Damn. No Ana De Armas in the next mission impossible now
Based Ana using dumb boomers as a stepping stone
>Despite reportedly being "crazy about Ana," Tom Cruise wasn't even going to go ring shopping without a signed prenup, an insider revealed back in August. "He's been been burned before and feels the need to protect himself," the insider explained at the time, noting that the Jack Reacher star's estimated $600M fortune is a big factor.>"He's drawing up a very detailed agreement, starting with an irrefutable prenup, because he has so much to protect," the insider went on. At the time, Cruise didn't foresee any issues and "expected her to sign without any drama." That didn't go very well for him!>Tom Cruise has gone into a “meltdown” over his recent split from Ana de Armas, a source tells the National Enquirer.>“Tom’s telling people Ana wasn’t up to his standards and he’s the one who pulled the plug,” explains the source.>Now, Cruise “says he’s looking for someone with more charisma and life experience,” adds the source.>“It’s a complete 180 in terms of how he was talking about her just a few weeks ago,” says the source, “when she could do no wrong and this ultimate dream gal who walked on water.”>“Truth is, Tom didn’t see this coming and he can’t wrap his head around the idea that Ana didn’t want him as a life partner,” adds the source.>As Enquirer previously reported, the Mission: Impossible star had been planning a proposal not long before the relationship ended, which “humiliated” him, an insider said. “He’s having to face his big fear that he’s somehow undatable.”
He’s 63 years old. Does this old man really think he can get married to a young woman and have a kid and not just be some wallet to her?
>>215544553Anyone who believes stuff they're spoonfed are actual morons. There are no insiders or sources, the PR people make up stories and the rags publish them.
>>215544553Realistically, everyone should get a prenup, unless you're getting married at 20 or dirt poor.
>>215544568>young womanBro she's 37.
>>215544568>ana de armas>a young womanhuh?
>>215544484>>215544553I will volunteer. I will put a baby in her and marry her.
>>215544553>Date someone half your age (basically)>Surprised their life experiences don't align with yours
>>215544568>young woman...
>>215544484How about they stop making these dogshit movies altogether.
>>215544911>I will put a baby in her>she's 37Better hurry up lmao
>>215544864>Literally worthless in my countryYou don't even have to get married anymore, 2 years defacto is enough
That was insanely quick. He should talk to Ben Affleck
>>215544484Can't he just get with Sydney?
the cruise missile has been de armased
He'll electrocute her with his powers
>>215544568>63 yo>37 yoshe's actually a young woman to himand nope, men actually believe in some kind of "love" interest while all men in this world have literally paid (present value, future value) to get a wife.Marriage is the ultimate delusion>>215545001She's not into that old... yetCome back in 10 years and she'd marry anyone from 20 to 130 as long as he has enough money>>215544484if true, this is very bad PR for hershe's been trying to trap rich dudes for the last 5 years
>>215544484>>215544553Wait didn’t they JUST start dating
>>215545095he looks like a middle aged dyke now jfc
>>215545084>she's actually a young woman to himdoesn't matter. she's objectively not young and nearing the end of her shelf life. this was probably the best scenario she could have hoped for and she blew it.
>>215545095>Wait didn’t they JUST start datingAllegedly, nope (maybe in Tom's mind)So she may have felt a little bit of pressure>>215545084The question is wtf contained that prenup>Tom's Lawyer: Hey Anna, you only need to sign this Scientology fucking crazy prenup>Anna: Who's Cthulhu? What the heck is this? *Leaves*
>>215545084A prenup is fine for some big celebrity, but Tom’s included a bunch of shit like major financial penalties if she speaks to the press without his approval, him getting full custody of any kids they have if they do split up, her needing to rigidly stick to his schedule etcJust seems like a very controlling person
>>215544484Didn't these two JUST get together,and now they immediately split?!
Pretty sure she wouldn't do scientology and so they never got very far and the rest is just made up to cover that.
>>215544484Isn’t he almost 70?
Why does he look like an old lesbian these days?
>>215545370Scientology fuckery aside (which she already have accepted to start date him) and focusing in money, the monetary package wasn't enough for her? >she getting pregnant means, she'll stop doing films for like 3-5 years. So she'll return to work at >40 with a micromanager as husband.It's like retiring at 37 without a proper retirement package.E.g. Salma Hayek married at 43 and has had a lot of freedom
>>215545370get ready for this shit to be the new normal for high-status men. women are batshit insane and the courts always take their side, so you have to introduce some legal defenses somewhere.
>>215544484>he didn't tame the cuntCommon error for guys who think wealth and fame buy them everyone.
>>215545533yes, in centimeters.
>>215545567>wealth and fame buy them everyoneI think he didn't offer enough money to her
>>215544949Without a kid or you forcing her to quit her job they can't do much with those laws though.
>>215544484Latino pussy needs to be pounded, whites often don't understand this.
