>>215552257
Women around you never talk like that because you're not sexually viable enough for them to go full slut. There's your wake up call.

>>215552257
her ass was a fat circle

>>215552322
why are millenials so gullible?

>>215552257
>T. Never been around a dirty skank ho
They are the best

>>215552257
I’ve had plenty of women that talk like that. But if you want a woman to talk like that you must be into whores. Because only whores talk like that and call you daddy

>>215552257
My wife loves anal but she's too shy to say "anal."

>>215552257
I look like this and say this.

>>215552257
Maybe you're just a virgin, OP?

>>215552440
Bobs and vegenie pics now

>>215552412
what does she call it? Cheeky bum-bum time?

>>215552257
Had a girl get me like this. When we ended up fucking i brought up anal and said lmao no way its too big. Ego stroked and let down at the same time. ;_;

>>215552257
Hi feds thanks for making another thread based on my social media exchanges. I literally had my bumble side piece message me this this morning, I’m going over to her house after work and unclogging her asshole with my cock. Then I get online here briefly and this is the first thread I see.

>>215552483
Rooty-Tooty Up-My-Booty

>>215552257
You've never talked to one, have you

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>>215552526
hot

>>215552483
>>215552526
No no, don't be silly

She calls it sphincter shenanigans

Bad naughty girls are the good ones

>>215552257

I fuck my fiancee like twice a month when shes ovulating. Used to fuck this blonde slut every day, she would call me and say come over and fuck me. Our if we were driving somewhere she'd say pull over into an alley i wanna give you a blowjob. Also called my daddy during sex. It was the best, but no i had to find a girl with a good personality instead of an npc slut

>>215552526
I didn't realize brits did anal.

>>215552670
>Used to fuck this blonde slut every day, she would call me and say come over and fuck me.
Do normies really?

>>215552257
I had a one-night stand who said things like that to me. She had no self-confidence and slept with three guys from my class in addition to me.

>>215552483
Guarantee she just says “can we do…you know, the thing tonight?”
t. married to a shy girl

>>215552729
Yes if you have a big dick. Lots of normies have terrible sex lives though too

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>>215552257
Didn't you just post a woman talking like that?

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>>215552412
i know a girl who does a2m had sex in front of a crowd for money but didnt want to call me assfucker when i requested it.

i dont get women.

>>215552257
A girl in college talked like this to me but i just wanted to hang out with her and watch movies together and go for walks and whatnot. I remember her being in bed with me one time and she laughed and told me I reminded her of her dad because of how I behaved and the stuff I was into. She was always trying to get me to have sex but I just wanted to do other non sexual shit with her.

>>215552257
I hate women so much it's unreal.

I will never ever plow shit with my dick. I don't care how fat her ass is. It's disgusting.

I mean i had a couple girls who asked to try it. It never worked out though. So it is possible

>>215552257
They talk like that. Just not to you, loser.

>>215552257
I have this 36 year old mom of 3 side piece who randomly texts me telling me her asshole is ready for my penis and she sends me pics of her gapes until I arrive

Post the mp4 you stupid faggots

>>215552257
proper women do not, trashy whores with daddy issues very much do

>>215552257
Yes they do
>go on a couple of dates with chick
>she’s alright but nothing really makes me want her so kinda lose interest
>two weeks later she calls saying she wants to go hiking and have me fuck her in the woods
If they’re into you and you make yourself unavailable they’ll definitely pull things like this

>>215552670
>It was the best, but no i had to find a girl with a good personality instead of an npc slut
Was this a mistake?

>>215552754

You and three other guys had sex with her? That's pretty gay, anon.

>>215552257
Maybe she's telling him exactly what he wants to hear to win him over. Women are prideful and scheming, they don't like being the side hoes.

>>215552670
you're a big guy

>>215552257
What do you mean "I think?"
God women are indecisive.

Love that series.

>>215553171
Post her gape.

>>215552257
but there’s poop there ?
not figuratively
not metaphorically
not ironically
but literally
poop is there

>>215552257
the guy from Mayans, EZ's brother, fucked this raw.
I can't believe I'm jealous.

>>215552257
Why do nu4chan autists pretend they know about chicks? You fags have no social life

>>215552483
Argy-bargy between the Falklands?

>>215553171
Is she allright with being a side-chick?

>>215553634
>>215553171
Which one do I believe?

I never had real anal with any girl I've been with because they were all scared of my dick destroying their asses.

>>215555677
anal is gay anyways you’re better off
the prep needed (to be confident) makes it so i never want to do it
the fact my wife would do it if i wanted to is enough for me

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>>215552257
yea it's unrealistic
it's much easier to give blowjobs than anal
anal takes too much work for like top 10 minutes of a good time

>>215555887
How much can you really trust your wife if you've never been deep in her butt?

>>215556011
never worked for me. but we never planned. basically get like half my head in there. realize this sucks and go to the better hole

>>215556032
i’m satisfied with loving, sloppy deepthroat, we trained that for her
plus i also have had the children inside her too

>>215552483
Slippy slidy browny poundy (she's Bri'ish)

>>215556069
Sounds kino.

