Based Ana using dumb boomers as a stepping stone

He’s 63 years old. Does this old man really think he can get married to a young woman and have a kid and not just be some wallet to her?

>>215544553
Anyone who believes stuff they're spoonfed are actual morons. There are no insiders or sources, the PR people make up stories and the rags publish them.

>>215544553
Realistically, everyone should get a prenup, unless you're getting married at 20 or dirt poor.

>>215544568
>young woman
Bro she's 37.

>>215544568
>ana de armas
>a young woman
huh?

>>215544484
>>215544553
I will volunteer. I will put a baby in her and marry her.

>>215544553
>Date someone half your age (basically)
>Surprised their life experiences don't align with yours

>>215544568
>young woman
...

>>215544484
How about they stop making these dogshit movies altogether.

>>215544911
>I will put a baby in her
>she's 37
Better hurry up lmao

>>215544864
>Literally worthless in my country
You don't even have to get married anymore, 2 years defacto is enough

That was insanely quick. He should talk to Ben Affleck

>>215544484
Can't he just get with Sydney?

the cruise missile has been de armased

He'll electrocute her with his powers

>>215544568
>63 yo
>37 yo
she's actually a young woman to him
and nope, men actually believe in some kind of "love" interest while all men in this world have literally paid (present value, future value) to get a wife.
Marriage is the ultimate delusion
>>215545001
She's not into that old... yet
Come back in 10 years and she'd marry anyone from 20 to 130 as long as he has enough money
>>215544484
if true, this is very bad PR for her
she's been trying to trap rich dudes for the last 5 years

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>>215544484
>>215544553
Wait didn’t they JUST start dating

>>215545095
he looks like a middle aged dyke now jfc

>>215545084
>she's actually a young woman to him
doesn't matter. she's objectively not young and nearing the end of her shelf life. this was probably the best scenario she could have hoped for and she blew it.

>>215545095
>Wait didn’t they JUST start dating
Allegedly, nope (maybe in Tom's mind)
So she may have felt a little bit of pressure
>>215545084
The question is wtf contained that prenup
>Tom's Lawyer: Hey Anna, you only need to sign this Scientology fucking crazy prenup
>Anna: Who's Cthulhu? What the heck is this? *Leaves*

>>215545084
A prenup is fine for some big celebrity, but Tom’s included a bunch of shit like major financial penalties if she speaks to the press without his approval, him getting full custody of any kids they have if they do split up, her needing to rigidly stick to his schedule etc

Just seems like a very controlling person

>>215544484
Didn't these two JUST get together,and now they immediately split?!

Pretty sure she wouldn't do scientology and so they never got very far and the rest is just made up to cover that.

>>215544484
Isn’t he almost 70?

Why does he look like an old lesbian these days?

>>215545370
Scientology fuckery aside (which she already have accepted to start date him) and focusing in money, the monetary package wasn't enough for her?
>she getting pregnant means, she'll stop doing films for like 3-5 years. So she'll return to work at >40 with a micromanager as husband.
It's like retiring at 37 without a proper retirement package.
E.g. Salma Hayek married at 43 and has had a lot of freedom

>>215545370
get ready for this shit to be the new normal for high-status men. women are batshit insane and the courts always take their side, so you have to introduce some legal defenses somewhere.

>>215544484
>he didn't tame the cunt
Common error for guys who think wealth and fame buy them everyone.

>>215545533
yes, in centimeters.

>>215545567
>wealth and fame buy them everyone
I think he didn't offer enough money to her

>>215544949
Without a kid or you forcing her to quit her job they can't do much with those laws though.

>>215544484
Latino pussy needs to be pounded, whites often don't understand this.

>>215545591
>you forcing her to quit her job
that's very muslim from you

>>215545608
then why do latinos keep knocking at whities door?

>>215545664
we need visa, ngl

>>215544484
>even the Boose Cruise is getting rejected by HTB's
Bros, it's so over lmao.

>>215544917
>>Surprised their life experiences don't align with yours
Why do two ppl in a relationship need to have the similar level of life experience. Couldn't they older/wiser of the two in a relationship just be patient with their younger partner, or just it really get old after a while? It's obvious though that tom broke up with her bc of the prenub incident, but im wondering how long tom cruise could have put up with her? Ig the sex mustve been really good.

