I miss it so fucking much bros
>>215574561was great until they added 3rd worlders
>>215574561game of thrones sucks i remember trying to read the book and reading about incestual sex abuse and some barbarian man rape a thirteen year old daenarys while she calls herself the dragon was just terrible content
>The king is coming, quick, put on your best brown rags and assemble in the mud pit! And make sure the giant retarded stableboy is standing in the front row!
>>215574561It started out as well as it ended badly
>>215574569Bongs were in from the beginning.
>>215574623oi, you got a loicense for postin that banter?
>>215574623absolutely crushed those island monkeys. Bongpakis will probably never recover.
>>215574623>Bongsthe progenitors of modern society
>>215574561https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0I71cnMG1Y
>>215574561This show was only good in the first season and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Zoom zooms don't realize what they're really clinging to was "event television" and that's just a buzzword for standard programming prior to streaming.
why was the big one called "OLD DOOR"I mean, sure he looked kind of old but he didnt look like a door FFS
More than half of Starks and their men in this shot were killed.
>>215574711>This show was only good in the first season and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.Pretty true really. I remember liking the first four, but rewatched it last year, stopping before five, and 2-4 were just okay.
>>215574561I didn't read the books and I only watched a few seasons of the show. Enough to conclude it's utter trash. The show plot (apparently books too) kicks off with Ned finding out Joffrey isn't Robert's son and is in fact Jamie's incestuous bastard. At the time he's practically all alone in King's Landing with his two young daughters in tow. The first thing he does with this info is blabber on about it to Cersei and makes a deal with Evil McShiftyface. He doesn't think of maybe finding an excuse to leave King's Landing quietly with Sansa and Arya then tell Cersei to GTFO before he tells on them to Robert. And once Robert is killed he sticks around in Bad Guys HQ.>but Ned is honourable he had to do itMeanwhile he's been sitting on Jon's lineage for decades because he understands what would happen if it was made known.My point is, here we have a 50 year-old duke level noble who can obviously be discreet when needed, yet he mindlessly gets himself killed because the plot needed to progress in a certain way.
there will never be a more metal scene in tv than the flayed man shot
>>215574561S1-S4 were so fucking kino bros. Then...Porne happened
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>>215574933Dorne is one of the most retarded parts of the setting even considering the books.
>>215574711>>215574779Dumb shit. S1 is literally nothing but setup for the later seasons. Just admit you've grown to hate the series but can't stop talking about it
>>215574858Truth nuke. Asoiaf writing falls apart on even basic shit with even the lightest genuine scrutiny.
>>215574561Fake white people history is so fucking boring
>>215574933Dorne and the Ironborn are a waste of time in the books too. Gurm lost the plot after the third book.
>>215575049Told you nons can't comprehend fiction.
Guys I have really bad anger issues because I stopped drinking and ive been snapping at my dad more and I feel like im being a horrible son. Any advice to control my anger so I can be a better son like Rob was to Ned?
>>215574947Dornish master plan? More like Dornish master fail lol>>215574997Agreed. It makes literally no sense why Targaryens with literal fantasy nukes were unable to conquer them except lame copying of Wales history >>215575065>Third book was released in 2000Fuck
>>215575091non historical fiction is just dramatizations of how their ancestors got BTFO by European conquerors lmao
>>215574623>>215574657Literally everything good and worthwhile in Western society has it's origin in Great Britain. You are brown.
>>215575065it’s absurd how bloated and meandering the story became. Brienne pov chapters haha
>>215575065Dark Lord Euron is unironically kino though
>>215574998lol no I always hated it. I reluctantly enjoyed the first season precisely because it was an interesting worldbuilding setup, but after Sean Bean died it started to go nowhere, especially with the icy zombies, and by the time of the red wedding you really had to be drinking the kool aid to not realize it. The later seasons weren't even midwit tier, they're slop.
>>215575337The knights making a wager to take her virginity was p. funny and extremely realistic. She had her face eaten by Biter so she will die a virgin.
>>215575442>ice zombiesSomething they fucked up in the very first episode since they're ice elves in the books with the likely motivation of wanting to freeze the world in a desire to preserve itThat goes out the window when they're presented as ice zombies with monster faces from the get go
Its slop. Gurm is a hack
>>215575334Did you mean Rome?
>>215574623CARLOS!
>>215575158>2000 was 40 years agohow time flies
>>215575115Go back to drinking.
>>215574590sounds based. would read it
>>215575115That should calm down after a couple weeks. Get more rest per day if you can. Look up some breathing/calming exercises on youtube to do before yelling at people. Lower your caffiene intake if it's high
>>215574561why is hodor at the front. walder frey hid his retarded son whenever some other lord visited the twins. catelyn started to suspect when she found out his retarded son was at the wedding of her brother
>>215574590filtered. eat some zinc and try again.
>>215575158The Dornewank in the prequel history book was aggravating.>they would abandon castles and hide in caves when Aegon and his sisters cameI'm sorry, did they have fucking radar systems on their castles to let them know when the dragons were coming? There's literally no way for them to have advance warning.
>>215576864I cant i almost died twice from it>>215576946Its been a year and 6 months of sobriety. I used to drink because it calmed my brain down and made me happy.
>>215574561Shitty adaptation of a medicore (and unfinished) YA fantasy series.
>>215574561I cannot figure out why this show along with TLOTR completely disinterests me. I thought Berserk was cool because it's based off Middle Ages fantasy shit, and I think historically that era is pretty cool, but I gave up on the first season of this and never really watched the movies all the way through
>>215577122Then you can't blame it on the sobriety anymore kek. Sounds like you need to see a therapist or some doctor to get medication. Maybe you're bipolar
>>215575785>the likely motivation of wanting to freeze the world in a desire to preserve itthere is nothing at all suggesting this in the books
>>215574623In Germany you can arrested here for making this kind of post
The high water mark of the entire series was Hardhome
The show died right here.
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>>215577027Theon cute. He should have fucked off from Winterfell taking Bran and Rickon as hostages and Meera, Kyra and Osha as salt wives.
>>215577423I think people should be questioned what their favorite part of GOT was, and if they answer with anything past season 4, they should be sterilized.
>>215574623Madman
>>215577211Im not going on ED pills or talking to some faggot fucking shrink. Ill just lose my hair and age prematurely and never have sex again because my anger issues
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>>215575345I like Euron but he's the best example of GRRM adding a new major character that didn't need to be there who has motivations separate from anything else already established in the plot instead of just finishing what he'd already startedAt least with faegon it seems clear he's an expedient plot device to make Dany go insane. Meanwhile Euron is trying to unleash some apocalyptic evil that may not even be related to the other one that the books should be focusing on.
>>215574604>cat giving Hodor a higher place of honor than Jonkek, bastards must be taught their place
>>215574561You don't miss it. You miss the idea of it.
>>215575785>with the likely motivation of wanting to freeze the world in a desire to preserve itnah, white walkers are a simp army to acquire Stark dick for the Corpse Queen. Opening scene is them testing a Royce(who have Stark blood), he doesn't meet the standard so they kill him. Benjen is currently getting his pelvis broken in the far north, Jon is next
