>looks up to make sure the pizza landed like it was supposed toi cant believe they went with this take to be honest
>>215546222wouldn't the birds and squirrels eat the pizza ? Or do they not have squirrels in NM ?
>>215546222It was an accident. He was genuinely surprised.
The pizza was supposed to fly out of frame, and then they would cut to a different scene hours later where it lands on Mike's head. Instead, it landed on the roof, breaking Walt's toe bad. Cranston's screams of anguish are genuine.
it's like the old chinese proverbpizza on the plate - everything greatpizza on the garage - it's the end of your marriage
>>215546332>Or do they not have squirrels in NM ?they do but they don't eat pizza
>>215546332Squirrels are pretty rare outside the wooded areas but there are plenty of packrats.
How many pizzas did they have at the ready?
>>215546433Or that pizza hut adIt's not a mirage - there's a pizza hut pizza on your garage
>>215546664>>215546433Stfu you dummies
>>215546222They don't even sell pizzas in Arizona
If I paid for a pizza and the jews gave it to me not sliced I would sue
>>215546222why isnt the pizza cut? big logic flaw in this scene
>>215546601They ordered 10. But they hadn't thought it through, and when the pizzas arrived they were obviously sliced because that's how pizzas arrive, and they realised if he whips the sliced pizza up there it's just going to come apart and go all over the place. So they ordered another 10, specifying that they be unsliced. And then Gilligan was like "now that I'm thinking about this whole sliced unsliced situation, people will find it weird that it's an unsliced pizza, because pizza always comes sliced". So they made this scene specifically to contextualise unsliced pizzas. https://youtu.be/ze8lMqbli64?si=Dtiz_5GZbN-VKrUw&t=29
>>215546678Despite all your rage, you're still just a pizza on top of the garage.
>>215546332>wouldn't the birds and squirrels eat the pizza ? Or do they not have squirrels in NM ?Its the desert.....
>>215546678>Anon gets reminded of being raped by an uncut penis
>>215546222It's a goofy live action cartoon for adults
>>215546406greatest /tv/ thread of all time
>>215546740That didn't rhyme, Billy
>>215546828>Its the dessert.....No it's a pizza
>>215546828I bet they had pizza-hungry coyotes circling the house all night. maybe that was Heisenberg's plan all along...
>>215546222Gus would have something hyperautistic to say about uncut pizza
Notice how the pizza has the higher ground and towering over Walter?That shows that the pizza was working with Gus
only a jew would try to sell unsliced pizza. there's a place by my house that sells pizzas uncooked so they can accept ebt, its owned by a jew
>>215547145What's wrong with selling frozen pizzas?
>>215547145You'd think they wouldn't want to work with ovens
>>215546355No. It was the plan, but they only really had one take to nail it.
>>215546406HeheheheheFor me it's the fact that they grabbed the actor for walter junior, and sat them down on a MK-Ultra device, just to induce mental retardation onto him. After three hours of flashing 4chan posts, he developed cerebral palsy. Incredible!
>>215546727How much money could not cutting the pizza even save
>>215547436It's not about money, it's about demoralization
>>215547436Badger literally says it in the clip. If you make 10 million pizzas a year, and each pizza takes 10 seconds to cut, that's nearly 28,000 man hours of pizza, at $15 an hour that's $420,000.
>>215547524this>see, pizzagoy? I could slice this pizza so easily for you. I have my pizza cutter right here. But I won't. I enjoy thinking about you clumsily trying to cut your pizza with knives and scissors and crying when you fail, it nourishes me. What are you going to do, buy pizza some place else? HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAit's important to remember that these people in the to-go pizza lobby want you defeated, humiliated and hungry.
>>215547538If you're selling 10 mio pizzas, 420k $ is not a lot. Especially considering that thete will be people who will not order from you at all BECAUSE you don't cut the pizza and since it's queationable whether those 10 sec increments can actually be added up like that/translate into (that many) man hours (if at all). Also they don't sell 10 mio pizzas a year
>>215546727Wow is that really why they made that whole dialogue? Stupid as hell
>>215547631You're wrong actually.
