Did people really pay for shitty softcore porn back then?
>>215565637In reality they'd both be reading the standard Big 'Uns.
those 'uns dont look all that big to me
>>215565669Based tard
Yes. The before times. The dark ages.
>>215565669They should have swapped them desu for the gagbut seeing as they had to make sure to give the black guy the black only mag, they were probably afraid to promote race mixing at the moment
>>215565804Don't blame me for black women being the least desired female partners.
>>215565804They should have made black bigums a morbidly obese white chick and the blacks would laugh twice as hard
>>215565852They're actually the most desired followed by Asian women.
>>215565852>>215565875East Asian women and White women seem to swap the top spot depending on which group you ask. Most put white women at the top, white men put Asian women at the top.
>>215565898And black women are always at the bottom. Even with black men.
>>215565925With Black women being the one group to place black men above white men.
>>215565898But what about horizontal parts?
>>215565852Mind you you're saying shit like this when this is what the teenaged daughter looked like on that very same show.
>>215565852You're delusional.
>>215565637I found my dad's old Playboy while cleaning out the garage and there's like, 95% articles about politics, the world, economics, and general interests (cars, sports, etc), 3% ads, and then 2% pin-ups. A couple of cartoons in there, too.
>>215565637>Back thenGatcha games are a billion dollar industry right the fuck now anon.
>>215565985Playboy were for secret gay guys that just wanted to read articles.
>>215565898>white men put Asian women at the top.No, that's only losers who can't get white women, or who have fallen for the third world, anti-white propaganda. There's a massive push from china and russia to push racial conflict, feminism and miscegenation in the west, for the sake of weakening western power and influence, and make people think shitholes like russia and china are "trad", and a lot of loser men seem to fall for it.
>>215565985Penthouse was the real kino
>>215565970Most teenage white women aren't that bad, but then they eventually become older white women who fuck up the society they live in.
You young kids will never know the struggles we had to go through for a solid fap.We had to hide magazines in our rooms, hoping to god our mothers wouldn't accidentally find it and flick through a porn magazine with jizz stains on it and pagea that were stuck together. There was not just typing in whatever perverted thing got you off and fapping to it in HD with a fast forward or rewind button.
>>215565822It would have been a funny sight gag if they were swapped, but I think the joke that there's specifically a "Black Big 'Uns" is pretty good in itself. Almost like the 30 Rock joke about Black Fraiser.
>>215566042>white men like Asian women because white women have been whores>actually it's Russian lies trying to gaslight you into thinking brown people are bad What
>>215565985Because playboy always advertised itself as a gentlemans magazine. It's basically the same as GQ but with naked chicks. Penthouse and Hustler were the choice if you just wanted something to wank to.
>>215566218>HustlerThey made the best pornkino of 90s-mid00s, everything else was downhill.
>>215565637we got our porn from the porn bush by the rec center
>>215566207Yeah true. They had several options and none of them were bad.
>>215565985>3% adsIt was like 73% near the end. After grabbing the full set and going through a bunch, the first third or even half of the magazine in the 2000s was all ads and no naked women anywhere.
>>215565822it's already pretty funny black big 'uns exists in the first place
>>215565637Yeah, not even that long ago really. Back in the early 2000s when I was in middle school I'd ride my bike down to the gas station to pick up some soda and candy after school and there'd usually be like three or four construction workers on their lunch break lined up at the counter buying porn mags. Pissed one of the store clerks off because she'd see me ogling the porn mags they were carrying like they were some kind of ancient treasure.
>>215565637Playboy did at one point have legit good articles from renowned writers and the nude girls was nice. This was before my time but it was a proper magazine with the added benefit of nudity.
>>215566471meanwhile little timmy bikes home to check out german scat webrings while eating his chips
the true porno mag life hack was you would check barnes and nobles dumpster at night (if you lived nearby) and there would be tons of ripped-cover porn mags and video game mags for the taking
>>215566042Show me your titties roasty toasty
>>215565822>They should have swapped them desu for the gagThat's literally what they do
>>215566559nice a.i buddy!
>>215566153>The new Sears Catalogue is here!!!!
>>215566499No, this was the early 2000s so little Timmy rode his bike home to watch really crappy and poorly animated flash porn videos and games on Newgrounds on the family computer while mom and dad were out
>>215565637There was also hardcore stuff and tapes but yes, how else would you get porn?Even later with 56k you couldn't have this constant stream that you get today, you had to wait for pictures to load building up anticipation.It was much better for your sex drive.
>>215566153I had a POG maker and would stamp the best T&A out of Victoria's Secret catalogues and keep them all in one of these bad boys.
