Here you go, anon, one extra large popcorn. Someone's a hungry boy today! Heh heh. Now, I assume your mother will be paying?
that'll be twenty two thousand dollars
>>215567855Don't touch my snacks nigger
I hate popcorn, it always gets stuck in my teeth. And it doesn't taste like anything.
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>>215567855the jannies will pay for me
Um, hey Rob, you know how the government is shut down and everything? Well heh, uh, I uh didn't get my foodstamps this month so I was hoping you'd just be a good pal and float me this one. I mean, after all those mandatory tips I've given you over the years I should be allowed a free tub at least once right? Who's going to miss it? Rob? Robert? Robbie buddy?
>>215567855Put it on my tab, Robster. These 4DX tickets to the Epstein doc weren't cheap
>>215567855ROB WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SKITTLES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Robert I am a genuine failure and it hurts Robert. I don't know where to start Robert. Robert I am almost 30 and still live with my parents. I can barely be considered a human let alone an adult Robert. Gimme the fucking popcorn.
>>215567865Haha yeah, let me just uh, grab my wallet, gulp, oh silly me I must have left it in the car let me go grab it real quick, hold on one sec haha
>>215567993Calm down Anakin
>>215568133ATTENTION MOVIE GOERS: THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE HAVE A BROKE ASS AT THE CONCESSION STAND AND WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE HE IS SOLO. DO NOT PANIC THE AUTHORITIES ARE ON THEIR WAY.
>>215567855but of course, popcorn slave, just like the government paid to mama to birth instead of abort you.now serve me my buttered corn you burdensome beast
>>215567855Wagies don't usually smile