[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/tv/ - Television & Film


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


If Natalie Portman came back to do Mathilda, what would it be about?
>>
>>215553832
Didn't they already make that movie like 20 years ago
>>
her relationship with a young boy
>>
Her psychic powers are growing out of control and a fiery young Latina who also has psychic powers joins up with her. Also the mean principal comes back with robot spider legs.
>>
>>215553832
It would be about 20 years too late
>>
>>215554036
>and a fiery young Latina
who's a duck who can destroy your fragile ego with a single look, right?
>>
Rape
>>
>>215553832
The mob is getting money to relocate the Catholic orphanage that help educate and raise her. She decides to fix them.
>>
>>215553832
Her having a good life with her (slightly older but not creepily so) husband, working with girls from abusive homes and occasionally visiting Tony, not for money but just because they've been friends for years.
>>
>>215553832
she's like 30 years too old now
>>
>>215554188
>and occasionally visiting Tony
gabagool?

>>215554202
she's still hot enough to make me interested in a nude scene
>>
>>
>>215553832
it would be about Black Excellence
>>
>>215554556
Okay.
>>
>>215553832
her trying to assassinate targets dressed like a little girl, only to constantly fail to trap them because she's obviously old and haggy now. causing further mental problems and angry fits of rage against men in general when she realizes she will never be young pedo bait ever again.
towards the end she tries to be a stripper showing her butthole but no one tips or pays for lapdances...
fin.



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.