>>215566559race relations restored
these days you have furries taking out loans to commission man-made horrors beyond human comprehension
>>215567050The stuff was so poor quality back then that I improvised a cheater box on my big ass wood television and just had the porn channel on like 24/7
>>215566207>It would have been a funny sight gag if they were swappedYou dumbfuckers haven't even seen the episode. God, I fucking hate the stupid fucking dimwit larpers here.
>>215566559a more unified time
>>215565985Better than finding your dad's tijuana polaroids.
>>215566499sarr
>states all starting to enforce age verification on porn siteswe had a good run but it’s probably for the best
>>215565637For me its Gigantic Asses
>>215566153>come home from school>room cleaned>can't be sure if I left magazine where it's now
>>215567809Best hiding spot I ever found was inside the liner of my gym bag's base.
>>215565637I just used my imagination back then. Now I can't cum unless I am humping something
I remember as soon as I turned 18 my vest friend took me to the gas station so I could buy a dozen porno magsgood times
>>215567809>Room cleaned>Cum sock is replaced under the bed with a roll of paper towels
>>215568399One time I was gooning hardcore on webcam as a youngin on Yahoo chat and I turn around to see my mom watching me do it I dunno how long she was there for. She looked kinda mad but I dunno. I used to lay in bed and jerk off bewide her And one time after a shower I pushed her into the bed and went inside her
>>215565637Yes, because believe it or not it wasn't natural behavior to immediately jump into trans-racial incest fart porn , like everyone under the age of like 30 is into now because they were left alone on the internet as 12 year olds and discovered 4chan and porn sites at large and immediately feel in whatever fringe degenerate fetish that became normalized within a few years.Even "hardcore" porn was extremely vanilla stuff like the poolboy cleaning the lady's pool, pizza delivery dude with extra sausage, and no choking ot slapping or calling people "daddy" shit like you see in what zoomers consider normal porn now.Softcore movies were extremely kino as well, mostly French stuff that would air on terrestrial TV on weekends past midnight. That's also when you'd see the fully Rated R versions of movies like Total Recall so you'd finally see the legendary babe with three tits.and we didn't have much porn in the woods, plenty of porn in the back of dusty parking lots though.
>>215567809>>215566153>have VHS porn tapes>decide to resume where I left the movie off last time>tape plays from a different part in the moviefor zoomers who may not know, VHS and also cassette tapes would just stop whenever and wherever you stopped them and wouldn't "reset" which is why most rental places had the meme of asking its customers to always rewind its movies to the starting points before returning the tapes.It was actually really useful technology if you had to stop a movie halfway to go do something and would want to pick up where you left it off at a alter time or other day.The implication here is that someone else watched your porn tape, as the playback started somewhere else than where you last left it.
>>215565637yeah because you couldn't just load up hot bitches on your phone at any second of the day believe it or not
Why is Married With Children so comfy? It's such a low hanging fruit show, obviously written for the lowest common denominator, the constant crowd interference borders on the absurd at times, they'll just drag out a shitty joke for a full minute because the crowd is going wild because Al did something moderately guy like.But yet I like it, and I kind of like it the dumber it got. The show jumping the shark kind of only made it comfier
>>215568622It's written for the fuys who were tired of sappy sweet 80s sitcoms where families got along and everything turned out okayIn that respect it was refreshing
Childhood is idolizing Al BundyAdulthood is realizing Marcy D'arcy was the based one.
>>215565822>They should have swapped them desu for the gagWatch the show, retard.
>>215565898>white men put Asian women at the top.Yeah. On 4chan(read:reddit).
>>215568446this sounds like me and my grandmom
>>215566106No you idiot. That's jews that do that.Get with the program.
>>215568756Tell us more
>>215568708Marcy was a retard.
>>215566559We overcame
>>215565637I feel bad that kids today will never come across porn while playing in the woods. I found hustlers and a 6 pack of mad dog in my woods as a youngin
>>215568776based /pol/tard
>>215568810I saw extremely questionable and very very bad things on kazaa and limewire as a kid
>>215566153I'm not that old but everyone found porn mags in the woods when I was a kid.
>>215565985Velvet and club were the underground mags in school.
>>215568917and in the woods with the magazines there you wouldn't ever see anything of that nature, just a bunch of 27 year old naked ladies.
>>215568922Santa Coom
>>215566218Esquire had some cheesecake illustrations.
>>215568917when I was 15 I searched for 15yo porn on dc++ thankfully I got no results
>>215567092Bangbus trailers on real media. Simone, trinity, nyomi marcela.
>>215567103A scrapbook? Why the pog?
>>215565637
>>215568399humiliation ritual.
>>215568622Unhappily ever after was the secret sequel. Tiffany Malloy beats Kelly bundy.
>>215568708Adulthood is realizing Mandy D'arcy was the based one.