>>215544553
Maybe she got the ick when the prenup said that she cant take half his wealth if they divorce.

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>>215544484
She's a fucking whore

>>215545370
>Just seems like a very controlling person
>cult leader
>Hollywood actor/stuntman/director/producer
>Is actually Tom cruise.

You think?

>>215545533
I will never be 70. Fuck you, you're nearly 70. I bet you cant even fly a plane.

37 is still young. I'm 35 and im not old.

>>215546381
>imagine the wheezing

>>215546381
Cruise has taken more dick than she has

>>215544917
Shut up hole

>>215546658
Where did you get that from? That stupid cartoon? How many times have you been married? Not as many as me right? If Im gay, prove it!

>>215544484
Ya should've just stayed with Nicole.
What is it with these 90s stars like Cruise and Depp leaving their young waifus early?

>>215544553
Ana didn't want to get married in a Scientology ceremony

>>215544484
Fucking lmao

>>215546717
>Ya should've just stayed with Nicole.
Nicole: hahahahhahahhaha
>>215546717
>What is it with these 90s stars like Cruise and Depp leaving their young waifus early?
they're dating relative young women, what do you expect from that? Love? hahahahaha

>>215546706
Based Cruise shitting on the Anon

>>215545664
money ese

>>215546464
midlife begins at 40 anon
you better make the best of those next 5 years

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tom cruise is an evil man

I find it hard to believe Tom has ever loved anybody who wasn't his own reflection

>>215546832
Well, they would've been better off now than they actually are

She wanted some D and Tom wasn't having any of that.

>>215546874
Nope

>>215544484
damn
he looks like SHIT
learn to fast, my nigga

>>215546874
Honestly, he mostly comes off like some oblivious dumb dudebro who's been getting by on his looks. I don't necessarily think he's actively malicious.

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>tom cruise is an evil man

>>215544484
She's a succubus.

i realize this thread is full of incels who think this about to be walled latinxer is the most gorgeous woman who ever lived, but, uh, this seems like a really dumb choice? sounds like tom was crazy about her. who the fuck else is she going to find who has a bigger profile? she's a talentless retard whose only claim to fame is having a minor role in 2049
even jessica chastain has ten times more of a career than ana de armas

>>215546898
explain women to me, why would she not just find a younger guy? she clearly shouldn't need the money, there is no logic to any of this.

>>215547583
idk I think that women don't realistically lose at life. All she has to do is go into a random bar and open her legs to the first guy that likes her, pop out a kid and she won at life instantly. Men are the ones that actually have something to lose and have to work for a living and have expectations set on them. Women could do literally almost anything except outright shooting up heroin until they die under a bridge and they will still be seen as having done their job in life. Really, the only way for a woman to lose is to somehow not do this super easily thing that they can do anytime for a whopping whole 30 years between 16 to 46. The chances for a woman to be so mentally broken to miss this window is extremely tiny.

>>215546706
https://youtu.be/v6KJ2U9YGwE?
Tom Cruise is a fudge packer

>>215546381
>days without thinking about jew cock = 0

>>215547924
>Weinstein
>cock
pick one

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>>215544553
>Despite reportedly being "crazy about Ana," Tom Cruise wasn't even going to go ring shopping without a signed prenup, an insider revealed back in August. "He's been been burned before and feels the need to protect himself," the insider explained at the time, noting that the Jack Reacher star's estimated $600M fortune is a big factor.
>"He's drawing up a very detailed agreement, starting with an irrefutable prenup, because he has so much to protect," the insider went on. At the time, Cruise didn't foresee any issues and "expected her to sign without any drama." That didn't go very well for him!

>>215546658
unproven

PUTA

>>215546874
scientology schizos are so dated, in the grand scheme their power is meaningless

>>215547760
you realize winning for someone of the status of Ana de Armas isn't the same as winning for a small time floozy, of course she could land a basic bitch upper middle class life with no effort at all, she wants to wedge herself into the extreme wealth and status world, anything less than being massively successful is going to be a letdown to her otherwise she could've stayed with Ben Affleck

>>215544484
>Nooooo, don't suck my dick for extra star status, Ana De Armas!

