my mother was such a stupid frigid cunt, and now I bang granny puss on the weekend, I dont really like doing it, I just roughen them up. THANKS MOM YOU FUCKING ICEBERG!
>>215564805the 61 yr old pensioner I did last saturday wasn't too bad looking, good ass to tits ratio, knows jackshit about blowjobs, I had to spend half of our time on the bedroom applying eucalyptus oil on her hips and back, and massaging heruhg
>>215564825this mf smell like eucalyptus and bengay
>>215564805the one that I did the 17th this month, was in her late 40s, technically a grandma at that point, all 3 of her kids now have moved out and have families on their own, divorcee, lives on her own, we did the least amount of sexual stuff out of all the grannies that I've been with recently, just wanted company, she pays for everything, I jokingly asked her for a car and she said yes (we never gotten through with it), always asks for me to just move in with her, pampers me like a kid, we're still seeing each other regularly
>>215564845hey, I had sex and you didn't
>>215564805the other one that I did, this last July, wasnt a GILF, but just a 40 yr old divorcee, a little fatty but still has a substantial figure, think bryce dallas howard plus 5 more kilos of weight, a real living chimney, has a voice to match, shes DTF every other day or so, but man shes a real cunt, especially about the little things, where I put my clothes, "slamming" the doors to heavily, making "too much noise" with the cutleries, a real bitch with time too. But shes an amazing lay, likes to be on top, making all of the moves, I dont mind, but god shes heavy
>>215564805man I really wanna do my neighbor, Pamela, a close family friend and a real next door MILF, but I dont think she knows any other sex position other than missionary
>>215564805I'll stick with 18 year olds. Tight af and pleasure newbies.
>>215565008dont botherI already called child protective services
>>215564880after what, a glass of warm milk and the evening news, hon'?
>>215564845nah this mf been gay
