>sorry officer I...didn't know I couldn't do that
>*sprinkles some crack*
>complains for 2 and a half hours despite being rich and living as far away from black people as possible >funny
>>215559543kinoin his new standups he just talks about trannies the whole time
>>215559597Why are rich people obsessed with trannies?
>>215559576Who better to tell you how shitty something is, than someone who made it a point to get as far away from it as possible
>>215559575Hey dude, you dropped your crack.
>>215559619I don't need to live in the ghetto to know the ghetto is shitty.
>SPRINKLE SOME 'TUSSIN ON IT
>>215559576This was back when Chappelle was still making an attempt to be funny, although he was still unable to resist bringing up "white people" every five seconds, the black comedians' curse. If you're white, even by /pol/ meetup standards, you have no idea how much you live rent-free inside the mind of every negro you've ever met. But if you're a black comedian, it's great, it's like your entire act has been written in advance, "white people" this, "white people" that, absolutely no need for creativity or innovation.
uhhhh zipidy do dah dave!
>>215559576Literally the American dream
>>215559722>Black comedian comes on stage>"White people!">Audience hoots and hollars, clapping and yelling>Camera finds the single white guy in the audience who's clapping and nodding his head>"Ya ever notice that white people!--">pauses for more animal noises>"--cook a steak with just salt?">Audience erupts in laughter and chorus of 'mmmhmmms!" sound from the sea lions and whales>"While black people just eat ribs!">Camera cuts to older black guy shaking his head and clapping
>>215559842Spot on. And I realize this is an ancient observation, even Le Simpsons was making fun of it 30 years ago, but I honestly feel bad when going back and watching favorites 90s comedians and seeing that the blacks, even huge talents, are physically incapable of not using race as a crutch.
>>215559842its either white people or how strict or shit the ghetto was>man you guys with your fancy cars in the ghetto? That shit would be stripped down to the rims you know what im sayin?
Chappelle's best kino?
>>215560146>Remember when ya daddy beat you?>Ya now how in the ghetto they got bars on the windows?>Black people run away from things white people don't!
>>215559623>*shoots you in crack fueled panic*
>Gun store, liquor store, gun store... where are you taking me?!
>>215560185Picrel. He shucked, he jived, he cashed the check and didn't sass back.
>>215560304Pic is why he started to hate kikes.
>>215560410mel brooks is a good kike, though
>>215560410Based if true
>>215559543>cuz I'm black, see? Nyaaah
>>215559576>complains for 2 and a half hours despite being richBut that's every comedian
>>215559722>If you're brown, even a little, you have no idea how much you live rent-free inside the mind of every white person you've ever met. But if you're a white comedian, it's great, it's like your entire act has been written in advance, "indian people" this, "indian people" that, absolutely no need for creativity or innovation.
>>215560410Surprising since he's been such an obedient little soros puppet since then.
>>215560482>But if you're Chappelle, it's great, it's like your entire act has been written in advance, "trans people" this, "trans people" that, absolutely no need for creativity or innovation.
>>215560463LITTLE
