Everything before The Antarctica Battle is high grade kino
>>215551667I enjoy it all.
>>215551667Pro zog military propaganda
All jaffa must fucking hang
GOOLD?
>>215552075
>Not been long enough since my last watch-through of SG-1>Not been long enough to bother with Atlantis again despite McKino>Even watched Universe a year or so ago to bide my timeWheres my fucking FIX 4chan.org/teevee/??
>>215552461You could listen to the audio books.
>>215551667Yeah I usually stop watching around that point and switch to Atlantis, whenever I do a re-watch.
JAFFA, CAKES
>>215551843The heroes of the show wear green, so does the IDF. Makes some sense.
Its design is clearly Ancient
I don't like coming to Stargate threads anymore because of people badmouthing some of the seasons.Every single season of SG-1 and Atlantis feels like home to me.
>>215552937
>>215552461Personally I finally gave Babylon 5 a try since there's a remastered version that doesn't look like complete ass nowBut I'm really running out of 90s-2000s shit to watch, all the modern shit is either garbage or has a season with 8 episodes that are good, then you wait two more fucking years for another 8 episodes and now they're fucking garbageI hate modern "TV"
>>215552952based Ori enjoyer
>>215552937kek you make me smile anon
>>215552996Yeah B5 is great. I liked the remastered version even though some shots are funky, like with X-files I guess some cameras were recording different.Shame I'm not huge on Trek stuff. Plenty of that. I've watched them all but can't say I want to watch any again.
BUILT BY ANCIENTS SO LONG AGOTHE STARGATE LAY TILL WE BROKE THE CODE
I love Stargate, it's kino. But here are some SG1 Must-skip episodes:>Emancipation S1E03Djinghis Khan captures Sam>Fire and Water S1E12WHAT. FATE. OMOROCCA.>Bane S2E10Teal'c gets stung by an insect, gets sick and turns into a bug for 43 minutes.>Spirits S2E13Team goes to a forest planet filled with native americans without casinos and firewater. Their spirit animal gods are just cunt-faced aliens in silver suits.>The First Ones S4E08CHAKAAA CHA-KAAAAAAA CHAK-A-A CHAKA>S5E07 Beast of BurdenAnother CHAK-A CHAKA CHAAAKAA-AAH episode>S7E07 Enemy Mine3rd fucking CHAKAAAAAA-CHAKAAAA CHAKAA episode (they can all be skipped btw)
>>215554155I can agree with the mongols and the natives. I usually skip those episodes too. The others, not so much. Another episode that I usually skip is the "mindwiped mine worker" episode, whenever it happens. I don't know why this shit so popular but I've seen it so many times across different shows that I just hate the concept.
>>215554155>not liking chakakinoThe "Daniel actually does his job" episodes are the best.
>>215554155Add mushroom people episode to the list, fucking hell.
>>215554567I just watch it for the scene where Daniel tries to explain to them what the fuck an UAV is. That's all the episode has going for it.
>>215551667>It's a kid focused episode
>>215554567I actually liked this one
>>215554155>But here are some SG1 Must-skip episodes:>>Emancipation S1E03>Djinghis Khan captures SamWithout it we don't get tied up Sam>>Fire and Water S1E12>WHAT. FATE. OMOROCCA.They have a funeral sell all of Daniels shit for the first time. It's hilarious>>Bane S2E10>Teal'c gets stung by an insect, gets sick and turns into a bug for 43 minutes.Get this hothead outta here>>Spirits S2E13>Team goes to a forest planet filled with native americans without casinos and firewater. Their spirit animal gods are just cunt-faced aliens in silver suits.Even in space Indians are forced to live on the Rez. Hilarious>>The First Ones S4E08>CHAKAAA CHA-KAAAAAAA CHAK-A-A CHAKAEnemy Mine episodes are always kino. You! Ugly! head! hrrrrkekekekek Also introduces p90s>>S5E07 Beast of Burden>Another CHAK-A CHAKA CHAAAKAA-AAH episodeNot, let''s consider my points one by one. One I try not to let my anger get the better of me. Two, I don't always succeed. Three, I've got seven more points.>>S7E07 Enemy Mine>3rd fucking CHAKAAAAAA-CHAKAAAA CHAKAA episode (they can all be skipped btw)Another Enemy Mine episode, but it's about a naquadah mine, get it. After all the stuff in Beast of Burden , Daniel enslaves hie precious monsters to mine naquadah for the mighty Daedalus class.
>>215554322>I don't know why this shit so popular but I've seen it so many times across different shows that I just hate the concept.I think Voyager aired their version of the episode the same week
>>215554155I give >the first onesA pass because apparently Michael Shanks didn't tell the production team that he was LITERALLY going to try to swim across the entire like with his hands tied together and did it without drowning.
I like the one where they go to a Canadian forest
>>215554322Don't dis Spirits, anon."A little flattery couldn’t hurt, Sam.""My, what big eyes you have."
>>215556751Maybe they are okay first watch. But on rewatch, heck no. There are so many good and fantastic episodes you can watch.
>>215557119I never liked that we never saw these aliens again after this one episode.
>>215557196They were too advanced to have to play second fiddle to the Goa'uld.I liked O'Neill's totally not grudging, "Good save, Maybourne."
>>215551667time loop was ones in tv
Does anyone remember that weird SG1 multiplayer mod for Half Life 1?
