just mad it doesn't have browns or faggots to represent you.
>>215553479Nice, not bad
>>215553627okay Cletus, why don't you jump on a marvel thread where you belog
>>215553760>CletusEveryone hates you not just hillbillies.
>>215540140>Deepfried egg with untoasted white bread
>>215553386>https://www.youtube.com/@zaksiazkowane8428I'd feed her some polish sausage if you know what I mean>>215553479That looks good, I like peppers>>215552118I'd unironically eat that. Not sure how well the fishball flavor would go with the taters but sometimes a steamed tater with salt and butter hits the spot on a cold day
>>215548899So it's ok when he does it
>>215541253based
>>215548899my food never looks anything like in the videos when I try to copy
>>215540140>that kino that makes you ravenously hungry
>>215548979>no idea why but I like to eat in orderI know exactly why and it only took one post to know it
>>215550574What happened to movies like this?
>>215540427It's just perception. It's because you are young
>>215549183>Forcing the jew to eat lardBased desu
>>215551556>Thinking this is real
>>215554474why is that anon?
>>215540733why the fuck would eating unbuttered toast ever be an option
>>215554507It's not just perception. I am 36 and look younger than my father did when he was in his 20's, and my grandfather looked middle-aged when he was 19. Part of it is with regards to image capture of older cameras, but if you compare using similar techniques to those born later generally Generation X, Y, and earlier zoomers age more slowly. Not sure what happened with more recent zoomers but that appears to be ending.
>>215554579its because of lead in the water
>>215540857strictly speaking withnail tricked monty into trying to bum him. his lie to his friend was merely of omission.
>>215552118>shredded carrots>boiled potatoes>fish ballsDo Finns really?
>>215554579
>>215554450ZU KEE NEE!
>>215554579>>215554717kek. it's hilarious when mid 30s men start acting like this
>>215554551Your mother is a Tylenol addict
>>215554717>>215554753A hurt dog hollers, as they say
>>215554803heh
>>215554717all jokes aside I'm in my 30s and have coworkers and friends actually telling me i look like i'm in my 20spart of it I think is because I have a full head of hair and almost everyone one of my friends is bald or balding
>>215553479looks ok id eat this indian iykwim
>>215554852what do you mean?
>>215545231>the pure hatred normies look at a nigga when he's just eatin his beansthis says a lot about society
>>215554831kek you're like the meme come to life
>>215554717fuck off with this shit
>>215554966post your hairline
>>215554966No, he's right and you're just a coping zoomer and probably already balding. Left is 22, right is 34
>>215542196Congrats youre gay and have shit taste
>>215554717delete this
>>215554717These images are always complete bullshit.
>>215554717The post that broke /tv/. Lmao look at all the seethe
>>215555012>>215555003>>215555048kek, i'd put good money on it these are the same anons running around claiming to have an 8" cock.
>>215555012Mother fucker everybody downplays a persons age to be polite. I've never once said what I think someone's real age is
>>215555012>>215555017stop bullying baldies
>>215554364Putin I beg you please invade Poland so that Zuza becomes a refugee and I can give her a home and then sexually exploit her.
>>215555105right after you stop bullying manlets
