Did people really pay for shitty softcore porn back then?
>>215565637In reality they'd both be reading the standard Big 'Uns.
those 'uns dont look all that big to me
>>215565669Based tard
Yes. The before times. The dark ages.
>>215565669They should have swapped them desu for the gagbut seeing as they had to make sure to give the black guy the black only mag, they were probably afraid to promote race mixing at the moment
>>215565804Don't blame me for black women being the least desired female partners.
>>215565804They should have made black bigums a morbidly obese white chick and the blacks would laugh twice as hard
>>215565852They're actually the most desired followed by Asian women.
>>215565852>>215565875East Asian women and White women seem to swap the top spot depending on which group you ask. Most put white women at the top, white men put Asian women at the top.
>>215565898And black women are always at the bottom. Even with black men.
>>215565925With Black women being the one group to place black men above white men.
>>215565898But what about horizontal parts?
>>215565852Mind you you're saying shit like this when this is what the teenaged daughter looked like on that very same show.
>>215565852You're delusional.
>>215565637I found my dad's old Playboy while cleaning out the garage and there's like, 95% articles about politics, the world, economics, and general interests (cars, sports, etc), 3% ads, and then 2% pin-ups. A couple of cartoons in there, too.
>>215565637>Back thenGatcha games are a billion dollar industry right the fuck now anon.
>>215565985Playboy were for secret gay guys that just wanted to read articles.
>>215565898>white men put Asian women at the top.No, that's only losers who can't get white women, or who have fallen for the third world, anti-white propaganda. There's a massive push from china and russia to push racial conflict, feminism and miscegenation in the west, for the sake of weakening western power and influence, and make people think shitholes like russia and china are "trad", and a lot of loser men seem to fall for it.
>>215565985Penthouse was the real kino
>>215565970Most teenage white women aren't that bad, but then they eventually become older white women who fuck up the society they live in.
You young kids will never know the struggles we had to go through for a solid fap.We had to hide magazines in our rooms, hoping to god our mothers wouldn't accidentally find it and flick through a porn magazine with jizz stains on it and pagea that were stuck together. There was not just typing in whatever perverted thing got you off and fapping to it in HD with a fast forward or rewind button.
>>215565822It would have been a funny sight gag if they were swapped, but I think the joke that there's specifically a "Black Big 'Uns" is pretty good in itself. Almost like the 30 Rock joke about Black Fraiser.
>>215566042>white men like Asian women because white women have been whores>actually it's Russian lies trying to gaslight you into thinking brown people are bad What
>>215565985Because playboy always advertised itself as a gentlemans magazine. It's basically the same as GQ but with naked chicks. Penthouse and Hustler were the choice if you just wanted something to wank to.
>>215566218>HustlerThey made the best pornkino of 90s-mid00s, everything else was downhill.
>>215565637we got our porn from the porn bush by the rec center
>>215566207Yeah true. They had several options and none of them were bad.
>>215565985>3% adsIt was like 73% near the end. After grabbing the full set and going through a bunch, the first third or even half of the magazine in the 2000s was all ads and no naked women anywhere.
>>215565822it's already pretty funny black big 'uns exists in the first place
>>215565637Yeah, not even that long ago really. Back in the early 2000s when I was in middle school I'd ride my bike down to the gas station to pick up some soda and candy after school and there'd usually be like three or four construction workers on their lunch break lined up at the counter buying porn mags. Pissed one of the store clerks off because she'd see me ogling the porn mags they were carrying like they were some kind of ancient treasure.
>>215565637Playboy did at one point have legit good articles from renowned writers and the nude girls was nice. This was before my time but it was a proper magazine with the added benefit of nudity.
>>215566471meanwhile little timmy bikes home to check out german scat webrings while eating his chips
the true porno mag life hack was you would check barnes and nobles dumpster at night (if you lived nearby) and there would be tons of ripped-cover porn mags and video game mags for the taking
>>215566042Show me your titties roasty toasty
>>215565822>They should have swapped them desu for the gagThat's literally what they do
>>215566559nice a.i buddy!
>>215566153>The new Sears Catalogue is here!!!!