>>215544568
What does Anthony Keides have that he doesn't?

>>215548293
I don't think women have ambition like this. They may want it a little bit but they can easily drop it and go back to something that requires less work. Life for women is extremely easy, this is where their saying comes from: life is a box of chocolates, you just gotta choose!

>>215544553
CRUISE STATUS: BRUISED

>decaying manlet thought he could wield the Anus of Arms

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Absolutely pathetic, Tom. Based Ben dropped her ass when she wanted to baby trap him. Should've taken a hint.

>>215544553
This is an Ana-Free board now.

>>215548360
Once they’re accustomed to a certain lifestyle they don’t become unaccustomed to it

She’s into rich celebrity shit.

>>215548359
drugs

>>215545010
kek

>>215546464
>grandpa cope

Nicole Kidman almost got Cruise to leave Scientology before filming eyes wide shut ruined their marriage

I sometimes wonder if they’d still be together today and what cruises career would look like if he both had a stable marriage to Kidman for life and also was no longer under Scientology’s thumb

>>215545095
it's fake so people don't think he's a gay

>>215544495
This. Get rekt boomoid.

>>215544484
I mean, Tom, dude... most chicks use guys, Patrice Oneal says they do it instinctually and not maliciously. like a fish.
love is something a guy gifts a woman who is behaving correctly.

>>215544896
shit, she needs to pop out some children soon, the big ovary pounding 4 0 is approaching.

>>215545001
nah she's a coal burner

>>215544553
>"She found it strange that he never wanted to have sex with her and would disappear for days with his male assistant, explains the source (Ana)"

>>215549137

>filming eyes wide shut ruined their marriage
How so?

>>215549413
How do fish use guys?

>>215544864
Judges just throw them out if they feel it’s unfair to the woman. There is no ironclad prenup.

>>215544484
crap

>Falling for the Latina meme
All women are inherently evil, but they're by far the worst.

>>215544568
Tom Cruise is on a top of Scientology, isn't it?
Can't he find a brainwashed girl there for all his needs?

>>215545370
>takes the female role in the marriage
>foids freak out
kek

mission impossible is a dead franchise anyway

Forget the bitches Tom, lets go fly f16s together

>>215549938
It depends on if the marriage state is no-fault divorce or not. Did OP's gossip rag "source" state which state the prenup said the marriage would take place in?

>>215549137
Cruise is not under control of Scientology, he gets massive exceptions to all of their rules because he's such a massive donor and promoter of theirs. How specifially is he controlled by them?

>>215549137
Cruise is not under control of Scientology, he gets massive exceptions to all of their rules because he's such a massive donor and promoter of theirs. How specifially is he controlled by them?

>>215549137
Cruise is not under control of Scientology, he gets massive exceptions to all of their rules because he's such a massive donor and promoter of theirs. How specifially is he controlled by them?

>>215550185
>>215550199
>>215550213
retard

>>215550224
First day?

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>>215550185
>>215550199
>>215550213

>>215544484
>>215544553
Sounds made up

>>215550306
>He thinks someone would just lie

>>215544568
He’s an idiot for thinking some B-tier starlet could actually love him. He needs someone at his level like uhh Nicole Kidman?

>>215544553
this bitch just ran through hall the washed up hollywood guys like its a buffet

>>215549976
I've always wondered this. Undoubtedly there HAS to be someone from that group who could fit that role. You think they'd be lining up for the honor.

>>215550544
They’re all beneath him. It’s like a king elevating a courtesan to queen.

>>215544553
cruise status: bruised?

>>215550600
But that's my point. His need to have someone of equal social standing means that he now has like 4-5 divorces behind him. It now looks worse than the alternative of being a Prince Charming to an acolytrix.

>>215544553
belonging to a psychopatic cult isn't good for your love life???

>>215550755
Pacino and De Niro are still having kids and they’re 20 years older.

>>215550812
That's obviously not what Tom is into though. He has very specific interests and demands that he doesn't want the public to know about.

>>215550812
It is kind of sad that as kino an actor as him isn't really going to have any scion to possibly follow in his footsteps, or at least enjoy the legacy of their father. Even if he does sire some at 80yo, it'll just be 'tismo and someone to leave his $$ to. Not that I wouldn't mind being a 'tismo and inheriting all that.

