Everything before The Antarctica Battle is high grade kino
>>215551667I enjoy it all.
>>215551667Pro zog military propaganda
All jaffa must fucking hang
GOOLD?
>>215552075
>Not been long enough since my last watch-through of SG-1>Not been long enough to bother with Atlantis again despite McKino>Even watched Universe a year or so ago to bide my timeWheres my fucking FIX 4chan.org/teevee/??
>>215552461You could listen to the audio books.
>>215551667Yeah I usually stop watching around that point and switch to Atlantis, whenever I do a re-watch.
JAFFA, CAKES
>>215551843The heroes of the show wear green, so does the IDF. Makes some sense.
Its design is clearly Ancient
I don't like coming to Stargate threads anymore because of people badmouthing some of the seasons.Every single season of SG-1 and Atlantis feels like home to me.
>>215552937
>>215552461Personally I finally gave Babylon 5 a try since there's a remastered version that doesn't look like complete ass nowBut I'm really running out of 90s-2000s shit to watch, all the modern shit is either garbage or has a season with 8 episodes that are good, then you wait two more fucking years for another 8 episodes and now they're fucking garbageI hate modern "TV"
>>215552952based Ori enjoyer
>>215552937kek you make me smile anon
>>215552996Yeah B5 is great. I liked the remastered version even though some shots are funky, like with X-files I guess some cameras were recording different.Shame I'm not huge on Trek stuff. Plenty of that. I've watched them all but can't say I want to watch any again.
BUILT BY ANCIENTS SO LONG AGOTHE STARGATE LAY TILL WE BROKE THE CODE
I love Stargate, it's kino. But here are some SG1 Must-skip episodes:>Emancipation S1E03Djinghis Khan captures Sam>Fire and Water S1E12WHAT. FATE. OMOROCCA.>Bane S2E10Teal'c gets stung by an insect, gets sick and turns into a bug for 43 minutes.>Spirits S2E13Team goes to a forest planet filled with native americans without casinos and firewater. Their spirit animal gods are just cunt-faced aliens in silver suits.>The First Ones S4E08CHAKAAA CHA-KAAAAAAA CHAK-A-A CHAKA>S5E07 Beast of BurdenAnother CHAK-A CHAKA CHAAAKAA-AAH episode>S7E07 Enemy Mine3rd fucking CHAKAAAAAA-CHAKAAAA CHAKAA episode (they can all be skipped btw)
>>215554155I can agree with the mongols and the natives. I usually skip those episodes too. The others, not so much. Another episode that I usually skip is the "mindwiped mine worker" episode, whenever it happens. I don't know why this shit so popular but I've seen it so many times across different shows that I just hate the concept.
>>215554155>not liking chakakinoThe "Daniel actually does his job" episodes are the best.
>>215554155Add mushroom people episode to the list, fucking hell.
>>215554567I just watch it for the scene where Daniel tries to explain to them what the fuck an UAV is. That's all the episode has going for it.
>>215551667>It's a kid focused episode
>>215554567I actually liked this one
>>215554155>But here are some SG1 Must-skip episodes:>>Emancipation S1E03>Djinghis Khan captures SamWithout it we don't get tied up Sam>>Fire and Water S1E12>WHAT. FATE. OMOROCCA.They have a funeral sell all of Daniels shit for the first time. It's hilarious>>Bane S2E10>Teal'c gets stung by an insect, gets sick and turns into a bug for 43 minutes.Get this hothead outta here>>Spirits S2E13>Team goes to a forest planet filled with native americans without casinos and firewater. Their spirit animal gods are just cunt-faced aliens in silver suits.Even in space Indians are forced to live on the Rez. Hilarious>>The First Ones S4E08>CHAKAAA CHA-KAAAAAAA CHAK-A-A CHAKAEnemy Mine episodes are always kino. You! Ugly! head! hrrrrkekekekek Also introduces p90s>>S5E07 Beast of Burden>Another CHAK-A CHAKA CHAAAKAA-AAH episodeNot, let''s consider my points one by one. One I try not to let my anger get the better of me. Two, I don't always succeed. Three, I've got seven more points.>>S7E07 Enemy Mine>3rd fucking CHAKAAAAAA-CHAKAAAA CHAKAA episode (they can all be skipped btw)Another Enemy Mine episode, but it's about a naquadah mine, get it. After all the stuff in Beast of Burden , Daniel enslaves hie precious monsters to mine naquadah for the mighty Daedalus class.