>>215566499No, this was the early 2000s so little Timmy rode his bike home to watch really crappy and poorly animated flash porn videos and games on Newgrounds on the family computer while mom and dad were out
>>215565637There was also hardcore stuff and tapes but yes, how else would you get porn?Even later with 56k you couldn't have this constant stream that you get today, you had to wait for pictures to load building up anticipation.It was much better for your sex drive.
>>215566153I had a POG maker and would stamp the best T&A out of Victoria's Secret catalogues and keep them all in one of these bad boys.
>>215566559race relations restored
these days you have furries taking out loans to commission man-made horrors beyond human comprehension
>>215567050The stuff was so poor quality back then that I improvised a cheater box on my big ass wood television and just had the porn channel on like 24/7
>>215566207>It would have been a funny sight gag if they were swappedYou dumbfuckers haven't even seen the episode. God, I fucking hate the stupid fucking dimwit larpers here.
>>215566559a more unified time
>>215565985Better than finding your dad's tijuana polaroids.
>>215566499sarr
>states all starting to enforce age verification on porn siteswe had a good run but it’s probably for the best
>>215565637For me its Gigantic Asses
>>215566153>come home from school>room cleaned>can't be sure if I left magazine where it's now
>>215567809Best hiding spot I ever found was inside the liner of my gym bag's base.
>>215565637I just used my imagination back then. Now I can't cum unless I am humping something
I remember as soon as I turned 18 my vest friend took me to the gas station so I could buy a dozen porno magsgood times
>>215567809>Room cleaned>Cum sock is replaced under the bed with a roll of paper towels
>>215568399One time I was gooning hardcore on webcam as a youngin on Yahoo chat and I turn around to see my mom watching me do it I dunno how long she was there for. She looked kinda mad but I dunno. I used to lay in bed and jerk off bewide her And one time after a shower I pushed her into the bed and went inside her
>>215565637Yes, because believe it or not it wasn't natural behavior to immediately jump into trans-racial incest fart porn , like everyone under the age of like 30 is into now because they were left alone on the internet as 12 year olds and discovered 4chan and porn sites at large and immediately feel in whatever fringe degenerate fetish that became normalized within a few years.Even "hardcore" porn was extremely vanilla stuff like the poolboy cleaning the lady's pool, pizza delivery dude with extra sausage, and no choking ot slapping or calling people "daddy" shit like you see in what zoomers consider normal porn now.Softcore movies were extremely kino as well, mostly French stuff that would air on terrestrial TV on weekends past midnight. That's also when you'd see the fully Rated R versions of movies like Total Recall so you'd finally see the legendary babe with three tits.and we didn't have much porn in the woods, plenty of porn in the back of dusty parking lots though.
>>215567809>>215566153>have VHS porn tapes>decide to resume where I left the movie off last time>tape plays from a different part in the moviefor zoomers who may not know, VHS and also cassette tapes would just stop whenever and wherever you stopped them and wouldn't "reset" which is why most rental places had the meme of asking its customers to always rewind its movies to the starting points before returning the tapes.It was actually really useful technology if you had to stop a movie halfway to go do something and would want to pick up where you left it off at a alter time or other day.The implication here is that someone else watched your porn tape, as the playback started somewhere else than where you last left it.
>>215565637yeah because you couldn't just load up hot bitches on your phone at any second of the day believe it or not
Why is Married With Children so comfy? It's such a low hanging fruit show, obviously written for the lowest common denominator, the constant crowd interference borders on the absurd at times, they'll just drag out a shitty joke for a full minute because the crowd is going wild because Al did something moderately guy like.But yet I like it, and I kind of like it the dumber it got. The show jumping the shark kind of only made it comfier
>>215568622It's written for the fuys who were tired of sappy sweet 80s sitcoms where families got along and everything turned out okayIn that respect it was refreshing
Childhood is idolizing Al BundyAdulthood is realizing Marcy D'arcy was the based one.
>>215565822>They should have swapped them desu for the gagWatch the show, retard.
>>215565898>white men put Asian women at the top.Yeah. On 4chan(read:reddit).
>>215568446this sounds like me and my grandmom
>>215566106No you idiot. That's jews that do that.Get with the program.
>>215568756Tell us more
>>215568708Marcy was a retard.
