What are the best kinos to be produced in/by this country?
>>215541727https://youtu.be/QpbHdIrtpNo?t=82
I liked this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lst66pETxA
>>215541745nah this one is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg
>>215541727Anything with Isabelle Huppert.
>>215541767Oh look, another anti militarist movie.
Tell No Onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5jcJO5xhxI
>>215541727
>>215543517hot
>>215543517Is that a fetish of yours?
>>215541727I liked the taxi movies
>>215543676Dobermann?
https://youtu.be/_S2ejfZ3kjE?si=nG4BDQgFufmb_i3c Some kino shots in this trailer, guy who made it also was war camera man and was there in Dien Bien Phu
>One of the best French movies.>Made by nafri.
>>215541727Martyrs
>>215541727idk something with rape i guess
>>215543777>For the para, for the legion, hip hip hip!>*drinks*
>>215543852>>Made by nafri.That Arab got hours of gooning material and those two wannabe lesbians fell for it because of the "le cinema is le art" meme.
>>215543852>One of the best French movies.Said no one ever lol
>>215543487Loved this film. Haven't seen it in ages. Thanks for reminding me to watch it again
>>215541727Wages of Fear Diving-Bell and the ButterflyDiaboliqueZLa Vie en RoseThe HoleDay for NightA Man EscapedKid with a BikeDanton (although polish director, I don't think it matters)One Deadly SummerPiano Teacher
>>215543919Sucks that the sequel of Mektoub didn't come out
>>215541727>What are the best kinos to be produced in/by this country?
>>215544066Besson made it after watching Femme Fatale and noticing Rie Rasmussen there.
This one.
>>215543968>ZI accidentally rented this one, was disappointed to see it's some political movie, but then I actually enjoyed it a lot.I'll second it as a must-watch from the surrender country.
The Three Musketeers: D'Artagnan
>>215544246Niggers can't stage a chimp out. It just doesn't work when it's not genuine.
>>215544180patrician's choice ther anon, but i prefer pic related
>>215544975That 80's faggot scenery bottom left lol, what's the context?
>>215544246you know this is staged right
>>215541727Doesn't exist, they just make pornslop for browns
>>215543919Based. Tbh there are shittier pornmovies larping as "art" films than this, at least that one has good acting and writing on top of being goon material.I wish I was a weird gross frenchman convincing some retarded arthoe that I am doing art so she strips naked and does all kinds of sex acts on camera.iirc Pierre Woodman did the same stick before he became so famous he just did regular amateur porn without lying to the women at first.
>>215543676kek I didn't know Jersey shore had made it to yurop
>>215544975Thanks for recommendation.
>>215546652Really good plotReally good setsShit actors (you're supposed to believe a nog and an arab are commanders of nuclear subs wtf, also Omar Sy lol)Also there's no movie with rafales but there's a cool one with mirages 2000, picrel
Le Vieux Fusil and Serie Noire
I really want there to a website where you can watch French movies and TV shows in a similar fashion as Korean dramas. What I found is slim with a lot of American stuff in french.
Any ww1 kinos from france just saw Captain Connan
>>215547199The only other one watchable imo
>>215541727Early 00's Besson productions like the Taxi series, Taken, The Transporter, Wasabi.Back then when you saw the EuropaCorp logo, you knew you were in for some kino. Sadly now the recent EuropaCorp movies are slop devoid of soul.
>>215544751>Jewish director who drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl >Made a film to defend a Jewish officer who sold military secrets
>>215549267fuck that asshole
This one is pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiUyZSAobr0
Or this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DF_qKn_S4k
Anything with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0YzYP_wyDg
>>215549267>drugged and rapedNever happened, and it would've been swept under the rug and forgotten about if the judge hadn't pissed on the judicial process. Nor did Dreyfus sell military secrets. So yes, you've made a strong comparison.
>>215541727I enjoyed La Haine and the original Taxi.