>>215554322>I don't know why this shit so popular but I've seen it so many times across different shows that I just hate the concept.I think Voyager aired their version of the episode the same week
>>215554155I give >the first onesA pass because apparently Michael Shanks didn't tell the production team that he was LITERALLY going to try to swim across the entire like with his hands tied together and did it without drowning.
I like the one where they go to a Canadian forest
>>215554322Don't dis Spirits, anon."A little flattery couldn’t hurt, Sam.""My, what big eyes you have."
>>215556751Maybe they are okay first watch. But on rewatch, heck no. There are so many good and fantastic episodes you can watch.
>>215557119I never liked that we never saw these aliens again after this one episode.
>>215557196They were too advanced to have to play second fiddle to the Goa'uld.I liked O'Neill's totally not grudging, "Good save, Maybourne."
>>215551667time loop was ones in tv
Does anyone remember that weird SG1 multiplayer mod for Half Life 1?
>>215552937>>215552957This show had so much wasted potential. They turned it around so well by the second season, a third would have been incredible.
>>215558375No, but I remember a Garry's Mod server that had functioning stargates and a replica of the ship from SGU.
>>215557548This is one of, if not the only, groundhog day episode in a show I actually like.
>>215551843>a parasitic race who believe they are "chosen" aka gods>piggybacking on the technology, culture and territories of a superior group of people>uses a diverse and multi-ethnic group of indoctrinated slaves to skirmish for themThe most anti-Zog show imaginable.
>>215554155I agree with Djingis Khan and Omorocca, the other ones are kino though.Especially the one where T'alc becomes a bug and befriends a hood kid.
>>215554155>not enjoying ChaKinoDude, what is wrong with you?
>>215556751>Without it we don't get tied up SamDon't forget her boobs.
>>215561178They really should've put Sam and the doctor in more sexy situations.
>>215551742Saved
>>215551898All jaffa must cake
>>215559161The supernatural one was alright too.
>>215552461>>215552996farscape
>>215552461you should check out the director commentary for sg-1. I dunno how to find it digitally but if you can find rips of the dvd's they have the alternate audio. the cast members are fun also one thing I learned is that often the jaffa aren't actors but random crew members because they just needed someone to be a mook for a scene
>>215554155>>>The First Ones S4E08>CHAKAAA CHA-KAAAAAAA CHAK-A-A CHAKAhow on earth can you complain about this episode. it's literally better than enemy mine
>>215555867tfw they play that stupid flute music any time a child is on screen
>>215552996modern tv movies and games are dead its all shitok and shorts type crap now sadly same goes for tv shows that used to be 25eps a year for 6-15 years now we get maybe 4-5 eps a year with 2yrs wait inbetween for 6-10 eps totalfuck prestige tv fuck it up the arsedont get me started on the writing, thats what two strikes and ai indian wokeslop will get you
>>215551667What's that the end of season 8?>>215551898animal mother's in sg1?
>>215551667>the season 7 episode resurrection was the only episode directed by a woman
>>215551898So THAT'S where I know him from. Should make the last few eps of Firefly I'm watching awkward (or funny).
>>215559458>godsThat's only the ones who believe their own propaganda. Jews unironically think this.
>>215555867Singularity. You know the scene I mean.
>>215557196At least their tech gets reused for another episodeThose giant crystal skull niggas who are also enemies of the GOOLD? Whatever happened to them?
>>215557196you could really feel the writers were divided between those who wanted to continually expand the lore with weird shit to imitate Star Trek, and those who felt that with the constant cancellation threats they needed to focus on just a few moderately powerful enemies and allies in order to be able to give closure at any moment.and every time the series get renewed again they realised they wrote off individual Goolds way too soon so they had to come up with new ones, and conversely other potential allies/enemies were simply too powerful and had to be ignored or written off to give the story a longer run.
>>215562638>What's that the end of season 8?The end of season 7. The last episode with the original team.
