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/hor/ - Mortal Remains edition

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First for Leaving D.C.
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Another 3 new movies in the books. Time for my super brief and useless thoughts:

>Ghost Master
50/50 movie. You'll either think it's retarded shit or retarded kino. I'm in camp kino. Starts out as people making a HS romcom and then changes into a horror movie.
>The A-Frame
Is it horror? I don't think. Definitely more of a sci-fi drama-thriller. I still enjoyed it, but wish they went horror with the villain instead of the abundance of cancer scenes.
>WNUF Halloween Special
I enjoyed it, but did drag when they finally got inside the house. I understand it's realistic as they always cut to commercial when things are getting good, but doesn't well for a movie IMO.
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Catherine Corcoran has sued the producers and series director Damien Leone
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The jewish director with a jewafro acting alongside 2 straight white boomers was not a right choice. Would have worked better as a 30 minutes short film tho. 4/10
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>>215566890
>>WNUF Halloween Special
Anti-Christian zogslop
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>>215567041
Show me on the doll where the jews touched you
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>>215567028
>Directed by Frederick R. Friedel
>Son of Adolph
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ABSOLUTE KINO!
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>>215566952
She's also really annoyed about incels asking her to sign nude photos of herself at conventions. So chuds, be forewarned.
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>>215567249
I knew this bitch was fishy since i saw a video of her, bad vibes all over the place
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>>215566890
>WNUF
Most important to remember is it's first and foremost a comedy (like all great horrors imo.) That they're cutting to commercial and blueballing you is the punchline and the fun part (which I know you get, ofc.) Spoiler that you get to see the killings at the end of the tape after the program, revealing that the copy you're seeing belongs to the killer, is another one
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>>215567416
The references to the Warrens and The Amityville Horror were both good. The pussy joke was very quick, but hilarious.
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>The Crow meets Wicked City in the all-practical effects Japanese monster movie SUBJUGATION.
>In this not-too-distant future, rich, powerful men possess the ability to transform into monsters at will and brainwash others with their insidious signal.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GgRJRv5wk
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>>215567748
Sounds like a certain conspiracy theory that I can't talk about.
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Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:
>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)
>The Fly (1986)
>Inferno (1980)
>Frankenhooker (1990)
>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)
>Bad Taste (1987)
>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
>Gothic (1986)
>The Devils (1971)
>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)
>Scarecrows (1988)
>Manhunter (1986)
>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
>The Prowler (1981)
>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)
>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)
>Elves (1989)
>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)
>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
>Carnosaur (1993)
>Pieces (1982)
>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
>Cube (1997)
>Blood Dolls (1999)
>Gozu (2003)
>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)
>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)
>Maximum Overdrive (1986)
>Night Flier (1997)
>Near Dark (1987)
>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>Stage Fright (1987)
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>here's one big bastard of a check
Annie was right, I have never said that or heard anyone say that at the bank.
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>>215566846
Hey this movie is pretty good, very nice horror mo...
> The Ending
Into the trash it goes.

HOW DID THEY FUCKED UP SO BAD ??? So fucking stupid man
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>>215567231
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>>215567231
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WvuA0nHcacw
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>>215568237
Huge letdown of a movie. Even worse is that 3 never got her tits out.
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>>215568279
Letdown is a great word for it. There is alot of timewasting buildup like this and then the kills are boring weaksauce. It did not need to be 2 hours long.
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>mfw imma being alone on halloween
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>>215568339
Are you gonna hand out candy at least?
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Watch Don’t Log Off
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Anyone in an area that still does that trunk or treat shit?
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>>215568339
Welcome to the club
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>>215568401
A church down the road from me does
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>>215568401
Literally everywhere in the US does this and it's not going to go away.
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>>215566846
Off-topic ahh thread; 2 days for halloween.
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>>215568237
are they trying to do anime poses?
how the fuck does someone capture this and not immediately delete it or die from cringe
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>>215568582
I watched his webm yesterday and still haven't recovered
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>>215568582
I knew when I was watching it I would clip this part and post it on /hor/
The editor must have been drunk to leave this in the movie like this lol
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>>215568557
Now kids will get less exercise than they already do. Before they had to actually walk the entire neighborhood.
