i would try. i don't think i'd make it quite far enough thoughbeit.
>>215563717frodo thought the same
>>215563644possibly, but i 100% guarantee I would try to fit my cock in it first
>>215563644I would use the eagles
>>215563736I wonder what the Nazgul's reaction would be when they are jump-scared a Ring reveal and what they are telepathically shown is the Ring on a Hobbit's thick chode
>>215563752they'd probably kill the hobbit, then see if their own cocks fit in the ring
>>215563743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Uz0LMbWpI
anybody else shit their britches when they saw this at a tender age? for me, I was 8 when I did, and yes, I shat myself.
>>215563743and with that you would doom middle earth
>>215563802You can tell it's done by impressionist because i can actually understand what he's saying, real Tolkien have this weird pacing when he talks almost like Churchill where he'll stop randomly and then pick up the pace of what's he's saying super fast, weirdly enough it's genuinely a very proper and well articulate speech when read on paper it's just that sometimes he's talking so fast it sounded like mumbling.
>>215563644I would chuck that shit into the ocean and tell Sauron to go fish. He wouldn't hear me of course being on the other side of the continent, but it'll feel great.
>>215563886No, I did not.I did not care for the scary Bilbo scene
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>>215563967This one was more of a shock because it comes in Rivendell which has been very tranquil overall besides some of the Council.
>>215563644unless sauron gave a good reason not to or I was unable to cast it into the fire, yes.
>>215563644>turns you into a super crackhead>makes you susceptible to the influence of sauron, sending all trannywraiths available at his disposal directly to your current location>turns you to a magnet of all sorts of evil shit>the only pros in having it is it slows aging and turns you invisiblefuck that gay shit, get ass raped
I'd listen to what it had to say that's what no one else did
people always think that they can use the ring for good but get corrupted by it.not me though, I'm built different and would be able to use it for good.
>>215564200You'd listen to the Ring? You realize that everybody who did... was easily corrupted.
>>215563644i'd just wear it when i wank and cum on people
>>215564111You're a man, which means the Ring would easily seduce you. Men have the gift of mortality in LOTR. In contrast with the elves, this make men's souls restless and out of tune with the world, which compels them to reshape it according to their goals. While an elf just wants to peace out forever, a man wants to explore, forge epic tales, and create grand structures. The Ring's power to corrupt is proportional to the aspirations of the holder. Like Gandalf said,>I would use this ring from a desire to do good -- but through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.Hobbits, meanwhile, are small creatures with small and simple aspirations. When Samwise carries the Ring, it tries to tempt him with visions of becoming a great gardener. He sees visions of his plants turning Mordor green. Predictably this wasn't very effective on him. He already had a garden back home.
>>215564243sauron would find your cum
A MasterHis Samwise
did tolkien include any milfs or not
You can't will yourself to destroy it, that's why Tolkien wrote God/fate to make Gollum trip into the fire or something
>>215563644I would 100% end up like Gollum. Some creep living in a goon cave for half a millennium.Provided some Nazgul didn't find me first I mean.
CONFOUND IT ALL SAMWISE GAMGEE HAVE YOU BEEN DICK FROTTING
