>you will never be a tough ass operator kind of guybeing a softy sucks bros.
>>215557256Josh Brolin freaking out in Weapons right after a dream jumpscare made me laugh.
>>215557256for me, it’s Bubbles who looks like he just got pulled off desk duty
>>215557256>being a softy sucks bros.It'll suck more when you inevitably get yoinked into the frontlines in 3 years and get blown to pieces by kamikaze drones. Better start practicing being a tough guy right this instant (too late though)
>>215557256does he know he's out of ammo?
>>215557256You can sign up for ICE and become that tough guy right now. No High School diploma required.
>>215557336do they hire felons?
>You will never stare another man down into submissionin fact, you will break eye contact and look away quickly when you accidentally lock eyes with a stranger
>>215557341It didn't stop us from re electing Trump.
>>215557256Is it too late, anon? I joined ICE and there are opportunities to be an operator AND. A spook walking around Guantanamo Bay
Movies with business operator vibe?
>>215557358I do this all the time. I even do it to the blacks at my job to keep myself sharp.
>>215557362unreal
>>215557388i dont believe you, as nignogs are easy to set off.
>>215557413They are Africans, not African Americans as I'm not from America. Still, the big one and me have a back and forth where we stare each other down. I got the feeling he was getting off on staring other people down and intimidating them, entering their personal space, and I decided I'd rather risk getting my ass beat than tuck my tail between my legs. I can tell it irritates him, too, but what is he gonna do?
>>215557256Brolin won't either so you're in the same boat.
>>215557364ICE had like 10k openings and 200k niggas applied
>>215557385It's crazy to think this is what 30 year old men used to look like.
>>215557341Hell yeah brother
>>215557467Yeah but these retards are dropping like flies despite the relaxed standards.
>>215557518just smoke cigs all day and get drunk every night. its not hard to look like shit>t. looks like shit
>>215557358God damn heat is great
>>215557611I’m a USPS mail carrier who had a few friends “hop over” to ICE. They told me it’s a fucking nightmare and that everyone’s a moron. One guy came back to the post office because he said “it’s only a matter of time before an agent shoots another agent.” He said there’s a HUGE problem right now with people trying to get hired so they can dox other agents.
>>215557256Theres nothing wrong with being a civvy, just make sure you stay out of OUR way
His weapon is not loaded.
>>215557358Have u tried? You will be suprised how many people buckle under that shit
I thought about applying to some of the 3 letter agencies. but then trump got elected so I'm gonna pass so I don't go to jail when he gets thrown out
>>215557744Officer. I’m no sissy HSI Agent. And yeah that’s been going on. One antifa troon already got kicked out apparently. There are a ton of retards that shouldn’t be here because there was no interview barrier to entry.Still, it’s a crazy opportunity and whatever new administration won’t be able to easily get rid of us. I’d wager your coworker that came back was one of the retards that couldn’t handle open book tests or a bottom barrel physical exam
>>215557358Nah don't fall for this shit. I stared down a dude once and he tried to kiss me. This is some faggot code shit.
>>215557793The trick is to THROUGH them and squint your eyes as you mumble to yourself. Nobody fucks with you if they think you’re schizo. Also, someone quickly looking away doesn’t mean you “won” anything. They could just be compartmentalizing what their next moves are going to be…as they slowly cock back the hammer and loosen up the gun in their holster. Never think you’re the baddest fish in the pond.
That scene at the border was too heavy for me, too real. Reminded me of my time in the sandbox with my brothers.
>>215557256I don't know if his outfit is viable but I thought his look in Soldado was great.
>>215558028It's pretty generic PMCcore. Having just a pure MOLLE vest over an actual plate carrier is a concern, but not that big of a deal. I wish MOLLE was more "allowed" in industrial spaces like ALICE webbing is for tools and stuff. MOLLE is way better.