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>>215568582
>are they trying to do anime poses?
I could be misremembering but I think the pitboss said you can get extra points for killing with "flair" or something
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test
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>>215568398
too many blacks in the cast so I shan't
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How Rob Zombie Prepares for Halloween
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Vpeh8eY6w
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>>215568747
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>>215568662
This is some real MAHAfag shit. First off, yes, walking an entire neighborhood is too much for little kids. Second, kids are trick or treating for candy filled with shit loads of sugar. Third, physical education in schools is a thing.
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I tried to watch Don't Log Off and I ended up logging off (falling asleep). Nothing against the movie, I was sleepy. I will try again later.
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>>215568929
I bet nowadays fat kids can just opt out of gym class whenever they want because they need to take a mental health day or something
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I appreciate this general. Its probably the only reason worth going on this dumb fucking board or website anymore.
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>>215568964
>I know how schools work
>Trust me, bro
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>>215568929
>walking an entire neighborhood is too much for little kids
My entire area is hills, and I'd walk up and down each street to candymax. Kids are just way too fucking lazy anymore. Hell, they don't even have to carry heavy books or backpacks because it's all on tablets.
>Third, physical education in schools is a thing
Even when I was a kid, some just didn't do anything, and they passed them along with a C grade at worst.
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>>215568992
Glad you're here /hor/bro
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>>215569083
I can't tell if this guy is being ironic or not
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>>215569178
>I don't have a rebuttal so instead of being an adult and admitting he's right, I'll just act like a retard
I accept your concession
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>>215568662
Yes, trunk or treat exists to protect fat kids. It's not because Shaniqua drives her niglets into suburban areas for "da GOOD candy" and we've had enough of their simian behavior.
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I've only seen one horror movie this October and it sucked. It was the latest conjuring movie. I didn't expect anything good but I was still let down. I also watched the first episode of Welcome to Derry and it sucked even more.
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>>215569216
You are literally a 45 years old balding faggot on a mongolion fishfucking forum mad that toddlers aren't celebrating Halloween properly. Forgive me if it beggars belief that you could actually be serious.
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>>215569268
>ad hominem
>assumptions
Now you're just showing that you're very low IQ as well as a child. Thanks for admitting I was right and you're wrong. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist.
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>>215568929
>yes, walking an entire neighborhood is too much for little kids
do americans really?
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>>215569289
That's not what ad hominem is
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you fags are fighting over sugar
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>>215569268
NTA but I’m curious how old you are and if you have kids. Kids can 100% handle walking around a neighborhood during fucking Halloween of all holidays. They’re outside doing something that they only get to do for 1 day, mine were hyped up over it
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>>215569399
>NTA
lol nice try. I not arguing with you. I don't actually give a fuck I just couldn't decide if you were doing a bit to troll or something. Since you're desperate for (You)s I guess it's the latter.
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>>215569291
Yes. In fact, you're basically discouraged from walking in neighborhoods because there are plenty of stories of Ameridrivers running over and killing pedestrians and cyclists.
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This might be a longshot but does anyone in here have friends or know someone personally that made a horror film (probably a short) in the 80s-00s and actually self released it? Looking for gifts for friends (we all collect horror movies, mainly VHS) and would love to get some garbage tier shit like that to win (we do a gift contest for Christmas every year)
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>>215569428
meant to say "if you were serious or"
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>>215569254
>trunk or treat
>vanfuls of brownoids getting dropped off in the good neighborhoods
Think it's two totally separate issues tbqhwufam
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>>215569428
Nigger do you remember what being a kid was like? Your life revolves around running around screaming and jumping up and down. Kids are pure energy, I sure fucking was. You're a fucking retard.
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>>215569428
lol that’s what I thought. You would rather get buttblasted than answer a simple question, you fat nigger
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>>215569459
>>215569468

Why don't you talk to one of the other anons who took the bait? I was just amused at the thought of a guy earnestly chimping out about kids getting candy out of trunks. But it's clearly a bit so I'm not interested anymore. That's all
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>>215569254
>>215569454
>don't call us nazis
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Are flamboyant homosexual over-acting actors good or bad for /hor/ films?
