>watch The Thing>its just Kurt Russell and Keith David aura farming nonstop
>>215561852Why is he chewing cum?
>>215561867it's cotton candy
>>215561867to stimulate his senses
>>215561852French inhales are zesty
>>215561852why was the arctic station full of niggers?
Macready was an asshole the entire time and Childs barely does anything
Blacks are famous for loving cold climates.
goat scifi horror movie, better than alien
>>215561994>>215562005Keith David isnt black
>>215561973the are playing in hard mode
>>215561867he's vaping
The Thang
the canon ending is neither were a Thing
I remember watching a video essay about the lack of glint in Keith Davids eye at the end
>>215562126I think its meant to be ambiguous. The music plays that insinuates the thing is still around, but also if it was one on one with another it would attack immediately like it previously had
>>215562144Thats just because he's a soulless nigger
The premise of Thing makes no fucking sense>an alien species smart to build interstellar spaceships crashlands on Earth>instead of doing anything intelligent it decides to go outside and get frozen in ice>when confronted by the intelligent inhabitants of the planet, it chimps out like a mindless animal despite being a species capable of perfect mimicry>once confronted for the second time, it chimps out again
>>215562214>instead of doing anything intelligent it decides to go outside and get frozen in iceyou dont know it only did that. thousands of years earlier, it eventually chose to be frozen in hope others find it
>>215561852Aura farming?Fuck off, zoomer.
>>215562126Is it not a Cold War allegory? They're the U.S. and the USSR.
>>215562214Retard.
>>215562201Keith David's one of the good ones.
"Now there's a man who KNOWS how to request a flamethrower!"
>>215562126Makes sense, they even say in the movie if the thing outnumbers or if it’s just 1 on 1 it’ll just attack and that makes the most sense. In fact if Childs was a thing he would just lurk in the dark and freeze knowing Mac would die, why even risk talking to him
>>215561852is he doing the skibidi toilet frfr?
The pilot should have made an appearance.
>>215562126its cain and abel but carpenter (jesus) made it ambiguous as to which is which
>>215562890The only argument one of them is the thing is the music but that could’ve been added in by anyone since it’s a repeat of the same music every time the thing is hidden in plain sight. Everything else is conjecture
>>215562357It plays on the psychology of the red scare, not knowing who is who, but it applies equally today when the younger generations are terminally online and can't tell if they're talking to real people or Indians.
>>215562214The ship they dug the thing out of wasn’t a thing ship. It was a ship infected by thing that crashed randomly and serendipitously into a frozen wasteland where no harm could be done for thousands of years.
>>215562112OH LAWD THIS ALIEN PARASITE IS GONNA KILL US ALL
>>215561852>aura farmingI fucking hate zoomers so much