>>215566559We overcame
>>215565637I feel bad that kids today will never come across porn while playing in the woods. I found hustlers and a 6 pack of mad dog in my woods as a youngin
>>215568776based /pol/tard
>>215568810I saw extremely questionable and very very bad things on kazaa and limewire as a kid
>>215566153I'm not that old but everyone found porn mags in the woods when I was a kid.
>>215565985Velvet and club were the underground mags in school.
>>215568917and in the woods with the magazines there you wouldn't ever see anything of that nature, just a bunch of 27 year old naked ladies.
>>215568922Santa Coom
>>215566218Esquire had some cheesecake illustrations.
>>215568917when I was 15 I searched for 15yo porn on dc++ thankfully I got no results
>>215567092Bangbus trailers on real media. Simone, trinity, nyomi marcela.
>>215567103A scrapbook? Why the pog?
>>215565637
>>215568399humiliation ritual.
>>215568622Unhappily ever after was the secret sequel. Tiffany Malloy beats Kelly bundy.
>>215568708Adulthood is realizing Mandy D'arcy was the based one.
>>215568722>retard fell for the baithow new
>>215569131The vr episode with her niece was a classic. She reminded me of Alyssa milano.
>>215565637Before the widespread availability of hardcore internet porn, you mean? Yes.
>>215566153I stole a bunch of porn mags from my friends dad and I used to find the spread eagled pics and make a slit in the pussy with a pair of scissors and then stick my dick through until the paper tore, like I was a giant raping tiny women until they got obliterated by cock
>>215569128Yes, that is what masturbation is.
>>215568825That’s the joke, you retarded /pol/whiner
Yes. but most of it was more hardcore. or spread pussy.granted. most of us young folk found them in the woods all wet
>>215569499yes i know that you retarded whiner whiner
>>215566153My mom never cleaned my room past like, age 10, I had to clean it myself as part of my ordinary responsibilities. That did make it easier to have privacy once I got old enough to start looking for smut. But she would sometimes randomly come into my room and just start looking around, making sure I was keeping it clean basically. Hated it, even though she never like flipped the mattress or felt under the bed it still felt like a prison search. I was very paranoid and thought up extremely elaborate hiding places. I only had 3 magazines that I managed to smuggle home. I kept them in one of those yellow envelopes with the little metal folding dealies to keep them shut, and I taped it to the underside of my middle desk drawer, which was slightly recessed so there wouldn't be any drag pulling it or the drawer below out. I kept this drawer pretty lightly filled, so it was easy to pull all the way out, dump the contents, then untape the envelope to get at the mags. I only did this maybe once every week to two weeks because I had so little privacy at home. Getting a computer completely revolutionized porn for me. It became so easy I almost lost all sense of caution.
I love whales
>>215565985My dad had vintage PBs from 1973 to 1984. he tried to give them to me once but I said no. he died shortly after (no connection)
>>215569751>d’ass
>>215569875Is that really what white people are meant to like now? holy moly
>>215566559Pre Obama America wasn't perfect, but man I miss it.
>>215569725Fucking light yagami over here.
Was "finding a stash of porn in the woods" really such a ubiquitous thing?I could see it happening if you were actively raiding hobo camps, but just going for a walk with your buddies? It seems like literally every gen X/millennial had it happen. There's no way that many copies of Hustler were just floating around.
>>215569947Was normal when i was a kid. normally all soggy and buried in some plastic bag etc.
>>215569947Yeah, usually they were someone having to get rid of their stash and too embarrassed to put them in the trash but occasionally some would have been shoplifted and then dumped
>>215569947If your parents didn't allow friends over or you didn't have your own room, there might be a random spot in your neighborhood where you could hangout after-school. Latchkey kids and juvenile delinquent who had some access to contraband would aquire it and then trade it to other friends.
>>215570067A third place is a concept that is unknown about but essential. A friend's backyard could turn into the defacto spot to hangout and every type of individual could hang there.
>>215569751Cherokee has a unique ass I'll give you that, the kind you don't need to be an obese bitch to have.All in all, I'm exhausted by ass worship culture. I'm waiting for the 80s blonde bimbo culture to make a comeback.
