Why did Gandalf love hobbits so much?
>>215564789because the innocence of their lifestyle helps him forget about all the wars and horrors he has seen over the lasst 10,000 or so yearsor maybe he's a pedo idk
>>215564789He could either hang out with chads or with bunch of manlet faggots, guess which one made him feel better about himself?
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>>215564789>>215564830pipeweed plug
>>215564789best smoke in all middle earth
They enjoyed the simple quiet life and the smaller things in life, like he does.
>>215564789because he knew they were stupid so could be manipulated into doing dangerous tasks he was too cowardly to do himself.Tolkien is saying Gandalf is a politician, the hobbits are the british people and the dangerous task is fighting in the World War.
>>215564789Gandalf has a rather frequent habit of taking little people into deep dark places.
>>215564789they're smol
All hobbits did was smoke, drink, eat, and chill.
>>215564891>doesn't really wanna leave for middle earth>doesn't really wanna be the leader is he the best or the worst protector of middle earth ever
>>215565140Saruman was supposed to be the leader, but then things went a bit sideways
He only visited once every 20 years, lol.
Little people are amusing.
>>215564789Some Harfoots were nice to him a long time ago and called him a grandelf
>>215564904He wad more of a Glowie
>>215565140Pretty sure all the wizards were ever supposed to do is guide the people of middle earth. Not lead. Gandalf was the only one who took it seriously. The other wizards fucked off (blue brothers), got addicted to shrooms (Radagast) or went mad with power (Saruman).
His name is actually Grand Elf.
>>215564904So gondor and rohan were the us and ussr since they did all the actual work?
>>215564789He loved their leafs
>>215564789He basically just hung out to get weed from them. Its a pretty relatable situation.
>>215565123And farm.
>>215564789The weed. Meaning this thing doesn't make much sense, but still they both love weed and usually Gandy goes to the Shire to score "the halflings' leaf".
>>215565111You think it's cute to misspell words. You're a huge faggot.
>>215565251no the US were the Elves. too cowardly to join the fight until the last battle then joined in
>>215564789despite being forced by the valar into the weakened form of an elderly man for his violent nature, he can beat up all of them hobbits easily. outsmarting the non-omniscient gods while having fun with little ones. he's loving it and so is eru.