>>215544484
They kept you guessing about DEEPER movie or a "nu romance". Now DEEPER is aborted due to WB noping the 275M budget

>>215544553
>here sign this thing that says you won't try to backstab me and take every thing on a whim and in the meantime we can enjoy everything I have together and it's not like you haven't already amassed a small fortune from your own works
>ummm yikes sweaty that gives me the ick

>>215550893
Clooney is the one with a sex dungeon

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>>215546381

>>215549855
patrices fish analogy is you feed the fish everyday, maybe put fingers or hands on aquarium as a greeting, the fish swim up to get the food but as soon as you put a finger in the water they swim away like, "oh shit, there's a nigga trying to touch me"

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>>215549938
if both the husband and wife to be sign the prenup in front of lawyers, it's a solid contract

>>215544917
virtually no woman is getting more "life experiences" after about 16 that doesn't involve cock, there is simply nothing further they will learn that will magically change them into some being that is suddenly morally acceptable to date with an age gap by postmodern feminist standards

>>215549976
right? you'd think he would have a select harem of stepford wives by now. or at least a fallout bunker for breeding, with greenhouses and water purification.
not like he can't afford it

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>>215551138
>fallout bunker for breeding

>>215544553
PUTA
COMUNISTA

>>215551065
how would that even work? what happens if you're off center or just not perfectly aligned?

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>we're putting together a team

>>215550600
That's kinda what Kings do though, a king can elevate any bitch to queen status but a queen cants make a king, he's just the queens husband

>>215551192
There's handlebars to grip.

>>215551031
what the fuck is that tattoo?

>>215550977
uhh based?

>>215551241
still doesn't make sense.

>>215544553
>>215544484
Reminder it’s over for the everyman when the famous good looking movie star with enough money for 5 generations isn’t good enough.
Someone post the Superman dating pic
>is he really the best I can do

>I licked your butthole, pls respond

>>215551266
exactly, there's billionaires with poor guy women issues, bitches aren't appreciating the love guys can give anymore. they just want more and more.

>>215551261
It's not supposed to make sense; it's supposed to make love.

>>215544484
>Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning
idk why but I have a hunch there isn't gonna be another one, anon

>>215551266
he's a controlling cultist manlet and his looks have faded away. she dodged a bullet.

>>215544484
bet he started talking scientology to her

>>215545370
>>215545544
Imagine being Ana, thinking you've found a nice guy that you enjoy chatting to and who treats you like a goddess, wilfully ignoring all the stupid gossip and bad pr about his previous relationships. Then he presents you with this iron-clad slave contract. And you realise that if you sign it, you're essentially signing away the rest of your life for an elderly man who's best days are long gone and who unironically believes in Xenu.

>>215547583
>she can never do better than a geriatric rich scientologist
umm...

she have had a low theta count

>>215551382
>can't steal half his shit and go on a spree
>"slave contract"
women and fags are retarded

wWhat's qwith the hate itt for Cruise?

>>215551541
newfags found /tv/ through MumbaiTok and heard this is where you come to be edgy saaaaar

>>215544553
Did he miss her string of high profile celebrity relationships used simply to keep herself relevant?

>>215546381
Name one (1) Hollywood actress that isn't

>>215551541
Redditors have a hateboner for scientology whilst totally ignoring the jews

>>215551588
Survey, /tv/: If you were a starlet, would you rather a) contract marry the Cruise, b) run through hi-profile hwood males to keep yourself relevant?

>old white guy gets scammed by young hoto foreigner
tale as old as time

>>215544553
>“He’s having to face his big fear that he’s somehow undatable.”
he's just like me...

>>215551541
he's a weirdo

>>215551580
>>215551613
both of you redditors are too new to even remember chanology

>>215549137
Idk he probably dodged a bullet. Nicole Kidman just divorced her husband because she kept starring in middle-aged woman seduces a young man flicks. Fully part of the subversive collective.

>>215544484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuYDKzky4z0

>>215544484
>>215544553
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING MIMI ROGERS, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>215551382
you can't have "slave contracts" in America anymore idiot. lol
although we probably should....

>>215551613
because reddits are jews

Probably should have gone with a more age appropriate haircut.