>>215552937>>215552957This show had so much wasted potential. They turned it around so well by the second season, a third would have been incredible.
>>215558375No, but I remember a Garry's Mod server that had functioning stargates and a replica of the ship from SGU.
>>215557548This is one of, if not the only, groundhog day episode in a show I actually like.
>>215551843>a parasitic race who believe they are "chosen" aka gods>piggybacking on the technology, culture and territories of a superior group of people>uses a diverse and multi-ethnic group of indoctrinated slaves to skirmish for themThe most anti-Zog show imaginable.
>>215554155I agree with Djingis Khan and Omorocca, the other ones are kino though.Especially the one where T'alc becomes a bug and befriends a hood kid.
>>215554155>not enjoying ChaKinoDude, what is wrong with you?
>>215556751>Without it we don't get tied up SamDon't forget her boobs.
>>215561178They really should've put Sam and the doctor in more sexy situations.
>>215551742Saved
>>215551898All jaffa must cake
>>215559161The supernatural one was alright too.
>>215552461>>215552996farscape
>>215552461you should check out the director commentary for sg-1. I dunno how to find it digitally but if you can find rips of the dvd's they have the alternate audio. the cast members are fun also one thing I learned is that often the jaffa aren't actors but random crew members because they just needed someone to be a mook for a scene
>>215554155>>>The First Ones S4E08>CHAKAAA CHA-KAAAAAAA CHAK-A-A CHAKAhow on earth can you complain about this episode. it's literally better than enemy mine
>>215555867tfw they play that stupid flute music any time a child is on screen
>>215552996modern tv movies and games are dead its all shitok and shorts type crap now sadly same goes for tv shows that used to be 25eps a year for 6-15 years now we get maybe 4-5 eps a year with 2yrs wait inbetween for 6-10 eps totalfuck prestige tv fuck it up the arsedont get me started on the writing, thats what two strikes and ai indian wokeslop will get you
>>215551667What's that the end of season 8?>>215551898animal mother's in sg1?
>>215551667>the season 7 episode resurrection was the only episode directed by a woman
>>215551898So THAT'S where I know him from. Should make the last few eps of Firefly I'm watching awkward (or funny).
>>215559458>godsThat's only the ones who believe their own propaganda. Jews unironically think this.
>>215555867Singularity. You know the scene I mean.
>>215557196At least their tech gets reused for another episodeThose giant crystal skull niggas who are also enemies of the GOOLD? Whatever happened to them?
>>215557196you could really feel the writers were divided between those who wanted to continually expand the lore with weird shit to imitate Star Trek, and those who felt that with the constant cancellation threats they needed to focus on just a few moderately powerful enemies and allies in order to be able to give closure at any moment.and every time the series get renewed again they realised they wrote off individual Goolds way too soon so they had to come up with new ones, and conversely other potential allies/enemies were simply too powerful and had to be ignored or written off to give the story a longer run.
>>215562638>What's that the end of season 8?The end of season 7. The last episode with the original team.
>>215554155>>215556751Doesn't scifi skip emancipation on reruns? also isn't emancipation kind of retarded anyway because it's the third episode and implies there were a bunch of unseen missions
>>215563631Should have bought Hathor sexo back, she had a disney death and fell offscreen into liquid nitrogen so you could easily say she survived
>>215563696Mobius has the original team
>>215563696that was supposed to be the end of the series. the producers wanted to continue with movies exactly like Star Trek TOS, with Atlantis replacing the SGC as the higher budget main set.at the last moment the studio execs decided that selling DVDs was safer than trying to make movies. so instead of zero series the producers were asked to make two. most of the effort was placed on the Atlantis spin-off, while SG-1 S8 was rushed and cobbled together out of leftover scripts.the producers hoped that with Atlantis providing DVDs sales they could end SG-1 with S8 instead and finally move on to the big screen, but the execs decided once more that Stargate wasn't fit for that and that SG-1 should continue to sell more DVDs.the producers accepted it and basically rebooted the series so it could continue for 5 more years, but only two years later the DVD market plummeted, the 2008 crisis put MGM into deep shit, and the market window for a SG-1 movie was long gone.
>>215563696>>215563840it's a shame because I feel like they could have made movies made for streaming movies if it was a few years later
>>215563840Didn't the fact that SG-1 kept having high viewing figures in Europe especially France and Germany kept it going on longer than it should?
>>215563808I guess you're right. Though they play alternative versions of themselves through most of it.
>>215563936yeah later series of SG-1 and Atlantis were basically funded by DVD sales (both domestic and worldwide) and international broadcast sales.
>>215563840Never forget how Flanning and Hewlett tried their hardest to buy all the Atlantis props to make a movie themselves with the writers but fucking mgm just cockblocked them after leading them on for a year.
>>215564349I genuinely don't understand why MGM were such huge kikes about the IP anyway, it had run its course by that point, another movie wouldn't possibly have caused them any real damage even if it were complete shit.
>>215563936in France there was this paradox that Star Trek TNG, originally a major network series, was only aired on confidential satellite channels, whereas Stargate, originally a cable series, was aired on a major channel in prime time.cable series were cheaper to buy so many of them were upgraded to prime time in Europe.quality dubbing also often greatly improved the original cheesy acting. the SG-1 dub in particular is considered as one of the best TV dub of its era.
