He is blowing every other Late Night Comedy host completely out of the water to the extent that it is not even close. And he has been doing it forever. How is he doing it?
For an atheist he sure is the whinest jew in LA
>>215568933>>215568913He got btfo by based objective media. Muslims are our friends
>>215568913He follows a formula that works
You won't get paid for this thread, Schlomo
>>215569055I do not understand the complexities of the issue, but I am sticking with Bill Maher on this one.
>DAE think religion is...le dumb?>but seriously folks, we joke around on this show but i need to emphasize that israel was promised to us 3000 years ago
>>215569157muslim funded media is covering up for muslims murdering Christians by the tens of thousands in Nigeria. It isn't covered in the media because of the Muslim lobby and fears of being labeled islamophobic hatespeech.Maher actually mentioned it and it sent Islamic controlled media into a hissy. Bout it. fyi Christ is King and mohammad was a demon worshipping pedo
>>215569180maher will live to a tender old age surrounded by wealth and power whilst palis die screaming while being used as target practice.
>>215569180Sounds like you have a bias of your own.
>Bill! Bill! Bill!
He’s liberal but not libtarded
>>215569209>maher will live to a tender old age surrounded by wealth and powerand fresh jamacian orphans tending his every whim.
He’s genuinely seething at all the trannies and retarded pro Palestinians LMAO. You aren’t Left enough according to the left. The Left hates him for being left not Left. You can be progressive and not be retarded.
>>215569157Boko Haram and their offspring groups are killing people and enforcing sharia in Nigeria. Mudslimes like that.
“Liberal blue bloods have become so inbred they’re effectively retarded” - Bill Maher Wow.
>>215568913Start the clock.
>>215568913It's easy to be in exasperated millennial centrist who thinks both sides are wrong in the current political climate.
>>215568913>shilling for Bill (((Maher)))What the fuck is wrong with this board?
>>215569622>You can be progressive and not be retarded.
>>215568913>le smug atheist Good bait anon
>>215569503>>215569622He was never a liberal or a leftist. He thought he was a liberal because lmao weed and lmao god. No one told him that was a liberal. Even Bill Clinton had some bare-minimum triangulation. He decided he was a liberal, and was frustrated when he expressed his beliefs and no one liked then.
>>215569764Hell yeah.
>>215569859Bill could use a good jac'in
He's actually gotten funnier in the last 30 years, particularly in the last five. Religulous was so one-note that allying with that 'new atheism' in the 2000's might've been his career low on a creative level. Religulous should've included an interview with both Hitchens brothers and not people living in poverty in the states.
I have to say that this is probably the best season of Real Time ever. And that is really saying something.
>>215569852How the hell do you think we advance? As Maher puts it “liberals are the gas peddle and conservatives are the brakes, and sometimes you need to know when to hit the brakes”. How is he wrong? There is definitely a dark side to progression. It can be suicidal. Driving off a cliff. For some reason only conservatives can see the cliff coming.
>>215569956>As Maher puts itStopped reading there Eat shit
Why do atheists pretend that they aren’t religious themselves? Those that worship reason aren’t immune to becoming a cult. “Trust the Science”. This is coming from someone who is very pro-science. It’s just a fact that the scientific community has a hard ostracizing effect on dissenters, like the Church. They will label or brand you the equivalent of a witch if you don’t join in on the group think. That’s a religion.
>>215570000quads for maher putting it in shit
>>215570000He’s saying liberals are driving into walls and driving off cliffs, anon. Only conservatives can see danger now. They see progressing into the fires for what it is. It’s not good.
Do you think Peter Hitchens would appear on Club Random? Maybe if only Maher comes to Oxford
>>215568913bill maher is a proud irishman
>>215570027Proving someone wrong is a foundation of science you fucking nitwit.
>>215570090And yet the scientific community has been in an “intellectual dark age” since the 70s according to big brains like Eric Weinstein. They don’t want to be proven wrong. Their entire careers are based on being proven right. Nobody wants to be proven wrong anymore. You’re probably a butthurt string theorist. Thanks for wasting decades of our time, you ass.
