>HAIRY POOFTER DID YOU USE THE PAINTICUS CHUDICUS SPELL TO SPAWN 6 MILLION SWASTIKAS ALL ACROSS THE SCHOOL WHICH MADE THE SLYTHERIN JEWS CRY????>I'M ONLY GIVING GRYFFINDOR 1 MILLION POINTS!!!!!!
>>215562587Reddit meme
>>215562587Filthy goybloods
>HARRY POTTER>*Dumbledore approached calmly*>DID YOU JUST DO something transphobic or something AGAINST HUFFLEPUFF?>YOU FUCKING NIGGER>THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN SAY NIGGER BECAUSE I'M RACIST>YES, IM RACIST>Oh, and by the way harry...>Did I ever tell you about the niggers of slytherin?>YOU HEARD ME DRACO? THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE A NIGGER>FUCK YOU NIGGER NIGGERFAGGOT TURBO GIGA NIGGA FROM OUTER SPACE>*He weaves his hands casting some weird ass magic*>Now, I believe it is time for some decoration adjustments>ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST>*Dumbledore winks at the camera*>ZERO POINTS!>*Gryphindor cheer while slytherin cries and shits their pants in rage*>Oh shut up you CHUDS. That's right I can say CHUD. I'm a magic old man and I get on with the times. FUCK YOU CHUDS.>*Gandalf takes out his other wand and casts anallium prolapsium on the slytherins*>*As the slytherins fall to the ground in excruciating pain, Gandorf stretches his legs to the center of the room*>And now, one point for each slytherin that SHOULD DIE TODAY>*Dumbledore winks at your other camera*>6 MILLION POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR>*All the slytherins collapse in rage and pain as their anuses bleed out and they die>And harry... he was a good friend>*Dumbledore winks at the camera for a third time and all the gryphindor break into applause
>Harry did you put your name in the firearms registry list? Because if you did they will know how many guns they can rob from your
>>215563740>Do you know how many boating accidents I have had this year alone? Three hundred and four, Harry. >That little stunt you pulled cost me $5000 in legal fees alone>This model is unsustainable Harry>Give me your wand, you're off the School>And your badge>And your other wand>And your other badge
>"Yes, yes, Draco. I understand...">Said Dumbledore calmly as he placed the back of his hand on the young boy's shoulder>"And it was so close to being Slytherin's year yet again had you not missed out on one key ingredient...">Dumbledore's lips curled into a smile>With one hand he twirled the end of his beard>Then winked at Harry>Who winked back, grinning ear to ear>Draco's mouth dropped open. His head snapped left and right, mortified at the exchange>"Noo..." Draco whispered>"Yes!" Dumbledore exclaimed! "Had you only been in Gryffindooooooor!">He pulled out his wand>"Avada!" he zapped>"Kedavra!" he mused>First Goyle>Then Crabb>"You snakey shits!" Dumbledore continued, "Avada! Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!" his song went on>He stretched his legs across the table, taking both enormous strides and Slytherin lives>Harry and Ron joined in>"AVADA!">"KEDAVRA!" They bellowed in unison>Till none but Draco remained>Dumbledore placed the tip of his wand against Malfoy's temple>He leant in close>Whispered softly into Draco's ear>So quiet not even Ron and Harry could hear>"I never even liked Salazar"
OH COOL ITS THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN
>>215563862I expected more dick sucking.
>>215562593>redditgo back
>HAIRY POOFTER DID YOU USE THE PAINTICUS CHUDICUS SPELL TO SPAWN 6 MILLION SWASTIKAS ALL ACROSS THE SCHOOL WHICH MADE THE SLYTHERIN JEWS CRY???? >I'M ONLY GIVING GRYFFINDOR 1 MILLION POINTS!!!!!!
>>215563702>Gandorf stretches his legs to the center of the roomThis is a shitty attempt of a post, but including the leg stretching thing will never not make me crack a smile.
>>215565371>harry did you just post an indian man sitting on a chair again?>I got all the jannies so far up my ass they're about to find the philosopher's anal beads>*Dumbledore swishes and flickers his wand while aiming it at his cock*>Wingardium Leviosa>*His decrepit and rancid weiner starts recovering from his erectile dysfunction>No matter what happens, Harry, I want you to force me to keep going. Even if I go mad with lust...>*He grabs Harry's ass and he stretches his penis to rape him*>This will teach you not to shitpost in my threads
