>be me>heading to the local kinoplex alone to see One Battle After Another for the seventh time>arrive 30 minutes early and somehow there's already someone there>older gentleman and he's also there alone>sit next to him in the empty theater, assigned seats>says "oh, hello!" in the most jolly manner possible>we share a table, he has already ordered two waters>modern trailer comes on for The Sound of Music which is now playing at this theater>"woah..." he says to himself, out loud>makes a new comment at every major sting/transition>I order a gin lemonade and take the straw out and chug it>my table mate takes the straw out of his water and chugs it>theater is full of mostly women at this point and the movie is about to start>order a goat cheese chicken wrap with a water and a bloody mary>he orders not one but TWO more waters and a popcorn refill, the waitress brings all three waters at the same time>he thanks the waitress and says "cheers" to me>finish the bloody mary and start crunching on the celery stick they garnished it with>my tablemate has at this point finished his four waters and is crunching on the ice>order a popcorn refill and an old fashioned, tablemate says "oh!" and puts another order in for himself>he gets up and disappears for a while>waitress comes back with a popcorn refill for both of us and another water for my kinopartner>he gets back just in time to see the mustang crash into the charger>says "cinema..." and is already done with his refill and his final water by the time the movie ends>movie's over and he asks what happened to Sean Penn>I'm toasted by this point and I can't remember who Sean Penn even is, so we have a brief discussion about the final act of the movie, throughout which he mentions his bladder having been full multiple times, to which I retort things like "yeah, that'll happen, haha" and "when you got to go you got to go"
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