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>>215569559
Depends on the tone of the film I guess...
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>>215569559
Give an example
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>>215569593
>>215569571
Roddy McDowall
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>>215569616
Fright Night? Yeah, totally works
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>>215569593
flamboyant homosexuality used to be portrayed as a comic relief
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>>215569559
/hor/ is /lgbt/
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>>215569698
never
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Comfy/10
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>>215569818
underrated anthology flick, I really liked it
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>>215569797
You get more nudity in romance and drama flicks. /hor/ is /lgbt/. /rom/ is /cis/.
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>>215569559
Vincent Price was one of the biggest flamers ever and a top five horror icon
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>>215569921
he was a finook, Vincent Price?
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>>215569910
Why does that remind me of Hostel: Part 2?
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>Already October 29th
It always goes so fast
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>>215569937
I mean the guy had a wife but also I'm not blind or deaf
Vincent Price was gay, my gaydar goes into air raid siren mode when he's onscreen. He's also a national treasure.
https://youtu.be/goXi7w-1dCA
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>>215569889
Faggots are like the saars of media and culture discussion. You have to shoehorn your bullshit into every discussion because you have ideological paradoelia. You see degeneracy behind every frame of film. Then you go forth and shit all over the internet like a bunch of good mornings and expect everyone to clap for you.
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>>215570026
>Vincent Price was not exclusively gay but bisexual. His daughter Victoria Price, who is openly lesbian, has stated that her father had physically intimate relationships with men, confirming his bisexuality. Despite having three wives and two children, there were longstanding rumors fueled by his mannerisms and friendships. Price was publicly supportive of LGBTQ+ rights and was an early celebrity advocate for AIDS awareness. His third wife, Coral Browne, was also openly bisexual, and their marriage has been described as a "lavender marriage," indicating a commitment beyond traditional norms. Price's sexuality was somewhat private but known within Hollywood circles and by his family.
jesus
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>>215570026
>Boris Karloff died one year after this
:/
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>>215570026
>my gaydar
kys retard, leave vincent price rest in peace, faggots have no shame holy fuck
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>>215570026
who do finocchios talk so camp
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Cuddles with The Guest-era Maika Monroe
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>>215570129
Nta but horror's main influences are theatrical effects and German expressionism, being surprised anyone is gay is like thinking Marlene Dietrich is just being funny when she wears a tux
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>>215570044
>shoehorn your bullshit into every discussion
It's crystal clear when a horror movie has LGBT themes if you actually watch them.
>Dracula's Daughter isn't about vampire lesbians, libtard!
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>>215570194
>umm you see horror is actually all about taking it up the ass
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>>215570052
Gay daughter sees the whole world as gay
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>>215568039
whats wrong with the ending? i thought it was a good payoff
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>>215570023
The last 2 months went by really fast. I just want a comfy November before any snow comes.
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>>215570284
This reminded me of The Conjuring poster
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>>215570207
Gay films existing doesn't mean an entire genre is gay.
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Just finished. Bimbokino, with Julie Strain, Julie K. Smith, and Sandahl Bergman in a small but important role. Has nothing to do with part one. It's witches running a cosmetics company as a front for their deviltry, and a total chad named Greg Wrangler has to take them down. Lots of fake boobs and pitiful cgi especially during the final witch laser fight in an Ed Wood level cemetery. It's always awkward to see Strain writhing around or JKS licking her nipples knowing she's dead and was braindead for during her final days. RIP.
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>>215570264
>I know more about Vincent Price's personal life than his own daughter
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>Leucistic White Lynx discovered
Happy Halloween, fella is spooky cute
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>>215570420
I don't know anything about his personal life, but I'm not going to take this woman's gay worldview, published after her father's death, as fact
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>Who ever heard of an actor being a homosexual?!