>>215557875Yeah, or we make more money and everybody loves the mailman. I’ll be 55 when I retire and in the shape of my life. Do you know how many people give us free shit? You could start a whole other business with JUST the free shit people give us. Rich kids who want their special little packages at the crack of dawn is a whole other job on its own. And if you’re willing to work in a SHIT neighborhood you could start working next week. I started in South Central Los Angeles and had a route in 1 week.
>>215557256the rifle is kind of useless without the mag in
>>215557336False
>>215558087How many negroes did you blow?
>>215557385Heat, nigga
>>215558100good thing he has a mag loaded
>>215558150where?
>>215557358>you want anything to eat fellas? anything to drink? we have some freshly squeezed orange jui->for me the action is the juice>but my best friend Waingro would like some piecan't believe they cut that kino scene out of the movie.
>>215557256Sopranos taught me that being a tough guy will probably just ruin your life and leave you alone and miserable, or dead
>>215557467I was reading apparently to fill the 10,000 and later the second 10,000 they need about 500,000 total applicants so they can match standards. libs make it sound like they're taking everyone, but most of the people have some background in law enforcement or military
>>215558118Oh my friend, nobody fucks with the mailman in the ghetto. ESPECIALLY if you’re white. It would take too long to explain.
>>215558252because you bring dem dey gibs me dats checks
>>215558100I see your point but will be “the safety nazi”. Technically there could be a round chambered and no magazine inserted.
>>215558338Yes! And those checks tend to get lost when your pit bulls aren’t chained up, or other stuff. EBT card replacement? Well…maybe you shouldn’t have double parked me into a spot and made me walk 5 extra blocks. Oh a letter from prison!!! That seems important. Maybe your homeboy shouldn’t have tried to start shit with me that one time.
>>215557385Heat, Sicario, Inception
>>215557256but I would like to be. heh
>>215557256
>>215558449Based. Say what you will about the Postal Service (and you'll say a lot of you ever visit r/USPS, the next generation of carriers are entitled grifting antiwork zoomers) but they do protect their own.
>>215558573We’re tighter than cops. We even have our own cops. We deliver to police stations. We know where your kids go to school; we know you have a secret family. And WE KNOW those are drugs you buy from the dark web. Be nice to Carol when you get your passport, because we know you’re racing against time to get that passport to go on that cruise you’ve been planning for. We know how long you’re going to be gone too. We’re mostly good people, but shit can get dark real real fast.
>>215557341You are already overqualified.
>>215557256Ya I’m 29 and never been in a fight before. I have no idea how, if someone attacked me I wouldn’t know how to defend myself desu.
>>215557645You're right about the smoking but boozing will wreck your T and give you titties.
>>215557385The Fury (1978)
I’m a total pussy. I try to gymmaxx but it’s all cope. Either you have it or you don’t
>>215558833just gouge their eyes out.
Hey USPS worker here. In case you don’t know, we’re talking to ourselves when we deliver the mail so you don’t slow us down and make small talk. Why do you think we do it so loudly? It’s also a good way to announce we’re coming in case there’s a dog or meth. Yeah meth.
>>215558782>powertripping pizza boy
>>215558782You sound weak and insecure.
>>215558970And kick their balls. Also hit their throats.
>>215558782Ooga booga where the white women at. You don’t know shit other than what I allow you to know.
>>215558782
>>215557362I don't get it, it's confusing, what was he supposed to do?
>>215557789he's mid reload dumbfuck
>>215557362>ynw have the giga-based ultranationalist nippon prime minster mommy waifu lovingly cradle your ass on the global stageWhy even live?BANZAI!!!!!
>>215558553>heh
>>215559045>>215559019>>215559002Yeah it’s like the first thing they teach you when you start: if you’re looking for respect, you picked the worst possible job. Ah fuck it. I’ve always thought it’s the perfect job for 4chan-like people. Hey I’ve seen chicks in their underwear come outside to get the mail! I’ll always have that.