>>215570090Anon. If you believe in determinism over uncertainty, or you believe black people are less cognitively capable than whites, or that sex is binary, you are going to get into a shitstorm. You will lose funding. They harassed the guy who figured out DNA for “racist opinions”.
>>215570090
He's been blowing The Colbert Report out of the water
>>215570175>Weinstein says...>Based on something Marc Andreesen said...No, fuck both of those faggots. And fuck you for browsing Twitter.
>>215570234Marc Andreesen is one of most powerful people in Silicon Valley and created first browser.Weinstein has a PhD in mathematics and blew people like Sean Carrol out of the water. Why would you just ignore them?
No one should want to be associated with the Democrats. They willingly shut down the government because they’re butthurt. It’s not about the American people it’s all about leverage power. They cannot stand someone like Trump winning. They don’t want to feel, or look, weak. Even though they cannot avoid this fate. Their actions speak weakness, and fear.
Gutfeld won.
>>215569055>No, goyim, we are NOT murdering you en masseSounds familiar, remind me why I'm supposed to hate Jews and not mudslimes?
>>215568913Isn't it a bit early for this spam thread? You're supposed to wait until Friday when the show airs.
>>215568913He isn't a late night anything. The show comes on at 9pm ffs.
>>215570280nta but his humpty dumpty physiognomy clearly makes him untrustworthy
>>215569055>Al Jazeera Lolok. There is definitely a genocide happening in Nigeria.— “We must destroy Christians and Christianity in Nigeria" -Abubakar Shekau 2012 (he was the leader of Boko Haram from 2009-2021)Also, they have released statements such as:— "The Nigerian state and Christians are our enemies and we will be launching attacks on the Nigerian state and its security apparatus as well as churches until we achieve our goal of establishing an Islamic state in place of the secular state”This is different from Israel, which merely wants Muslims to calm the fuck down. It’s bent over backwards for them. The Jews don’t want to get rid of Muslims they just don’t want a Palestinian state in this generation of hatred. Because again, there are Muslims LIVING IN ISRAEL.
>>215570112>big brains like Eric Weinstein
>>215570280You don't know if they said that. You're taking "@newstart_2024"'s word for it even though it clearly has an AI generated profile pic. >>215570187>>215570506Colbert and Gutfeld actually air late at night for five days a week. Real Time isn't the same format and comes on once a week during prime time hours.
I love how Israel and Qatar sent money to Hamas to keep Palestine divided (despite their shared hatred of the Jew) even though this could have backfired and enabled them to build an independent state for themselves. But did they? NOPE. They did nothing with the money. They kept digging up water pipes and firing rockets into Israel. They had all the chances they could get.
>>215569742>>215569188Boko Haram from Eastern Nigeria? waging war in Kano? The Muslim state of Nigeria where all the muslims live >And their massacring christiansNo theyre massacring everyone and das juden, desperate for a red herring for their genocide of the palestinians, are singal boosting this to their goyim slaves to clear the media cycle of Kirk, confirm hate biases, divide and conquer, and most importantly keep them in line ideologically>The muslim funded mediaYea Sheikh Larry Elison and Mufti David Adelson pushing sharia in their tech + media monopolies of oracle/tik tok, Paramound CBS HBO, and CNN. OH you meant just al jazeera the foreign news outlet that nobody reads in the USA.>In the messianic times, every jew will have 30k dutiful goy slaves
I still don’t understand why white people have to bend over backwards, spreading apart their ass cheeks, for sand people. The word ‘slave’ comes from Slav back when whites were enslaved by Muslims. Isn’t this ironic? Imagine if a black nation tried so hard to welcome former slavers.
