/hor/ - Mortal Remains editionPrevious >>215557477
First for Leaving D.C.
Another 3 new movies in the books. Time for my super brief and useless thoughts:>Ghost Master50/50 movie. You'll either think it's retarded shit or retarded kino. I'm in camp kino. Starts out as people making a HS romcom and then changes into a horror movie.>The A-FrameIs it horror? I don't think. Definitely more of a sci-fi drama-thriller. I still enjoyed it, but wish they went horror with the villain instead of the abundance of cancer scenes.>WNUF Halloween SpecialI enjoyed it, but did drag when they finally got inside the house. I understand it's realistic as they always cut to commercial when things are getting good, but doesn't well for a movie IMO.
Catherine Corcoran has sued the producers and series director Damien Leone
The jewish director with a jewafro acting alongside 2 straight white boomers was not a right choice. Would have worked better as a 30 minutes short film tho. 4/10
>>215566890>>WNUF Halloween SpecialAnti-Christian zogslop
>>215567041Show me on the doll where the jews touched you
>>215567028>Directed by Frederick R. Friedel>Son of Adolph
ABSOLUTE KINO!
>>215566952She's also really annoyed about incels asking her to sign nude photos of herself at conventions. So chuds, be forewarned.
>>215567249I knew this bitch was fishy since i saw a video of her, bad vibes all over the place
>>215566890>WNUFMost important to remember is it's first and foremost a comedy (like all great horrors imo.) That they're cutting to commercial and blueballing you is the punchline and the fun part (which I know you get, ofc.) Spoiler that you get to see the killings at the end of the tape after the program, revealing that the copy you're seeing belongs to the killer, is another one
>>215567416The references to the Warrens and The Amityville Horror were both good. The pussy joke was very quick, but hilarious.
>The Crow meets Wicked City in the all-practical effects Japanese monster movie SUBJUGATION.>In this not-too-distant future, rich, powerful men possess the ability to transform into monsters at will and brainwash others with their insidious signal.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GgRJRv5wk
>>215567748Sounds like a certain conspiracy theory that I can't talk about.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Pieces (1982)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Gozu (2003)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>here's one big bastard of a checkAnnie was right, I have never said that or heard anyone say that at the bank.
>>215566846Hey this movie is pretty good, very nice horror mo...> The EndingInto the trash it goes. HOW DID THEY FUCKED UP SO BAD ??? So fucking stupid man
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>>215567231https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WvuA0nHcacw
>>215568237Huge letdown of a movie. Even worse is that 3 never got her tits out.
>>215568279Letdown is a great word for it. There is alot of timewasting buildup like this and then the kills are boring weaksauce. It did not need to be 2 hours long.
>mfw imma being alone on halloween
>>215568339Are you gonna hand out candy at least?
Watch Don’t Log Off
Anyone in an area that still does that trunk or treat shit?
>>215568339Welcome to the club
>>215568401A church down the road from me does
>>215568401Literally everywhere in the US does this and it's not going to go away.
>>215566846Off-topic ahh thread; 2 days for halloween.
>>215568237are they trying to do anime poses?how the fuck does someone capture this and not immediately delete it or die from cringe
>>215568582I watched his webm yesterday and still haven't recovered
>>215568582I knew when I was watching it I would clip this part and post it on /hor/ The editor must have been drunk to leave this in the movie like this lol
>>215568557Now kids will get less exercise than they already do. Before they had to actually walk the entire neighborhood.
>>215568582>are they trying to do anime poses?I could be misremembering but I think the pitboss said you can get extra points for killing with "flair" or something
test
>>215568398too many blacks in the cast so I shan't
How Rob Zombie Prepares for Halloweenhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Vpeh8eY6w
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>>215568662This is some real MAHAfag shit. First off, yes, walking an entire neighborhood is too much for little kids. Second, kids are trick or treating for candy filled with shit loads of sugar. Third, physical education in schools is a thing.
I tried to watch Don't Log Off and I ended up logging off (falling asleep). Nothing against the movie, I was sleepy. I will try again later.
