>Ah yes, the disarming spell. Time to save the world.>Don't you want to learn more spells, Harry?> That's fine, thanks.
>>215565221>Sup fags my name is Potter, just fucked these two witches shit was so cash
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you’re going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.Here’s why:Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol’ American hot lead.Basilisk? Let’s see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren’t looking at it–you’re looking at a picture of it.Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it’s because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.Now I know what you’re going to say: “But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!” Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
>>215566438well, you are definitely a SPAS
>>215565221Was thinking about Prisoner of Azkaban the other day and Hermione being given the time travel gizmo didn't make sense to me even as a kid. That thing was apparently something only a select few individuals in the wizarding world were allowed to keep because of how easily things can go wrong with it. So why the fuck would you give something like to a thirteen year old kid just so that she could study more?
>>215565221Hes british
>>215566438I would enjoy this more if it wasn't written by chatGPT
>>215566557This is the same school that has a giant snake in the walls, soul sucking ghosts as security, a lake with a kraken in it, a punching tree on the grounds, a sport where theres a whole role dedicated to batting heavy balls at people to knock them off flying broomsticks, and giant man eating spiders in the forest next door
>>215566564the protagonists of the world
>>215566557It's because she fucked Snape and Dumbledore. HP fags can't accept that witch trainer is 100% canon.
>point your wand at someone and say "eat slugs">your opponent flies several feet backwards>becomes incapacitated because he's puking slugs for several hourshow come they didn't use this spell more often?
>>215566602>>215566557The biggest mistakes these stories made was trying to not be a whimsical children's story. They were not designed for scrutiny and serious narrative.>btw the slaves love it, don't free them you idiot>Voldemort represents the oppression inherient in wizard society? So how do we beat him? We 'Um acktually' him to death via random wand rules - how thematically resonant. No, the creatures will not get rights. And Harry is Chief Cop now.Rowling lost the sause very early on and just coasted.
>>215566616dumbledore would NEVER fuck a w*man
>Ah yes, the disarming spell. Time to save the world. >Don't you want to learn more spells, Harry? > That's fine, thanks.
>>215566649Because
>>215566616Dumbledore is a faggot, he'd trade it for a year supply of her hair so he could make polyjuice out of it and fuck men while looking like her.
>>215566674The slaves loving it because theyre magical fantasy creatures is based howeverbeit
>another mid coworker thread
>>215566872Is that what people do at work? Share 4chan threads?
>>215566557In the books shes alot more flawed which makes the choice alot more baffling. Not once does she ever display the emotional maturity and clairvoyance to basically play God with a device thats factory manufactured by aloof, magical goofballs. Hermione finding a TT would have made more sense and then have her suffer some level of moral penalty or responsibility from it. But being given one, by Dumbledores 2nd in command? Nah. Dumbledore himself would never use one.
>>215565221He basically used Hermione as an HM slave for all the other spells
>>215565221spells are for fags
>Can't find that video of Emma Watson flashing her underwear while filming one of the first two moviesSad
>>215566571That copypasta is older than the AI craze.
>>215566674Shut up with your SPEW propaganda
>>215567100The craziest part was the reason they gave it to her. It was the equivalent of the CIA giving a kid access to classified files so that he could squeeze in extra algebra hours.
>>215567169Maybe because it only exists in your perverted mind.
>>215567210It does, and I saw it before AI got big
>>215566532Ha!
>>215567169>>215567222There's a photoshopped image of Hermione making polyjuice potion where she's sitting cross legged and showing her panties, are you sure that's not what you are thinking of?
>>215566571>More than one paragraph means it's AIHoly zoomer nigger faggot
>>215566438>get wand disarmed>enemy goes to load up an avada kadavra>draw your trusty 1911 and blast him between the eyes before he can finish the words because youve got the fastest hands in the eastGet fukt
>>2155669484chan threads? this is pure coworker trash and even the replies are coworkercorevery feminine(see:failed male) energy
>>215567205that happens all the time
>>215566557Is a school of crazy people teaching high science to kids that allow them to create giant fire balls, there is no magic
>>215567256No it was a video, I think she was sitting on a bench
>>215566438>>215567277>You aren’t looking at it–you’re looking at a picture of it.this REEKS of chatGPT
>>215567949It's an old pasta newfag, also bots use — not –.
>>215566674This. Also reminder that in the books Voldemort accidentally kills himself. Harry doesn’t even play a part in it.
>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE MAGIC IS REAL AND I GET TO GO TO A MAGIC SCHOOL AND LEARN MAGIC>...damn this nerdy bitch bitch is always studying and reading, and learning spells here in this magic school castle??
>>215566438>You aren’t looking at it–you’re looking at a picture of it.You still get petrified retard.
>>215568657Let's just eat candy and play sportsball!
>>215566438Funnily enough, it's mentioned exactly ONCE in the entire series that the reason why no one in the wizarding world uses commonplace devices is because technology breaks when near too much magic.
>>215566438This isn't a terrible take, the whole point of Harry is that he was introduced to the wizard world much later than most, his power should have been his knowledge and experience with technology, it would give him an edge over the insular wizard community
>>215566571this is fucking old copypasta you FUCKING IDIOT.
>>215566571You're so pathetic lol
>>215568830iirc, a gun being used is also talked about with Sirrus being confronted near some sewer(before ol arry met him) and I swear it was mentioned they were very dangerous to wizards and shit.
>>215566708
>>215566571Based retard
>>215565221remember when molly weasley hit bellatrix lestrange with stupify then fucking exploded herlike goddamn just hit her with the avada kedavra the explosion thing is so much more brutal
>>215566571This, desu.
>>215569159THATS MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCHimagine all the baseding in the theatre during that part
>>215569202xd imagin if shejust killed him then
>>215566438I got unironic literal chills down my spine just from reading this.
>>215566571BASEDLook at all the faggot failed males and their coworker tier replies to "own" you. Pure fat chick syndrome but theyre dudes like this
>>215568861He came from a middle class family and given fuck all by them I don't believe he would really have any useful technological information to bring to the wizard world
>>215569202>>215569227Doesn't the curse need actual killing intent to work?
>>215568650>Harry doesn’t even play a part in it.Apart from being the one person that can face Voldemort and know that there's an outside chance that everything has worked out just so that his own murder spell will deflect back at him, that Voldemort will be too blinded by his rage and hubris to even consider a different approach this time, and is willing to gamble his own life on that chance (since he'd already willingly gone to what seemed like certain death before).