>>215568722>retard fell for the baithow new
>>215569131The vr episode with her niece was a classic. She reminded me of Alyssa milano.
>>215565637Before the widespread availability of hardcore internet porn, you mean? Yes.
>>215566153I stole a bunch of porn mags from my friends dad and I used to find the spread eagled pics and make a slit in the pussy with a pair of scissors and then stick my dick through until the paper tore, like I was a giant raping tiny women until they got obliterated by cock
>>215569128Yes, that is what masturbation is.
>>215568825That’s the joke, you retarded /pol/whiner
Yes. but most of it was more hardcore. or spread pussy.granted. most of us young folk found them in the woods all wet
>>215569499yes i know that you retarded whiner whiner
>>215566153My mom never cleaned my room past like, age 10, I had to clean it myself as part of my ordinary responsibilities. That did make it easier to have privacy once I got old enough to start looking for smut. But she would sometimes randomly come into my room and just start looking around, making sure I was keeping it clean basically. Hated it, even though she never like flipped the mattress or felt under the bed it still felt like a prison search. I was very paranoid and thought up extremely elaborate hiding places. I only had 3 magazines that I managed to smuggle home. I kept them in one of those yellow envelopes with the little metal folding dealies to keep them shut, and I taped it to the underside of my middle desk drawer, which was slightly recessed so there wouldn't be any drag pulling it or the drawer below out. I kept this drawer pretty lightly filled, so it was easy to pull all the way out, dump the contents, then untape the envelope to get at the mags. I only did this maybe once every week to two weeks because I had so little privacy at home. Getting a computer completely revolutionized porn for me. It became so easy I almost lost all sense of caution.
I love whales
>>215565985My dad had vintage PBs from 1973 to 1984. he tried to give them to me once but I said no. he died shortly after (no connection)
>>215569751>d’ass
>>215569875Is that really what white people are meant to like now? holy moly
>>215566559Pre Obama America wasn't perfect, but man I miss it.
>>215569725Fucking light yagami over here.
Was "finding a stash of porn in the woods" really such a ubiquitous thing?I could see it happening if you were actively raiding hobo camps, but just going for a walk with your buddies? It seems like literally every gen X/millennial had it happen. There's no way that many copies of Hustler were just floating around.
>>215569947Was normal when i was a kid. normally all soggy and buried in some plastic bag etc.
>>215569947Yeah, usually they were someone having to get rid of their stash and too embarrassed to put them in the trash but occasionally some would have been shoplifted and then dumped
>>215569947If your parents didn't allow friends over or you didn't have your own room, there might be a random spot in your neighborhood where you could hangout after-school. Latchkey kids and juvenile delinquent who had some access to contraband would aquire it and then trade it to other friends.
>>215570067A third place is a concept that is unknown about but essential. A friend's backyard could turn into the defacto spot to hangout and every type of individual could hang there.
>>215569751Cherokee has a unique ass I'll give you that, the kind you don't need to be an obese bitch to have.All in all, I'm exhausted by ass worship culture. I'm waiting for the 80s blonde bimbo culture to make a comeback.
>>215569875ASS
>>215569875that's her family Name. It's Cherokee d'Ass
>>215570221same. and it's been coming back
>>215565637>back thenPeople pay for xxx fanart every day on twitter even now. Lots of artists were on suicide watch when AI art finally got good
>>215569947Hanging out in the woods at 3-7pm was a normal occurrence for children at the time. The 'woods' would usually be some place near a park off the path or developed land outside of the suburbs. You'd have younger kids going there during the day and teens going in the evening/night to smoke weed, drink beer, or fuck around
>>215566042>pushes racial conflict ITT>says it's other groups doing it
>>215570312Cute girls where kept under constant supervision and not allowed to stay at a friend's house or to go anywhere without an adult present till their 18. Some guy friends could also not go anywhere till they were 18 or even walk home from school. The biggest danger was latchkey kids fighting you not strangers.
>>215568956>clubMah nigga. Eventually they started including CDs with content in the bag with the mag
>>215570477That was after my time, I wish there was a download or torrent to get the 00s version of those mags. Gauge and Sylvia saint stand out.
>>215565637>big 'uns vs black big 'unsSo /tv/, which one are you reading?
>>215565637Yes, and they were much better off. When this is all people had they weren't coom brained and porn rotten to the point of being unrecognizable. Take us back. Ban pornography.
>>215570436This reads like a zoomer larping as a boomer again
>>215569161I don't think you need any more practice "pretending" to be retarded
>>215569129How good is Not-Kevin Costner?
>>215570570There are torrents for those, you just have to know what to search for. There are megatorrents for each girl by her name, megatorrents by studio name, and by movie title if you want that. Private trackers usually have a filter for magazines but even on free trackers you can work out the keywords
>>215570684Nope, the real world is like that even now. You have overprotective parents that will helicopter around you and micromanage your life till you are 18 and you have parents that will let you have sleepovers.