A Prophet Fat GirlThere were cool french movies on netflix when it first came out but I can't remember the names
Here comes real kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61lwMjuZm5o
>>215551062The premise was fun but they didn't really know where to go with that.
>>215551087Holy shit I forgot about this gem, a must watch.
>>215543757yiss
>>215551134ok rabbi
City Hunter
>>215552779An intellectually invigorating chat as always, anon.
>>215551087Fabrice Eboué is one of the last comedy kino maker in France.He has a new film coming out in the next month about people from Normandy fighting tourists, Parisian fags and immigration.As a mutt himself, it could be kino.
>>215553277https://youtu.be/SdYpy4prbnw?si=O7-JRVUr7vNdl_xwFor the trailer. Doesn't have English subs yet, tho, sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si9ZNpy82zEI haven't watched this film because I can't understand spoken French but I've read the book twice and it's one of my favourites so it might be decentThis scene seems pretty cool but Gérard Depardieu is definitely not how I pictured Colonel Chabert>Ne me parlez pas de cela ! répondit le vieux militaire. Vous ne pouvez pas savoir jusqu’où va mon mépris pour cette vie extérieure à laquelle tiennent la plupart des hommes. J’ai subitement été pris d’une maladie, le dégoût de l’humanité. Quand je pense que Napoléon est à Sainte-Hélène, tout ici-bas m’est indifférent. Je ne puis plus être soldat, voilà tout mon malheur. Enfin, ajouta-t-il en faisant un geste plein d’enfantillage, il vaut mieux avoir du luxe dans ses sentiments que sur ses habits. Je ne crains, moi, le mépris de personne.
>>215541727La HaineAmélieUn Prophète
Le Revolution Francaise (yeah they literally named it "The French Revolution") parts 1 and 2 are incredible, mandatory kino watching for anyone wanting to understand the revolution and what set the stage for Napoléon. and obviouslyNapoléon (1927)
>>215554781>Le Revolution FrancaiseLa*
>>215554850merci also, Danton was incredibly based throughout that kino (it's entirely available on youtube)
I watched Pacifiction recently and it was one of the most beautiful movies I've watched in a very long time.But it's VERY slow without much plot and quite long. But it was visually stunning. I'm going to watch it again soon'ish.
>>215554781Slightly off-topic as I'm not just looking for French kinos here, but kinos in general about the French Revolution. I've seen the one mentioned in that post, and I've also seen "Danton", pic related, with Gerard Depardieu. Any other kinos about the French Revolution worth watching? Incredibly fascinating period in history that works so well on screen.
>>215554931Not sure I would call it kino, but there is The Scarlet Pimpernel.I also enjoyed Jeanne du Barry a lot (took my mom to see it at the cinema, accidentally gaslit her by forgetting to tell her the entire movie is in french kek) It takes place before the french revolution though, and leads right into it, another great movie to see if you want to see what caused the french revolution which caused napoléon which caused .. I love history.
Hard mode: nothing that sexualizes minors
>>215551100Based and correct answer.
I'm rewatching the Emmannuelle trilogy, those and other softcore dramas used to be the only thing you could jack off to on broadcast TV for the most part before the internet became a common household item.
>>215554931Far from being perfect but it explores the counter revolution from Brittany and Vendée which is a mostly unknown part of the revolution
>>215541727Mesrine. Part one and two.
>>215556247>a mostly unknown part of the revolutionI dated a Vendéenne, these christfags absolutely didn't forget lmao, it's still a topic like if it was last week.
>>215541727Le samouraï
>>215551234>A Prophet >le from rags to riches in jailfucking overrated movie, the only great scene is when he has to kill the guy by sucking him off
Le Roi de Cœur
>>215543852incel moment
Monsieur Poo Poo va aux toilettes (1934)
>>215543882Rabbit girl?
L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir (2012)Les Aventures de l'escamoteur (1997) Le Fils du Mask (2005)Va te faire foutre Freddy! (2001)
Fantastic Planet.
Pickpocket is the best French film I've seen