>>215564388they were sinking and Stargate was their second most lucrative franchise behind James Bond. of course they didn't want to sell even partial IP rights to some randos.
>>215564414Same about the German dub. It's also some pretty high quality shit. You ended up hearing those VAs FUCKING EVERYWHERE on TV. Especially the dude who did Teal'C. He's like the designated big guy/nigger voice.
>>215563936There's a channel here in czech republic that keeps playing SG-1 on repeat and has done so for like 10 years, it's a certified central european classic
>>215564563what the fuck is Amazon waiting for?plenty of lesser known cable series have funded their own reboots/revivals/one-off specials thanks to their infinite reruns money.they don't even have the excuse of woke politics disapproving the Stargate themes now that all the GAFAM and studios are officially trying to please Trump.
>>215564712I doubt you could release a pro-military show in 2025. And if you go with a complete civilian oversight of the project, it just wouldn't be the same. Not to mention that it would add tons of gay fucking drama no one cared about on Universe already, it would just be worse somehow.The only way they could revive this franchise would be by releasing one season that would be pretty popular due to the remaining goodwill, but everything afterwards would probably be a net loss.
>>215564757I think the other problem is that you have 3 different shows in their own settings that were left open-ended. it's basically unsalvageable except with a fuckton of exposition or deliberate ignoring, both of which will infuriate half of the audience.the only solution would be a complete reboot and re-imagining, keeping only the the basic Stargate network idea and ditching everything else. no more military, no more ancients astronauts, no more religious themes, way too problematic. you could eventually keep evil aliens ruling over offworld humans as enemies, but as mere tyrants, not gods.
>>215564757Universe was good
>>215565048The good parts of the show were whenever Hitler and the fat boy were on screen. That was it. The rest was pretty fucking lame and boring.
>>215565013I guess your post is why they never really bothered rebooting it. Strip the franchise of the mythological and religious stuff and it's just some generic scifi shit now. The gate traveling itself isn't really THAT interesting. You'd need a really solid cast of characters to compensate. And imagine having that in 2025. lol. lmao.
>>215551667What happened in Antarctica? I don't remember it.
>>215565119It's the season 7 finale where they rape Anubis with a gorillion glowing buttplugs
>>215565065I like the fact that it had an actual ensemble cast with a lot of named characters that were actually important to the story and not having the Rodney solve everything in 2 minutes. Yeah the drama was too much early on but they got it solved during the second season and really hit their stride
>>215565165>somehow Apophis returned >somehow Anubis returned>somehow Michael returned
>>215565013I think the solution to this is them releasing 3 movies. An SG1 movie, SGA, and SGU. Make movies as pilots for potential new shows in those 3 flavors
>>215558375There've been so many attempts for an Arma and XCOM total conversion yet none delivered I've given up hope to ever get a good Stargate game
>>215565403good solution but unless all three are greenlit and announced at the same time it would be awkward to start with a SG-1 movie and almost never mention Atlantis or the Destiny.not to mention that neither Universe nor Atlantis can allow a huge timeskip where "basically nothing happened" when both series were known for having really dense storylines.
>Somehow...Reese has returned
>>215565378>somehow the NID returned>somehow Kolya returned>somehow the crab Replicators returned>somehow Weir returned>somehow the Asgard returned>Ree'tu? what are those?KINO
>>215565530Fuck she's cuteSo many fetishes from this damn showIncluding big fat busty Canadian milfs
>>215565530>>215565615She's still hot even now.
>>215565530>>215565726GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>>215553003
>>215565755Derp
>>215554567this episode is trippy as hell on shrooms.
>>215565530>>215565726
>>215565597>>somehow Kolya returnedKOLYAAAAA!
>>215565530So did she create the Replicators or were they created by the Ancients? For some reason I remember two origin stories.
>>215565813I AM DEAF TO ALL BUT THE TEACHINGS OF ORIGIN
>>215565947there are two replicator species.
>>215565813>*shows up out of nowhere*>Well said Daniel Jackson of the planet Earth!
>>215565952>"Hey Daniel, I fucked Vala and put a baby in her. She's so freaky, you don't know what you're missing."
BAAH!
i wish i were manhandled by nirrti
>Don't forget to hallow the Ori today anons. I wouldn't want to have to punish you haha.
>>215553003>>215565813>>215565952My biggest problem with the Ori plot is that it feels very much like edgy atheist/jewish bashing of Christianity with very little actual substance. Toward the end they revealed some potential with how they showed the Priors were twisting the message and how the Book of Origin might actually have good lessons and good intentions that are just being corrupted to suit the people in power. That could have been an interesting angle to go with throughout the season, but it's introduced at the last possible second and is never properly explored.
Stargate really is just Dragonball for white people when you stop to think about it especially how the later seasons progressed.
>>215565947it's not really clear but iirc it goes like this: Reese was created by a human scientist who had access to Ancient technology and presumably based her on the templates of the android Replicators (which were the original ones). then Reese created the crab Replicators as a degenerated unstable version, who in turn re-evolved into humanoids eventually.
>>215566065Built for big Canadian cock.
>>215566068yet the individual episode plots and cast are good so it's a good watch even if you don't like the overarching plot.
>>215566100You're right, I'm not saying it's all bad, but it has this annoying undercurrent that definitely brings down my enjoyment.
>>215566122>hmm, there's something wrong with your eyes. They keep dropping down to my chest area.
