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Was this scene realistic?
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if you're under 9 inches you can not pleasure women
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>>215540842
but you can pleasure yourself with a woman
problem?
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>>215540824
what? how did she keep going out with him once she knew about it? Probably ticking the boxes in the other categories from memory.
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>>215540842
who cares?
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>>215540824
he has a micropenis? because unless is that a girl doesn't need huge penises, it's a psyop
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>>215540824
It was probably cold in the bedroom.
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>have small dick
>finally work up the courage to rape a woman
>she does this
it aint fair bros
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>>215540867
social standing of only the purest best
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>>215540871
George Costanza abides by this post.
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>>215540871
you're suppose to fuck alive women anon
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>>215540824
Yeah, she laments his small dick because she really likes him otherwise. Imagine you met the girl of your dreams, you're literally soulmates but she also has a blown out, drafty fucking mine shaft of a vagina you feel literally nothing going into and IBD that precludes anal. Sure you can make do with oral, kinda, but it's tragic nontheless.
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If you have a baby dick just go with asian girls. They have super tight pussies that are made for taking tiny dicks.
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>>215540965
the chud manual states: have sex
it does not mention having any standards.
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>>215540824
Can you imagine if there was a show about four men and one of them started crying about his girlfriend's cavernous cunt?
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>>215540824
Question is would a guy care if a woman has cavernous vagina?
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>>215541077
that’s even better because then you can fit your whole ballsack inside
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>>215540842
Trvke
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>>215540991
yeah they're super docile and tight!
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>>215540824
>3 inches hard
Dude has legitimate micropenis. If the woman is as slutty as Kim Cattrall's character then yeah, it's a realistic reaction. It's not going to work out.
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>Sex is le important
>Sex stops at marriage
what did the jews mean by this
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>>215541181
konichi-wa, dude!
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>>215540842
my dick is 542inches
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>>215540824
it me i'm james, and no i'm not a good kisser
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Men are more obsessed with dick size than women, desu. Unless you are extremely tiny, it doesn't prevent you from pleasing a woman.

The focus on length is also a very male thing. Women care much more about girth.
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>>215540824
It's realistic but you're missing the context. She tries to get James to incorporate a vibrator, tongue, fingers, etc. but he refuses because he think he is enough. He's completely detached from trying to satisfy his partner and completely unaware she isn't enjoying the sex. That's more of a problem than his size.
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>>215541415
>completely detached from trying to satisfy his partner
and she's crazy for him, curious!
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>>215541384
>Men are more obsessed with dick size than women
This is male cope. Women are the ones who created the "big dick energy/small dick energy" lingo, they're the ones who say guys who drive big trucks or cars with loud engine are compensating for small dicks, etc.
Men literally would not think twice about their size if it was never made a big deal in the first place by women.
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What this I hear about a carnivorous cunt?
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>>215541444
She's crazy for him because on paper everything else works. Dude has a great job and is actually a loving and attentive person OUTSIDE of the bedroom.
But he just refuses to adapt in the bedroom.
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>>215540842
12* lmao dicklet you’ve outsted yourself setting the bar that low.
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>>215541445
Notice how nothing you just said has anything to do with pleasing a woman in bed? Lesbians get each other off more than hetero couples, anon, no dick needed. Look up the most popular dildo size. It's not some massive cock., it's a normal one.

Men are obsessed with it. Read your examples. They are obsessed with it so they project that onto women. All "big dick energy" means is the guy is confident.
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>>215541029
does it says anything about gay sex or sex with your hand?
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>>215541247
it's 5, 4 or 2 inches depending on weather situation
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>>215541540
>All "big dick energy" means is the guy is confident.
Which implies having a big dick is good and should make someone confident, and having a small dick is bad and shouldn't make someone confident.
It's attributing asshole behavior to being insecure about the size of your dick because small=bad.
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SEX AND THE CITY
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>>215541613
And again, this is all on the perception of the man, not the woman. Men *think* women are obsessed with it, so having a large one makes them more confident and they present themselves that way.