>>215568929I bet nowadays fat kids can just opt out of gym class whenever they want because they need to take a mental health day or something
I appreciate this general. Its probably the only reason worth going on this dumb fucking board or website anymore.
>>215568964>I know how schools work>Trust me, bro
>>215568929>walking an entire neighborhood is too much for little kidsMy entire area is hills, and I'd walk up and down each street to candymax. Kids are just way too fucking lazy anymore. Hell, they don't even have to carry heavy books or backpacks because it's all on tablets.>Third, physical education in schools is a thingEven when I was a kid, some just didn't do anything, and they passed them along with a C grade at worst.
>>215568992Glad you're here /hor/bro
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rbsvSSosAhk
>>215569083I can't tell if this guy is being ironic or not
>>215569178>I don't have a rebuttal so instead of being an adult and admitting he's right, I'll just act like a retardI accept your concession
>>215568662Yes, trunk or treat exists to protect fat kids. It's not because Shaniqua drives her niglets into suburban areas for "da GOOD candy" and we've had enough of their simian behavior.
I've only seen one horror movie this October and it sucked. It was the latest conjuring movie. I didn't expect anything good but I was still let down. I also watched the first episode of Welcome to Derry and it sucked even more.
>>215569216You are literally a 45 years old balding faggot on a mongolion fishfucking forum mad that toddlers aren't celebrating Halloween properly. Forgive me if it beggars belief that you could actually be serious.
>>215569268>ad hominem>assumptionsNow you're just showing that you're very low IQ as well as a child. Thanks for admitting I was right and you're wrong. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist.
>>215568929>yes, walking an entire neighborhood is too much for little kidsdo americans really?
>>215569289That's not what ad hominem is
you fags are fighting over sugar
>>215569268NTA but I’m curious how old you are and if you have kids. Kids can 100% handle walking around a neighborhood during fucking Halloween of all holidays. They’re outside doing something that they only get to do for 1 day, mine were hyped up over it
>>215569399>NTAlol nice try. I not arguing with you. I don't actually give a fuck I just couldn't decide if you were doing a bit to troll or something. Since you're desperate for (You)s I guess it's the latter.
>>215569291Yes. In fact, you're basically discouraged from walking in neighborhoods because there are plenty of stories of Ameridrivers running over and killing pedestrians and cyclists.
This might be a longshot but does anyone in here have friends or know someone personally that made a horror film (probably a short) in the 80s-00s and actually self released it? Looking for gifts for friends (we all collect horror movies, mainly VHS) and would love to get some garbage tier shit like that to win (we do a gift contest for Christmas every year)
>>215569428meant to say "if you were serious or"
>>215569254>trunk or treat>vanfuls of brownoids getting dropped off in the good neighborhoodsThink it's two totally separate issues tbqhwufam
>>215569428Nigger do you remember what being a kid was like? Your life revolves around running around screaming and jumping up and down. Kids are pure energy, I sure fucking was. You're a fucking retard.
>>215569428lol that’s what I thought. You would rather get buttblasted than answer a simple question, you fat nigger
>>215569459>>215569468Why don't you talk to one of the other anons who took the bait? I was just amused at the thought of a guy earnestly chimping out about kids getting candy out of trunks. But it's clearly a bit so I'm not interested anymore. That's all
>>215569254>>215569454>don't call us nazis
Are flamboyant homosexual over-acting actors good or bad for /hor/ films?
>>215569559Depends on the tone of the film I guess...
>>215569559Give an example
>>215569593>>215569571Roddy McDowall
>>215569616Fright Night? Yeah, totally works
>>215569593flamboyant homosexuality used to be portrayed as a comic relief
>>215569559/hor/ is /lgbt/
>>215569698never
Comfy/10
>>215569818underrated anthology flick, I really liked it
>>215569797You get more nudity in romance and drama flicks. /hor/ is /lgbt/. /rom/ is /cis/.
>>215569559Vincent Price was one of the biggest flamers ever and a top five horror icon
>>215569921he was a finook, Vincent Price?
>>215569910Why does that remind me of Hostel: Part 2?