>>215558782>We know how long you’re going to be gone too. We’re mostly good people, but shit can get dark real real fast.No shit, we're well aware of the current scam for stealing prepaid gift cards (not even a secret anymore), and so is the Postal Inspector, hope they "rendition" your traitor ass to Guantanamo.
>>215557358I look away to avoid catching a felony because I can be the bigger man and ignore someone staring me down across the room but if I'm forced to get in a pissing contest I rapidly escalate and treat every threatening situation like it's life threatening because it very well could be. If some goof wants to larp as a tough guy across the room he's free to do so, but if he pushes it and gets in my space one of us is going to jail and the other is going to the hospital.
>>215557467never enough ice, they should have volunteers, military funding, motion tracking lasers on the border wall with gators with lasers on their heads in border waters. all the things
>>215559665Maybe you should join as squad cocksucker.
I’m a prof and I always play tough guy scenarios in my head even though I haven’t been in a fight since I was 18. When I go to the gym I get into the tough guy headspace, which is not only amusing but I’ve gone off the deep-end.One time the power went out briefly and I kept lifting in the dark pretending it was an apocalyptic world and I broke into a decrepit gym to relive the past. After that I started listening to thunder/rainstorm tracks while lifting which was pretty based.Sometimes I pretend my lifts are certain actions, like chest flies are me smashing two guys’ heads together on slow motion. Or cable front lay raise is me trying to sieg heil while a soiboi student is trying to hold me arm down. Lately I’ve been pretending doing lat pulldowns is me tearing down the temple like I’m Samson. The more I’m exposed to the college setting the more my scenarios are becoming racist and antisemitic. I made and listened to AI voices repeating dozens of different slurs on repeat but one time it played aloud for a second so I stopped doing that.LARPing as a tough guy is fun I highlyrecommend it.
>>215557256>eotech holo, kac grip, DD railWhat fucking year are these armorers in? Nobody runs that shit anymore, glowniggers always run the newest hottest shit in the gun market.
>>215559692Stick to pol you low iq ape.
>>215559738I am a STEM prof my IQ is high and I have a great imagination.
>>215557793This. I have hooded eyes and it’s literally staring game on easy mode. Average time for a person is genuinely less than a second
>>215559692find some other nerd to spar with so you get actual adrenaline training. just find someone you think will be challenging, get mma gloves
>>215559692>I made and listened to AI voices repeating dozens of different slurs on repeat
>>215557362>TDS!>Goin' insane!>TDS!>It's rotting my brain!>TDS!>I've got another load!>TDS!>WATCH ME EXPLODE!
>>215557413>nignogs are easy to set off.Sure, if you're a beta faggot, like you. Niggers look for easy targets, like you, and when you're not an easy target they see it in your eyes and move on.
>>215560257This guy gets it.
I used to take kickboxing fights but stopped from the injuries. I miss it every day and maybe I'm tougher than the average pushover but not some operator tough guy either. I have some residual drive for fighting along with a smouldering suicidal ideation of not caring about my wellbeing any more, I do wonder how I will go getting droned in the water wars.
for me it’s this guy
>>215560592Bonus points if you can find an AI not constrained by gay "ethical" limits to invent new slurs for you. I mean, I could do a dozen right now but I'm not about to help some LLM cheat on its homework, show me what you got you fucking nightmare robot, you'll never be human any more than a troon will be a woman.
>>215559686lol
>>215560669Based and operatorpilled, from the days when SPECOPS didn't mean prima-donna roidtranny SEALs vlogging, writing books, and signing movie deals before they even passed BUDS.
>>215557256>gets killed by a 15 year old Muslim warrior chad with 2 dollar slippers and a 35 year old rusted AK-47When jewish created fantasy meets the reality of who is a warrior and who is a coward who fights for jewish pedophiles but only as long as they can hide and call in air support
>>215557336based. ICE is based >>215557362they violated his 6th amendment rights to get the conviction. we should start trying democrats in like the whitest part of alabama
>>215559058apparently: instead of going to the exit they needed to walk a circle back on stage
>>215557843what's it like being a tranny who lives in yurop who has never been to the US?