>>215569875ASS
>>215569875that's her family Name. It's Cherokee d'Ass
>>215570221same. and it's been coming back
>>215565637>back thenPeople pay for xxx fanart every day on twitter even now. Lots of artists were on suicide watch when AI art finally got good
>>215569947Hanging out in the woods at 3-7pm was a normal occurrence for children at the time. The 'woods' would usually be some place near a park off the path or developed land outside of the suburbs. You'd have younger kids going there during the day and teens going in the evening/night to smoke weed, drink beer, or fuck around
>>215566042>pushes racial conflict ITT>says it's other groups doing it
>>215570312Cute girls where kept under constant supervision and not allowed to stay at a friend's house or to go anywhere without an adult present till their 18. Some guy friends could also not go anywhere till they were 18 or even walk home from school. The biggest danger was latchkey kids fighting you not strangers.
>>215568956>clubMah nigga. Eventually they started including CDs with content in the bag with the mag
>>215570477That was after my time, I wish there was a download or torrent to get the 00s version of those mags. Gauge and Sylvia saint stand out.
>>215565637>big 'uns vs black big 'unsSo /tv/, which one are you reading?
>>215565637Yes, and they were much better off. When this is all people had they weren't coom brained and porn rotten to the point of being unrecognizable. Take us back. Ban pornography.
>>215570436This reads like a zoomer larping as a boomer again
>>215569161I don't think you need any more practice "pretending" to be retarded
>>215569129How good is Not-Kevin Costner?
>>215570570There are torrents for those, you just have to know what to search for. There are megatorrents for each girl by her name, megatorrents by studio name, and by movie title if you want that. Private trackers usually have a filter for magazines but even on free trackers you can work out the keywords
>>215570684Nope, the real world is like that even now. You have overprotective parents that will helicopter around you and micromanage your life till you are 18 and you have parents that will let you have sleepovers.
>>215570703He is the fucking best! It's hard to work against a fluffy bunny voiced by bobcat goldwaith but he did it for several seasons.
>>215569751I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't
>>215570844
>>215570844My above average white penis wouldnt even reach it to the hole in that nasty brown flubber shit. and I am glad
>>215565822it was appropriate for the timethere'd be <X> and then there'd be a derivative <Black X> specifically targeting Black Americans
>>215570844Absolutely disgusting
>>215570736Fuck paying or groveling for an invite to private trackers.
>>215570238fyi their asses are so big because they haven't shit out all their poop so it moves from the low intestines to the ass.If those women pooped all the way they would have giant Dumbo flaps where there ass should be
>>215570844Italia. blue or misty stone.
>>215570871You literally just push the ass to the side you fucking virgin
>>215568789based
>>215565822Reading to deep anon. The joke is that they're an al of every race with their own race equivalent. Swapping would have been kino though
>>215567103My brother, I ABSOLUTELY know that feelIncredible somebody else was doing that shit
>>215570986>they haven't shit out all their poop so it moves from the low intestines to the ass.fucked up if true
>>215570975Did you only read half of that very short post?
>>215571090Is milk cap the generic term for it?
>>215567103>>215571090So you made Pogs into PAWGs?
I remember getting yelled at by a cashier as a kid reading through nudie mags in the back with my friend
>>215571139I have never found torrents for mags from the 00s in the pirate bay years ago.
>>215571020not a virgin. but i'll pass on the fat blek women. lulnow that i think of it. I have only fucked thin white women. one was semi chubby
>>215570871Here's more your speed
>>215571158Barnes and Noble would seal all the magazines to prevent browsing and ensuring a purchase.
>>215570736How would I be able to get German nudist magazines from the 80s
>>215571175Yeah, fucking a fat bitch isn't worth it. You are likely to get shit on you if you do her doggy style and her face will be ugly so missionary is out tooMud butt makes me no nut
Back in 1988, a bunch of us kids pooled our money to give one of the guys’ older brothers $30 to buy a Hustler for us.It was an early lesson in the inflationary pressures of the black market.
>>215571183Just a petite thin white girl or latina type of guy here. flat tummy and hip bones :)
>>215571185I think some were sealed but most weren't at the corner store
>>215571185They do that because of obscenity law. It’s technically illegal to ship porn over state lines but it isn’t porn if you can’t see it.
>>215571283No he's right. In many places they used tricks to stop people from perusing those mags in the store. Even in stores where you could open it they would sometimes have security who were trained to approach you and tell you buy it or put it down, almost as soon as you picked it up.