>>215570703He is the fucking best! It's hard to work against a fluffy bunny voiced by bobcat goldwaith but he did it for several seasons.
>>215569751I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't
>>215570844
>>215570844My above average white penis wouldnt even reach it to the hole in that nasty brown flubber shit. and I am glad
>>215565822it was appropriate for the timethere'd be <X> and then there'd be a derivative <Black X> specifically targeting Black Americans
>>215570844Absolutely disgusting
>>215570736Fuck paying or groveling for an invite to private trackers.
>>215570238fyi their asses are so big because they haven't shit out all their poop so it moves from the low intestines to the ass.If those women pooped all the way they would have giant Dumbo flaps where there ass should be
>>215570844Italia. blue or misty stone.
>>215570871You literally just push the ass to the side you fucking virgin
>>215568789based
>>215565822Reading to deep anon. The joke is that they're an al of every race with their own race equivalent. Swapping would have been kino though
>>215567103My brother, I ABSOLUTELY know that feelIncredible somebody else was doing that shit
>>215570986>they haven't shit out all their poop so it moves from the low intestines to the ass.fucked up if true
>>215570975Did you only read half of that very short post?
>>215571090Is milk cap the generic term for it?
>>215567103>>215571090So you made Pogs into PAWGs?
I remember getting yelled at by a cashier as a kid reading through nudie mags in the back with my friend
>>215571139I have never found torrents for mags from the 00s in the pirate bay years ago.
>>215571020not a virgin. but i'll pass on the fat blek women. lulnow that i think of it. I have only fucked thin white women. one was semi chubby
>>215570871Here's more your speed
>>215571158Barnes and Noble would seal all the magazines to prevent browsing and ensuring a purchase.
>>215570736How would I be able to get German nudist magazines from the 80s
>>215571175Yeah, fucking a fat bitch isn't worth it. You are likely to get shit on you if you do her doggy style and her face will be ugly so missionary is out tooMud butt makes me no nut
Back in 1988, a bunch of us kids pooled our money to give one of the guys’ older brothers $30 to buy a Hustler for us.It was an early lesson in the inflationary pressures of the black market.
>>215571183Just a petite thin white girl or latina type of guy here. flat tummy and hip bones :)
>>215571185I think some were sealed but most weren't at the corner store
>>215571185They do that because of obscenity law. It’s technically illegal to ship porn over state lines but it isn’t porn if you can’t see it.
>>215571283No he's right. In many places they used tricks to stop people from perusing those mags in the store. Even in stores where you could open it they would sometimes have security who were trained to approach you and tell you buy it or put it down, almost as soon as you picked it up.
>>215571170Git gud>>215571204>find the name of said mag>search archives>find links for the entire series of printslazy mode>ask on /r/ or browse /t/
>>215571448Is nordvpn going to hide me
>>215571448Archives meaning torrent archives, but yeah you can search those boards' archives too I suppose
I bought the newstand speacials that were entirely just pictures. No articles or ads
>>215571626I liked the articles.
>>215571775You're one sick fuck you know that?
>>215571448Is that some random magazines? Im looking for velvet and club from the 00s. Is that even pirate bay?
>>215565637the show was woke and political
>>215571443Anon it’s okay to be ignorant but once you reject correct information you become retarded. Sometimes non-porn magazines will ship in opaque plastic if the legal department thinks the cover is too risqué, to prevent possibly tripping obscenity law. Because obscenity law just requires that someone sees something and decides it is obscene.
>>215571900don't ruin the show for me.
>>215567341>>states allJust the cucked ones.
>>215572014florida does pornhub xhamster etc. not much of a coomer but xnxx always does the rare deed
>>215571903>sperging this hard>being this wrong>thinking the whole world is america>trying to have le nerdy mic drip momentYeah I'm thinking you need to go back.
>>215572058America is the world.You are third world.
>>215565637Yes, when I was a kid I went to my father's worksite once and was left in the kitchen area. I went through some of the drawers and one was dedicated to skin magazines like those, the dudes working there literally had a goon chest for their lunch breaks.
>>215572288Third world is a designation used for alliance with capitalist nations. You mean developing nations, dummy kun.
>>215571233He could have ripped you off and taught you an even worse lesson.
The whales...
>>215571926this is the showrunner btw
>>215565637BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MAKE US BUY BEERUGLY WOMEN MAKE US DRINK BEERBased Al Bundy
Remember when the neighbor was a superspy? Think that the karma tv show stole it from this.
