JKR should've made a college series or have one of them come back as a teacher. Reboots are dumb.
>>215572418She's doing it to ruin Emma Watson's legacy specifically, in revenge for opposing her TERF agenda.
She doesn't give a fuck about this slop other than to make money from the merchandising. Her main interest in writing has always been thr type of trash she puts out now
>>215572418Isn't there a wizarding school in the US that is untouched storywise that they could do whatever the hell they want with?
>>215572711US hogwarts makes zero sense because we don’t have the type of school system the old world uses. even our stuffy private schools don’t match the UK in amount of structure.
>>215572711Seriously? No Israeli representation? I know it's cliche, but that's legit anti-semitic. C'mon, Roeling. Some Jewish representation, eh? God's chosen, eh? Really lame.
>>215572922>we don’t have the type of school system the old world uses.https://youtu.be/j-2ZxldMO-M
>>215573123kwab
>>215572418just go play one of the porno games to get it out of your system, faggot.
>>215572711Why did she even bother making this retarded worldbuilding? UK has its own school but whole continents have to share with each other.
>>215573123>Some Jewish representation, eh?Obligatory mention of the Gringotts banking goblins
>>215572711>no israeli wizard girlsfuck her
>>215572418>teacher emmaoh my
>>215572418She honestly should have written a straight fantasy cycle about the founders of Hogwarts.
>>215572711>Arab magic school
>>215573564two reasons1) it clearly started as a country/regional thing and she got lazy with it by making the others continental2) she's a woman and women are bad at creating (see reason 1)
>>215572418I'm still surprised she didn't just keep writing Harry Potter books
>>215572711This is retarded as hell
>>215572418In Cursed Child she is a teacher in the alternative future and she is butthurt that Ron chose a pajeeta instead of her.
>>215572711imagine the fucking at the latam school
>>215573769True, maybe she just decided that she had enough money already. What has she even done after HP?
>>215572488>In a better timeline, Emma returns to play a sexier McGonagall. >With a slit in her skirt for her sexy legs.
>>215574033she tried to be a mystery writer thinking she would be the next Agatha Christie
>>215574033She wrote what she wanted to write (unpopular detective novels) under a pen name.Which is honestly something I can respect.
>>215572418pretty much my take toothere is actually something like Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald alreadythey should built upon it, instead squezing goys for shekels with new same old shit
>>215574039>sexier mcgonagalldoubtful
>>215572418Her vision for their future just sucked. Her pairings are shit and they all become government drones or store clerks.
None of the kids would come back to do a spin off show because they hate her for making them rich and famous.
>>215574158Agreed. Also, other than becoming a Hogwarts teacher, those seem to be about the only career options in wizard bongland.
>>215574084>>215574064Wat else? Just mystery stuff?
>>215574240You can also sell cauldrons or work for the overly bloated government apparatus
After she dies her detective novels will get looked at and all of you will have to appreciate them :)
>>215574197Wrong, brown. Chris Columbus' overbearing need for control even in casting made them famous(and Maggie Smith for Radcliffe). Rowling on the other hand owes her entire career to Scholastic and Warner media for banking rolling her for book 2 and building artificial hype around her and the book.
>>215574287isn't his son literally months old at this point?
>>215574240Why would you even work as a wizard instead of divining the winning numbers/horse/whatever every few years?
>>215574321He sure is, was born the same year Voldemort died.
>>215574335Because divination is bullshit, could probably do something else to become rich in the muggle world.
>>215574308you’re high. Chris Columbus didn’t write the books but sure, he did the casting and JK approved.
>>215574287>That's my wife's son!>That's her boy!
>>215574335>>215574378>buy run down house>reparo x20>sell for profit>repeat
>>215572488>She's doing itDoing what? Watson already showed her true colors as a fair weather friend and has no career left to speak of.
Why didn't Dumbledore dig a pit filled with spikes stained with AIDS blood and tell Snape to fly over it while activating the voldemort mark?
>>215574424>Oy! You got a repairs license? This house is King’s Property now.
>Harry teaches defence against the dark arts>Griffindor and Ravenclaw practice crucio on Hufflepuff and Slitherin students
>>215574428>Doing what?Making the TV series. So that when people look back at Potter they see the new ugly foreign Hermione rather than Emma Watson.
>>215574454>Oy! You go-FLIPENDO!