>>215570836>Casual observer>props tho for not going full casual with "netanyahu funded hamas"Qatar paid the gaza civil society wages because the Palestinian Authority (actually funded by israel directly) refused to pay them. Youre acting like Palestinians of the west bank and gaza are desperate to unite again but the truth is, Palestinians support the islamists (whoever they are/will be) but the international lib coopting of the Palestine movement heavily favor the secularists of fatah and mahmoud abbas. So PA gets bankrolled and spends most of their time thwarting islamist fervor amongst their populationDone posting on this jewish thread cuz its not even about this shit or boko haram
>>215571199stop rewriting history yakubslavic slave trade was done along the volga rive no fucking arabs live there. They were enslaved by vikings and sold in byzantium literally the heart of christendom. The barbary pirates catching slavic slaves is piracy stealing people that were already enslaved.
>>215568913He's old and jewish and doesn't give a fuck. He's casually high a lot and he's not under Disney's thumb. Also too old to bother acting like a prissy fag as they all do.Fallon is alright though because he doesn't make everything political.
>>215571282Slavs weren’t just enslaved by Muslims. They were everyone’s bitches.
>>215571199What’s funny is white slaves were given higher status than black slaves in Arabic lands.
It is crazy to me how people can't seem to discuss Bill Maher without devolving into babbles about their personal political pet issues.
>He is blowing every other Late Night Comedy hostHow does he find the time
>>215568913>he is blowing every late night comedy hostYeah we know
>>215571918That is the case even on Bill Maher's show. I still remember Ben Affleck calling Sam Harris "gross and racist" for arguing against Islam.
>>215571954>>215571964Maybe you two are the ones who should quit sucking each other off.
>>215571992Blow me Bill
>>215571159>leave the poor muslims alone! let them kill christians in peace! what about muh palestine!palis deserve to die for being muslims, Christians do not
>>215571159qatar/saudi arabia pour billions into media and academia in the west. Your deflection just shows you're nervous people are talkinga bout it
>>215570000>seething liberal
>>215568913Why does his podcast have a weird gigolo atmosphere lolYou can tell he thinks he's a bachelor because he has no kids or wife.
At this point I kind of wonder why the other Late Night Comedy hosts don't just give up.
>>215573491Because it’s a fucking cult
>>215568913>He is blowing every other Late Night Comedy host completely out of the waterI thought Bill was a van guy.
>>215569956You still fall off the cliff eventually if you don't change direction. Doesn't matter how much you put your foot on the brake if you keep moving toward the cliff.
>>215574123What?
>>215574128The liberals are getting out of the car and they are trying to push it over the cliff anon. There’s no gas left anon.
>>215570551Midweek hype thread
>>215574999Do we know who the guests are? I have a feeling it is going to be a great panel.
>>215568913by saying whatever is on the average normie's mind at any given time, right after it's safe to do so
>>215574499Bill Maher blows other late night comics on land instead of sea.
The streak Bill is on is crazy. He is knocking it out of the park.
Pfftahhhahaha
>>215568913He took the chudpill.
Bill Maher? You can't beat him.
>>215568913why does he do the troon head tilt
>>215569055Um i think the dudeweed jew might be right on this one kek
>>215576813It was a different time. I'm pretty sure he got hooked up with a TRT doc like Joe Rogan did and now he's turning right wing. Back when he did that head tilt and wore those leddit glasses, he was a low T shitlib.
>>215576850lmfao
>>215569055Surely a news network named "Al Jazeera" would remain purely objective in their journalism and never downplay Islamic violence toward Christians.
>>215569055>>215570175please don't phonepost on my board
>>215576862
>>215570175>The physicists are getting closer to realizing that reality is an elaborate computer simulation>Pull their funding and shut it down
>>215576968for a chud to cry that we are living in a era of intellectual stagnation is rich
>>215576952Paulie Evans
He's a vile kike that has never been more out of touch.
>>215569055>Muslims are our friendsshut up mohamed
>>215577438It is almost crazy how much better Bill is than Adam.
>>215577438>>215577480Oh wait, wrong thread. I meant to post it in the Stavros thread (also a democrat thread)
IDF is working over time in this thread
>talk show host who made his entire personality “ahaha religion is fake” >loses relevance>now all he talks about is how Jews are the chosen ones>gets massively pushedI wonder why he’s being promoted all over the place anon.