But it's actually rather pointless.
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>>215541660
It's women who coined the term big dick energy, so I'm not sure what your point is.
Men are insecure about their dick size because of women. You ever hear about a gay guy being insecure about this size?
Why are you so obsessed with blaming guys for this?
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>>215540824
Not this again. You know this is a lightly comedic show
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>>215541673
Because men are obsessed with it, not women. I detailed why and you play dumb.

Funny you make this comment in a thread about a show created by a gay man and an episode written by a gay man. Gay men are most obsessed with dick size, anon, what planet do you live on?
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>>215541711
men are obsessed with it because women made a big deal about it
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>>215541711
>>215541744
Both genders are obsessed with dicks, stop being retarded and STFU
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>>215540983
No it isn't. Because I like her. Men and women are completely different.
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>>215541744
No, men are obsessed with it because they've been so since before even biblical times. They project it onto women.
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>>215541711
Correction: you seem really obsessed with this.
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>>215541784
>be wrong
>get shown to be wrong
>durr, why are you obsessed with this lol
One might say you have very, very small dick energy, anon.
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>>215541215
Micropenis is way, way smaller than that mate

Micropenis is when you basically have a clit sticking out above your balls and nothing else

>>215541445
Pretty much. Women will pretend that size doesn't matter but when you get them to open up and be honest they really love big dicks, for several reasons. If you lose the dick lottery then learn to eat pussy like a champ
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jewish obsession with gigantic nigger cocks is well documented. who do you think produces this show? similar to how they pozzed the modern relationship model by basicly turning the faggot grindr model into the hetero model aswell it doesnt matter what you got going inside just present yourself like a whore on the internet (instagram style)
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>>215540824
3 inches is unrealistically small and yeah it's going to be over at that point.
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>>215541215
Micropenis is a specific medical abnormality, 2 inches or less. 3 is just very small.
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Isn't there a storyline in this show where she complains about a guy's dick being too big? I think the takeaway is she's never satisfied with anything and will always find a flaw.
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>>215541877
She finds sex with him painful and actually says she wishes she had the small dick guy back, but by then it's too late.
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All the girls were kinda terrible but Miranda was the closest to waifu material and I'd be willing to spank her after she finds my naughty spanking magazines.
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>>215541445
Women are highly social and emotional creatures. They use things like this as a tool of control over men because they have no physical recourse against them. It works because the vast majority of men are insecure faggots desperate for a crumb of puss.
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>>215540824
This means woman a whore. She has sex too many and then vagina becomes loose and stretched
very shamefull
Family must disown such a woman
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>>215540824
Reminder that the female orgasm is not required to reproduce while the male orgasm is absolutely necessary.
Coping in replies will ensue.
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>>215540842
Personally ,i use my forearm.
works every time.
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sigh…

sometimes I wish my penis was small
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>>215540824
Realistically he probably had a 4-5 inch penis, you only really find 3 inches in Asia among Indians and mainland Chinese.
And yes, 4-5 is considered very small in the west.
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>>215540824
So he's a Punjabi sikh?
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What exactly is the shame of having a small dick?
By the time pants are down, she's not going to give up on fucking you.
Honestly if she's a size queen, that's more of "she" problem than anything lmao
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>>215541478
>tfw stuck in 11.78 inch hell
You cannot comprehend my suffering
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>>215540824
I'm sure it is, celebrating whore culture is what that show was all about.

