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with contacts and a bit of tan he does look like jesus
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>>215559607
oh and long hair of course
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>>215559607
>why did people seethe about this
Who seethed?
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don't google the producer's names.
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>Jesus = Asian
>Finns = Asians
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>>215559661
/tv/
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>>215559607
Praise be Viking Jesus
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>>215559661
see >>215559691
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>>215559661
white racists were upset about casting Jesus Christ with a finno-ugric actor, instead of with an aryan actor.
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>>215559607
Christianity has a long relation with white supremacy, especially in America. The US government is currently ruled by Christian nationalists
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a snowmonkey is NOT jesus
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>>215559607
No one knows what Jesus looked like, but he sure as fuck would not have been white.
As Chris Rock put it, "he didn't look like Barry Gibb."
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>>215559607
So then this is Mary Magdalene?
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>>215559766
Trump isn't a Christian or at all religious and never has been, so who are you referring to?
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>>215559661
see >>215559766 >>215559772 >>215559787 >>215559792
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>>215559800
see these dubs
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>>215559800
What do you think "seethe" means?
It doesn't mean disagree. It means to be extremely angry. You see anger in all disagreement I guess. An apt representation of the religious right.
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>>215559607
Yo be fair, even the fucking mormons are OK with brown Jesus
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>>215559607
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman
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>>215559607
Jesus is NOT Finnish, why not just bring back Cavaziel with modern CGI de-aging? This guy's beard looks devilish, eyebrows look villainous, his lips look like a faggot and he doesn't have the Nose. Seriously, Cavaziel isn't even my favorite Jesus but how can Gibson call this a sequel if he's recasting everyone. I just can't see this guy as Jesus, sorry. Then again Willem Dafoe didn't really look like Jesus either and he was fantastic in The Last Temptation of Christ, I like him better than Cavaziel and that film even with all the controversy did the Tranny Satan idea first and better than Gibson did.
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>>215559796
I agree Trump isn't a Christian but he larps as one and American Christians believe he was chosen by God
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>>215559607
NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PORTRAY THE LORD GOD AS A HANDSOME NORDIC MAN!!!!! THATS ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!
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>>215559831
you sit there in your heartache
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Why do (((they))) always bring up Jesus' skin color? What matters is His message.
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>muh finnish
how is nationality relevant retard
you have the shroud of turin, the mosaics, the frescos, and literal description of the lord in the new testament and still you think jesus was brown with a big nose and round cheeks or something
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>>215559661
those religious guys
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>>215559894
>>215559909
it's like (((they))) were summoned
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>>215559872
This but if he was black/semitic looking
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>>215559846
No he doesn't? He recently said he didn't think he was going to Heaven and hoped stopping the Jews and Muslims fighting would help "earn" him a spot in Heaven. And he also said he has never asked the Lord for forgiveness and didn't even bother to swear on the Bible for his second term.
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why the heck would someone bring up trump kek, freaking obsessed
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you guys literally make threads daily seething about someone at disney making your favorite princess brown and oyu are seriously asking why other people are seething over casting?

lmao
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>>215559607
Making Jesus an asian is a bit weird
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>>215559980
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This guy will make a fine Jesus, and I hope Mel's movie makes a billiy
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>>215560024
haha yeah you posted a cap from twitter

you totally owned me
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>>215560045
would it make a difference engaging in your bad faith discourse and attempting to explain things to you? What would that achieve other than more bad faith excuses?

It's just better for society at this point to deport you if you're non-white or put you in straight-jackets and keep you in mental asylums if you're not.
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>>215560384
lmao listen to yourself
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>>215559607
We all know Jesus was finnish. Why would people be mad?
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>>215559980
>literally
>make threads daily
>seething
0/3.
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>>215560524
i thought jesus was English
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I wonder if we'll ever get an actual middle eastern Jesus in any high budget biblical movie.
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HE'S JUST LIKE ME
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Jesus is a fictional character so he can be any race
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>>215559894
>>215559929
Christ is punishing the Palestinians for their sins of worshipping Mohammad, a pedo.
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>>215559787
Historical illiterate. People in that region were in fact white or close to it.

>>215559932
What do you mean "black/ Semitic." That's like saying "black/ white."
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>>215559617
>he does look like jesus
how do you know? No one knows how jesus looked like
>you have the shroud of turin, the mosaics, the frescos, and literal description of the lord in the new testament
shroud of turin is fake.Mosaics and frescos? Made when and based on what? Literal description in the new testament? Post it
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>>215561013
as are all disney princesses so they can LITERALLY be any race
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>>215559825
yep, you're seething



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