>>215555867The only child episode i like is the season 1 episode when Jack is incapped by a crystal and it takes the form of his dead child to try and heal his most grievous wound
>>215566232what about that bald bug boy?
>>215555867>It's a kid focused episodemy wife
>>215566255Literally who?
>>215566135I wonder why
>>215566307Cloned kid made by the Re'tu invisible spider dudes
>>215566307the reetou engineered a human boy to act as a messenger
>>215565947The nanotech replicators were an ancient thingShe made sentient lego for fun
>>215566333>>215566343Why didn't the Reetou ever come back?
>>215566268Technically...according to the Prime Directive...I have to marry her.
>>215566232cassandra from nirrtis toxic planet episodeally from the teal'c turns into bug episodeorlin takes human form but this time as a kiddaniel's wife's son teaches him a lesson about absolute power
>>215566268>>215566389is this the dark matter hacker girl?
>>215566232>>215566405jack o'neill kid clone episode
>>215566406yes. she's also one stage of adria's brief childhood in the ori seasons.
>>215566068I don't really feel like it's bashing. Obviously, the themes are there. But at the end, their teachings have merit, and they can be helpful to a bunch of people. In its core, it's perfectly fine. The execution is obviously fucked up, but they're the bad guys, it's expected.What I REALLY hate about the whole Ori arc is their goons' equipment. Why the fuck did they get those cheap as fuck looking "wooden" staff weapons? It just seemed fucking retarded after finishing 8 seasons with mostly Jaffa. Why couldn't they have given them literally anything else? Just give them fucking space crossbows. I don't care. Anything but that shit.
>>215566406CUTE!
>>215566427huh, cool. i love how canadian sci-fi shows reuse actors. always get a kick out of seeing them in different shows.
>>215566389
>>215554155The one episode i hate is called invasion I think. It's the one where a soldier get killed by an unas because they are in their territory. Daniel Jackson is an unsufferable cuck in that episode
>>215552937>>215558400I liked SGU.Start to finish.
>>215561178>>215561230we were close to the gratuitous nudity timeline. Which executive decided against it?
>>215566533The one with the mines, and Daniel asking Chaka to help? I always liked that episode, because Michael Rooker is in it and it's also Major Lorne's first appearance. Daniel wasn't as bad as he was in season 5 by that point.
>>215566547the only good part was the rush vs. young fighting for control over the ship.the cast was otherwise insufferable.
>>215551667I hated the subtle retcons. In the original movie and at first in the show the stargate took them to locations all across multiple galaxies. Then suddenly "it never left the Milky Way galaxy?" No! Fuck that!The movie made the effort to have people speak languages other than English, but the TV show had all of these uncontacted races keep it simple and automatically know English.
>>215566547I especially liked the part where Jack O'Neill grills colonel Young that in war, sometimes you have to leave people behind. After 15 seasons of SG1 and Atlantis telling me the exact opposite, I really felt it resonated with me that this show knew what Stargate was.
>>215566593SGU is annoying as the premise, being stranded on an Ancient ship and trying to find a way to survive, is good. Trouble is it suffers from BSG disease for being political and factional at the beginning but by the time they got rid of that shit it had been cancelled.
>>215566593You think? I really only disliked Chloe Armstrong/Elyse Levesque. Also, the early episodes had Rush being too much of a dick. Characters can be dicks, but you have to put something in them to make them likeable.>>215566637They wanted the show to be grittier. I think it worked.
>>215566620The TV show started out with other planets having different languages, but I think having to deal with language barriers in every single episode would get old fast.
>>215566310Holy fuck
>>215566620Few things were changed yes. For example, the gate doesn't shake the whole building anymore when dialing, they don't get out the other side frozen, and like you said they changed Abydos being "on the other side of the known universe" to "the closest habitable world to Earth". It never really bothered me much though.As for the English thing, there's only so much you can do in 42 minute long adventure-of-the-week episodes. Imagine if every episode they had to learn the language, it'd be ridiculous. It benefited the show's format to just do away with that.
>>215566658My dick liked Chloe's tummy too much for me to notice anything else about her character.
>>215566658Yeah it worked so well it got cancelled after one season (2 was already filming) and completely shelved the franchise that had been very successful up to then. So good job, MGM!
>>215566685I think they explained they installed dampers on the SGC gate in the episode where they found the second gate on Earth. It was the tremors of the undampened second gate when it was activated that helped track it (and Sam and Jack) down.
>>215566701That's fatigue.Few franchises last that long without needing a break for a bit.>>215566695She has no nose.
>>215566736You definitely weren't watching stargate when SGU came out and watched it for the first time much later. You couldn't be more wrong, it had nothing to do with franchise fatigue.
>>215566637SG-1 were constantly leaving people behind, about a dozen different SG teams got wiped out offworld and they didn't give a shit.
>>215566762I started with Atlantis and then went into SGU.Didn't watch SG-1 until later.
>>215566736universe flopped completely and was almost universally (lol) bashed by stargate fans when it came out. and they had just cancelled atlantis to make it which a lot of people didn't appreciate.
>>215566762>>215566787I mean, I first starting watching when Atlantis S2 was airing. So 2005/6.>>215566791I liked it.
