holy BASED
>john carpenter's stephen king's itkek
>>215561722That wasn't actually Carpenter
>>215561722I remember those threads with his letterbox reviews. Was it ever confirmed it was really him?
Dude is a real nigga.
>pondered why a book about a killer clown needed to be 1008 pages longHe has a point.
Probably not him but I believe it
>>215561811>>215561808Too bad, but I gigured since they were too funny to be real.
>>215561811Nah it was confirmed to be fake. Thread was fun, but the guy had no idea wtf Letterboxd even was.
>>215561722Carpenter is probably too lazy to do reviews, all he wants to do is play vidya, smoke ganja and collect royalty checks
>>215561722The thing was his only good movie and it was 10/10.Everything else was over rated
>>215561824Funny line but a brainlet take. It's obviously more about childhood and how the trauma we suffer there shapes us as adults than just a killer clown.
>>215561851halloween was definitely good and invented a whole genre
>>215561851Starman is a really good movie.
>>215561970Hell yeah.
>>215561722>they wanted it to be straight-to-TVShows your level, John...
>>215561851>10/10No.>>215561889A shit genre.
>>215561851I second that emotion.
Headlights is a cool concept.
>>215562004Can't appreciate Karen Allen anymore because I associate her with that one disgusting waifufaggot
>>215563680Deadlights.
>>215561722Even if the book is insanely long I can't think of much I'd trim from it. Stephen King is a madman for pulling it off the way he did.
>>215561843It was him, he just played dumb for the lolz
>>215563731I never read it but I read Under the Dome and all the Dark Tower books and plenty of other lengthy King novels and I feel the same way. There's really nothing I'd remove.
>>215561851get a load of this faggot
>>215564286There were a few that bangs on forever before anything actually interesting happens. Bag of Bones and Insomnia come to mind. Even though I like Insomnia quite a bit.
>>215563706>he doesn't know who he replied to:)
Would he have included the orgy?
>>215564248Why do old insufferable retards like him even have twitter?
>A BOOK HAS...LE PAGES???why are brainlets so confident in calling others stupid...cause they read more than 10 pages???
>>215564286Under the dome was extremely coherently written, read the 800 pages in one sitting
>>215565292and then read the first paragraph of the show synopsis and never ever watch it
>>215563710No, he meant headlights. Unrelated to the thread though, but still true. Imagine a world without headlights.
>>215565267Stephen, your books don't have to repetitively ramble on for a thousand pages. They're not that deep. Stop writing while racing on coke.
>>215565339RedlightsROXXXXXANNNNNNNNE
>>215565628Sting looking rough