>>215571900media literacy
>>215565637the internet hardly existed outside academic and government institutions when married with children ran
>>215565637i got hard as rock from the shitty softcore porn flicks that ran on tv here saturday night
>>215565985There was an ancient article in Penthouse about Trump where they shit talk him hard. I read it when I was like 14 and have never forgotten it. It talks about how he never fit in amongst NYC elite and nobody liked his boorish ass
>>215565822Wow, a terminally-online schizo incel zoomer tries to make sense of the past using his compromised brain. lol, it was nothing like that. Show was co-created by a black guy anyway.
>>215565985You want Swank.
>>215574581There is multiple articles about him being an outcast in ny social scene. He first bought his way in with the skating rink in central park.
>>215572349Shut up you brown thirdieYou should be using your internet to figure how to dig a well or make fire
>>215568399Kekd and checked. Did this actually happen? If so your mom is pretty fucking cool. My mom caught me and my friend once looking at a jc penny catalog, I was so scared she was gonna get mad but she just took the catalog from us, skimmed through it then just rolled her eyes and scoffed and put the magazine back on the coffee table. Never said anything.
>>215572349Oh, you’re brown. Got it.No, they are not shipping magazines from America to your shithole in opaque plastic so you browns can’t read them without paying. They have already been paid for them. They don’t care if your shithole corner market can sell them or not. It’s entirely due to obscenity law that makes it technically illegal to ship pornography at all, but, the loophole is if you can’t see it you can’t apply “the miller test,” which is looking at something and saying “yerp, das obscenity.” People in the US commonly get busted for importing porn because other countries don’t have a law requiring pornographic materials be shipped in opaque packaging.
heh
for me, it was the anatomy section in an illustrated encyclopedia. I'm only 27 btw
>>215572947weird. never knew. grew up watching the shoe since it was on Fox every night. glad they havent made some cringe remake of it
>>215574751retard fell for the b8lmao
>>215574953Hi 27, I'm Tom!
>>215574822>>215574929You dummies get corrected about a political term and start speging out over it. It doesn't paint you in the kindest light if you are this insufferable in real life.
We had a book in our house called Everywoman. It had illustrations of sex positions. You made do with whatever back then. A tiny photo of a woman in a bikini from a magazine. It was no worse than having proper porn
>>215574967They did, it was unhappily ever after and it was fucking hilarious and hot.
>>215572349Not to shit up your ass, but third world were those unaligned with either the Soviet Union or the USA.
>>215575219Your right, I misspoke. They are still wrong and hope they will accept their ignorance as gracefully as I have.
>>215568708>Jefferson was the based oneftfy
>>215575174Oh, you are just going to wait for some christians to visit your village and build you a well? ShameGuess you have more time to learn more english
>>215575303Tell me how based it is that trump is copying up to Netanyahu.
>>215572718He was probably hoping for a repeat purchase. As it is that one magazine lasted five of for the next 4 years, and became progressively more ratfucked and dog eared as time went by, eventually losing the cover and several pages.Kind of like the Brotherhood Of The Jizz Stained Porno.It was pretty grim, but we didn't have the option for better. Kids today don't know how good they have it. None of you can imagine what it was like to have to wait for your week with the communal timeshare porno, and then receive it sometimes literally still damp from the previous guy.
>>215575368>Tell me how based it is that trump is copying up to Netanyahu.Said the mono brained esl
>>215566106Ah you're a whiny nigger. Gotcha.
>>215575284This
>>215575642Eeewww!!!! But I do understand.
>>215575642That’s how the AIDS epidemic really started.
>>215574988Fucking kys you useless little lying newfag 12 year old nigger lover
>>215565637>pay for shitty softcore pornLet me tell you about gen z and millennials
>>215565985Honestly, looking back, the articles were interesting. Just like looking at old news or movie magazines, it was a snapshot of the time from a certain group of people. And Playboy and Penthouse went after subjects regular mags did not go into.Still upset my mom had my dad toss them all out when I was away at college. He had a whole run. Those things are worth money and collectible.
>>215574988lol
>>215568565Ha. I remember I would always keep an eye on the timer watching my dad's porn vhs tapes so I always rewound them to the same time.He actually had a tape of Debbie Does Dallas.
>>215576180My friend had me on lookout while we watched a vhs but it got stuck and he had to carefully pull it out and then rewind the tape into the vhs.
