Just marathoned this, what did we think of it?Also comfy LotR/Hobbit thread
>>2155535571 and 2 are okay but kind of boring. 3 is pure slop.
>>215553661I think the first one gets a bad rep but the rest do get worse as it goes on.
>>215553557I loved this movie. It was the only Hobbit movie I saw in theaters,also I saw it with my dad and it was a good excuse to tell him the entire history of Middle-Earth(including the appendix stuff) on the car-ride home.
>>215554709Smaug scenes save 2 a bit for me
>>215554797Based.
the other two are fine, but 3 is just kind of bad. you can just tell which scenes are just pure filler. but that can also describe most of the movie.
>>215553557It sucked Martin Freeman was a horrible choice of Bilbo. The CGI was garbage as was the costumes and design
>>215555172You suck
>>215555172No he's right these movies are as bad as anything I've seen and martin freeman is annoying. When did this board become pro hobbit?
>>215555752They are just the Star Wars prequels of the LotR series, everyone will come round to love them in time too.
>extended my brother in Christ, that's literally the opposite of what the Hobbit needs.Watch the rebuild.
>>215555172>>215555752it feels good to see these posts. martin freemans smug face is so fucking obnoxious
>>215555752>martin freeman is annoyingBased. Anyone who goes "well at least Bilbo was good" I know is a huge faggot.
its better than rings of power
Not enough Alfrid scenes. If we get Alfrid working ...cause he's a funnier character than we ever had ...
>>215553661literally the opposite
>>215557439Alfrid spin-off when?
When they bring out the LotR soundtrack to emotionally manipulate you into thinking it's good you know this shit sucks. Essentially these movies get worse by the minute.
The first...1/3 of the first one are good? They're basically on message as far as being tonally The Hobbit but with Peter Jackson flair on top. It looks good, it works.Everything after that? Bad. Horrible characters, horrible writing, horrible CGI. And it only gets worse and worse over time as they clearly stopped giving a shit about the actual narrative and spent most of the multiple films' runtimes on made up side nonsense and retarded characters invented to fill space. The first chunk of the first movie sort of works specifically because it's NOT that. It's NOT stupid filler and plot-unrelated invented garbage. It's just the scenes from the book.
>>215554797who tf goes to a theater a 5-hour car ride away from home?
>>215553557some of the worst movies ever made
>>215553557Why did they cast some young dude as Thorin?
>>215553557Only the Tolkien Edit is watchable
>>215558364still has bilbo and the retarded looking dwarves so its shit
Not good.Find the M4 Book edit which cuts the whole trilogy down to like 4hrs and stays pretty close to the book.Bilbo's casting was one of the better ones. The Dwarves were all fucked up.Smaug not having forelegs was bad.
Better than any of today's modern woke slop.
>>215553557LotR GOAT seriesHobbit kinda shitty but comfy af
Thoughts on elfs?
>>215553557>Thorin is the king of the dwarfs, a race known for their long beards>doesn’t have a full beardThat’s how you can tell this was going to be hollywoodized slop.
>>215553557We preferred the cartoon.
>>215553557I saw all three in theaters, Unexpected Journey was really fucking comfy watching in theaters with my dad and brother in 3dI read the book for the first time that year, still love it to death
>>215558991Sexo
>>215557618I want an Alfrid prequel. They're making Hunt for Gollum, so anything is possible