You guys are something else, lol
Anyway, give ol Scotty Bowers' book a read something, he was THE golden age Hollywood pimp, and, shocker, rich good looking people like to fuck, a lot
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watching this and eating candy
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>>215570342
When an entire genre features LGBT themes repeatedly and when horror movie directors embrace the LGBT audience, then the horror genre is undoubtedly /lgbt/. Wouldn't want it any other way.
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brazzas i just saw 28 days later and i am STUNNED. where do i go from here?
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>>215570809
it's as good as it gets. it's all downhill from here
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>>215570934
Will a knife come out of the fly so you can kill women during sex?
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What's the best shit you've seen this year? I don't care how old it is, What's hands down the BEST? I've watched only a handful of horrors this month and I'm jonesing for something SPECIAL.
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>>215571087
kek
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>>215570249
No, it's about getting faggots out of Germany, and making them act out their maternal abuse; learn to read, silly frog. Or just watch Psycho
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>>215571087
>What about Quentin Tarantino?
>Don't care!!
Ummm... Hello, BASED DEPARTMENT!?
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>>215570704
It was not good
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I fucking love this movie so much bros.
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>>215571198
Can you really be considered a GOAT if you haven't made a horror movie?
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Been wanting to rec this but never got a good lead-in til I saw a wiki article on a similar setup today.
. A bit disappointing insomuch as given the premise, they really skimped on the nudity. Other than that, an decent little indie slasher. and incel core
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>>215569454
What I was saying is trunk or treat was implemented because it's unsafe to let white kids go trick or treating with apes afoot.
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>>215571263
Akira Kurosawa made a horror movie!?
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>>215568805
based rob appreciating the simple masks
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>>215569818
I really like the segment about walking around the tower. Kino concept.
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Any Hammer recommendations? I want to fit a viewing in before Halloween.

>>215571438
Rashomon features a possession.
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>>215566882
Stop posting this shit ass movie.
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>>215571556
>Any Hammer recommendations
Any that don't mention a bus in the title
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>>215570934
>Halloween license is tied up so everyone gets the Halloween II version
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>>215566890
Great boom operator
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>>215571556
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>>215571023
watch The Beyond
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>>215571654
Already seen it.
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>>215571023
watch From Beyond
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>>215571681
Already. Seen. It.
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>>215571023
Cute Devil (1982)
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>>215570264
>using AI as a search engine
Holy cringe
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>>215571556
Sister Hyde
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>>215571438
He made up a straight-up propaganda film, so yeah, basically.
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>>215571751
it's disturbing how many people are doing this
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>what if zombie
>but gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYqEWKu82mk
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>>215571377
>The Elon Musk glazer opens his mouth
No, it's because parents don't want their kids walking at night with American drivers on the streets.
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>Jason Universe has joined forces with Peloton for a series of horror-themed exercise classes that transport you to Jason's hunting grounds at Camp Crystal Lake
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>>215571023
Watch Beyond the Black Rainbow
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>>215571023
I'm sure you've seen these but so far...
M3gan 1&2 (and yes I know M3gan 2.0 is to 1 what T2 is to The Terminator)
Hellraiser remake
Evil Dead Rise
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>>215571751
>>215571803
>grok, write an essay on how i'm the basedest
and stronkest man on earth
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>>215571862
Uhhhm.... I've already seen that. (I think) yup. Yeah, I've already seen that.
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>>215571804
what if rob zombie
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mfcGLaPqI
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>tobe hopper
>pronunced toby
i've been saying it like tube for years
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Interesting looking indie horror
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfd3HfUDX4I
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recommend me all your horror movies where men get raped
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>>215571751
AI is a good way to summarize information and challenge it. The only problem in this case is that google's AI is programmed to be a stubborn SJW
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>>215571804
looks interesting
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>>215571843
>How come Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, and Darth Vader aren't scary anymore?
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>>215571968
Kolobos
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>>215571968
I hear in Turdifier 3 a guy gets raped by a chainsaw
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>>215571023
The Pit and the Pendulum and Doctor Mordrid
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>>215570809
Demons 1 & 2
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>>215571023
The House On Sorority Row (1982)
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>>215571994
Jason rights holders be like
>We will listen to absolutely any offer. PLEASE license our character
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>>215572022
>Edgar Allen Poe
No thanks
>Doctor Mordred
That looks interesting. Might check that one out, thanks.
