Kino set in the modern UK?
>>215572238Misfits series 1
>>215572268You know why
>>215572268
>>215572300Is it because they're retarded?
>>215572268???
>>215572238Harry Brown (2009)
>>215572342i hate them
>>215572342Ireland isn't in Britain.
>>215572342Inbreeding is strong with this one
>>215572342me love them
>>215572500*love them me
>>215572461All in due time.
do british men really let their women parade around half naked?
https://youtu.be/jJ0trKBniDE
>>215572238Imagine how many miles of Muslim dick the average British woman has taken.
>>215572238>Kino set in the modern UK?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJGMGyfKd6M
>>215572238Does he just put his phone in his back pocket with the camera sticking out and he turns his body as the slags pass by?
>>215572238>>215572342How the fuck do you get that fat eating beans on toast?
I love my English wife but sometimes wish she was one of these slutty slags
>>215572342They look like gypsies
>>215572342I like the second one. The blonde
>>215572632It's not what you eat, it's how much. You can get fat on almost anything other than maybe vegetables, and even then it's really just because they're so low calorie for how big they are that you'd be too full to eat enough.
>>215572342Why are british women trying to look like mafia wives?
>>215572606kek
>>215572238>>215572342Love me a slag parade.
>>215572238Bro I been subbed to Marsden's patreon and this bitch is straight flashing her vagina and tits every 20 seconds on god the girl is so horny now what the fuck? Same with the katies bitches, both twerking now and the hot one in glasses I seen her pussyhole
>>215572342>ere's your british rose, lad
>>215572238
>>215572684The katies on onlyfans btw i swear brits dumb ass hell out the womb
Is Halloween even big in the UK? I always assumed it was an American thing with all the pumpkin carvings and decorations
>>215572570
>>215572760Halloween has spread to all Western countries and many Eastern ones too.
>>215572760Not really but it is becoming one. Alot of the older brits don't like it because it's American culture.
>>215572238Those Britisher Roses belong to alpha Indian men.
>>215572238reminder that all these vids are made by pakis
>>215572760its regional british originally. The pumpkins were an american adaptation from turnips
>>215572342>vids you can smell
>>215572342If you didn't get the Twisted Sister guy to dress them and make their makeup, would they look decent?
>>215572238Would he defect and work with Karla if he saw a video of future Britain?
all brits look like they were cross bred with a sack of wet potatoes, its bizarre
>>215572238why are british women so ugly?
Notice how none show their tummy thats cause they're fat
>>215572238gotta love 'em slagpiggies
>>215572907The first two only.
>>215572760>Is Halloween even big in the UK?Is been big in the UK as long as I can remember, and i'm pushing 50yo. In the 1980's pumpkins wern't as popular for carving we mostly used turnips for carving inline with the more traditional way as pumpkins weren't native and harder to come by (they don't grow) in the colder climate in and many greengrocers just didn't sell them.Also back in the 80's most people used to dress as witches, vampires, zombies, and werewolves etc, again more inline with traditional folkore. I don't get the current trend of people dressing as Spiderman and The Joker etc, which has nothing to to do the dead and spirituality etc.... but hey ho.
>>215572819>Alot of the older brits don't like it because it's American culture.Not really, America was kinda responsible for its modern revival, but to say Halloween is American is flat out wrong. It's an Import from the British Isles from the days of the colonies.
>>215572238i didnt know there were any white people still in the UK
>>215572785>>215572819>>215572858I rarely see people outside of the US actually dress up in costumes for Halloween.In the US its huge
>>215573125I should specify i mean the current modern day Halloween not saimhem or whatever it's called
>>215572238This is Britain
>>215572760Halloween comes from the Irish originally.
>>215572858i see a fellow Chris Spargo chad! *initiates secret redditor handshake*
>>215572461Correct, Irish slags are top tier
>>215573213Britian is for ants?
>>215572238England's been utterly weimared. extract the decent people, send them to an even more remote isle, and then nuke the rest.
>>215572570love this chapand he's only 19 years old, what potential he has
>>215573250I mean is Newcastle even Britian?
>>215573250They're from Little Britain
>>215572665bread and beans are vegetables
Why do I always see British flags bringing up Americans being fat when I myself have seen plenty of overweight British people in my 34 years of life?
>>215573340KekSeriously tho, whats a solid seven UK film? Solid seven UK woman pictured for reference
>>215573178>I should specify i mean the current modern day Halloween not saimhem or whatever it's calledYes even the word Halloween and practices predate modern America by centuries.Mid-1500s: The first records of the word "Halloween" or "Hallowe'en" appear.1556: The Oxford English Dictionary's earliest citation is from this year."During the Tudor era, Halloween (or All Hallows' Eve) was a religious festival with strong ties to remembering the dead and warding off evil spirits through rituals like 'souling'. People wore masks, blessed their homes, and lit bonfires, while poorer people would go door-to-door asking for soul cakes in exchange for promises to pray for the dead. This period was a transition where Catholic traditions merged with older pagan beliefs, and some Protestant reforms later challenged these practices"
I'm Irish and dated an English girl in college and she used to laugh at me and say I was like her dad because she was always wanting to do slutty things and I wouldn’t do them and would ask her of she wanted to go to a movie or go for a walk or cycling or other outings and I would tell he why didnt she have more respect for herself.
>>215573276left could be cute if she lost 70 pounds (not the currency).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahzQqbYTp-gThis series is about as British as it's possible to get
>>215572632Lots of snacking on junk food while watching the telly after dinner
>>215572238>>215572342built for muslims
I'd still fuck them given a chance. They have sexy voice and big titties
>>215572949Impossible, Smiley would track the source of the problem.
