Was Jabba having a human slave go around doing useless shit in a bikini just a flex?
I would have had Salacious Crumb violate her in front of everyone
>>215559870Why do the films never acknowledge the fact that Leia was likely raped several times by Jabba's thugs?
>>215559999It's a kid's movie ya dingus
>>215560048No they're war movies. It's in the name.
>This Episode: The Author's Barely Disguised Fetish
>>215559999Why didn“t Jabba himself plap her? Is he gay?
>>215559999
>>215560093How would Jabba have sex with a human? Does he even have a dick?
>>215560093He needed heavy machinery to lift his gut up to get to his slimmer.
>>215560242>>215560093The Hutts are hermaphroditic space slugs and I believe asexual. That said, he certainly did sexualize Leia and even sent her up to Boba Fett's bedroom for the night as a reward for delivering Solo. But Fett was too honorable to rape her and slept on the floor.
>>215560293>But Fett was too honorable to rape her and slept on the floor.The star wars universe is really gay.
>>215560093That niggas like 1000 pounds
Isn't it crazy that Han never saw her wearing this because he was blind?
>>215559870yes
>>215560363If George wrote it he would've done it
>>215560057wrong, they're star movies
>>215559999He offered her to boba fett but he didnt fuck her
>>215562128He passed her to me though, and I did.
>>215560363Boba believe sex should only happen after marriage
>>215560048Laziest argument ever
>>215562128does that mean all the clones are canonically gay?
A parsec long and a parsec wideHalf a full ton of Tatooine pride
>>215562756They're clones. They don't get horny like you or I. They just CLOOOOON
Clones are all about muh battle
do you think the whole slave leia thing was why jabba was retconned into an alien rather than a regular fat dude?
>>215559999you now remember the whole andor sexual assault drama
*sounds of mac & cheese being stirred*EHHH HEHEHEHE
>>215559999Why is noone checking this get? What happened to this site
Where is everyone man this whole site is dead
>Jenny will never be the slave princess to my JabbaJDIMSA
>>215562863it was extremely short-lived and retarded at that
>>215559999Nice get, but the bigger question is why no one acknowledged that in order for the ewoks to have had a dress on hand in Leia's size, that meant that the last human female that crash landed on the planet, the ewoks likely ate her.
>>215559947>>215560065Disguised?
sexo
>>215559870bro if I was a fat immobile crime lord i'd have like 10 naked bitches doing useless shit (just to flex)
>>215559999no less than 9999 times
>>215559947>me in the background with the spear, fighting urge to masturbate vigorously