I do not support men whoring either btw so fuck off if you only have demands on women.
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>>215541384
>tfw long but skinny dick
it's so fucking over
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>>215541445
They use it as an insult because it works. It's like saying nigger but to men.
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>>215541762
>No it isn't. Because I like her.
Anon believe it or not, not everyone is a virgin so desperate for any crumb of attention from the opposite sex they're willing to settle for blown out oneitis they like. Successful men can find another woman they will like as well that is also tight. Successful women can find another man they like that won't have a microdick.
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How do u know if you're an alpha and a beta, smth i have observed -
alphas literally never spend a second of their life wondering about the woman's pleasure or lack thereof.
And the women who get with alphas are busy sucking their dick or enjoying getting rammed by them - even if it's only for 2 mins.
Alphas also couldn't give a fck about how big or small their dick is. They fuck and when they cum its over, they couldn't give a single fuck about how far down the road the woman is too orgasm.
I am not an alpha, i'm one of those beta who made sure my ex came every time (multiple times) and i look back and cringe.
Alpha isn't something you can become, it's not a mindset. There are just some guys who have it. - women want to get wwith them and PLEASE him. For women pleasing an alpha is THEIR pleasure more than our dumb asses eating them out or whatever.
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>>215541613
Yeah that's why it's called little dick energy
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>>215541744
women use the big dick insult because it triggers men, not because they actually care.
But it's also visual, a big dick just looks good on a man, not insanely huge like gay men draw cocks but the statue dicks are not exactly sexy.
But its all visual because when it comes to sex its not that important.
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They don't look like they are enjoying the opposite with huge niggar girth in those porn clips.(Giggity)
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>>215541462
Kek
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>>215542492
>women use the big dick insult because it triggers men, not because they actually care.
You are one thousandeth percent wrong. Women alone, no men around will talk about this. You do not want to be the new boyfriend and have a dick smaller than her ex. Now it ALSO triggers men so they sometimes use it for that, but primarily it's just a female reality to care and talk about dick
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>>215542465
if she's my perfect soulmate she's not blown out from triple penetration or whatever the fuck, she just has an unfortunate vaginal defect and i can 100% live with that
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>>215542549
And yeah they're fucking disgusting, because i would never talk about my girlfriend's genitalia to the lads ---- the fairer sex bs was exactly that, pure bullshit.
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>>215542555
>if she's my perfect soulmate
Buddy you'd be more in tune with reality if u believed in flat earth and aliens than that shit
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>>215542555
>she's my perfect soulmate
How people this naive still exist today, ffs.
There's no such thing as a "perfect soulmate", you've made a fantasy out of relationships.
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>>215541711
A woman like Samantha is obsessed with it you little dicked goofball.
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>>215542623
>>215542600
read the reply chain you hypothetical-let retards
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>>215541593
>Sex with your hand.
Unless you fuck a hole in your palm, then no.
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>>215542636
>A woman like Samantha
Sex and the City was created and written by gay men. The main characters are all gay men played by women. If you meet a "woman" like Samantha in real life then get an AIDS test faggot, because you're dating a dude.
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>>215540824
Well this is what Dafne Keen said about the guys nude scene in Nosferatu
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>>215542636
all women care to a degree. If you're average and she hasn't take a million miles of dick you're okay.
But even if she's only has 1 or 2 (impossible these days) ex boyfriends, if one has a bigger than avg dick -- she will be unsatisfied with you no matter what you do. Society slut shaming used to save women from themselves to a great degree. Imagine you've been on a rollercoaster that you thought would kill u it went so fast - and then compare to a children's carousel. Without the experience of the big rollercoaster she may have enjoyed your ride but not now
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>>215542672
It was created by a feminist woman, who famously later regretted it. She missed out on family and children by riding cock carousel. Yeah there were a few men who worked as writers but overwhelmingly the writing staff were female. get your head out of your ass
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>>215540824
Normal women don't act like this. Sex and The City was produced and written by a bunch of homosexual men from New York based off a column written by a handful of NYC spinsters. Most of the sex-crazed scenarios in the show are in reality the loose sexual desires of gay men masquerading as those of women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHgldka2pk
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>>215542672
>>215542741
>real women don't care about status
>real women are not amoral hedonists
>real women would never be this shallow
lmao you are so deluded
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There was a guy with pencil dick in the thread;
my advice to him, find a girl into weird shit. Normie women care more about thickness i'd say than even length but
if u find a foot fag woman, or similar fetishist, then as long as you can bear the humiliation of pretending to enjoy sucking her toes or whatever trivial retard shit, she will love you. (oh she finally found someone who accepts her blah blah)
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https://youtu.be/-OWsRC6E8-o
relevant
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>>215542803
You're the deluded one retard. Promiscuity has been dying out for the last few decades with clubs and bars on the decline. Go outside and spend time with young women instead of basing your views of them from /pol/ webms or the pornography you're addicted to. I genuinely believe that most of the bitterness towards women on this site exists only because the sole exposure you people get to women is from literal pornography and whores.
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>>215542947
I'm not the guy you're responding to but u know what's sad?
You simply think you're just a better person and that's why you have your view on women.
People have been telling you the truth but the truth isn't nice so fck off to your imaginary world where we're all trolls/assholes and you are mr.enlightened. You're a fool.
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>>215542947
I did a woman dominated Biology degree in college and they were all massive sluts lol. I was around way more women than I was men.
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>>215542739
Nobody cares about the book it was loosely based on, faggot. The TV show was created by a gay man, Darren Star. The episode this thread is referencing was written by a gay man, Michael Patrick King. Just come out of the closet and stop telling yourself that your favorite literal fag hags were all totally realistic portrayals of women.
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>>215540824
This show ruined a whole generation of women and is a huge part of the decline and inevitable ruin of the west.