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>>215571968
Tetsuo
Wrong Turn 6
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you might be wondering how i got myself into this situation
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shadowzone was a decent enough scifi horror.
lo pan and nurse ratched discover the ability to connect to a parallel dimension during a deep sleep experiment, but unfortunately an unknown creature from the other side manages to crossover
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>>215571968
There's like none, let alone horror. This one's not horror, but a thriller. Still worth watch: Burn (2019)
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>>215572083
What's wrong with Poe?
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>>215572111
Checked
>spoiler
I will now watch your movie
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This was male rape
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>>215566952
>suing for nude scenes
Didn't she do a movie a few years ago where she's acting le wacky in a room fingering herself and getting railed with her tits out?
I think surely it's more to do with money than anything like that
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Watch Puppet Master: The Littles Reich. You won't regret this gorefest
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>>215572197
It's terrible though?
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>>215572195
she claims she was promised 1% of all profits from the franchise, it's about money
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>>215572195
I think it's pretty obvious she's mad about the deal she signed and the fact that Terrifier is making a shit ton of money these days (of which she's entitled to none)
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>>215572236
It may be objectively "bad" (although I don't think so) but it's so fun
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>>215570704
>>215571227
it was decent but a bit slow
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>>215570704
what kind of candy
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>>215570264
scotty bowers said it was an open secret in hollywood that he had sex with men
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>>215572281
>(of which she's entitled to none)
Unless they made a deal with her for 1% of the profits of anything Terrifier related, which it sounds like they did. In that case, she's entitled to 1% of the profits of anything Terrifier related. That they didn't expect it to make so much money doesn't matter
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>>215572131
I just don't much care for his stories. I don't find them interesting.
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>>215572384
I can't imagine them being stupid enough to give her 1% of the profits from the entire franchise instead of specifically that one movie. But that'd be funny if they did.
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>>215572404
Directed by Stuart Gordon, with a qt3.14 and Lance Henriksen
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>>215572454
>I can't imagine them being stupid
Have you seen the Terrifier movies?
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>>215566952
Based suer. Actors shouldn't suffer for their art. Simple as.
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>>215572523
I assume Damien had a wise tribesman negotiate the contracts
Shelley from F13 part 3 is his lawyer now
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I watched graveyard shift because of horror thread, good stuff. Spooky, entertaining and trashy low cost fun. Don't believe the bad score
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>>215572635
Based
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>>215572323
some Lion balls and some Haribo Smurfs
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I'm watching all of Amicus apparently
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>>215572618
Don't actors all have agents for that kind of shit?
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>>215572514
Anon, I said NO!
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>>215572788
Edgar Allen NO
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“Cuddles with The Guest-era Maika Monroe,” whispered the 40 year old simp to the genie.
The genie looked on with disgust at the fat obese gross simp.
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>>215572886
giwtwm
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>>215572618
If he did, it was after the first movie. Terrifier 1 was a pretty amateur production
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Watching one of the following tonight, which one will I like more?
>Ghost Stories (2017)
>The Mortuary Collection (2019)
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>>215572778
she probably didnt have an agent at the time since she did the negotiating . nobody will give you 1% in perpetuity ofor anything i wouldnt and im dumb af i dont think im smarter than the directors of that fucking schlock but like someone said itd be funny if they did
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>>215572886
The simp looked at the genie with pleading eyes.
“Oh genie, I just want cuddles with a mid post-wall mid roastie actress”, he said.
The genie continued staring disappointingly. Never in its millenia years of service to the Elders has it met such a pathetic creature. This “simp” creature disgusted the genie.
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>>215572993
That is enough. You can’t keep making fun of simps. This is a waifu general.
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>>215572960
Yeah I mean...even if you're not sure if you'll EVER make any money, it's hard to imagine going "ok, 1% is a pretty small number...sure, you can have 1% of the profits for anything Terrifier related from now until the end of time". Like what a colossal dumbfuck if they actually agreed to that.
