>literally INCAPABLE of making kinoWhat went wrong?
Rowsdower disagrees.
>they haven't seen the Humanist Vampire movie
My Bloody Valentine is good
Our country is too busy speedrunning its demise
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>>215556587Do you know how many movies and shows you watch are produced in and around Vancouver alone?https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?locations=british%20columbia@@@%20canada
>>215556587>David Cronenberg>Atom Egoyan (has a couple of good ones)>Mike Myers and Jim Carrey in the 1990s>Norm>Harland "Gorilla Nest" Williams>Goose
>>215556587there's tons of Canadians in Hollywood, they just all leave to live in California. the Dune movies were one of the biggest cinema events of the last few years, as an example.
>>215556702They needed America to become great.
>>215556764Cronenberg sets all(?) of his films in Ontario.
i'd ill myself if i was canadian ngl
>>215556587>carts of darkness >Fubar 1 and 2>trailer park boys
>>215556802Why? I've never wanted to live in America, personally. Visit, sure. We have an Indian problem and that sucks, but you guys have a Mexican and Black problem which is at least as bad and probably worse (although Indians REALLY suck, so).
>>215556587>red green show>kids in the hall>cube
The CW needs Vancouver.
Why do so many American shows film in Canada instead of the US if it's no place for film?
>>215556819>carts of darknessIncredibly underwhelming and does not deserve to use that title. Some guy hiding in a tree next to the Safeway in swanky North Vancouver because he has a warrant for car theft?Didn't even explore Main & Hastings after midnight talking to crackwhores that will suck your dick for $10. Tent cities in east Van. Street sale Tuesday where they fence stolen goods right on the sidewalk next to a VPD station. People bent over in the street nodded off on heroin. I have seen horror. And you must make a friend of horror.
>>215556587Once they make it big they move to the US. I should move to Canada and pursue an acting career.
>forgetting about Cube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ChvxsVgT8c
>>215556587bro half of these "americans" are lowkey canadian , ryan gosling, ryan reynolds, denis villenuve , martin short they all go where the money to make their dreams actually is.
>>215556587We literally made the best cartoons in the 90s
>>215556600He wondered if there was beer on the sun.
>>215556959you could play an incel trying to land curry pussy
>>215556959>I should move to Canada and pursue an acting career.there's literally zero work here outside meaningless low budget festival bait , or some small extra type roles when an american production rolls into town. Unless you struck big on like a kims convenience like Simu Liu did - enjoy the theatre scene at best
>>215556802Thanks to theIr MAID program, your dream can be a reality! You could be a death tourist
>>215556827We are gigantic and you can find places to live here with no nigs or spics, you know. Move to South Dakota.
I watched Grave Encounters yesterday and it was ok
>>215556587I feel like they mostly make kinos
>>215556587Canada is what happens if the US pretends to be European, and that's why canada lagged behind the US in literally everything relevant
>>215557077I have a friend who lives there, and I live pretty close to the border in Alberta which is virtually the same thing.
>>215556587Tons of stuff is made in Canada whether you realize it or not. Although it might not be exclusively Canadian.Psych and Stargate are two that come to mind.
>>215556587they'll always be based for giving us Captain Kirk
>>215557183North Dakota sucks. South Dakota rules.
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>>215557563based
>>215556640wow, what else is going on up North? Lots of immigrants?
My Winnipeg is the most Canadian movie made this centuryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY9BtROpNQ4
>>215557056>There have been 60,301 MAID deaths reported in Canada since the introduction of legislation in 2016.[8] In 2023, 15,343 MAID provisions were reported in Canada, accounting for 4.7% of all deaths in Canada.>4.7%huh, wow
>Though some outdoor shots were captured in New York City, where the film is set, the majority of filming took place in downtown Toronto, including the Toronto-Dominion Centre, where Bateman's office is located,
>>215556587They make a ton of scifi.
>>215556587nothingsupposedly they own their IP again so might have to reshoot a couple things but could crack American streaming>>215558038yes, made national news that foreign student were going to food banks, but Toronto is also one of the most expensive cities in the world and cost of living went up but most poor people didn't make any more
>>215556587wrong
Villneueve exists
>>215557563The last good Canadian movie
What's that Canadian cartoon of that ginger hebe who farts all the time? I like that one.
>>215557077You know Canada is larger than the US right
>>215556587Scanners was made in leafland apparently, that was pretty good. But yeah they certainly can't compete with chadmerica, chadpan and chadstralia
>>215556587Cronenberg is their only kino master. I know he wants us enslaved or dead but I think he has earned a pass.
Canada makes some great comic books
>>215558939Larger faggots, qualitatively speaking of course.