>>215560669This has the possibility of becoming a /k/ or /fa/ crossover thread..... but can we all agree that that the US military aesthetic died during Desert Storm when those hideous desert camouflage pajamas became acceptable for public display..... and that was the beginning for the end for the services as a whole, when now homo tranny "soldiers" wear camouflage pajamas to work for their IT support jobs because allegedly we are now in never-ending "wartime" status?
>>215558100he might have a round still chambered
>point death stick at a brown person>press the trigger>go home to complain about horrors of war and PTSDWhoa slow down there badass
>>215559715eokek is based if you have nodsnot much of a point if you don't though
>>215560847Samefagging to clarify, Gen, Schwarzkopf looks amount the same as picrel. Show some dignity for the nation ffs.
>>215557336And $50k signing bonus. The ICE commercials are on heavy rotation because the algorithm senses I'm a tough guy. Right now if you aren't getting ICE commercials constantly pushed to you then they must have you marked as a slack jawed faggot.
>>215560930Fair enough, but you're not on the real front lines fighting online hate. I got recruited as a 4chan janitorial operator with a $0k signing bonus and a $0 commission for every post deleted, plus $0 for every user banned. I'm already profiting $0 per diem and on track to earn a $0/year pension on retirement. Most of my coworkers are former SEALs, Delta Force, SAS, Mossad and the extra $0 per week really helps augment our SEA gay sex tourism. If you delete enough posts you might even a Presidential Medal of Autism, which comes with a $0 gift card to Dave & Busters.
>>215560900spoiler: eokeks still suck ass compared to the T2 >but muh holographickys delam fag
>>215561085eokeks have big windows and pretty good glass. I don't own one because I don't have nods. I have an acog but I might sell it because I can't think of a scenario where I need that 4x that doesn't involve me going to jail other than literal red dawn
>>215557385Collateral and The Accountant
>>215557256i'm not a fit guy, so i'm a backend softy directing the drone strikes on a computer.
>>215557358>tfw not a big guy for you but told I give off serial killer vibes I can't remember the last time anyone tried to give me any trouble.
>>215558833Pick up some basic boxing shit. Read Jack Dempsey. You don't need to be some real tough motherfucker, the most basic of drilling puts you ahead of 90% of the modern western populace.
>>215557362>Ano... Torampu-sama, o-genki desu ka?>Watashi wa... watashi... >Daisuki da yo, Torampu-sama
>>215560930>have you marked as a slack jawed faggot.But how do i become a sexual tyrannosaur like yourself?
>>215560930based. I too am getting ICE adverts. My posted online resume skills are if it bleeds we can kill it.
>>215562976Fish oil and nicotine lozenges
>>215558087You don’t make more money. DOs have unlimited OT opportunities right now.The instructors here are mostly re-hired retirees that are still collecting their fucking retirement while they get paid crazy OT.
>>215558782Holy cringe
>>215558782>using a fucking LLM to shitpostlame
>>215557256Why aren't they wearing plates though?
>>215557295
>a softy sucks brosSo, you're saying that you suck dicks, softy?
>>215557256I don't know why you guys envy these niggas. You know why they carry a gun on them at all times? Because there is a very high chance someone is going to shoot at them and try to kill them. You ever been shot at before? I promise you once you experience it for the first time you won't ever want to be in a situation where it can happen again.
>>215563470I bet they think is for SWAT sissies
>>215563470only women wear plates lmao dinner plates hehee
>>215557362BBRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*shit girggling noises*
>>215557358>>215557793>>215557950>>215560081Why are you fucking weirdos staring at people and what do you think it proves exactly? People look away after catching eye contact because otherwise it's weird and awkward. Not because you're some kind of tough guy
>>215560762Meanwhile, here’s ur Muslims in an actual war
