Is there any chance this will be good and not woke?
>>215554894My friend, it's a modern day continuation of an IP that's older than 10 years. There's not a chance it will be good.
>>215554894>implying the original wasn't woke for its time
>>215554952>woke for its timeIs this how zoomers cope with almost every piece of media hating white heterosexual men?
>>215554894>Disney >Ugly lead It's over before it even began bro at least we have like 7 seasons of prime Buffy
>>215554952It really wasn't, the most "woke" park of it was Willow being a lesbian and it took them 4 seasons before they actually made that happen. There's surprisingly little feminism aside from the comical "misogynist" nerd villains of season 6 and Buffy's speech in the series finale
>>21555495290s/00s woke is bearablepost 2010 woke is insufferable. I dont know why
>>215555127Whedon is a massive male feminist, anon. The whole show is a girl power fantasy
>>215555099When buffy the vampire slayer was on air, Willow and Tara's relationship was officially illegal in 14 states.
I blame Kathryn Bigelow for the fall of western civilization
>>215554894Yes
>>215554894>not wokeOh boy, the glavset's here.
>>215555164you can marry your 12 y/o sister in 14 states
>>215555161No he isn't, he's a pervert into female domination pretending to be a male feminist, his "girl power" stuff is just him wanting a super powered chick to step on him
>>215554952Boy woke was great at the time.
>>215555197Like big Harv, perverts make good shit.
>>215555196It's nice those states stopped being Islamophobic.
>>215555099bro it was a series about a strong female girl who kicks ass, even if she goes through teenage drama with angle and other bfs in college etcIt's still mostly a female-centric cast, there's a black girl here, a lesbian relationship there, her friends are mostly all nerds and loners and outcasts.Of course the modern reboot is going to be full of even more quirky chungus tik tok reddit epic nerd woke zoomer culture.
>>215554894How can it be woke? she's wearing a racist dogwistle
>>215555127Even the original scooby gang is a 90s reject incel and an autistic jewish intellectual that were both getting bullied by cordelia and the other popular mean girls.
>>215555099>>215555164>>215555270I meant to say every piece of media NOW hates white heterosexual men. I agree the reboot will most likely be shit.
>>215555335the "incel" you mention pulled tons of chicks and the "autistic jewish intellectual" was just a simple nerdy girl, who btw wanted to fuck said "incel." You don't know what the fuck you're talking about or are just being dishonest
>>215555161>Whedon is a massive male feministHAHAHAHAHAHAH weeeee lad, you need some update on your Whedon Lore.
>>215555391Typically characters change over 144 episodes of television, even in highly episodic shows.
>>215555335in what fucking way was Xander an incel?he pulled the school ice queen and tons of other baddies. He also was in the hyena pack and the swimming team ffsIn fact he was more of a "nice guy" (pretending to be a feminist while just wanting to fuck every girl around) and an obvious Whedon self-insert that way
>>215555391>>215555470This, they grow and change over time but first-season xander and willow are supposed to be the lowest of the low in the high school social hierarchy.Did Xander even have any male friends
>>215555470they did change, Xander became a carpenter who no longer gave a shit about how people perceived him, and accepted himself. Willow, admittedly the worst character, became a super witch who licked slayer pussy
>>215555513Think about who he is before the show starts, genius
>>215555567>Did Xander even have any male friendsJesse, who dies in episode 2
>>215555513He spent like 3 seasons being bullied by cordelia, he missed out on his childhood best friend like some anime dork, and when he finally had sex it was more or less against his will and not all pleasant.
Looks good so far!
>>215555270Blacks are nearly nonexistent in Buffy. Kendra is in like 3 episodes.
>>215555592a handsome nerd whose female best friend wants his dick so bad she can't stand it
>>215555606RIP to a real one
>>215554894It'll be a thing
>>215555638>Blacks are nearly nonexistent in Buffy. Kendra is in like 3 episodes.That's fine, they had the movie Blade and its sequels.
>>215555211Wesley and Cordelia showed us that older men could kiss high school girls.Wesley and Lilah was even hotter tho
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>>215555592a regular dude in high school, neither popular nor a total outcast. the fact you dont have a GF immediately when reaching puberty doesnt make you an incel nigger. You are so fucking retarded you dont understand who the actual incels are in Buffy (Warren, Jonathan and the third loser; the wanabe frankensteins...)
>>215555623all 4at the same time
>>215555623holy shit it's gonna be great. nothing Gen A tits and ass and absolutely brainless, with Mommy Buffy.
>>215555623is the first one the nu Buffy actress? she looks perfect holy shit
>>215555709this is why Angel was the superior series, by a mile.
>>215555614>not all pleasantdid you even watch the fucking show? lmaohe was so enthralled by Faith's rough fuck, he would space out while trying to evade the zombies gang the same night ("Holy crap I just had sex!" or something like that)Unlike you Xander wasnt a faggot.