I hope they like burkas and daily beatings.
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>>215543039
who the fuck are you calling a faggot you fucking bellend
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>>215543013
>The truth
This is /r9k/ bitterness masking itself as esoteric knowledge.
>fck off to your imaginary world where we're all trolls/assholes
But you literally are.
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>>215541613
I have "no dick energy", you wouldn't understand
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>>215543090
Like i said bro, you're the best and everything is exactly like you say it is. Contrasting opinions are solely the result of the inadequacies of those spewing them.
Youare an inspiration.
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>>215541833
I don't have a big penis or anything but my first gf said her previous boyfriend's penis was so small she could barely feel it so she tried to avoid sex as much as possible. It's obvious it matters but it matters differently to different women
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I feel like the "hard" part was unnecessary. 3 inches flacid is above average
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>>215543124
Nah you're right - women are just a bunch of whores and I'm stupid/cuckolded for thinking otherwise.
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>>215541762
You fucking spastic. Sex with a woman with an insanely wide vagina SUCKS and is not even worth doing. You'd know if you'd had sex more than once
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>>215540824
I mean, it depends on what you consider cinema and kin-
>3 inches, erect
Yeah nah cunt.
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i had the misfortune of once having my own office within earshot of another room shared by 4 women. the shit they would talk about jesus christ, also just absolutely ruthless when talking about the men in their lives.
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Girth is all that matters. Proof: girls will buy giant dragon dildoes, put just the tip in, then call themselves 'size queens'. Length is irrelevant, they don't want it long even if they think they do. Girth is all that matters. They want the stretch, not to get punched in the cervix.
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>>215540824
the most realistic was when the brunette keeps finding massive skidmarks in her guys underwear
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>>215543360
Nah dude they're not selfish cunts that only care about they're feelings they're loveable creatures really, you just need to mature in your relationship
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>>215543565
Men talk shit about women, women talk shit about men. What else is new.
Also women might talk shit about men, but there is little they hate more than other women.
t. actually worked in an environment dominated by women
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>>215543571
>I get all my information from the internet
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>>215543495
Wow, could you possibly be a more obvious virgin?
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>>215541060
You mean like this?
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Realistically, how do you recover from this?
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>>215540824
Why if the genders were reversed and were men complaining about small tits, ass or a high body count, people would have hated it?
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>>215541445
>Women are the ones who created the "big dick energy/small dick energy" lingo
And now ask yourself why, and why it still works. Is it because WOMEN care about dick size? Or is it because the people it's mean to insult care about dick size?
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>>215541861
Indians are lucky to hit 1 inch... The average size of blacks is 3-4.5....
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>>215543697
Like this?
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>>215543604
where else are you going to get it, women? Women aren't rational and/or spatially aware enough to be capable of telling objective truth about dick size even if they chose to
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I bet you small dicked clowns all go silent and pretend this did not get posted. Predator is sex in the city for men. You all suck! Men, women, you are all shit!
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Thank God I'm black
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Why are women so evil?
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>>215543960
Apparently it's coded in their dna
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>>215542947
>with clubs and bars on the decline.
that's because everyone hooks up online now.
and women don't have to go anywhere to find guys to fuck.
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>>215543692
Easy, break the cunts nose and throw her shit out the door, maybe rape her before 8use a condom for no dna in puss), depends on the mood. A bit later maybe go and visit the "friend" with a bat aswell.