>>215552670
>Also called my daddy during sex.
That's a bit odd, what did they talk about

>>215556069
>i’m satisfied with loving, sloppy deepthroat,
The one thing I've never gotten the wife on board with. Feels bad, man.

>>215553531
Only time will tell. Itd be nice to have both.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>215552257
99.9% chance a jewish man wrote that dialogue

>>215552342
why are zoomies so ignorant?

Don't you get a choc top unless she's had an enema?

>>215553295
The rest of us don't save that shit on our devices

>>215552495

No girl has ever told you this.

>>215556346
>Nicholas Austin Pizzolatto was born in New Orleans on October 18, 1975.[1] He grew up in a Catholic family of Italian-Americans.

>>215552257
anal sex is a cringe 2000s/2010s millenoid redditor obsession that predictably turned into anal licking and pegging.

I think the obsession with it comes from the sense that if you don’t have a very big dick, you can simulate the reaction a woman would give to it via anal sex. Id imagine only a small minority of women actually enjoy anal sex and a super small minority (<0.5%) like it as much or more than vaginal penetration

>>215552257
My ex asked if there was anything I wanted to try so I suggested anal and her verbatim response was simply "Absolutely"

>>215552332
Inside it lies Carcossa

>>215552257
Women do talk like that and much more crass and direct. Get around some different women, lil bro.

>>215556103
Nobody else responded to this but I thought it was funny anon.

>>215553531
This is also me and I have to say that, while it absolutely blows sometimes, it was probably the right decision. I have a stable life with a nice family and great house. But I don't get laid as much as I'd like and the sex isn't as dirty as I prefer. I do that married man thing where I fantasize about all the chicks I could be fucking if I wasn't married with kids, and how they'd probably all be hotter and kinkier, but even if that all happened, I think I'd miss my wife because I can actually talk to her and share things I'm interested in

>>215552440
btw im trans if that matters

>>215557123
100%

>>215552772
women dont care about dick size, virgin

>>215557246
I mean if they are super small or too big they do. but for the most part. nope

>>215552257
Yes they do.

>>215552257
Most women in media are just written as moid sex fantasies.

>she talks dirty as fuck while getting dicked down, just filthy bed talk begging to be used
>5 minutes later she annoyingly tells you to stop if you grab an ass cheek
Why are women like this?

>>215552257
Her character was a child prostitute. She's all manners of fucked up

>>215552257
its almost like she was saying it to a man. also the character had a fucked up childhood

>>215552257
That’s how your mother talks to me.

>>215557547
You're supposed to slap and then choke her when she gets uppity

Women don't really do anything they're supposed to, that's why they're being replaced by robots

>>215552257
This is NPC dialogue.

Anal is gross.

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>>215557054
fukken kek

Anal sex is literal faggotry

I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital

>>215557985
Neat story

>>215557985
did you learn your lesson and stop boozing?

>>215558230
Yeah. Been sober for a year and 6 months. I never go outside and stopped caring about getting laid again. My dick doesn't work anymore. Lost all my friends too. I just read and watch movies and exercise.

>>215552483
Gawk gawk double twist 9000

>>215558255
people think with their dick too much. just enjoy your own life

>>215557985
you chose all the gay drama instead of just dealing with whatever sads make you drink in the first place
haha

>>215558304
>just enjoy your own life
This is the most meaningless thing a person can say. You should never say this to another person again.

>>215552257
I had sex for the first time with a girl’s asshole.
When we were fooling around, she suddenly just asked if I wanted to do it.
She was ugly and a really shitty person, though. I don’t know why the one girl who ever chased after me had to be terrible in every way. I could’ve dealt with the ugliness if she just treated me right.

>>215558304
Solid advice. Not kidding.

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>>215558429
>I had sex for the first time with a girl’s asshole.
>She was a really shitty person

>>215557985
lol not reading

>>215557985
Talk to her again

>>215558380
it's the only meaningful thing about life really, you could say it boils down to "try not to be miserable".
you don't have to go full hedonistic egotistic asshole, it's more about making peace with the world and you in it.
once you have that peace, or even just a blueprint for it, knowing what you want to do with yourself, and how to go about doing it, should come to you more easily.

>>215558496
I screamed at her on the phone like a fucking crybaby little boy. This was over a year and a half ago.

>american zoomers obsessed with le anal due to porn
it sucks
it's not fun
it requires a lot of preparation and it's still just sodomy
put down pornhub and pick up the bible

>>215558544
Youre telling a quadruple amputee that a nice swim is all he needs

>>215558255
>My dick doesn't work anymore.
high body fat?
smoker?
low T?
weird to not regain function

>>215552257
>Women never talk like that.
to you lol

>>215558581
how did you become a quadriplegic?

>>215558593
LMAOOOOOOO OP BTFO

>>215558593
how will OP ever recover

>>215558626
Acid.