>>215545591>you forcing her to quit her jobthat's very muslim from you
>>215545608then why do latinos keep knocking at whities door?
>>215545664we need visa, ngl
>>215544484>even the Boose Cruise is getting rejected by HTB'sBros, it's so over lmao.
>>215544917>>Surprised their life experiences don't align with yoursWhy do two ppl in a relationship need to have the similar level of life experience. Couldn't they older/wiser of the two in a relationship just be patient with their younger partner, or just it really get old after a while? It's obvious though that tom broke up with her bc of the prenub incident, but im wondering how long tom cruise could have put up with her? Ig the sex mustve been really good.
>>215544553Maybe she got the ick when the prenup said that she cant take half his wealth if they divorce.
>>215544484She's a fucking whore
>>215545370>Just seems like a very controlling person>cult leader>Hollywood actor/stuntman/director/producer>Is actually Tom cruise.You think?
>>215545533I will never be 70. Fuck you, you're nearly 70. I bet you cant even fly a plane.
37 is still young. I'm 35 and im not old.
>>215546381>imagine the wheezing
>>215546381Cruise has taken more dick than she has
>>215544917Shut up hole
>>215546658Where did you get that from? That stupid cartoon? How many times have you been married? Not as many as me right? If Im gay, prove it!
>>215544484Ya should've just stayed with Nicole. What is it with these 90s stars like Cruise and Depp leaving their young waifus early?
>>215544553Ana didn't want to get married in a Scientology ceremony
>>215544484Fucking lmao
>>215546717>Ya should've just stayed with Nicole.Nicole: hahahahhahahhaha>>215546717>What is it with these 90s stars like Cruise and Depp leaving their young waifus early?they're dating relative young women, what do you expect from that? Love? hahahahaha
>>215546706Based Cruise shitting on the Anon
>>215545664money ese
>>215546464midlife begins at 40 anonyou better make the best of those next 5 years
tom cruise is an evil man
I find it hard to believe Tom has ever loved anybody who wasn't his own reflection
>>215546832Well, they would've been better off now than they actually are
She wanted some D and Tom wasn't having any of that.
>>215546874Nope
>>215544484damnhe looks like SHITlearn to fast, my nigga
>>215546874Honestly, he mostly comes off like some oblivious dumb dudebro who's been getting by on his looks. I don't necessarily think he's actively malicious.
>tom cruise is an evil man
>>215544484She's a succubus.
i realize this thread is full of incels who think this about to be walled latinxer is the most gorgeous woman who ever lived, but, uh, this seems like a really dumb choice? sounds like tom was crazy about her. who the fuck else is she going to find who has a bigger profile? she's a talentless retard whose only claim to fame is having a minor role in 2049even jessica chastain has ten times more of a career than ana de armas
>>215546898explain women to me, why would she not just find a younger guy? she clearly shouldn't need the money, there is no logic to any of this.
>>215547583idk I think that women don't realistically lose at life. All she has to do is go into a random bar and open her legs to the first guy that likes her, pop out a kid and she won at life instantly. Men are the ones that actually have something to lose and have to work for a living and have expectations set on them. Women could do literally almost anything except outright shooting up heroin until they die under a bridge and they will still be seen as having done their job in life. Really, the only way for a woman to lose is to somehow not do this super easily thing that they can do anytime for a whopping whole 30 years between 16 to 46. The chances for a woman to be so mentally broken to miss this window is extremely tiny.
>>215546706https://youtu.be/v6KJ2U9YGwE?Tom Cruise is a fudge packer
>>215546381>days without thinking about jew cock = 0
>>215547924>Weinstein>cockpick one
>>215544553>Despite reportedly being "crazy about Ana," Tom Cruise wasn't even going to go ring shopping without a signed prenup, an insider revealed back in August. "He's been been burned before and feels the need to protect himself," the insider explained at the time, noting that the Jack Reacher star's estimated $600M fortune is a big factor.>"He's drawing up a very detailed agreement, starting with an irrefutable prenup, because he has so much to protect," the insider went on. At the time, Cruise didn't foresee any issues and "expected her to sign without any drama." That didn't go very well for him!
>>215546658unproven
PUTA
>>215546874scientology schizos are so dated, in the grand scheme their power is meaningless
>>215547760you realize winning for someone of the status of Ana de Armas isn't the same as winning for a small time floozy, of course she could land a basic bitch upper middle class life with no effort at all, she wants to wedge herself into the extreme wealth and status world, anything less than being massively successful is going to be a letdown to her otherwise she could've stayed with Ben Affleck
>>215544484>Nooooo, don't suck my dick for extra star status, Ana De Armas!
>>215544568What does Anthony Keides have that he doesn't?
>>215548293I don't think women have ambition like this. They may want it a little bit but they can easily drop it and go back to something that requires less work. Life for women is extremely easy, this is where their saying comes from: life is a box of chocolates, you just gotta choose!