t. eastern euro
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>>215543692
Is she trying to bait him into killing her or something? Where is this from?
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Just take a blue chew and fuck her in the ass if you want her to feel pain, if you truly need the size try the angion method. Jelqing will break your dick though.
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lmfao the guys in this thread saying that 3in hard isn't a micropenis
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>>215540842
>who cares about pleasuring women and giving them an orgasm because you a big penis


Dicklet cope lol
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>>215540824
TFW I may have a decent cock, but I am still too incel to ever use it with non-escort foids, and I'm pushing 40.
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>>215545251
>but I am still too incel to ever use it with non-escort foids
>foids
You don't say
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>>215545282
>You don't say
You're on 4chan, bitch. Act like it. Or fuck off back to R*ddit.
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>>215545397
I know anon, have some self awareness though
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>>215543692
i hate women i hate women
>>215544583
bait into a domestic violence arrest is a very real thing
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>>215541465
as soon as he adapts she will get bored. it's doomed from the start
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>>215543878
>You all suck! Men, women, you are all shit!
what the hell are you?
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>>215545419
Like using a word online, that you somehow think is more hostile and incel than simply 'cunt', is the reason that I am still incel. FFS.
Women are Chad-only now. Regular Joes, baldcels, and manlets barely get a chance. Regardless of their dick size. Get with it, anon.
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>>215543691
>>215543878
>2 second joke in a movie about something else entirely vs an entire story about the bullshit.
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i dont think you can pleasure a woman with only three inches that's just too small and i think they're right
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>>215541762
you're just a simp. women don't have that problem
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>>215543996
Did this really require research?
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>>215545419
lmao you think success with women depends on how respectful you are discussing them with other men? that's your "self-awareness"? don't be retarded.
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>>215545624
I think calling yourself an incel while harboring self hatred and then calling women foids should probably cause some self reflection, yes
Not talking about success but too many anons are afraid of trying and failing
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>>215543692
All the signs of a woman being a whore are there and always have been. They can't hide that shit, dudes just lie and say they didn't know or couldn't see it to cope with the fact they lowered themselves to dating a whore. I'd never be in that position to have that conversation in the first place.

But, to keep in spirit of the question, the moment she said yes I'd act like I didn't care and later that night we'd be going for a little ride down to the river.
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I have a tiny little prick, but my balls are enormous.
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>>215545492
>>215541060
There is a whole episode about it in Curb your Enthusiasm
>small dick? No! HUGE vagina
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>>215541445
Because women know that men tend to be insecure about it.
That's how women also bully other women by trying to attack their insecurities.
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>>215540824
It’s realistic to her character archetype, sure. Women like her absolutely exist.
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>>215545701
get a balldo
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>>215545492
The whole movie is about a bunch of dudes fighting a disgusting lose pussy in the jungle.
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>>215545762
Didn't that episode also have a woman complaining about a small penis?
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>>215545892
>if it bleeds, we can kill it
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>>215545923
Yeah, that's why they made the big vagina hand gesture. She said he had a small penis, they said she had a huge vagina, and end of the episode implied she smuggled something in her huge vagina so they were right
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>>215540842
I don’t think anyone is under 9 inches anon, even babies are around 20 inches.
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>>215541218
They want you to be miserable.
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>>215546016
New seethe just dropped
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>>215540824
She dates a BBC after the wyboi
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>>215545966
what the fuck?
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>>215545966
the fringe girl listening is very cute
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>>215545966
totally believable, women always attack the other woman instead of the guy cheating on them
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Miranda > Charlotte > Carrie > Samantha
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>>215545966
>white woman
Yes
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>>215540873
>go to court
>"no he didn't actually rape me, I didn't feel his dick"
>declared innocent but kms afterwards
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>>215540824
I certainly know this one is.
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There’s another episode of this shit where one of them experiences the absolute horror of having sex with a man with an uncircumcised penis.
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>>215546217
Many of the East Area Rapist victims actually said that except the Asian victim who described him as "bigger than my boyfriend".