>>215571170Git gud>>215571204>find the name of said mag>search archives>find links for the entire series of printslazy mode>ask on /r/ or browse /t/
>>215571448Is nordvpn going to hide me
>>215571448Archives meaning torrent archives, but yeah you can search those boards' archives too I suppose
I bought the newstand speacials that were entirely just pictures. No articles or ads
>>215571626I liked the articles.
>>215571775You're one sick fuck you know that?
>>215571448Is that some random magazines? Im looking for velvet and club from the 00s. Is that even pirate bay?
>>215565637the show was woke and political
>>215571443Anon it’s okay to be ignorant but once you reject correct information you become retarded. Sometimes non-porn magazines will ship in opaque plastic if the legal department thinks the cover is too risqué, to prevent possibly tripping obscenity law. Because obscenity law just requires that someone sees something and decides it is obscene.
>>215571900don't ruin the show for me.
>>215567341>>states allJust the cucked ones.
>>215572014florida does pornhub xhamster etc. not much of a coomer but xnxx always does the rare deed
>>215571903>sperging this hard>being this wrong>thinking the whole world is america>trying to have le nerdy mic drip momentYeah I'm thinking you need to go back.
>>215572058America is the world.You are third world.
>>215565637Yes, when I was a kid I went to my father's worksite once and was left in the kitchen area. I went through some of the drawers and one was dedicated to skin magazines like those, the dudes working there literally had a goon chest for their lunch breaks.
>>215572288Third world is a designation used for alliance with capitalist nations. You mean developing nations, dummy kun.
>>215571233He could have ripped you off and taught you an even worse lesson.
The whales...
>>215571926this is the showrunner btw
>>215565637BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MAKE US BUY BEERUGLY WOMEN MAKE US DRINK BEERBased Al Bundy
Remember when the neighbor was a superspy? Think that the karma tv show stole it from this.
>>215571900media literacy
>>215565637the internet hardly existed outside academic and government institutions when married with children ran
>>215565637i got hard as rock from the shitty softcore porn flicks that ran on tv here saturday night
>>215565985There was an ancient article in Penthouse about Trump where they shit talk him hard. I read it when I was like 14 and have never forgotten it. It talks about how he never fit in amongst NYC elite and nobody liked his boorish ass
>>215565822Wow, a terminally-online schizo incel zoomer tries to make sense of the past using his compromised brain. lol, it was nothing like that. Show was co-created by a black guy anyway.
>>215565985You want Swank.
>>215574581There is multiple articles about him being an outcast in ny social scene. He first bought his way in with the skating rink in central park.
>>215572349Shut up you brown thirdieYou should be using your internet to figure how to dig a well or make fire
>>215568399Kekd and checked. Did this actually happen? If so your mom is pretty fucking cool. My mom caught me and my friend once looking at a jc penny catalog, I was so scared she was gonna get mad but she just took the catalog from us, skimmed through it then just rolled her eyes and scoffed and put the magazine back on the coffee table. Never said anything.
>>215572349Oh, you’re brown. Got it.No, they are not shipping magazines from America to your shithole in opaque plastic so you browns can’t read them without paying. They have already been paid for them. They don’t care if your shithole corner market can sell them or not. It’s entirely due to obscenity law that makes it technically illegal to ship pornography at all, but, the loophole is if you can’t see it you can’t apply “the miller test,” which is looking at something and saying “yerp, das obscenity.” People in the US commonly get busted for importing porn because other countries don’t have a law requiring pornographic materials be shipped in opaque packaging.
heh
for me, it was the anatomy section in an illustrated encyclopedia. I'm only 27 btw
>>215572947weird. never knew. grew up watching the shoe since it was on Fox every night. glad they havent made some cringe remake of it
>>215574751retard fell for the b8lmao
>>215574953Hi 27, I'm Tom!
>>215574822>>215574929You dummies get corrected about a political term and start speging out over it. It doesn't paint you in the kindest light if you are this insufferable in real life.
We had a book in our house called Everywoman. It had illustrations of sex positions. You made do with whatever back then. A tiny photo of a woman in a bikini from a magazine. It was no worse than having proper porn
>>215574967They did, it was unhappily ever after and it was fucking hilarious and hot.
>>215572349Not to shit up your ass, but third world were those unaligned with either the Soviet Union or the USA.