>>215570549you're supposed to hate both, since both hate you
>>215577568sorry mohammed, to me you're just a jew who didn't go to schooltwo sides of the same shitcoin
>>215577694nice try shlomo
>>215569055As if I'm going to believe someone with a fake name like Simba Wakanda.
>>215577438most reddit person who ever lived?
Bill Maher is now easily in the Top Four Late Night Comedy hosts of all time. And yes dweebs, Conan sucks.
>>215578202just admit you are a chud and you boost maher because hes a chud now too
>>215578240Thank you for demonstrating why both sides that hate on Maher are retarded.
>>215578281Yep, he just outed himself as an idiot.
>>215578281>>215578535new rule, ok? Anyone who likes Bill Maher is a chud ok? >smacks lips
>>215578695You sound like one of those pussies who got all butthurt when he came out in support of the guys in the MCS.
>>215578742>You sound like one of those pussies who got all butthurt when he came out in support of the guys in the MCS.
>>215570604fucken hell
>>215568913He's inferior to my boy Gutfeld.
These threads are always inorganic.
>>215568913I honestly can't decide which is funnier - that Maher The Mongoloid is such a pathetic egotist he actually pays people to shill him online, or that there's just a guy who's so gay for old shrivelled jewcock that he does it for free.
>>215579231You wouldn't know organic if it bit you in the ass at a Whole Foods.
>>215579952You think you see a woman when you look in the mirror.
>>215569209the point is not that what you said is true, the point is whether or not it's acceptable. Why should Palis be miserable? Why not Jews instead? Why not both? Morality seems to be a strange concept in these discussions.
>>215580232Real original. Keep honing that razor wit and maybe one day you can sniff a Real Time panel.
>>215568913The based jew vs bad jew dichotomy.
>>215568913>He is blowing every other Late Night Comedy hosthaha gay
>>215573137He's deluded to the point of schizophrenia. He thinks he's a player because he pays for Black prostitutes. He paid Teanna Trump to say she loves him during sex.
>>215568913People really watch this pompous idiot?
>>215577438this dudes troupe in college had the best early internet skits, shame
>>215580670bs
>>215580592>because he pays for Black prostitutessource
>>215581102eh, it might be just nostalgia but I used to watch those as a teen and enjoy them back then.
>>215580377
>>215568913He is a conniving jew but he actually tries to hide it a little bit. He also understands that being the type of jew/bolshevik that you can just tell people to work in the mines is itself marching yourself into the mines never to be seen again.
>>215571159>No theyre massacring everyoneEveryone who's not a Sunni MuslimThe way the Nazis massacred everyone who wasn't GermanSo, you know, a textbook genocide.
>>215568913He's wrong about almost everything these days. His reasoning is that of a High Schooler, he doesn't read and being smug is not the same as telling jokes. Around 8-10 years ago, he turned into a complete boomer. OP is a faggot.
>>215582756No, look up the definition
>>215582756>In July, attackers stormed the farming village of Yelwata in Benue, killing at least 160 people. The fertile region sits at the fault line of Nigeria's deepening farmer vs. herder crisis where mostly Christian farmers and mostly Muslim Fulani herders have a long history of tension and clashes.>Attacks and reprisals on both sides go back decades and have grown deadly. Christian farming communities bear the brunt of the violence and accuse the government of failing to acknowledge the scale, including the ethnic and territorial undertones of the crisis.You're just wrong.
>>215568913Maher?… I barely even know her!
>>215576850levels of based that shouldnt even be possible
>>215571159>KirkAy isnt that the nigga whose snow bunny wife launched a dating app two weeks after his death lmaooo
>>215584016Chat is this real?
>Basically meet the press with jokes>Americans slover over itYou're starved on anything intellectual, read a fucking book
>Big dick>Fucks teenage black prostituteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y-weAe1Xz0our guy
>>215569055Nigerrehea
>>215584679I’d rather jack it to vids of Palestinians being blown up
>>215570175 Americans think they are the center of the world
New rule: weed isn’t anymore if you live in a state where it’s legal. Sorry Bill you’re going to have to replace 50% of your personality but you can get it back quickly with a heroin addiction.
