holy BASED
>john carpenter's stephen king's itkek
>>215561722That wasn't actually Carpenter
>>215561722I remember those threads with his letterbox reviews. Was it ever confirmed it was really him?
Dude is a real nigga.
>pondered why a book about a killer clown needed to be 1008 pages longHe has a point.
Probably not him but I believe it
>>215561811>>215561808Too bad, but I gigured since they were too funny to be real.
>>215561811Nah it was confirmed to be fake. Thread was fun, but the guy had no idea wtf Letterboxd even was.
>>215561722Carpenter is probably too lazy to do reviews, all he wants to do is play vidya, smoke ganja and collect royalty checks
>>215561722The thing was his only good movie and it was 10/10.Everything else was over rated
>>215561824Funny line but a brainlet take. It's obviously more about childhood and how the trauma we suffer there shapes us as adults than just a killer clown.
>>215561851halloween was definitely good and invented a whole genre
>>215561851Starman is a really good movie.
>>215561970Hell yeah.
>>215561722>they wanted it to be straight-to-TVShows your level, John...
>>215561851>10/10No.>>215561889A shit genre.
>>215561851I second that emotion.
Headlights is a cool concept.
>>215562004Can't appreciate Karen Allen anymore because I associate her with that one disgusting waifufaggot
>>215563680Deadlights.
>>215561722Even if the book is insanely long I can't think of much I'd trim from it. Stephen King is a madman for pulling it off the way he did.
