I'm not even religious and I cried. He really went through all of this?
Crucifixion wasn't an unusual punishment for the time period.
he also went to outer space. that's where heaven is.he will only come back after jews enslave the world and build the third temple ehehebe sure to donate to israel
>>215562829It could be worse. You could be stabbed.
>>215562804Why didnt jesus asked his dad to kill romans? big plot hole
>>215562874a jew isn't a fighter. the main way it gets what it wants is by pretending to be a victim and get gentiles to play along. god didn't destroy rome, gentile retards did
Imagine jesus made you a good table and then years later you discover that he is a son of god. You would probably go "well I dont know about that son of god stuff but he can make a great table"
>>215562906imagine he made you a shitty table, you would go "that guy?"
>>215562804Wild that a guy with magic powers and a literal god reacted exactly the same way a normal human being cult leader would when they "find out".Crazy that his followers did exactly what cult members do to rationalise this too.Mere coincidence though, naturally the messiah of jewish prophecy is the truth of the universe.
>>215562874He did"Father if possible let this cup pass from before me, yet not as I will but as you will" And he still got mulched by the wops
Jesus is the antichristPoses as God and uses black magic
>He really went through all of this?for you
>>215562906How good was his carpentry skills? Was he a journeyman?
>>215562983Better than your English skills.
Reminder there is zero evidence that Augustus issued a universal census during his reign, and even if one had've taken place the Romans would not have made people go back to their place of birth to register.
>>215563001Meaning?
>>215562983Can't say for the quality of the work, but he did invent table so that makes him kind of leonardo da vinci of his time
>cries from kike fairy tales
>>215562931>was an actual godI don’t believe in any of this and even I know you’re talking out of your ass. That’s supposed to be the whole big deal about his sacrifice. A man fears death. A god dosent. You’re talking about something you’re uneducated about.
>>215563035Christianity is made up nonsense created by the pedo elite to keep the peasants in line
>>215563001>Remember that undated event from the Bible? Heh, looks like we don’t have an exact representation in the archaeological record, looks like that’s another point for us here at /r/atheists
>>215563168Why would the degenerate elite make up a religion that condemns them to replace a pagan religions that tolerate their behavior? More likely that seething pagans and jews corrupted Catholisicm overtime until its institutions resembled paganism and jewry
>>215563147Prove itAll you have are anonymous gospel accounts written up to 90 years laterDo you even remember what you were doing 10 years ago
>condemn magic and idols as evil>make up an idol that uses magic
>>215563413They have a point when you claim you wield the inerrant divine word of god and have unironically tortured and killed people over your jew tales.
>>215562804there are more gruesome execution methods than this. even today every day people die more gruesome than this. but yeah crucifixion is still pretty bad
>>215563459Prove itAll you have are anonymous 4chan responses written up to 2000 years laterDo you even remember what you were doing 10 years ago
>>215563488I'm not making any claim. You are. I therefore accept your defeat.
>>215562804>I need to kill myself (but I'm also my own son) to open up the after life even though I have the power to do literally anything
>ME! WHY HAVE I FORSAKEN MYSELF?!
>>215563472So you think all Christian’s are responsible for the crimes of Jesuits and conversos, got it. The reformers who were killed by the Church for wanting to translate the Bible and end indulgences are the same in your eyes as the people who murdered and persecuted them.Catholicism is Roman paganism with a jewish power structure and a Christian coat of paint.
>>215563491I’m not the guy you responded to, I’m just making fun of you btw, so I’m gonna pass the burden of proof back to you
>>215563553Nah. You don't need to prove a negative.You can kys now>>215563529>nooo not my real christianityYou will know them by their fruit and all you've done is genocide for your rabbi and spread ignorance until you couldn't keep your delusion going in the face of secularism
>>215562804>No /tv I will not get drawn into another religious debate with you, I really won't>hardly any debate at all>I'm sorry about your existential problems I really am, but they are Your problems >I don't blame people for their beliefs, but I do ask that they shut the fuck up about them
>>215562804it seems that Mel believe Jesus was the body, that's why his depiction of Jesus is crying and suffering, like if God would be unfair to allow a innocent to suffer for sinners
>>215562873Or both
>>215562804why didn't the magic jewish man just cast some fireballs or something and escapehe kills a bunch of people in the bible already and canonically he can do harry potter magic stuff so why not
>>215563807You dumb retard, Jesus was both human and God, his sacrifice wouldn't make sense otherwise.
>>215562804Pharisees be like:>just you wait, you roman nazi chuds, when my messiah comes he will destroy your little empireAlso pharisees when Jesus >JESUS IS NOT THE MESSIAH, even though he's one of the reasons why the Roman Empire got destroyed, because... BECAUSE I SAID SO! OKAY?!
>>215562804>He really went through all of this?
>Jews in the thread trying to subvert JesusTypical.
>>215562804YesAnd you'll go through it to if you listen to a woman
>>215562873I get this reference :-)
>>215562873You're weird!
>>215562906He's a jew, no way he could make a good table.
>>215563001There is evidence, in that it was written in the Gospels. Even from the point of a secular historian, the Gospels would be considered as much of a document as any other material of the period.Archeology has already burned a few theories of "only the Gospels mentioned this, so it didn't happen or exist".>>215563459>All you have are anonymous gospel accounts written up to 90 years laterThey were not anonymous and some of them were writing much earlier than that.
>>215562906well Jesus, I made it. despite your directions
>>215562804lol, no. Lots of people died that way but no one "resurrected". Smoke weed for god.
>>215563035Christcucks are literally sub-90 IQ retards.
>>215564065I think most parents who love their children would happily endure crucifixion to save the lives of said children, even without the reward of being resurrected to become ruler of the universe.
>>215563001Do you have evidence that he didn't? You're such a redditor lmao
>>215563075Jews don't believe in Jesus. How retarded are you exactly?
>>215564222They pretend to for subversion tactics. First they killed him and now they want to convince people its all actually their own madr up nonsense. Its attacking both sides; the atheist types who dont believe, and the chudly types who can be easily manipulated by saying "you know X? Its jewish!"