>>215574459Hufflepuffs are for imperio, the snakes get crucio
>>215573737>>JKR should've made a college series or have one of them come back as a teacher. Reboots are dumb.Did you really just delete this post while leaving up the gay tranny pedo thread, janny/mod?You want a report to 737 so you have the /v/ problem on this board you fucking gay creep?
>>215574459>SlitherinSlytherinbros, we got lucky.
>>215572488based. fuck emma
>>215574488Oh you even deleted the heterosexual thread while leaving up the gay tranny pedo threadhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/215572595/#215572595
>>215574488your post getting deleted probably had something to do with you being an annoying loser faggot who thinks every time someone says something he doesn’t like, then they somehow must be a pajeet.
>>215574380The only thing she got for the casting was that they had to be bongs or irish. Other than that she did not get the final say on who was cast and Columbus did. Once again you fell for marketing much like the fake story about her being poor and in shambles when she wrote the first book.
>>215574459>>215574474Who do they practice Avada Kedavra on?
>>215574639Doesn't philosopher's stone still exist? Just force Malfoy to make a horcrux and keep reviving him.
>>215574668Based. I was thinking house elves, Hogwarts has more than enough of those little magic house niggers
>>215574639They just send you in the forest with the man-eating spiders. Better learn that spell or become spider fodder.
>>215574622dilate. she was a substitute teacher so, not wealthy.
>>215574668>Doesn't philosopher's stone still exist?It was destroyed after book 1.
>>215573845But Herm is a jeet.
>>215574816Didn't Dumbledore do it off-screen?
>>215574869Off screen after book 1, either that or it was after Voldemort fucked off but before Harry took the train home as i forget specifically which, if it was the latter then there wasn't exactly much book left after it was destroyed.
>>215574799She quit her job to write, got a loan from a friend for 9k(something a poor working class retard wouldn't have the resources to do) and the cafe she was allowed to mill about in was her brother in-laws. The whole writing on napkins was confirmed by her as overexaggerated media nonsense. Her entire back story was made up for marketing to trick low income plebs like you.You come off as vaxxed btw
>>215574462She owes her entire career and wealth to Rowling. Maybe throwing her under the bus for stating the obvious wasn’t the brightest move.
>JKR should've made a college series or have one of them come back as a teacher. Reboots are dumb.
>>215574945She still had to write it, which is more than GRRM is doing these days.
>>215574971Nope. She owes it to Columbus for getting the role, Kloves for being a simp and her rich hollywood connected parents.>According to David Heyman, JKR did not have that much of a role, and he also said that the most important people were, in order: Steve Kloves, himself, and the director. Therefore, Kloves was in the ultimate position to influence and damage the character development of Ginny, Ron and even Hermione. In fact, before the films came out, he himself admitted that Hermione was indeed his favourite character. https://vimeo.com/17630234>>215575281Based on everything we know and how absolutely uncommon it is for her to get the treatment she did for a children's author? I'm starting to believe the whole shes just another Carolyn Keene(ghost writer) stuff.
>>215573648>guy shoved a toothpick in his asshole until it got him pregnant with a chimera rat/human buttbaby, which proceeded to eat his guts out during anal gestationWhat the fuck am I reading
>>215572711Arabs and Nafris go to BeauxbatonsIndians and pakis go to Hogwarts
>>215572418She’s a woman. Children’s books are all she can write
>>215573648I'd watch the shit out of a serie about arab magics
>>215575515The role would not have existed without Rowling, motherfucker.
>>215575547>What the fuck am I readingIslam, you infidel.
>>215575515>>According to David HeymanImmediately disregarded. I don't care what a nobody had to say. It was all JKR. It was written in her contract that she has final approval and veto power over all cast members. JKR even got that one Slytherin girl replaced because she didn't match the description in the books.
>>215574799her parents were middle-upper class socialists
>>215572488>>215572418Emma Watson's Hermione sucks, the only reason people were interested in her was because they dreamed of inseminating her.>>215574462If the new adaptation plays its cards right, people will get to know a more interesting Hermione.
>>215575893>Hermione is BLACKOUR PATIENCE HAS ITS LIMITS
>>215572418That is some prime pussy.
>>215572711>russian wizard girls
>>2155771642>1>3>4>5>6>7>8
>>215572711This is the exact retarded way I would have done world building kek
>>215574462They're both equally validstop being racist
is Harry Potter the only childrens movie/book series where the main character did NOT get the girl in the end?
>>215577294Based.
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