At Alice's restaurant? It's not Thanksgiving yet, anon.

>>215574965
whenever I talk to a woman it doesn't smash cut to me fucking her wtf do I do

I mean it sort of is if you're attractive. She probably had a boyfriend too

>>215574965
the amount of work I would have to do to bring a woman over and not have her run away the second she saw my place is just fucking monumental, it can't be done.
How did people clean their homes back in the day, was it aliens?

>>215574965
this happened to me at a party so yeah?

>>215574965
She looks like Cara Maria from the challenge.

>be khhv throughout high school
>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall
>start sweating bullets
>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere
>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together"
>later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked
>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool
>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)
>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school
>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again
>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since

>>215575163
nutting before hand is a smart move. probably should have done that a handful of times

>>215574965
She was most likely turned on by Mcnulty’s badge or some sort of law enforcement groupie

>>215575020
You aren’t doing it right.

Scrapple smell makes panties wet

Happened to me once in 2015 or 2016

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It's pretty easy.

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>>215574965
Yes.

>>215576498
Thats what she does when she sees a black guy.

>>215576549
thanks for the input, chang and/or ramesh

>>215576498
Why is my waitress not wearing pants? That's a health code violation.

>>215576549
indian post

>>215576592
it was casual friday

>>215576549
SAR H1B ARE TO DEPORTED SAR

>>215576565
My name is Josh

>>215575020
dissociatemaxx and start losing huge chunks of time to your alternate personas
wake up covered in a hooker's blood
jump off the golden gate bridge

>>215576534
What did he say to her? What the words to make this happen? The writers are withholding this info from us.

>>215575163
>>>/r9k/

>>215576650
rajipoor

>>215576650
>Josh in Seattle has received your ticket
>"GOOD MORNING, SAAR"

>>215576549
nothing