>>215566774Point to one example where they left people behind. "We don't leave our people behind" is probably said a hundred times across both series, it's a running theme of the show. And even if you disagree to a point where you think the black hole episode is a valid example (it's not), O'Neill himself says that line at least 40 times. He wouldn't grill Young for not wanting to leave his people behind in Universe.
>>215566774America doesn't leave men behind. That's Russia. Or France.
>>215566736>She has no nose.She doesn't need one.
>>215566389>>215566427she looks like a Gelfling from Dark Crystal.
>>215551898Krychek, is that you? You're supposed to be in the X-Files...
>>215567003No it's Animal Mother.
>>215554155Spirits is fun as fuck. Tonani is a king
>>215566672She wasn't allowed to show off her nymphomaniac side on the show.
>>215566823>>215566875not him but he's right. "we don't leave people behind" is more of a personal motto, not an absolute rule. there are several episodes where redshirt SG teams are said to have disappeared offscreen months ago before SG-1 finally learns about their fate. there even are many episodes where SG-1 itself or a SG-1 member disappears and the SGC tries everything to find them... for a week or two, before Hammond finally says he can't afford searching them any longer.in the particular extreme conditions of the Destiny, where they don't have infinite resources and men, plus with O'Neill now being the guy in charge that have to say where to draw the line, him saying this in SGU made sense.if you want an ultimate proof, in SGA when O'Neill and Woolsey were hostages of the Replicators in Atlantis he gave preemptive orders that he should not be rescued by any means because that would be too dangerous for Earth, and Shepard's team almost faced martial court for taking the risk of saving him anyway, against his own orders.
>>215556793
>>215567140>more of a personal mottoI agree, it's something that Jack and John live by from the start, I never implied the entire SGC or Washington obeyed those rules. But Jack and John live by it. And Jack is the one that breaks that rule in SGU, going against his own character.>there are several episodes where redshirt SG teams are said to have disappeared offscreen months agoSo beyond the control of SG1. We're still saying the same thing.>there even are many episodes where SG-1 itself or a SG-1 member disappears and the SGC tries everything to find them... for a week or two, before Hammond finally says he can't afford searching them any longer.True, and Hammond obeys his orders from Washington. Never said America as a whole is like that, but Jack is. And usually when that happens, Jack *doesn't* obey orders and either goes rogue or keeps working on his own to find the missing person(s). >him saying this in SGU made sense.Disagreed, seeing as we know what a General O'Neill gives like orders, and nothing between SG1 season 7 and SGA season 5 suggests he changed his personal motto, despite being in charged of the SGC as a whole or being at the Pentagon.>in SGA when O'Neill and Woolsey were hostages of the Replicators in Atlantis he gave preemptive orders that he should not be rescued by any means because that would be too dangerous for EarthYes, it's called personal sacrifice, another thing he lives by. If anyone had been in his place, he might have given that order but would have a died as well trying to rescue them, because again, he doesn't leave people behind.>Shepard's team almost faced martial court for taking the riskCorrect, because John also lives by that code. He doesn't leave people behind, even if he'll get court martial'd in the process.This is my entire point, and nothing you've said here contradicts it. Name one case where Jack purposefully left someone behind before SGU.
>>215567234>Name one case where Jack purposefully left someone behindDaniel on Abydos.
>>215567266Lmao he got married and chose to move there, he wasn't left behind.
>>215551898>>215552075>>215552429>no X-Files x Stargate cross-overMissed opportunity of the highest degree.
>>215554567Magic people mushroom people[electronic music starts playing]
>>215554567I put this in my top 10.
>>215567234>Yes, it's called personal sacrifice, another thing he lives byit isn't, since Woolsey is with him. forcing someone else (a civilian on top of that) to die because of his own personal rules is not really something he lives by.>Name one case where Jack purposefully left someone behind before SGU.Woolsey. he tries to defend him for a while but he's well aware they're both doomed without help from outside. per his own orders. and iirc when Woolsey complains he outright tells him that he has no choice but forced sacrifice.O'Neill is not a complete idealist like Daniel. at many points in the series he is forced to act like "the cold guy in charge", usually when they're isolated in the field with no support, exactly like the Destiny crew.
>>215551667wrong, the show veered off course so fucking fast the second they got ships of their own. I cant remember exactly when it happened but we had an INFINITE galaxy where the gate could go ANYWHERE, and suddenly it was all goold territory for no reason. it became dull as shit as a result
>>215551667I found seasons 1-8 at goodwill for $3/season. Snapped them up because I adored this show in high school. Turns out it should have remained a memory because this show is boring as shit.
>>215559458The villains are literally ancient pagan gods who opposed Israel. The bible even makes fun of Baal for being unable to answer prayer by saying he must be taking a shit.
>>215567873at no point in the series they claim monotheism is better. in fact from what we see the best path to reach immortality is either fully atheist science or buddhist spirituality, but worshipping any God in general is described as pointless.
>>215555867as if the cassandra episodes arent kino
>>215557119>Maybourne you are an IDIOT every day of the week, couldnt you have taken ONE DAY OFF?His journey from sleazy bureaucrat to lovable antihero was impressive. Like Captain Jellico but over a longer timespan
>It's a "Teal'c hooks up with white female guest star" episode>Story by: Christopher Judge
>>215557119That episode is so fucking good.Sam and Maybourne on the presidential jet with imposter aliens everywhere.
>>215568233
>>215568233I respect it.