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>>215572886
Is the simp supposed to be harperspammer
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>>215571023
>the best shit you've seen this year
I guess that would be Parents, with Randy Quaid and Mary Beth Hurt. It has a real offbeat quality to it and some satirical elements. Not a terribly high body count, but lots of haunting dream imagery. The kid is maybe the sourest note in the whole piece. Maybe not my favorite movie, but objectively the best horror movie I've seen so far this year.
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>>215572993
>>215572886
Get to work ching chong, you're gonna be late
Shoo shoo
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>>215573065
It is supposed to be any waifu-fag which this general is littered with.
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John Carpenter HATED everything about The Substance, I can't believe he is a CHUD, I'm literally SHAKING right now
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>>215573098
No one works in /hor/
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>>215573061
>"ok, 1% is a pretty small number...sure, you can have 1% of the profits for anything Terrifier related from now until the end of time". Like what a colossal dumbfuck if they actually agreed to that.
Didn't Alec Guinness do that for Star Wars and it made him rich for the rest of his life?
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I legitimately do not care for the Halloween movies.
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>>215572584
Stuntmen on the other hand, if they're not fearing for their lives, they aren't making kino.
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>>215573189
I would not be surprised. A bunch of 40 year old rich simps doing nothing all day but spamming the general.
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>>215573191
George Lucas also made a similar deal where he gave up some of his initial pay in order to get 100% merchandising rights, and the studio said okay whatever, and then Lucas made billions selling Star Wars merch
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>>215573166
Sauce https://x.com/strohltopia/status/1982584693586555051
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>>215572886
>Should you really be throwing stones when you're a balding 30 year old Indian?
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>>215573191
i mean when they do actually sign something like that. recall the tolkein estate was supposed to get a piece of the pie and the lotr franchise never made a penny according to the studio lol
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>>215573257
It makes sense 40+ year olds to be simps and cucks cause the wifey is post wall. I wonder if there are any younger waifufags. I went to /g/ and there were so many lgbt people. Honestly surprised 4chan has a big lgbt group.
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>>215573166
Extremely based. Zero fucks about upsetting whatever hag is asking that question.
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>>215573191
Yeah. But it was just that film's gross profits, not the entire franchise in perpetuity, and it was Alec Guinness, not a literally who
>>215573295
Based Lucas
>Uhhh actually your character can't die Harrison, I gotta sell toys for the next movie
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>>215573329
Oops, meant to reply to
>>215573266
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I hope Corcoran gets a huge payout. The Terrifier guy seems like a huge fag
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>>215573357
Gross. How can she show up to a promo looking like that. Very disrespectful. Fat rolls. Her movie was mid.
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>>215573357
what in the heck is that contraption?
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>>215573279
>Elaborate on that
>>No.
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>>215573405
He looks like a normal guy to me, saw a few interviews of him, why do you think he is a fag?
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>>215573438
I think it's a flash on top of a camera, probably to provide less harsh/direct light.
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>>215573468
>He looks like a normie to me
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>215573435
yeah she should sit on my face as punishment
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>John Carpenter loved Halloween "Evil Dies Tonight" Kills
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>>215573563
They were great though. He can't stop being right.
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>>215573357
Why did they make it so in the remake the kids literally and actually did not even do anything wrong? They didn't kill anyone a guy was speeding along a fucking cliff in the middle of the night. Sure they were fucking around but it could have just as easily been a deer in the road or something. That's not enough to try to act like it was their fault. They even tried to save the guy. Why make this change I really don't fucking get it.
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>>215573468
Normal people look like fags.
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>>215573698
>t. ranny
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>>215573640
I have to admit I didn't watch it, but that sounds dumb
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>>215573726
He is right. The average person is ugly and out of shape. Go to a Costco checkout area and you see a sea of slobs. Very gross.