>>215585495And they're correct.
Have they announced the panel yet?
>>215569868Most of his ideology beliefs/leaned left even since Politically Incorrect gig, The Left in USA has pushed the overton window, so has the right since Bush
>>215586748Could be a good panel this week. There is some big stuff in the news.
>>215587380let me guess 2 stodgy suits, an author, and a personality not as funny as bill of course?
>>215587554That is an okay description of an archetypal panel but in fairness if you are looking for a person who is funnier than Bill every week you are going to run out of fresh candidates really fast.
>>215586776You have to give him points for consistency if nothing else.
Shieeeet
>>215589076What?
>>215587607He could get the talking toilet meme and I’m not talking about ________
>>215589494Skibidi?
>>215589451Shieeeeeeeeeeeet……
>>215589528I already wrote you a joke bill, I have to explain it too?
>>215586776>The Left in USA has pushed the overton window, so has the right since Bushpeople say this but there difference between Trump and Bush is massive while Biden was basically a continuation of Obama, so who has really pushed the overton window?
>>215589859In the Left the overton window was pushed by the vocal base and not from the leadership but they did try to appease it post Obama. In the right the leadership pushed the overton window on the shoulders of their vocal core base
>>215589850It would be helpful in this case.
>>215588182His views on Israel was surprising to me at first. He was always vocal about extremism in Islam since 9/11, however he still spoke against the excess of the state in Iraq/Afghanistan.But for Israel he has never once called out their excess and only focused on Hamas or Islam being bad
>>215570175most of that physics research is bullshit, have you not heard sabine talk about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKVJEuVkPvwscience is wonderful but not when it's bullshit, if biden stopped funding theoretical physics they were getting value for money.
>>215590335Sabine also says scientists should be scared of Weinstein.
>>215590335>Biden somehow controlled global physics researchSure anon
>>215568913americans love sucking down neoliberal cum, its literally that simple
>>215590032because Israel has never done anything particularly wrong unironically. They just act like most western countries did pre-1970s.
>>215569180Dude making fun of the 3000 years is stupid its like a storybook that has a prophecy and all the characters except for The Orcs believe in it.Literally, everyone agreed to the rules of believing in Abrahamic faiths when they decided to make a SLIGHTLY different religion than Judaism YET everyone acted like it wasn't going to come true. Then IT DID but instead of being shocked and going along with the Word of God you instead reinvent things to where the prophecy was sent by Satan and Jews are Satanic. So convieient. Also, the Jews did take their rightful lands but never really killed Palestinians until they started their "breed them out" strategy and then shot literally 6000000 missiles at them an "attempted Shoah" thought that would make you laugh but anyway they did that.Or they could read the two Holy Books the Koran is based on that said Jews WILL return 3000 years later because God Wills It.If they believed in the spaghetti monster and not tried to link all religions together then it would be a lot different!!!
>>215590497Idk, feels excessive force.
>>215569055lmao dead christcucks in africa
>>215569188jesus is a jew demon and false god, black christians in nigeria deserve their suffering
>>215569835It's one deranged troll sucking his old liver-spotted cock for years. It gets replies so he keeps posting. Imagine being so cynical and boring that this is your legacy. I'm a Maher fan and even this is obviously mental illness.
Bill Maher continues to massively dab on the haters.
Literally the only liberal I respect
>>215568913>He is blowingthat's for sure
>>215591503No U
>>215591975Yes. You can. Letting women vote wasn’t a retarded move. (This might be bait)
>>215578992beat me to it
God I hate liberals
>>215592347What about reasonable centrists like Bill Maher?
>>215592366He’s what you would call a sane and rational person. I associate the word liberal with insanity and irrationality.
BILL BILL DO THE REAL ALIENS
>>215592635Basado.
>>215568933>>215571462>claims vehemently that he is not Jewish and gets loudly irate if you assume that about him>claims he is Irish or Italian or some shit>also is visibly the most Jewish person on planet Earth outside of wearing Orthodox Jewish outfitWhy is he this way?