>>215554155>>215556751Doesn't scifi skip emancipation on reruns? also isn't emancipation kind of retarded anyway because it's the third episode and implies there were a bunch of unseen missions
>>215563631Should have bought Hathor sexo back, she had a disney death and fell offscreen into liquid nitrogen so you could easily say she survived
>>215563696Mobius has the original team
>>215563696that was supposed to be the end of the series. the producers wanted to continue with movies exactly like Star Trek TOS, with Atlantis replacing the SGC as the higher budget main set.at the last moment the studio execs decided that selling DVDs was safer than trying to make movies. so instead of zero series the producers were asked to make two. most of the effort was placed on the Atlantis spin-off, while SG-1 S8 was rushed and cobbled together out of leftover scripts.the producers hoped that with Atlantis providing DVDs sales they could end SG-1 with S8 instead and finally move on to the big screen, but the execs decided once more that Stargate wasn't fit for that and that SG-1 should continue to sell more DVDs.the producers accepted it and basically rebooted the series so it could continue for 5 more years, but only two years later the DVD market plummeted, the 2008 crisis put MGM into deep shit, and the market window for a SG-1 movie was long gone.
>>215563696>>215563840it's a shame because I feel like they could have made movies made for streaming movies if it was a few years later
>>215563840Didn't the fact that SG-1 kept having high viewing figures in Europe especially France and Germany kept it going on longer than it should?
>>215563808I guess you're right. Though they play alternative versions of themselves through most of it.
>>215563936yeah later series of SG-1 and Atlantis were basically funded by DVD sales (both domestic and worldwide) and international broadcast sales.
>>215563840Never forget how Flanning and Hewlett tried their hardest to buy all the Atlantis props to make a movie themselves with the writers but fucking mgm just cockblocked them after leading them on for a year.
>>215564349I genuinely don't understand why MGM were such huge kikes about the IP anyway, it had run its course by that point, another movie wouldn't possibly have caused them any real damage even if it were complete shit.
>>215563936in France there was this paradox that Star Trek TNG, originally a major network series, was only aired on confidential satellite channels, whereas Stargate, originally a cable series, was aired on a major channel in prime time.cable series were cheaper to buy so many of them were upgraded to prime time in Europe.quality dubbing also often greatly improved the original cheesy acting. the SG-1 dub in particular is considered as one of the best TV dub of its era.
>>215564388they were sinking and Stargate was their second most lucrative franchise behind James Bond. of course they didn't want to sell even partial IP rights to some randos.
>>215564414Same about the German dub. It's also some pretty high quality shit. You ended up hearing those VAs FUCKING EVERYWHERE on TV. Especially the dude who did Teal'C. He's like the designated big guy/nigger voice.
>>215563936There's a channel here in czech republic that keeps playing SG-1 on repeat and has done so for like 10 years, it's a certified central european classic
>>215564563what the fuck is Amazon waiting for?plenty of lesser known cable series have funded their own reboots/revivals/one-off specials thanks to their infinite reruns money.they don't even have the excuse of woke politics disapproving the Stargate themes now that all the GAFAM and studios are officially trying to please Trump.
>>215564712I doubt you could release a pro-military show in 2025. And if you go with a complete civilian oversight of the project, it just wouldn't be the same. Not to mention that it would add tons of gay fucking drama no one cared about on Universe already, it would just be worse somehow.The only way they could revive this franchise would be by releasing one season that would be pretty popular due to the remaining goodwill, but everything afterwards would probably be a net loss.
>>215564757I think the other problem is that you have 3 different shows in their own settings that were left open-ended. it's basically unsalvageable except with a fuckton of exposition or deliberate ignoring, both of which will infuriate half of the audience.the only solution would be a complete reboot and re-imagining, keeping only the the basic Stargate network idea and ditching everything else. no more military, no more ancients astronauts, no more religious themes, way too problematic. you could eventually keep evil aliens ruling over offworld humans as enemies, but as mere tyrants, not gods.
>>215564757Universe was good
>>215565048The good parts of the show were whenever Hitler and the fat boy were on screen. That was it. The rest was pretty fucking lame and boring.