>>215568389Yeah who wouldn't
>>215568233He got Erica Durance as well, which I was jelly for.
>Childhood: "Damn Omac is an ass">Adulthood: "Omac was blunt and abrasive, but was pretty much right about everything."
>>215568765True. And you get to see he has a softer side too near the end, he just guards it well because he doesn't want to get attached to people which would make his role a lot harder. I love Omac.
>>215568765He isn't really portrayed as being wrong, just rude and ungrateful. Even the friendlier aliens with him were like yeah hes an ass but he's right.
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>>215568765>can build your own stargates from scratch>still get fucked over by GOOLDlmao
>>215554155>>215554567I agree with all of those except for The First Ones.
>>215554155>Fire and Water S1E12Fuck you, that episode rocks. You can't skip a "Daniel dies" episode either.>no mention of Space Race>no mention of clip show episodes>no S09 or S10 episodesFake fan.
>>215568969The Tollan were so incredibly retarded.
>>215555867>but the kid is Jack O'NeillBased!
>>215569152>Has all of Jack's knowledge>Gets to start over in high schoolThe perfect life.
>>215569152And they just let this manchild slay pussy in high school.Cya teenager with the memories of a 40 year old! Have fun at school
>>215569152To bad they forgot about this guy
>>215569177And the way old Jack reacts to young Jack looking at tight 14 year old pussy, like he agrees with him. What the fuck were they thinking with that ending.
>>215567234>Name one case where Jack purposefully left someone behind before SGU.
>>215569340That guy who got left behind in Jacks backstory and then gets sucked into a blackhole with a bomb because sg command is retarded
>>215569411ackchually they were saved and beamed out by the daedelus a few years later, which they experienced as what, a few minutes of panic
>>215569411Isn't Jack angry at the speshul forces dude because he left him behind in the Gulf and Jack spent a few years in Saddam's rapejail?
>>215569340>we don't leave our people behind>our people
>>215569411Other way around, he left Jack behind to be butt raped in an Iraqi prison.
>>215568579Such a collection of eye candy in this show.
>>215569237What else is he supposed to do? Everyone would be glad to have a chance like this. What the fuck is his kid version supposed to do, fuck >40y old hags?
>>215569877It might come as a shock to you, but most 40+ year old don't fantasize about fucking children.
>>215569901You wouldn't approve of your "son" fucking a girl of the same age?
>>215569930What kind of argument is that? If my actual 14 year old son (not my 40 year old clone stuck in a 14 year old body) fucks a 14 year old girl, it's not the same thing at tall. Besides no, as a parent I wouldn't be thrilled to know my boy has sex at 14, I'd probably have nightmares of him getting a girl pregnant because he's too fucking dumb as a kid to use proper protection.
>>215551667Who is best girl on this show?
>>215570013My wife
>>215570013Cadet Monke
>>215566547I could have done without the teenage romance bullshit, but the show was good despite that.
>>215570152The show was only "good" because of season 2 doing it's own thing and being more light hearted. But the only reason that happened was because the show had been cancelled for a third season, and Brad Wright/Robert Cooper were pretty much allowed to do whatever they wanted with season 2. Whereas for season 1, they had strict directives from MGM on characters, tone, themes and such, since they wanted their own Battlestar show to save the company from bankruptcy.When everyone hated it, they cancelled the show and let the writers do what they wanted for the last season.
>>215569994You type like a prancing homo.
>>215570308>you gay lmaono u
When is our quadroon going to drop her next reaction?
>>215570308He's right though, O'Neil literally experiences an Isekai sequence event; being a Middle aged man in a 14 year old body boning girls my body's age.
>>215554567I really love this episode.
>>215568765Yeah I get him. It would be like U.S handing out a nuclear arsenal with ICBM launch capabilities to the Dinka tribes of South Sudan>>215570615Who cares. He still has a developing kid brain in a kid body, going through puberty like everyone else. But if you're gonna write a dissertation on "The ethics of going back in time to fuck teenage girls" I'll read it.
>>215569132I mean what the fuck were they even doing with all their technology? They didn't seem to have ships. They depended entirely on the stargate for travel, and the hedged their entire defense on a handful of ion cannons, that are essentially just coastal artillery, and we all know why those went extinct.
>Oh cool we havent been on Abydos for a long time, I wonder how Kasuf and Skaara are doing>It's been nuked and everyone is deado-oh...
>>215570790Imagine the training wheels Oneil gets to pop off from her awful goodness, lovingly of course, as she bubbles forth froth from her well spring flow.
>>215569452is this from one of the fan fic books?
>It's a Chaka episode
>>215570013i'm gonna go with fraiser.
>>215570222battlestar galactica didn't end each episode with a crying montage with acoustic guitar music playing
>>215571249Tell that to MGM.
Upon first contact SG1 weeds out a traitorous double-agent among them. Leaves behind a liason from earth as host for one of them. Gives them earth phone number for diplomatic relations and future co-operation.>Tok'ra calls SGC: Tauri we need you help asap.>SG Command: Aight we will be there 3 hours.*Saves the Tok'ra and give them a doorbell to SGC*>Hammond calls Tok'ra: Greatest ally, two of our high-ranking staff members who have assisted you in the past; are stranded in space, do you have a shuttle nearby that can rescue them?>Tok'ra: That's classified. But maybe we have a guy. He'll get there when he gets there. No promises though.>Hammond: Thank you Milky Way Mossad.
