Lmfao what a loser, virgin? at fucking 40? hilarious
projection
Virgin at 30 is based, but then you're supposed to become a pussy slaying sigma male God, like me.
>>215555371It's actually infathomable how retarded you have to be to be a virgin in 2K25, there are thousands of internet apps to connect with women DTF, it's actually overwhelming how much opportunity there is irregardless of bots. Our grandparents would have killed for such a scenario.
I'm 37 years oldThis wasn't supposed to be a fucking documentary.....
>>215555518fuck a prostitute for christs sake
>>215555557>fuck a prostituteNot with porn-induced ED you don't.
>>215555506The apps just facilitate modern harems. Chad doesn't even have to leave the house anymore.
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>>215555750whoa, he's literally me
>>215555371I lost my V card at 22, I am 30 now, and I went out with a friend who is 34 and still a virgin. We started talking to a couple of attractive women at a bar, they were mid 20s and very cute. The topic of virginity came up when we were having beers, and I thought my friend was going to lie and say he had sex, but he told them he was a virgin when the women asked when he lost his V card. I mentally facepalmed because I thought they were gonna have a bad reaction and bail on us, but they were really happy he was still a virgin at 34. They both started talking to him about how its hard to find a guy like him and both were more interested in him than me. I'm watching them talk thinking "What the fuck is going on here? Is the fucking virgin gonna lose his V card in a 3some???" Nobody got any that night, we ended up getting really drunk and we all took an uber, but being a virgin in your 30s was definitely a plus to these women. It really surprised me.
>>215555371This was meant for gen X clearly. For late millenials and gen z, being a 40 year old virgin is probably like a 30 year old virgin back then
>>215555799How tall was he?
>>215555799And then you woke up, right
>>215555864He woke up and remembered that he was the 34 yo virgin, doesn't have any friends and doesn't see any women.
>>215555799People don't believe you but this seems obvious to me. Women like to be special and being a guy's first is going to be alluring to a lot of them. Of course the guy's got to actually be reasonably attractive and normal.
>>215555666chad rarely has house, unless it's his wife's or parent's house.