>>215554894I will never watch this so I hope it's woke just so the right wing pedophiles here won't be able to enjoy it
>>215555780It wasn't, yes it had some amazing character moments especinally in the 4th and 5th seasons, but it mever had the charm and rewatchability of Buffy. I can watch a Buffy episode any time in any mood and rewatch the whole series every 3-4 years. Angel? Eh
>>215555457I see you know nothing about male feminists
>>215555780Angel's seasons 1 & 2 are shit. It picks up in season 3 and the last season is pure kino, true. In fact, it might be the single most WTF moment I have ever seen on tv when the bad guys firm just hand the keys to Angel and his gang. actual genius writing
>>215555746No unfortunately thats one of the nu Scoobies This is nu Buffy
>>215555871ah damn. this one looks OK but more like a nu Faith to me. She seems a little too cold for Buffy.
>>215554894Whedon isn't involved so it may not be woke but it doesn't matter because it won't be good. Cruel prick though he may have been, Whedon was the creative reason the show was good.
>>215555197This
>>215555555
Would you let psycho Faith fuck you to death? She had that Xenia Onnatop vibe
>>215556135Of course.
>>215556147
>>215556135>Would you let psycho Faith fuck you to death?I would even let the giant mantis french teacher fuck me to death. In fact, I would let every single girl in Buffy, including Buffy's mom but especially Faith, Darla, Drusilla, Anya and Gloria, fuck me to death.Except Tara, she was an ugo.
>>215556188Buffy's mom is hot as fuck.
>>215556147>>215556158That never happened to Wesley Crusher.
>>215554894Buffy WAS "woke" by your standards, for 1997.
>>215555119she's not remotely ugly
>>215556188Amy the rat was hot af.
Cast is actually full of cute girls so far, that's surprising.
>>215555709>Giles starts as "stuffy rigid British authority figure">Develops as a character to have more dimensions>Add Wesley to fill the game of "stuffy rigid British authority figure" times two>Develops as a character to have more dimensionsBy then it wasn't necessary to have a third one but it's funny how much he changed from his debut in Buffy to his ending.
>>215555871Alright I'm back on board but Disney will find a way to make this lame somehow
Ryan a cute
>>215556283yeah and her crazy bitch mom was even hotter.Glorious 90's-00's TV era where every actress was super hot. watching Buffy at 12 gave me crazy fucking standards kek
>>215556354for all you want to say about whedon, at least he's straight and has kino taste in girls he wants to fuck, his shows' casting couches should be in a museum
>>215556081This, the thing about this revival that makes me suspicious is that it's an attempt to free "Buffy" from its associations with a jerk (though I have trouble understanding why he's still canceled and other jerks are not), and "Buffy" is Joss Whedon, just like "Seinfeld" is Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Even scenes he didn't rewrite are written in imitation of his voice.Some shows can go on with others but the whole point of "Buffy" is that it's a completely absurd idea that only Whedon would have thought to take semi-seriously, sort of like "Mad Men" is an idea that the creator sort of forced the world to be interested in.
>>215556354>Glorious 90's-00's TV era where every actress was super hot.You're telling me. The actress who played the sexbot in "I Was Made to Love You" also played a nerdy girl (!) and villain-of-the-week on Smallville. She had a few bit parts on other shows in the 00's and then just disappeared. There were tons of babes like that.
>>215556282word
>>215556864Whedon’s writing style has aged incredibly badly though, thanks to the MCU adopting it after he did Avengers. This will likely be bad, but not worse than his quips.
None these bitches have hairy forearms. I only watched Buffy for SMG's forearm hair. Same for Charmed and Alyssa/Shannen.
>>215554894>will the woke franchise remain wokeProbably
>>215556937There are movies from the 40s that are filled with snappy dialog and pop culture references. Whedon didn't invent shit.
>>215554894Ryan is an incredibly shitty actress, so probably not.
>>215557021No she isn't.
>>215554894>disney>no joss>no mutant enemy at all>written by women>actress as EP>created by woman>mantra is taking back muh female characters from the monster man who actually created themYeah, I'm sure it'll be great.
>>215557039Yeah she is. Go get a real job, shill.
>>215557127>quotes himself, with screencaps, no less>calls someone else a shill
>>215557127This bizarre overreaction to a random post instantly tells me you're an autist operating on some kind of spastic grudge.
>>215556887That’s a kid
>>215554894zero.
>>215555211jesus christ willow is hot
>>215554894new buffy is hot so I'll watchshe'll probably whore out if it flops so we can look forward to that
>>215556282
>>215554894built for a tiny dicked pedophile such as myself.
>>215556282Pizza time!
>>215554952The original is alright.
>>215558433o7
>>215554894They are creatively bankrupt, and unable to make original content. They just rob the past for its celebrated content then smear as being nostalgia.
>>215558433I will never get over this
>>215558612>>215558704
>>215558433May she rest in peace.