It's funny because it's true.
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>>215541415
you couldnt make that episode today because the subtext is that lesbians are never truly satisfied
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>>215545966
LMAO WHAT THE
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>>215540842
Imagine only having a 9 inch dick lmao way to play yourself homie
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>>215543692
You just have to kill her
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>>215541161
That sounds comfy as hell.
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>>215541540
>Lesbians get each other off more than hetero couples, anon, no dick needed.
out of all possible couple combinations lesbians are the most likely to go into dead bedroom mode
sex doesnt magically happen, one of them has to initiate it......a woman? initiating? lel
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>>215540824
Kim Catrell is my waifu please no one else gaze upon her
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>>215540824
Having a big dick honestly isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes I wish I had a little babydick like you guys.

>dick goes in gross water when taking a dump
>other girls in my social group always want to see it when they find out
>guys in my social group get jealous when they find out
>too big to get a proper blowjob
Just kidding, it’s awesome.
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>>215546351
I think that anon misread "Lesbians beat each other up more than hetero couples"
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>>215540824
3 inches is average
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>>215546556
maybe in asia kek
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>>215545653
being capable of acting on your desires has nothing to do with respecting women or calling them nice words, if anything it's the opposite. the incel is afraid of rejection precisely because he "respects" women too much, being himself neurotic in a "feminine" way and fixated on their judgement and perception of him. he shouldn't stop calling them foids in private, he should start saying it to their faces. he should objectify them more.
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>>215546612
Maybe just start thinking of them as an actual person instead.
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I'm 5 inches and women think I have a microdick. Zoomers are setting the bar way too high...
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Mine shrunk due to bed grinding.
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>>215543799
I don't know, perhaps. Elaborate it, please.
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>>215546639
Zoomers are the first generation to have learned about sex entirely from watching Blacked. It's not a surprise really.
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So……does she ever hook up with a black guy?
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>>215541445
I wish my dick was bigger for the local fencing tournaments.
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>>215545966
Was this a comedy?
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>>215540842
Very few people reach that length so I guess pleasing women must not matter then
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>>215546742
I mean zoomer men, their dicks are notoriously bigger.
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>>215547016
How many zoomer dicks have you seen irl?
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>>215546639
>>215546742
Based fellow dicklet bro.
I'm a grower, not a shower. It's hilarious to me how the people who see my penis in the shower think it is a small penis but when it is erect it actually gets quite large. I just think about them thinking it's small and then literally laugh because that definitely isn't the case. How truly ignorant they are! 6 inches is the average length of a penis (not even taking lying into account). I'm not so small when you consider this bit of information. I have nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>215547016
they are lower test. smaller everything lil bro
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>>215546627
that's the source of the trouble, dumbass, not the solution. men don't deal with people, they deal with things, and to deal with people they reduce them to things. trying to get men to "consider" everyone's "feelings" all the time is what turns them into paralyzed neurotics incapable of meaningful action.
>b-b-but what if she thinks i'm a CREEP or a LOSER or...
stop. she's nothing, she's a piece of meat. unironically grab her by the pussy.
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>>215546375
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ITS NOT SMALL ITS AVERAGE
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>>215546375
>other girls
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>>215546375
normoid faggot
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>>215546639
zoomer women barely even see zoomer penises. they just fuck older guys.
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>>215545966
What film is this?
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>>215545966
Shouldn't have mentioned the dog so early, that gave it away
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>>215548474
Ok really where eis this scene from and is it supposed to feel serious because it doesn't play like a comedy?
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>>215545966
white women do be like this
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>>215548729
this bitch was crazy
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>>215547962
not u tho lol
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>>215548499
no clue sry
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>>215541215
A man with a penis that small wouldn't be sufficiently masculised (and although male hormones don't perfectly line up with penis size, and total body virilisation isn't correlated with LARGER dicks, there's plenty of if not more zesty effeminate twinks with inexplicably massive hogs, less than 4" means he would almost certainly be completely undeveloped as a man overall (the correlation hold true on the low end of the curve))