>>215547631You'll never get to the point of selling 10 million zas a year if you have the mindset that says >420,000 a year, that's nothing, I piss and shit on 420,000 dollars
>>215547665How
>>215547436>>215547538it saves 4 cents per pizza supposedly, but if your time is worth more than $15/h then you lose
>>215547689My issue is with the assumption that not slicing the pizza would translate into 420.000 $ of savings, or any savings at all, instead of a loss.
>>215547700>get a pizza 4 cents cheaper at the cost of the humiliation ritual of cutting your own pizza
How much does a pizza cutter cost? How many of my own pizzas do I have to cut before I amortize the cost of the cutter and get into a positive cost/use dynamic?
>>215546222If I threw a pizza and it landed on the roof I'd look back at it too, even if I was breaking bad
>>215547812I was gonna say with a 4$ pizza cutter it would be 100 pizzas. But that would probably be a cheap one (which might also break before you cut 100 pizzas with it) and even with an expensive one it will probably take you more than 10 seconds to cut your pizza.The characters in Breaking Bad are actually getting cucked by their pizza place
>>215547725yeah it's not that straightforward. of course the time saved skipping the slicing would increase the output of a pizzeria, so during a very busy day, when they are churning out pizzas non-stop, they would be able to produce more pizzas for more customers, increasing sales for the same baseline salary cost. but I doubt it's the full 420 000 in this scenario, but it would be something.
>>215547383Walt Jr was forced to watch our watch threads
>>215547913Hm yeah, but I'm sure some people would rather buy their pizza somewhere else because they prefer it to be sliced. The question for me is whether you would gain more customers than you would lose. 4 cents saved per pizza produced is not worth losing customers.
The home owner should be charging $20 to let people do this
>>215546222It was at this moment that he truly became Heisenberg. He really wanted to eat that pizza. If this series were set in a country with free healthcare he’d have been able to afford a ladder. Makes you think.
>>215548131He could partner with the actual pizza place for a share of each pizza. And provide a pizza cutter for people to slice it afterwards.
>>215548211Yeah instead she's just a raging cunt like why even buy the houseNot many TV related houses left, the family matters house is long gone, I've seen the Christmas story house but that's a museum or something now
>>215547908>they're taking a slice of your life
>>215548021how long does it take for one man to produce a pizza in a regular pizzeria? 10 minutes? saving the ten seconds means you would go from producing 6 pizzas / h to 6.1 pizzas / h. in ten hours you would've gained more profits from selling one more full pizza, as opposed to slicing. that's assuming customers are indifferent to the sliced / not sliced factor (I don't think people really care if it's sliced or not, depends on the pizza culture I guess) of course and there is demand for more pizza constantly. so maybe a very in demand pizzeria would make more profits by not slicing.
>>215548489DudeYou can't market or construct a model for a demand that does NOT existNOBODY wants to cut their own pizza For fuck sake
>>215548539there will be NO pineapple topping and NO pre-slicing of the pizza. profits are stronger than ever.
>>215547812I dunno like $30-40 for a really good one that will actually last you a few years? It's been a long time since I worked for a pizzeria so I'm guessing what one might cost now.
>>215547436Actual Italian pizza isn't pre sliced.
>>215546727I want to highlight again how lame it is that they made this entire scene with the dumb dialogue just to retcon walt's pizza being uncut
>>215548489The whole point of delivery pizza is to sell ready to eat pizza, no need for fork and knife, you can eat it by hand
>>215548869That's not what retcon means
>>215548489Ok, but that's a 1.7% gain in productivity VS the risk of losing customers>>215548690I don't know if shrinking your selection of pizzas/toppings is the way to go, especially in combination with unsliced pizzas>>215548848But it's American pizza, so people have different expectations, especially because:>>215548879
>>215548869>Walt's pizza was uncutThey weren't really talking about the pizza you know. It was allegorical. To tip off the viewer that he's not a castrated Jew slave
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>>215547908>>215548717That would mean you need to slice 750 to 1000 pizzas before you "break even"
Is the obsession over a pizza being sliced an american thing? I've never heard of anyone requesting their pizza sliced despite every place doing it for free if asked.
>>215548972t. big-pizza Jew
>>215548848italians are gay lol
>>215549016You're right, they don't even slice it here>burger lazyness
>>215548539>NOBODY wants to cut their own pizzaI do. I want lots of thin slices. Better for dipping.