>>215569947>a stashI found 3 magazines throughout my childhood in the 90s, if you'd call that a stash.and it wasn't always the woods a lot of times it was in the back of parking lots or on the ground near dumpstersthat's mostly how you'd get rid of your porn if you didn't want the risk of your mom going through the trash or some kid knocking the trash over and a racoon getting into it and now you've got porn all over the driveway.also some people would just have porn mags and/or naked chicks on whatever as decorations like in the back of convenience stores and restaurants the manager's office more often than not had some naked chick of the month as a calendar and porn magazines here and there or something like playing cards where it's all a bunch of semi-naked chicksand in covenience stores you could just pick up most nude & porn magazines as well as those true crime ones and just start reading them, the one guy working the registers at most would be like "hey now" if he even noticed you
>>215574942I want to be a part of NO MA'AM
>>215571158same, but then I'd just go to one of the 8 other places where they sell magazines and try again later.>>215571185some here were sealed but others weren't. Same with most magazines in general something like PC Gamer magazine had the demo disc of the month within the sealed magazine.
>>215565792It refers to their tranny cocks.
When almost had one whole thread without talking about trannies but then this retard showed up.
>>215576423God I'd forgotten about demo disks. Played the Tony hawk pro skater one for days straight. And it was only 2 min of the first level. Good times
>>215577143Nta, but the first mags i found were thrown out by the side of the road. It was tranny porn
>>215577197I watched the squaresoft demo disc that came with vagrant story. Watched the chrono cross and played front mission 3 plenty of times.
>>215577303Didn't ask.
>>215565637Hiring a whore was big NO in 1980s-1990s. Everybody are scared of AIDS.Condoms were for gays.Anal sex was only gays.
>>215577493You mentioned trannies. If you didn't want to talk about them you shouldn't have talked about them.The tranny mags was pretty much what you would expect a tranny to look like even all rhose years ago
Didn't Pamela Anderson cameo as his wife once?
>>215565822Where da white women at
>>215569799I'm sorry to hear about what happened to Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
>>215565637People today are paying for much more money over lewd photos (not even nudes or porn) of ugly fat trannies
>>215566153Don't forget about VHS porn too (later dvd) which we couldn't watch unless our parents and our brothers/sisters were away and since having your own tv with video player at your room wasn't the norm for everyone
>>215565637>back thenHave you been living under a rock? Most OF whores just post Instagram tier thirstraps and make money from it
>>215567341Bitch, video clubs were asking for your ID to rent porn if you didn't looked old enough. Same with porn magazines.
>>215568458>Even "hardcore" porn was extremely vanilla stuff like the poolboy cleaning the lady's pool, pizza delivery dude with extra sausage, and no choking ot slapping or calling people "daddy" shit like you see in what zoomers consider normal porn now.Beastiality porn with white women having sex with horses and dogs were also common and somehow legal
>>21556563780s kids, serious question-- who the fuck was leaving porn magazines in the woods? Because this happened far too much to be just coincidende.
>>215568458>Yes, because believe it or not it wasn't natural behavior to immediately jump into trans-racial incest fart pornWRONG! Trannies, lesbians and interracial couples were normalized thanks to porn. And guess who owns all porn companies in USA!Even now there are retards who still think that trannies and lesbian irl are sexy just because of porn
>>215568622The characters are iconic and funny (especially the protagonist, Al Bundy) and the show is funny (putting aside the crap you mention that unfortunately is the norm at American sitcom).
>>215568708>Adulthood is realizing Marcy D'arcy was the based one.The actor is lesbian in real life and she didn't invited the actor of Al Bundy at her lesbian marriage because she knew he would make fun of it
>>215571900>the show was wokePartly. At most part it was based. Which is probably why it never got a bluray release.
>>215565637I've never owned physical porn. By the time I was hitting puberty dial-up internet was easily accessible and I could look up whatever I wanted without fear of anyone finding anything. Had to wait until late at night though so no one would know the phone line was tied up. Netzero and Juno trial discs were a fucking godsend.
>>215571183Is that a light-skinned black woman or a latina?
>>215569751I've busted so many nuts from that fucking ass goddamn. Her and Pinky are what got me into black chicks back in the day.
>>215567341Soon you won't be able to use the Internet without ID verification.
>>215578706He kept laughing at her wearing a tuxedo.
>>215565637>camera ad on the White mag>liquor ad on the nigger magnice tough
>>215568825This isn’t Reddit so you’re going to have to be able to understand sarcasm without the hand holding /s at the end of the post.
>>215578547That's different from being asked for ID and to upload a selfie while sitting in your own home
>>215568708I see bitches like this nowadays and I want to lay pipe like a plumber, I don't care how right or wrong they are
>>215576887And trannies looks just as bad back then as they do now. I saw the magazines
>>215575661>resorting to pointing out minor spelling error caused by autocorrect I accept your concession.