>>215568913Cringe pseud, bad personality /thread
>>215592773its in their dna to be self serving and self hating. filthy comics.
>>215569055>network that’s a propaganda arm of an Islamist government>televised welcome home ceremony for hezbollah members>denounced by Palestinian authority as propping up hamas>author of article is self proclaimed Muslim>works for Nigerian government agency>under administration of a Muslim president >unbiased sourcekek
>>215571199no no you can’t talk about the Arab world slave trade, like in the documentary shoot it that Al Jazeera shelved
>>215571282>volga>no fucking Arabs live thereYeah except the several khanates around and along the Volga held for hundreds of years before Russia conquered the region
>>215573491because he’s a liability and the dnc can’t possibly lay claim to or use him>wont play ball with the narrative>refuses to get on board with Palestinian narratives>loudly “anti woke”>did an actual episode all about how normal Trump was in person >willing to have on right wing persona non grata types>wildly hated by far leftdude proudly considers himself a conservative centrist or conservative leaning liberal, whatever that means.even if he’s a tard who often toes the party line, he’s not enough for them and can’t be used in any future situations to toe the party line.
>>215576894yes ignore the regular program they gave about an imam talking about how to stay in line with sharia or how god gave Pakistan nukes to terrorize us he enemies of Islam.totally unbiased lol
His podcast Club Random is hit and miss but the good episodes are REALLY good
>>215592954LMAO fucking sand niggers shameless pieces of shit
>>215568933>atheist >god promised me that land
>>215568913epstein probably kicked this nigga off his plane cause he was too annoying lol
>>215593427He's a hollywood guy. incalls only unless hes at a party and theres a menu.
>>215569835Kikes took over the board.
According to Bill Maher the reason why zoomers are having less and less sex is bedside they’re too afraid to go on dates. They’re too addicted to anime and porn. Society no longer rewards men for being romantics. He’s 100% right you know.
I honestly think the world would be a better place if this guy died of cancer.
>>215593919You’re useless.
>>215569835Some people can dissect the situation.
>>215568913He makes some really good points sometimes. Mostly he is very pushy. Though when he said that people he voted for won't appear on his show, and other shows, or podcasts, he highlighted that as a problem. It's an under observed point in politics. You gotta be seen by people.
>>215594303Liberals genuinely feel like they’re above you. If they go on a talkshow they look at it like the king is gracing a lord.
Reminds me of the Smug episode of south park where the town gets hybrid cars and creates a smug superstorm.
>>215590335Lmao grifted. Does she vote for AfD now?
>>215594401This. It’s insufferable behaviour. Why do they pretend to be royalty.
>>215594401>. If they go on a talkshow they look at it like the king is gracing a lord.liberal strawmen sound a lot like fox news.
>>215594303>It's an under observed point in politics. You gotta be seen by people.liberal politicians don’t consider themselves people
>>215593919Oh, fuck off.
Any word on the panel?
take your faggot old mutt boomer shit to >>>/pol/
>>215597256You go.
>>215597055Oh man, looks like we are getting DAN FARAH, MICHAEL MOYNIHAN, and REP. MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE. This one is going to be SPICY.
>>215597379MTG just called full colonist rhetoric today. No taxes to a tyrannical government. These are the politicians you get when they don’t take donor money.
>>215568913He's not a complete fucking retard, like the others. He's a smart jew grifter and knows which way the wind's blowing.
Maher is based
>>215569055can't tell if this post is satire or not
>>215568913>decided to suck Trump's cock once because he ironically believe he's the "only sane middle">got BTFO>gave a whole monologue justifying why he had dinner with Trump>got BTFO again. people even brought up an old clip of him mocking someone else for dining with Trump>next episode, he completely flipped and started making fun of Trump againhe's just another hack
>>215597422MTG? This episode of Real Time is going to be fucking nuts!
Oh yeah...He rock.
>>215597379This is gonna be great.
New rule... Benjamin Netanyahu is my best friend...
>>215571159>muslim lies about the slaughter built into the religionMany such cases>>215590886