>>215565013I guess your post is why they never really bothered rebooting it. Strip the franchise of the mythological and religious stuff and it's just some generic scifi shit now. The gate traveling itself isn't really THAT interesting. You'd need a really solid cast of characters to compensate. And imagine having that in 2025. lol. lmao.
>>215551667What happened in Antarctica? I don't remember it.
>>215565119It's the season 7 finale where they rape Anubis with a gorillion glowing buttplugs
>>215565065I like the fact that it had an actual ensemble cast with a lot of named characters that were actually important to the story and not having the Rodney solve everything in 2 minutes. Yeah the drama was too much early on but they got it solved during the second season and really hit their stride
>>215565165>somehow Apophis returned >somehow Anubis returned>somehow Michael returned
>>215565013I think the solution to this is them releasing 3 movies. An SG1 movie, SGA, and SGU. Make movies as pilots for potential new shows in those 3 flavors
>>215558375There've been so many attempts for an Arma and XCOM total conversion yet none delivered I've given up hope to ever get a good Stargate game
>>215565403good solution but unless all three are greenlit and announced at the same time it would be awkward to start with a SG-1 movie and almost never mention Atlantis or the Destiny.not to mention that neither Universe nor Atlantis can allow a huge timeskip where "basically nothing happened" when both series were known for having really dense storylines.
>Somehow...Reese has returned
>>215565378>somehow the NID returned>somehow Kolya returned>somehow the crab Replicators returned>somehow Weir returned>somehow the Asgard returned>Ree'tu? what are those?KINO
>>215565530Fuck she's cuteSo many fetishes from this damn showIncluding big fat busty Canadian milfs
>>215565530>>215565615She's still hot even now.
>>215565530>>215565726GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>>215553003
>>215565755Derp
>>215554567this episode is trippy as hell on shrooms.
>>215565530>>215565726
>>215565597>>somehow Kolya returnedKOLYAAAAA!
>>215565530So did she create the Replicators or were they created by the Ancients? For some reason I remember two origin stories.
>>215565813I AM DEAF TO ALL BUT THE TEACHINGS OF ORIGIN
>>215565947there are two replicator species.
>>215565813>*shows up out of nowhere*>Well said Daniel Jackson of the planet Earth!
>>215565952>"Hey Daniel, I fucked Vala and put a baby in her. She's so freaky, you don't know what you're missing."
BAAH!
i wish i were manhandled by nirrti
>Don't forget to hallow the Ori today anons. I wouldn't want to have to punish you haha.
>>215553003>>215565813>>215565952My biggest problem with the Ori plot is that it feels very much like edgy atheist/jewish bashing of Christianity with very little actual substance. Toward the end they revealed some potential with how they showed the Priors were twisting the message and how the Book of Origin might actually have good lessons and good intentions that are just being corrupted to suit the people in power. That could have been an interesting angle to go with throughout the season, but it's introduced at the last possible second and is never properly explored.
Stargate really is just Dragonball for white people when you stop to think about it especially how the later seasons progressed.
>>215565947it's not really clear but iirc it goes like this: Reese was created by a human scientist who had access to Ancient technology and presumably based her on the templates of the android Replicators (which were the original ones). then Reese created the crab Replicators as a degenerated unstable version, who in turn re-evolved into humanoids eventually.
>>215566065Built for big Canadian cock.
>>215566068yet the individual episode plots and cast are good so it's a good watch even if you don't like the overarching plot.
>>215566100You're right, I'm not saying it's all bad, but it has this annoying undercurrent that definitely brings down my enjoyment.
>>215566122>hmm, there's something wrong with your eyes. They keep dropping down to my chest area.
>>215555867The only child episode i like is the season 1 episode when Jack is incapped by a crystal and it takes the form of his dead child to try and heal his most grievous wound
>>215566232what about that bald bug boy?
>>215555867>It's a kid focused episodemy wife
>>215566255Literally who?
>>215566135I wonder why
>>215566307Cloned kid made by the Re'tu invisible spider dudes
>>215566307the reetou engineered a human boy to act as a messenger
>>215565947The nanotech replicators were an ancient thingShe made sentient lego for fun
>>215566333>>215566343Why didn't the Reetou ever come back?