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>>215573468
My impression:
>Nooo please don't cancel me I make movies because I have the brain of a baby monkey and alls I like to do is make gore makeup please haha no it's not like horror movies mean anything of course my movies don't have a message I'm just a silly little wholesome cinnamon bun slop peddler with not a single thought in my brain and jack myself off over my impressionable young retarded fanbase who just graduated from FNAF
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anybody seen Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter? it got recommended to me by a chatbot that said it was a "hidden gem"
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free speech is overrated
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Rob Zombie's Halloween II is kino
the theatrical version was fucked by the studio
the director's cut is goated
no i will not elaborate
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I HATE THIS THREAD --Satan
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>>215573888
>Steven Gaydos
With a name like that I'm not surprised he has some gay retarded opinions
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>>215572886
>>215573065
Homosexual samefag back at it again.
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>>215573061
Americans just don't understand math
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>>215573888
Gaydos? more Like Gay Two Much
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>>215573987
whoa it's almost like the media hugely overrepresents minorities and makes every headline about issues that will only affect 0.1% of the population
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Hope you guys have been having a great October
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>>215573987
it's not that we're bad at mathing, it's that most americans don't care to check the stats for themselves
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>>215574059
why are you always ten minutes in when you post these? why not post before you hit play?
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>>215573166
i like the premise, buildup and atmosphere but the ending is like an other film plastered onto it. it's all over the place.
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>>215573987
>77% of americans have read a book in the past year
doubt.jpg
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>>215573987
>poll data
Polls are extremely easy to rig or simply make shit up. See the legendary 2016 US Presidential Race polling data.
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>>215574059
you know it
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ok what the fuck was this movie, it's like they couldn't decide on what genre of horror they wanted to do
i love it
Macarena was absolutely cunt slay
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>>215573987
>live in New York
>30%
How stupid are these people?
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>>215573935
>t. harperfag
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>>215574097
Do I do that a lot? I didn’t notice I guess. Truth be told I didn’t really consider posting it here until 10 minutes in is all
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>>215571087
Name of the movie?
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>>215573888
you'd have to have a perfect life to go on a crusade about retarded shit like this.
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>>215574290
they are not stupid, 77% read a book a year
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>>215574059
decent but i didn't watch many movies
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>>215574369
Ghost Master (2019). Brief thoughts and another webm here >>215566890
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>>215574345
fair
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>>215574420
Neither did I. I think I’ve watched like 5 movies at most this month

This book was kino though
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>>215574396
i would wager the answers to the book question were the most dishonest. nobody likes to admit they dont read, and the definition of "book" can be suggestive. also, many people will say they read a book if they listened to an audiobook. if they had specified a book over 200 pages, and no audiobooks, i bet the answer would be significantly lower.
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>an all‑female death‑metal band called ‘The Virginia Bitches’ is stranded in a remote town ruled by a Warlock and crawling with cannibals. What starts as a search for help becomes a desperate struggle for survival, with brutal creature effects, supernatural horrors, and heavy‑metal intensity. Devour delivers visceral thrills and macabre fun you won’t see coming. Starring Bill Moseley

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWJ9RYYWPOc
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>>215574529
That isn't death metal. Fucking posers.
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Convince me to watch Bugonia on Friday. I already saw Save the Green Planet many years ago .

>>215574504

Four Past Midnight is a great collection. Has The Langoliers in it if I recall.
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>>215574582
Correct, it was the first story and also my favorite. Library Policeman is a close second
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>>215574529
>all‑female death‑metal band
put sci-fi tag on that film too
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>>215574577
what style is the music at 0:46? it does sound like death metal or deathcore
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>>215574080
It's literally all math.
>People seriously believe almost 20% of the 340 million US population is transgender without realizing how much this actually is
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>>215574612
not unprecedented
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>>215574529
Not to be confused with the weird Jensen Ackles movie of the same name.
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>>215572170
He shouldn't have been dressed like a slut.
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>>215574577
They clearly heard Jinjer and thought that was death metal.

>>215574612
Castrator is a thing and yes, they sing about feminism.
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>>215574529
some good stuff and some bad stuff in there. trailer is well made but shows too much
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>>215574636
metalcore, maybe deathcore at best.
>>215574612
kek
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>>215574436
Thanks!
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>>215569797
whosmt!?
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>>215571968
The Strange Thing About the Johnsons



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