>>215571479The Tok'ra were the worst allies, I was glad when they finally fucked off the show.
>>215569237>What the fuck were they thinking with that ending.That this is the first thing ANY red blood male would do in that situation?Like come on, even if you didn't incel your way through HS, eventually you realize how much more you could have had scored, could have had fun instead of pining after that one girl or rotting away in an ultimately pointless teenage relationship.
>>215569844>No Doctor girl from FireflyWhat are you even doing?
What was Quark's con here?
>>215571535Don't check what she looks like today.
>>215571479I rewatched the series with the frame of mind that the Goa'uld were the jews, and Tok'ra were the """"good"""" jews (but still jews). Everything made sense.
>>215571539He gets to have stoned hippie sex with his hairy wife
>>215571539Keeping the cute druid ayy females to himself in the invisible flying city.Dude was the only male Nox left, just flinging his seed at the ladies and pretending to be "enlightened and mature">Source?We never see another male Nox. Also my arse
>>215571088>Imagine the training wheels Oneil gets to pop off from her awful goodness, lovingly of course, as she bubbles forth froth from her well spring flow.What?Are you typing one-handed while cranking it to the idea of popping some 14yo cherry or is it just a stroke?
>>215571535You'll be wanting the Atlantis version.
>>215571249I liked the crying montages!>t. depressed
>>215571549I already know. Sadly.She reminded me of my HS gf in Firefly, and like I do for her, I'll ignore the current version for my font memories.BTT:I did like how they set up the thing between the doctor and McKay. It's obvious nerd wish fulfillment, but it was written right>establish Doctor girl as having difficulties connecting to peers, like McKay>establish Doctor girl as being a complaining wimp, like McKay>have her being able to tolerate McKay being McKay and even countering it>utilize the surprisingly good on-screen chemistry between the actors
>>215571699That space pirate chick was so hot.
>>215571699And that one's missing the hottest Traveller girl.Not the teenage engineer you fucks, the brown one helping out in the Asgard episodes.
>>215571699Genii ginger was a 10/10.Also the FRAN bot. You can't tell me you have a base full of nerdy, male weirdos and not one of them ever tried to make a replicator sexbot.
>>215571699What a downgrade!
>>215571842Don't you love how she got written out of the show completely, despite staying in Atlantis at the end of the siege episode, and we never see her or hear about her again? She could have become a regular, or at the very least helped in the Genii episodes.
Lord Yu was the most reasonable System Lord. He was like 75% hostile, 25% neutral.
>>215571979He was probably just too old and lazy to bother with shit outside his domain
>>215571549I wish I had listened.Don't open this image.
>>215571873You think? I always found the Atlantis women hotter, but I am a sucker for 00s women in general.>>215571905Probably issues with the actress. Or someone on the cast having issues with her. Wasn't the Teyla actress known for being hard to work with or do I misremember things?
>>215572030Whedon told her to gain a few pounds for Firefly and she has never been cuter.Why couldn't she have sticked to that advice.
>>215571699Considering the board, I'm honestly surprised to not see that annoying teenage princess on there.Also why does older "Ezri" look like DS9 Ezri in cheap aged-up makeup instead like someone who actually aged like a real human?
>>215571979Didn't he like run China for centuries during the middle ages or something? Guess that's why he had more patience and experience with uppity humans.
>>215572030DELET THIS
>>215572246I warned you.
>>215572266You didn't have to.I've seen it before.Delete it.
>>215571979He's a big goold
DO NOT OPEN
It's okay, lads. Summer's aging gracefully.
>>215572324Would.
>>215572316Just... just dumb.Why do this? Insane!
>>215571699For me it's ancient, immortal Goddess of Jungle planet.
>ywn live on Atlantis
>>215572386For me? It's male Wraith pretending to be an Ancientfu. He would totally have to have sex with you to maintain his cover.
>>215571479Earth's only valuable ally was the Asgard.>*Crackling thunder and humming engine*>Ladies and Gentlemen, I think this is Thor's Chariot.
Literally did nothing wrong.
>>215572521It's a submarine, it's a city, it's a spaceship. I bet if the show continued they'd reveal it to be a transformer too, like Metroplex.
>>215572588Don't forget Bra'tac. He was a real ride or die homie. Only one who showed up when earth was first attacked. Everyone else just clicked "tentative".
>>215572757The sets also felt really homey and cozy especially with the sun coming through the windows all the time.
>>215572360>cable craftyWhat's that even supposed to mean?
>>215572849IMO they should've delayed the contact with earth, they had a perfect chance to show what a SGC operation looks like under strained resources, which the first season manages to do, but all the latter ones just feel like SG-1 with different characters
>>215551667Is that the part that sets up Atlantis and RDA leaving?RDA was peak but the show still had its moments after he left
>>215566068Honestly to me it just felt like they were out of ideas. They wanted to do the same fake god setup but were out of good gods to use, so they just went with Christianity.
>>215573011Yeah, and the writers really struggled with sticking with a villain that worked>Wraith>Replicators>MichaelBy each of their 20th appearance, I was done with them
>>215573011> just feel like SG-1 with different charactersIt didn't help that they kept re-using SG1 episode plots lines
>>215573142and had SG1 characters pop in a lot
>>215573011The constant search for ZPMs mirrored the Earthbound Stargate which didn't make much sense to me as they were living in the city that manufactured them. Trying to understand a way to create them would've been a good plot point.