>>215579759What? You are and esl because you think and talk like one. Now kill yourself and live in your own country.The internet is for first worlders only
>>215565637For me it's Black Big 'Uns
>>215569799>My dad had vintage PBs from 1973 to 1984. he tried to give them to me once but I said no.wtf is up with retarded boomers thinking some shitty titty mag is worth moneythat shit is freely accessible online
>>215578706>at her lesbian marriageno such thingwhen you take one metal and try to marry it with more of the same metal, you just get more of the same metal you started withyou need two different metals and then you can marry them, like gold and silver, they undergo diffusion bonding and now they cant be separated without damaging the piece
>>215571147milk bottles used to be delivered every morning and they were topped with a thick carboard disk and then something wrapped around thatthe cardboard disk was a universal size so pog just turned trash into treasure
>>215580729Holy shit! Did you look that up? So did they start advertising g on pogs and turn that into a product or was that just a leftover part like fidget spinners?
>>215579120Have you seen Pinky lately?
>>215571864I'm not spoonfeeding you beyond what I said.
>>215565637And why do zoomers pay $100s to onlyfans models who just show them their tits?
>>215578241kek>>215571090>>215571147>>215580729I learned something new today
>>215565637>Big 'UnsThey're c-cups at the very best
>>215581273Based gate keeper.
>>215580839>Have you seen Pinky lately?Yeah, it's a tragedy what happened to her.
>>215582624Misty stone is still holding up.
Yes. There was no other option.Now there are free options, and simps give money to Onlyfans whores.
>>215574581Someone find this
>>215582998Get me an archive of old playboy magazines online first
>>215569913It really is crazy, huh? I got done writing two fucking paragraphs in another thread about it. If you see me say 2008 a lot it was that thread. Already forgot the topic.Even being born in 97, what little I can remember from the mid 2000s is radically different now. Zoomers will have to be shown by their kinfolk how obscene and weird certain modern things are because they don't have the fucking frame of reference. Women aren't supposed to be this way. White people should be thanked for modernity daily. Violence and civil war are ALWAYS options. Just crazy shit we live with. I blame the rich and the jews.
>>215565637Damn, everybody just living in the momentNot a single phone in sightGood times
>>215567341I'm for it because it just cuts down on the amount of porn sites. It's a useless solution because you can just keep finding porn everywhere, but even as a hypocritical coomer, something feels right with xnxx and pornhub not being constantly viewable.I don't think you can outlaw porn and fuck Puritans for trying to not let me objectify and demean women, but porn as a whole is something that shouldn't be popular and we need to stop fucking letting kids have access to anal sex and dp's and gangbangs at fucking 12 years old like what happened to me and most guys these days.
>>215569933lol watching that part of Death Note made me go "oh! I did it first!" and I felt very proud, though his setup was way more tryhard iirc, like he had some kind of boobytrap and a false bottom for his drawer.
>>215583074Both of you are clownshoes. Obama wasnt even that different. Bush started the patriot act which has been used to erode American liberties since then.
>>215566559>>215567104>>215567286>>215568789>>215569913After Lethal Weapon we were so fucking close to eternal racial harmony, but then (((they))) attacked....
>>215583108This is the biggest difference from now to then. Time alone with your thoughts or others just chatting.It's why kids brains are fried and liminal spaces freak them out. Also why creativity is non existing with them. They've never had to sit in a waiting room for hours with nothing to do but invent games with yourself or siblings to keep you entertained. There's so many things phones are fucking with our normal development it's sad.
>>215583164Before I give you the highbrow take, Obama is a fucking black and shouldn't be in charge of a White country let alone the most powerful country on Earth. Not to mention he's a commie/WEF clique.Anyways, back then, the world couldn't have imagined 9/11 being a false flag, or the ra ra America Republican president trying to set in motion the Rape of America. Bush is bad we couldn't have known, but to humans he deceives on his form so it's not as displeasing. Obama, not just the black thing we saw it with Biden, plays the part of opposition so it's readily more disgusting when they're out and about being filthy commies.
>>215583193I grew up without phones and internet and it was dogshhit.you are romanticizing a very droll childhood. Dullards didnt.get creative and invent knew ways to entertain themselves, they got drunk and stared at nothing.
>>215583291I'm sorry you didn't have enough siblings and your parents didn't invest in a snes or boardgames and more family time. I really mean that anon and I'm not being shitty. I wish you had more.
>>215583260Ah, I see. You're fucking stupid. Trump also likes to claim anything that prevents him from exploiting americans is socialist or, god forbid, communist. You are a moron, read a book and stop watching theo von.
>>215583304I had all those things and none satiated my need for mental stimulation till I started reading books. I even started reading because my tv broke down but I dont yearn for that drought of activities ever again.
>>215583260Holy boomer retard. Get off the internet you old faggot.
>>215582654>Misty stone is still holding up.Skyy Black too.
>>215583341Did you ever consider you're not supposed to have that kind of stimulus? Maybe you're supposed to learn to calm your own demons and thoughts and that's what makes you develop into a responsible adult. Maybe that's why everyone's a child still at 35 acting like faggots crying over marvel movies.