>>215572570Robert Plant wishes he was this good
>>2155732763,4,2,1
>>215572342When and why did British women decide to aspire to be like Jersey Shore whores?
>>215572760it's getting bigger, partly american influence, partly because bonfire night is slowly dying off
>>215573414did you at least roleplay as her dad during sex?
>>215572342I don't know shit about em, but I wouldn't be surprised if these are Irish Gypsy's.
>>215573467too old for muslims
Not even hard
>>215573489They're Irish, see pic for reference
>>215572632This is a pork pie, they're generally eaten cold as a snack. The crust is usually made with lard, the pork usually has a layer of jelly between it and the pastry, this jelly is the fats coming out when it cooks and congealing (same thing as with jellied eels) .Then you've all the british dishes made with suet
>>215573528Answer. The question.
>>215572268all women are retarded.
Probably circa 2011 when Jersey Shore mania reached the British Isles.
>>215573489Cheap cosmetic surgery and zero ways of getting a natural tan in this godforsaken country.Katie Price/Jordan is seen as someone to aspire to, even though she literally only became a big star because of a sex tape.
>>215572238This is what happens when you take away the cane.
>>215572760Probably the parties but Trick or Treating is primarily a White American cultural tradition.
>>215573578The UK doesn't need Jersey Shore
>>215573644Literally WHO?
>>215572238Guy Ritchie's first two movies.
>>215573508No. I didnt want to have sex. I wanted to do other stuff with her.
Jesus fucking Christ...
>>215573722sexo
Lads how do we stop pub life dying off, but keep streaming services alive?
>>215573340Mister F
HIGHSTREETSLAGS
>>215572632>how do you get fat eating industrial waste carbohydrate slop science baffled lad
>>215573340Kek
>>215573796That's a fairly small amount of food for an average sized person, I would say?
>>215573690A minor glamour model who became famous when her sex tape "leaked" (search for Jordan sex tape). She then had a resurgence in popularity when she appeared on celebrity big brother and had a very stage managed romance with washed up one hit wonder Peter Andre (famous then for being extremely oily) . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIq4B1rgl4
>>215573796Can't wait for RFK go turn her into a babe
>>215573796wtf i be full and bloated after just one big meal for hours
>>215573383Europoors like to pretend that obesity is a strictly American phenomenon
>>215573796how do fatasses afford this shit? i barely coast by eating ramen twice a day (sometimes once) and drink water and if i indulge myself then i also eat a banana somewherr between the time i wake up or before crying myself to sleep
>>215573886Maybe you should be working instead of crying..
>>215572342
>>215572907No, they all look weird regardless, like that Maisie Williams bitch
>>215573848>This video from 10 years ago looks like it was filmed in 1995Grim.
>>215573796did she just have 5 meals?
>>215573904no, helps me maintain my boyish physique cause if my body doesnt want to piss out all the water i drank then i gotta get rid of it some other way
>>215573796
>>215573824Aside from the peas (which you never see her eat) everything she eats there is fats and carbs. That drink was also a drinking yoghurt, 500ml of a thin yoghurt with a shit load of sugar. She also appeared to have a big three course meal for lunch, then still have a large dinner.
>>215573528Look, bad fashion choices aside, if they all had banging bodies like that it wouldn't be a problem
>>215573943Vegetables taste like shit.
>>215573796She should be strapped to a bed and fed nothing but distilled water for 40-60 days
>>215573966Issy
>>215573966Issy by far.
>>215573990>strapped to a bedGood luck finding straps long enough
>>215573936It was literally filmed in 1995 anon it was hardly going to be uploaded 10 years before youtube even existed.
>>215574037I don't believe you.
>>215573974bri*ish people be like: yeah lets import thousands of sex starved pakis and indians into our country!
>>215572342real horrorshow
>>215572238How hard would it be for me to get a shag in merry old England? I'm a 6'3 Nigerian if that matters.
>>215574021We can find the straps, maybe in a lumber yard. The harder part with be a sturdy enough bed frame and god bless the people who have to give her sponge baths.
>>215573578I remover when this birch was posted alll the time on /fit/ and /int/ back in 2012. She most likely a mum of five from four different days >>215573644Yeah that would have been true two decades ago, now she a punching bag that everyone mocks. Who the fuck do you know who worships Katie Price? Top Kek
>>215574132Nuke England
>>215574176The same people who watch loose women
>>215572819Do they prefer Diwali?
>>215573966Issy went from a dyke to a sorority bitch. Definitely the best glowup.
>british "roses"I bet they are great drinking buddies and would have your back in a fight but why you'd marry one of those is beyond me
>>215574147Just go to the seaside and find girls out on a hen do
>>215573966Issy best girl in both eras
>>215572238Slags make my dick erect.
>>215572238>the one taking a selfieI need those legs in my life, wouldn't eat, wouldn't drink, just licking those legs would give me enough nutrients.
>>215573965>Vegetables taste like shit.You're not cucumber mans wife by any chance are you, because I have bad news for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJGMGyfKd6M
>>215572342>tfw no slag gf
>>215574220lol no, you don't want to drink with these womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ2XmHqjQbQ
>Br'ishThis thread is horrifying but also hilarious at the same time.
>>215572238Absolutely disgusting slam pigs
>>215574260Looks fun.>>215574288Someone should post that picture of the Romans describing britons