>Already October 29thIt always goes so fast
>>215569937I mean the guy had a wife but also I'm not blind or deafVincent Price was gay, my gaydar goes into air raid siren mode when he's onscreen. He's also a national treasure.https://youtu.be/goXi7w-1dCA
>>215569889Faggots are like the saars of media and culture discussion. You have to shoehorn your bullshit into every discussion because you have ideological paradoelia. You see degeneracy behind every frame of film. Then you go forth and shit all over the internet like a bunch of good mornings and expect everyone to clap for you.
>>215570026>Vincent Price was not exclusively gay but bisexual. His daughter Victoria Price, who is openly lesbian, has stated that her father had physically intimate relationships with men, confirming his bisexuality. Despite having three wives and two children, there were longstanding rumors fueled by his mannerisms and friendships. Price was publicly supportive of LGBTQ+ rights and was an early celebrity advocate for AIDS awareness. His third wife, Coral Browne, was also openly bisexual, and their marriage has been described as a "lavender marriage," indicating a commitment beyond traditional norms. Price's sexuality was somewhat private but known within Hollywood circles and by his family.jesus
>>215570026>Boris Karloff died one year after this:/
>>215570026>my gaydarkys retard, leave vincent price rest in peace, faggots have no shame holy fuck
>>215570026who do finocchios talk so camp
Cuddles with The Guest-era Maika Monroe
>>215570129Nta but horror's main influences are theatrical effects and German expressionism, being surprised anyone is gay is like thinking Marlene Dietrich is just being funny when she wears a tux
>>215570044>shoehorn your bullshit into every discussionIt's crystal clear when a horror movie has LGBT themes if you actually watch them.>Dracula's Daughter isn't about vampire lesbians, libtard!
>>215570194>umm you see horror is actually all about taking it up the ass
>>215570052Gay daughter sees the whole world as gay
>>215568039whats wrong with the ending? i thought it was a good payoff
>>215570023The last 2 months went by really fast. I just want a comfy November before any snow comes.
>>215570284This reminded me of The Conjuring poster
>>215570207Gay films existing doesn't mean an entire genre is gay.
Just finished. Bimbokino, with Julie Strain, Julie K. Smith, and Sandahl Bergman in a small but important role. Has nothing to do with part one. It's witches running a cosmetics company as a front for their deviltry, and a total chad named Greg Wrangler has to take them down. Lots of fake boobs and pitiful cgi especially during the final witch laser fight in an Ed Wood level cemetery. It's always awkward to see Strain writhing around or JKS licking her nipples knowing she's dead and was braindead for during her final days. RIP.
>>215570264>I know more about Vincent Price's personal life than his own daughter
>Leucistic White Lynx discoveredHappy Halloween, fella is spooky cute
>>215570420I don't know anything about his personal life, but I'm not going to take this woman's gay worldview, published after her father's death, as fact
>Who ever heard of an actor being a homosexual?!You guys are something else, lolAnyway, give ol Scotty Bowers' book a read something, he was THE golden age Hollywood pimp, and, shocker, rich good looking people like to fuck, a lot
watching this and eating candy
>>215570342When an entire genre features LGBT themes repeatedly and when horror movie directors embrace the LGBT audience, then the horror genre is undoubtedly /lgbt/. Wouldn't want it any other way.
brazzas i just saw 28 days later and i am STUNNED. where do i go from here?
>>215570809it's as good as it gets. it's all downhill from here
Ok
>>215570934Will a knife come out of the fly so you can kill women during sex?
What's the best shit you've seen this year? I don't care how old it is, What's hands down the BEST? I've watched only a handful of horrors this month and I'm jonesing for something SPECIAL.
>>215571087kek
>>215570249No, it's about getting faggots out of Germany, and making them act out their maternal abuse; learn to read, silly frog. Or just watch Psycho
>>215571087>What about Quentin Tarantino?>Don't care!!Ummm... Hello, BASED DEPARTMENT!?
>>215570704It was not good
I fucking love this movie so much bros.
>>215571198Can you really be considered a GOAT if you haven't made a horror movie?
Been wanting to rec this but never got a good lead-in til I saw a wiki article on a similar setup today.. A bit disappointing insomuch as given the premise, they really skimped on the nudity. Other than that, an decent little indie slasher. and incel core