>>215583422Dullards are content with menial labor and repetitive, random task. To be slightly intelligent means to crave for more out of life. Not just purpose but passion for greatness.
>>215583497Granted but you obviously get diminishing returns after awhile. Video games or whatever are such a distraction that it pulls you away from said passion. Getting rid of your phone and TV for awhile and writing 1000 pages of a novel is kinda what you have to do right? You don't do it enough and you start to slip. Like anything you gotta train, your brain imcluded.
>>215582624I hope Pinky never gets rid of the panty lines on her butt.>Maybe that's why everyone's a child still at 35 acting like faggots crying over marvel movies.I think a lot of those videos featuring men screaming at movie trailers are fake. It might just be, but I can't imagine screaming like a wild animal at a trailer for MCU sloppa #9000.>>215583390>blackicepassI found one of their videos with Ms Cleo somewhere. Good stuff. Better in 480p than 4K.
>>215565637Most people didn't, actually. Being a goonpig, especially openly, was mocked, as you see in the show. Ever notice how people were more productive and mentally healthy back then?
>>215565637This was before they were fried by hardcore porn midget jewish troon gang bangs
>>215571900Is this AI?
>>215584197>midgetThe Oompa Loompas are getting desperate.
>>215565637Back in the day (around the 2000s) my area still didnt' have access to the internetWhat we had was a public library though, and lots of books that weren't read through before being put on the shelves.I used to go hide behind the shelves and scoured the books for anything I could find. naked cavewomen in encyclopedias, art statues, or any smut I could find. It was you and your hand and imagination against the world back in the day.I eventually wrote and drewmy own smut too. Those were the days
>>215583565You need fun and distraction and chaos. Spontaneity and surprise yourself with adventure. You are not machine men with machine minds.
>>215566559The typa shit MLK dreamed about
>>215565637Being aroused around other men is very gay
>>215585169I'd argue we're pattern recognition machines with human brains and emotions.
>>215574581>rich pure american blooded gentile is scorned by jewish parasitic ratsshocked>inb4 magatardnot even american
>>215565637Even when I was a kid in the 1990s, unless you had access to adult videotapes or magazines, your best bet was to jack off to shitty 10-second clips or pull up pictures. I would have to remember to clear our IE history every time though or my mom would go dig and find out. I remember she kept getting pissed off because we used up the printer's ink cartridges because I printed off pictures to take upstairs to jack off later. One weekend my mom was going to clean my room and I had to get rid of my stash so when they left I went outside and buried it. I don't know why I didn't think to just burn it. But whatever.
Anyone else?Can't even remember how I acquired it.
>>215585400For me or was my mom's workout videos with what's her name in spandex.
>>215585434Alyssa Milano in teen steam?
>>215585471I don't remember but probablynot that, just some aerobics workout thing, I wanna say it was a model though.
>>215585434My parents taped this old movie called Showdown In Little Tokyo where it has this naked chick in it (I heard it was a body double for Tia Carrere), but I wore that tape out jerking off to that hot tub scene.
>>215585497Carmen Electra? Suzanne summers?
>>215565637they still do
>>215569913>Pre ObamaPre-Bush II. Then again, I imagine people who grew up during Jim Crow just to see the CRA devastate American cities inside of a decade probably felt the same.
>>215585400I didn't even have dial up till 1998, before that I made a compilation tape of softcore sex scenes from movies and hot music video scenes to jerk off to. Wish I still had it, it was awesome. One time somebody stole a playboy video from their older brother and that was copied and passed around the school fucking godlike
>>215585434Suzanne summers?
>>215585694Just remembered it's the Heather locklier one.
>>215578604>who was leaving porn magazines in the woods?post nut clarity and shame
>>215585706I didn't even know she had one.
>>215586449I assure you it's kino of the highest order
>>215578604The only one I ever found was all pregnant chicks...did the job.
>>215586449>>215586509https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7VHneVgmSwA
>>215565637The ladies on the front page of those magazines were never wearing bikinis. Dishonest filmmaking.
>>215582044>>215580729>The game traces back to the 1920s–1930s in Hawaii (possibly Maui), where kids repurposed actual cardboard milk bottle caps—discs that sealed glass milk bottles. These caps often had simple printed designs from dairies (like logos or patterns), making them perfect for stacking and slamming. The Hawaiian version was called menko (adapted from a Japanese card-flipping game) but evolved into using these caps.>In 1991, a teacher named Blossom Galbiso revived the game at her school in Oahu, calling it "Pogs" after the POG passion orange guava juice brand (whose caps were used). This led to commercial production by companies like World Pog Federation. These were mass-manufactured from thick cardstock or laminated cardboard, die-cut into circles, and printed with licensed designs