>>215575219Your right, I misspoke. They are still wrong and hope they will accept their ignorance as gracefully as I have.
>>215568708>Jefferson was the based oneftfy
>>215575174Oh, you are just going to wait for some christians to visit your village and build you a well? ShameGuess you have more time to learn more english
>>215575303Tell me how based it is that trump is copying up to Netanyahu.
>>215572718He was probably hoping for a repeat purchase. As it is that one magazine lasted five of for the next 4 years, and became progressively more ratfucked and dog eared as time went by, eventually losing the cover and several pages.Kind of like the Brotherhood Of The Jizz Stained Porno.It was pretty grim, but we didn't have the option for better. Kids today don't know how good they have it. None of you can imagine what it was like to have to wait for your week with the communal timeshare porno, and then receive it sometimes literally still damp from the previous guy.
>>215575368>Tell me how based it is that trump is copying up to Netanyahu.Said the mono brained esl
>>215566106Ah you're a whiny nigger. Gotcha.
>>215575284This
>>215575642Eeewww!!!! But I do understand.
>>215575642That’s how the AIDS epidemic really started.
>>215574988Fucking kys you useless little lying newfag 12 year old nigger lover
>>215565637>pay for shitty softcore pornLet me tell you about gen z and millennials
>>215565985Honestly, looking back, the articles were interesting. Just like looking at old news or movie magazines, it was a snapshot of the time from a certain group of people. And Playboy and Penthouse went after subjects regular mags did not go into.Still upset my mom had my dad toss them all out when I was away at college. He had a whole run. Those things are worth money and collectible.
>>215574988lol
>>215568565Ha. I remember I would always keep an eye on the timer watching my dad's porn vhs tapes so I always rewound them to the same time.He actually had a tape of Debbie Does Dallas.
>>215576180My friend had me on lookout while we watched a vhs but it got stuck and he had to carefully pull it out and then rewind the tape into the vhs.
>>215569947>a stashI found 3 magazines throughout my childhood in the 90s, if you'd call that a stash.and it wasn't always the woods a lot of times it was in the back of parking lots or on the ground near dumpstersthat's mostly how you'd get rid of your porn if you didn't want the risk of your mom going through the trash or some kid knocking the trash over and a racoon getting into it and now you've got porn all over the driveway.also some people would just have porn mags and/or naked chicks on whatever as decorations like in the back of convenience stores and restaurants the manager's office more often than not had some naked chick of the month as a calendar and porn magazines here and there or something like playing cards where it's all a bunch of semi-naked chicksand in covenience stores you could just pick up most nude & porn magazines as well as those true crime ones and just start reading them, the one guy working the registers at most would be like "hey now" if he even noticed you
>>215574942I want to be a part of NO MA'AM
>>215571158same, but then I'd just go to one of the 8 other places where they sell magazines and try again later.>>215571185some here were sealed but others weren't. Same with most magazines in general something like PC Gamer magazine had the demo disc of the month within the sealed magazine.
>>215565792It refers to their tranny cocks.
When almost had one whole thread without talking about trannies but then this retard showed up.
>>215576423God I'd forgotten about demo disks. Played the Tony hawk pro skater one for days straight. And it was only 2 min of the first level. Good times
>>215577143Nta, but the first mags i found were thrown out by the side of the road. It was tranny porn
>>215577197I watched the squaresoft demo disc that came with vagrant story. Watched the chrono cross and played front mission 3 plenty of times.
>>215577303Didn't ask.
>>215565637Hiring a whore was big NO in 1980s-1990s. Everybody are scared of AIDS.Condoms were for gays.Anal sex was only gays.
>>215577493You mentioned trannies. If you didn't want to talk about them you shouldn't have talked about them.The tranny mags was pretty much what you would expect a tranny to look like even all rhose years ago
Didn't Pamela Anderson cameo as his wife once?
>>215565822Where da white women at
>>215569799I'm sorry to hear about what happened to Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
>>215565637People today are paying for much more money over lewd photos (not even nudes or porn) of ugly fat trannies
>>215566153Don't forget about VHS porn too (later dvd) which we couldn't watch unless our parents and our brothers/sisters were away and since having your own tv with video player at your room wasn't the norm for everyone
>>215565637>back thenHave you been living under a rock? Most OF whores just post Instagram tier thirstraps and make money from it