>>215556216
I feel you bro. At least my girl is still putting out a few times a week. Blowjobs stopped prettyyyy early on

>>215557710
this, classic shit test

>>215556103
jej

>>215558584
Low bf. Elite physical condition and great diet. Not a smoker. It feels like a stress induced castration of sorts. Could be low T. Not sure.

>>215552257
>he doesn't know

>>215558659
nice. for me it was xanax. nowadays i just kill hookers and leave them in the desert.

>>215553638
For you

>>215557985
Didn't you write all of this yesterday in a different thread?

I only read the first like but having an oneitis is autistic as fuck lmaoooo just find another one you stalker
You're probably a lot more autistic than you realize and this girl would probably like it if you left her alone bro

>>215559508
>You're probably a lot more autistic than you realize
No. I realize it. Believe me.

>>215558380
Just enjoy your own life

No matter how hard you try
You can't make me do anything ever
I do what I want when I want to it
Accept it and move on you'll be happier

>>215559508
>Didn't you write all of this yesterday in a different thread?
ever heard of the archive? there are a few of them. search for the first phrase on any of them youll see hundreds of posts
this site is a honeypot
you're welcome newfag

>>215559540
I'm not going to do any of that
Blow me oldfag

>>215559540
Those are all me. I post my story a lot and im on here all the time. Actually, its made me feel a lot better after getting roasted on here by you guys for my failure.

>>215559538
Thank u sar for good messagi

>>215552257
My fiancé has been talking like that since we were 15

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>>215559588
>Those are all me. I post my story a lot and im on here all the time

>>215559693
hope you are 22 bro pull the trigger

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Why is it normal to want to put your dick in a literal shit hole that poop comes out of but if a guy finds feet hot he's treated like a serial killer?

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>>215552257
I beg to differ

>>215559922
Feet are normie tier now.

>>215559693
are you going to parent your daughter so that you hope she doesnt let a 16 year old fuck her in the ass?

>>215552257

Virgin.

>>215552835
What do you want us to say

>>215552697
Where do you think black people came from?

>>215555497
That's why God made enemas.

>>215557985
living the dream my friend

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>>215552257
Drunk women talk like that. I took home a floozy 20 years ago who kept talking about fucking her ass all night from bar to bar. Her pussy was rank and I didn't fuck her. She was also missing a toe.
That kind of memory just solidifies my sobriety.

>>215557985
>>215558496
>>215558554

better yet: take screenshot of it and send it to her.

>This is what i've just anonymously confessed, it has been keeping me up for <long time period> just thought you should know

at least then you might have a chance

>>215557246
The kind of women who call people up to get "fucked in the ass" do. The marrying type don't.

>>215557985
I've seen this like seven times on different boards. Stop pasting it over and over. I don't even believe it now.

>>215559922
Because feet aren't really a hole to fuck. I've seen it done, but it can't be all that great for her.

>>215552257
>Foids don't usually talk like this with their bf's
>but sometimes, some of them do if they're in the mood to please their bf
What's so hard to understand

>>215552257
she's a former hooker chitchatting with a married gooner. it's her daddy issue speaking

>>215552483
Tyrone Time

Threads like this always make me remember I'm truly the bottom of the barrel loser. I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a chick that involved anything sexual.

>>215561586
It's not that hard, Anon.
>"Excuse me miss, I just wanted to say, um, yeah, I want to fuck your face."
>"Get away from me, creep."
And there you go, one more milestone reached.

>>215552835
Madonne, that's beautiful anon. Makin me cry over here.

>>215561586
What does it even matter? There's people out there who are born deformed into a community of hood monkeys or other such primitive types and never even kissed a woman or sucked a titty for free. There is always a man who's worse off than you. Frankly the takeaway you should get from these threads is that you're fortunate to not have been born a woman, because for 90% of those lives that's some really pathetic shit right there.

>>215552257
Some women do, my gf has said some direct and degenerate stuff to me before like that.

>>215552483
Butthole Surfing
Choco Tunnel Time
Paying Taxes

>>215561586
Neither have the other posters.

>>215561911
how does an asshole around your dick feel like?

>>215561975
Don't know yet, I'm honestly not sure about trying since she's never done it before and doesn't know how to prep things (and neither do I desu).

>>215552257
yes written by a faggot, sodomy is faggotry and gay

>>215552257
this is the most Indian thread on 4chan right now

>>215561975
sometimes its crap
sometimes its like entering heaven

Ok everyone, let's be honest and post our body counts.

60 plus likely for me.

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>>215561586
You may have been flirted with before and not picked up on it! Unless you're really offputting or an indian that is very possible. dont give up anon, just be the best you (you) can be. do some kind of exercise at the very least

>>215562047
Is it true that you really only feel the ring and the rest of you just feels like it's in the middle of nothing?

>>215562061
I dunno Im too busy moving my dick.

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>>215552322
I literally only rape twink bussy and fuck syphilis ridden brothel whores.

>>215557985
It's easy to say now but you could've fingered her and eaten her out and then went to sleep cuddling.