>>215573085I stopped watching the show regularly around season 4, I just couldn't take all the>MUH BABY>MICHAEL>WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MUH BABY>MUH PEEPIL>MICHAEL>WHERE ARE MUH PEEPILplus Sam was a bad fit as the commander
>>215573218Yeah, it should've been Daniel, he's a bloody archeologist, getting his hands on the atlantis would actually contribute to unreaveling the mystery of the city instead of McKay 2.0
>>215569237Age gap is is a fiction proffered by aging women.
>>215573177>they were living in the city that manufactured themin the planned S6 of SGA they would have revealed that the long rumoured ZPM factory was actually hidden on Atlantis all along.
>>215573218I love SGA but I agree. After the spectacular defeat of the replicators at their homeplanet the show declines.I hated Michael so much, should've just killed him instantly when retrovirus failed.I loved Sam though and there good episodes in the last 1.5 seasons.
>>215573548Woolsey was kino in S5.
>>215573218Yeah I don't even bother with that season
im not happy with this chart and am thinking of making a new one
>I will now sing to you the song of my people.
>>215573801the original blonde Weir wasn't a very good actress but they didn't have the heart to tell her so they just didn't call her back
>>215555867There's one kid episode I really like. The nanite savant kids who got lobotomized when they expired. It was sweet.
>>215572030It's not a complete disaster.
>>215572360What the fuck is the context of this conversation? What the fuck is a cable crafty?
>>215573801I liked Weir. She never got to roll in the hay with Sheppard before she died, sad.The episode with her having to keep watch over Atlantis for 10 000 years alone was kino.
Here's your new Death Metal band.
>>215574112They did her dirty
>>215571699How come there's two bitches from TART (Teldy's Atlantis Reconnaissance Team) but no Teldy? Teldy is the hottest one.
>>215574371Baal was so fucking based.>Only System Lord who fights Anubis>Saves the galaxy from the replicatorsHe gets a earth pass from me.
>>215572872>>215574104You're breaking the word at the wrong spot."Basic cable" is a compound noun meaning not the higher-tier channels, like HBO, but also more than the normal broadcast channel.Fucking ESLs... I swear.As for what crafty means in this context... no idea.
>>215573797Never cared for this lady
>>215574112I wish Weir were my mommy gf, but also she was a terrible leader.Kavanagh was right. She made emotionally charged judgment calls that put everyone at risk because of her personal feelings towards a certain group of people in her inner circle.
>>215574616She was good when she was walking around in this outfit.
>>215572872>>215574104>>215574591Craft services is the catering/food buffet on the set for cast and crew. He is asking if it was good.
>>215574371F
>>215574708Nah, her weird face is distracting. Nice try though
>>215574717And she's saying she gained weight from eating too much.
>>215574616I respect her maintaining that bod for 5 seasons, but Teyla was an awful character.>>215574655Stargate: GirlbossThey had to bring on fucking Khal Drogo to balance out the cast and it still reeked of stale box wine and cat piss.
wish i had a puddle jumper.puddle jumpers were cozy.
>>215574765>Nice try thoughwe don't have to agree on matters of taste.my enjoyment of teyla is not dependent on whether you like her or not.
>>215554155I liked Emancipation if only for the 'There's only 5 rounds in that clip let's go' scene and nothing else.
>>215574809why are you acting like ronon dex wasn't a character that momoa played before khal drogo?
>>215558375I remember the Space Engineers Stargate mod
>>215574860>we don't have to agree on matters of taste.We do, because my opinions are better AND factual. I know dozens of opinions because my IQ is 100%
>>215567532
>>215574655Colonel Caldwell was one of the best characters in all of SGA. He was right to call her out sometimes when she went too emotional. Kavanagh was such a dick haha.
>>215575047Colonel.
>>215570912Imagine if coastal artillery could reliable shoot down any aircraft, missilem ship and ICBM launched towards US and has done so for countless generations. US would lose its fighting spirit in no time
>>215575021Kek I love this maymay
>>215575021
>>215572202Yu is the mythological first king of china who, being an engineer by profession, first tamed the floods of the yellow river. Cool implication of him using goold technology to do so.
>>215574899He was still comically masculine.
SEXOOOOOO
>>215569132>>215570912They had definitely gone soft. Probably hadn't even been in a conflict for like 4 generations. Omac was the only one who wasn't naive, he was suspicious of outsiders and treated Goa'uld as a threat. That's why he was killed.
>>215574708To this day i have no idea what ethnicity or race she's supposed to be
>>215575185The US would start finding reasons to invade every other country until the whole planet is the US, and then have perpetual civil war.
>>215575296I love square jawed women so much
>>215571668Last memories of you being 50 and now you're 14, as is your classmates; hey, Anon,party at Brad's tonight come with? Ashley's looking over at you with wanting eyes. Ill be there, you say without missing a beat.
Best villains of the entire show are just in 2 episodes. Absolutely insidious.
>>215575690based nirrti enjoyer
Reminder, SGU is trash and you should feel bad for ever defending it. It killed the franchise.
>>215574449She was criminally hot in the 2nd Riddick movie. Also had nice softcore tits shown years before in some C movie direct to VHS. That's the best we got to see of her. She was just the perfect balance of fit vs feminine.