There's no way such a picky whore would even be attracted to him physically in the first place (either he's obese with an inch or two hidden, or he's some sort of bizarre Klinefelter's type freak), not to mention it's unlikely his brain would be sufficiently masculised and developed to predict a high likelihood of high earnings and high social status (men with low sexual hormones are often functional retards due to lack of brain development, but the inverse isn't true)
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>>215540824
Samantha was always the one I found hottest
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>>215549120
so if i have a wrinklefree babyface in my 30s but big dick what does that mean
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>>215549340
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>>215540824
What's it like to go through life with a micropenis?
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>>215540842
But remember lesbians are having real sex when they just use a finger, bigot.
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>>215543692
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>>215543596
> Pic
So, she's an actual toddler? This is why women aren't supposed to have rights. They'll say and do stuff like this and expect to eh treated like a mature adult
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Meanwhile the guy is crying to his friends about how this otherwise perfect girl isn't into small penis humiliation.
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>>215550191
ööh sanooks toi tyttö oikeesti noin
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>>215549784
i look about the same as when i locked into my adult man face at 23ish. i have pictures from the time to prove it. maybe more laugh lines though

its crazy to even want to look like your 18 year old self as a man
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>>215549784
kek this is how I imagine every guy who says shit like this looks
>hello fellow children!
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I have a very thick 7.5 inch dick and I could not imagine what it's like having a small one

is it hell? I have nothing but empathy
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>>215550840
you do have a small dick, dicklet
>under 10" (honestly more like 12")
>""thick"" means it's a little more than a pencil
you have a small dick, dude
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>>215543692
>Are you doing it to hurt me?
>No
>Why, does it hurt
>Good

yep that's a woman alright, props to the dialogue writer
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>>215549340
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>>215543692
How do you even stop yourself from punching her face into a bloody pulp in this situation?

The right move is to throw her out right? Then just put all her shit in boxes.Just full-on block her phone number and everything.
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This show really ruined women eh?

but yes. it would suck to have a 3 inch penis. in reality it's probably 5
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>>215540991
Konnichiwa!
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>>215543692
>he's trustworthy
>... you know, your friend who has betrayed you by sleeping with me. And I value trust, which is why I'm fucking someone else behind your back.
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>>215552253
Why are you role playing as a girl online?
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>>215552319
>confuses reaction images with avatarfagging
lurk moar newfag
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>>215540873
>>215546217
kek
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>>215540842
True.
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>>215552653
YWNBAW tranny
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>>215541762
You say that because you can fantasize about the scenario and you feel like you have no options
If her vagina was really that cavernous, you'd be looking to end it within two weeks
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>>215550840
If you can't imagine it then you don't have empathy.
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>Thread about benis
>200+ replies
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>>215550191
Regina talking about Rodrick after all those years
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>>215553491
Straight men love cock more than any other group.
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>>215541762
>No it isn't. Because I like her. Men and women are completely different.
virgin
my ex had a bony ass and asymmetric titties and it was a non-zero factor in why I broke up with her
men and women are exactly the same. there are plenty of women who "tough it out" despite bad sex lives, just like you would
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>>215540842
Can't I use my tongue or something?
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>nobody understood my fpbp was a pink guy reference
I ONLY WATCH PORNOS WHERE THE BLACK GU-
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>>215553757
just buy a huge vibrator. chopping a tree down with an axe is fun occasionally, but if you have to do it every day you're going to want a power tool
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>>215553757
>>215553865
A variety of toys is best, the vibrator will get boring for both of you after a while too.
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>>215552253
You’re not a woman.



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