>>215544484
He is ready to do the reboot of the movie Weird Science.

>>215552007
>to even remember chanology
that's where you're wrong, nice digits, i'm sure you heard about chanology from a video essay tho

He is obviously into a strap on only dynamic

>>215551538
>>215552365
Signing away parental rights to your own children, along with an extensive nda that means you can't talk about your personal life and similar clauses is literally a slave contract.
Seethe harder

>>215544484
Oof.
That didn't last long.

>>215552860
whatever roastoid/homosexual/trans-individual/brownoid/redditor/nerd

>>215544553
>He's drawing up a very detailed agreement, starting with an irrefutable prenup, because he has so much to protect
He's 63 and childless who is he protecting his money for?

>>215553326
Gee that's a good question. Perhaps he has promised his wealth to some kind of organization. Is he involved in some kind of church group or something?

>>215553326
he has 2 adopted kids and a biological one that wants nothing to do with him

>>215551215
except that’s always caused a scandal. literally every time in history.

>>215544484
LOL. He's basically a living god. She used to be really cute.

>>215544484
at least he got sex!

>>215551243
mid-life crisis

>>215552860
never mentions slavery once, claims is slavery contract. get a brain.

>>215553929
what King cares about a scandal... he's fuckin king

>>215544484
They need to make a movie with Cruise, DiCaprio and Brad just to get something of interest on the table. All these old actors can sell anything on their own anymore.

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>>215544484
>shocking split

????
All he does is split. Also, he's gay. Everyone saw this coming.

lol, this thread is brimming with bitter incels who have been "blackpilled" to hate women. It's like an /r9k/ thread or something.

>>215557166
The blackpill is not about hating women and in fact nothing in this thread is blackpilled. Maybe redpilled at most.

>>215551243
a phoenix, it probably sounded like a cool idea when he was blackout drunk

>>215544484
How does a person like Tom Cruise, who everyone knows is gay but has spent decades faking being straight and having fake relationships ever come out of the closet? Is there a way to do it that doesn't immediately expose that your entire life has been a pathetic charade for 40 years?

>>215544484
Is being gay banned in Scientology? Why wont he just come out?

>>215557240
Ugly closeted fags like you just call every super attractive man gay.

>>215557166
im pilled against bitches because they have shown themselves to be dumb spiteful whores.
there's no good pill against that.

>>215548923
>dumped by Bloated Ben
OOF that's GOTTA hurt

>>215544568
>>215549976
Tom Cruise is gay and made a deal with scientology to cover it up at a time when it was socially unacceptable for a major action star to be gay. This is why scientology arranges a new wife for him every couple of years and why they never last. John Travolta is in the same camp.

>>215549137
>>215549832
Her father is an unironic alleged kid raper. Anthony Kidman, look him up.
He must've gotten a clue of what kind of sick shit she's into and noped out of there.

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Ana De Armas is literally going around seducing the richest Hollywood actors she can find with the sole purpose of getting impregnated before she turns 40. Her entire career has been sleeping and humiliating herself in unspeakable ways with old jewish producers for roles, she made it as big as she could possibly get and now she realized it's too late to find love so she goes around trying to get knocked up by rich actors with decent genes who can pay child support. She never loved Affleck or Cruise, the only thing she wants is the baby and these idiots actually want her to commit to a relationship, which she simply is incapable of doing since she lost her soul 20+ years ago. The result is they feel "used" by De Armas (even though they got amazing sex) and she doesn't get the one thing what she wanted. Next she'll probably go back to Spain and try to hook up with some old married actor friend and ruin his life.

>>215544553
>“He’s having to face his big fear that he’s somehow undatable.”
Should have settled down earlier big guy but being a bachelor in your 50s was too cool kek

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>>215544484
STUPID FUCKING WHORE. HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO TOM. FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>215557688
probably some clever shit like now you can see me ever day ha ha and he had to keep it around like the other useless shit she gave him and when she was finally gone he just had the landscaper toss it in the trash

>>215544917
Don’t be glib.

>>215552860
> literally
Look up the definition of slavery.

>>215544484
AnaL De ArmASS

>>215544484
It’s Joever

>>215558331
like elbow deep arm in her ass? asking for a friend....