What actually happened here?
>>215575385I fucking recently read it was jackie
Fun fact, no guns were actually discharged, his head just spontaneously exploded. Same thing with Sonny Bono, he never crashed into a tree, his head/bones just did that.
>>215575385A coup d'etat from the American far right
>>215575385Do you wanna know what happened there?You don't wanna know what happened there
>>215575479Give it to me straight, no sugar coating, no bullshitting, no pandering to my zoomer sensibilitiesI CAN TAKE IT GIVE IT TO ME REAL AND RAW
He spilled the beans and they had to get rid of him before he got rid of them first.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfzJaLXujTE
>>215575457>LBJ>far right
>>215575457Didn't know the jews constitute the far-right. Seems conter-intuitive.
>>215575385A hoax
>>215575385on friday november 22nd 1963, president john f kennedy was assasinated in dallas, texas. his killer, lee harvey oswald, fired three shots from the texas school book depository and one of those shoots killed the president. oswald acted alone, not part of any conspiracy
>>215575440worlds worst brain aneurysm.
>>215575385This is on topic because Oliver Stone made an entire movie about it.That said, Oswald killed him. Believe me, I was a big JFK conspiracy enthusiast for most of my life. I ended up listening to the audiobook version of Case Closed, just because I was bored of hearing the same old conspiracy theory talking points again and again and said "fuck it, might as well hear the "official story" to see if they can convince me." Turns out they did. Oswald was a weirdo loner communist. Antisocial, beat up his pregnant wife, beat up his mother as a child, took a shot at a far right politician less than a year before killing Kennedy. He tried to live in the USSR and even they didn't like him there because he was such a weirdo. You can say he's a patsy, but nah, I'm 99% sure he did it. You will all call me an idiot, but this is the truth.JD Tippit is the key to all of this. Why did multiple witnesses claim to see Oswald shoot a police officer who tried to stop him? Why would he do that if he wasn't guilty?If you look at the seat placement in the limo (JFK's seat and the governor's seat weren't exactly parallel) and the positions of their bodies when the second shot (the one that hit both Kennedy and Connally) rang out, the "Magic Bullet" theory falls apart. It's completely possible that the bullet hit Kennedy in the upper back, exited his throat, hit Connally in the torso and hit him in the wrist, deflected off the bone and lodged in his thigh. He was turning and looking over his shoulder when he was hit, it makes sense.
>>215575385massive aneurysm
>>215575385His head just did that.
>>215575440Reddit humor sucks so much (which was ripped off from a twitter post)
>>215575385Some real glowie shit
>>215575620Oswald was ALLOWED to kill him, same old story.
>>215575564>oswald acted alone, not part of any conspiracyThen why was HE assassinated.
>>215575385The best working theory is unironically 4 different groups all tried to kill him that day without any knowledge of the others
>>215575765jacob rubenstein acted alone, not part of any conspiracy
>>215575385Jackie shot him, you can see it pretty clearly in the video.
>>215575620gee i wonder why i've never heard from conspiracy theorists that oswald fuckin TRIED TO ASSASSINATE SOMEONE ELSE earlier in the year. actually i do know, because it's devastating to their case
>>215575564>oswald acted aloneNot everything is a conspiracy and he just shot JFK because he was an angry nut. He had no clear ideology for his violence and tried to assassinate a prominent right wing war hawk a few months before he killed JFK. But his confused atypical life story really makes for a great back ground for every conspiracy theory you want. PBS did a great three hour documentary about this in the 1990s.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjwKxuie2o
>>215575385He shat himself but it came out the wrong way
He was a fucking kid!
>>215575867guess in the oliver stone movie there was no time for such an insignificant detail
>>215575385Jack Leon Ruby (born Jacob Leon Rubenstein;
>>215575620>>215575759Oswald was verified to have been in the building's lunchroom at the time of the shooting. Oswald had no knowledge that he was being blamed for the killing until a reporter later told him he was charged with it while Oswald was being escorted by cops. Oswald was a CIA asset, and per his training he went to a theater to meet his CIA handler where he was set up to be confronted by cops and supposed to die. The real killer killed a police man in a different part of the city at that time. Since Oswald was certain to spill the beans everywhere, they sent in Ruby to whack him. Ruby being a well known Mafia associate.
The Mafia was super pissed at the Kennedys for RFK cracking down on them as attorney general. The Mafia had helped JFK get elected with the promise he'd be lax on them. If they killed RFK, JFK would go even harder on them, but if they killed JFK, it removes RFK from power. It's also why they later killed RFK so he wouldn't become president and get revenge.
Glowy thread
>>215575385The culmination of the ZOG take over of the USA.The recently released JFK files showed the connections with kike intelligence of what happened, JFK wanted kike lobbies to register as foreign lobbies, he wanted to investigate the stolen nuclear secrets by the Israelis. Killing him cemented their control over the entire political landscape of the USA.
>>215576018>RubyInteresting detail about him as well. Dude was a lowlife. "Mob associate" is technically accurate but he wasn't well-regarded in the criminal underworld. He had a weird celebrity fixation on JFK and the first family. Witnesses, women who worked in his club, attested to him being extremely depressed and angry after Kennedy was shot. He repeated the phrase "how could somebody do that" over and over and was visibly distraught about it.I think people like the mystique of the conspiracy theory, but the reality is actually far stranger and more interesting imo.
>>215575620Also, all of Oliver Stone's stuff about Vietnam is complete bs. JFK was as much a hawk on Vietnam as LBJ would turn out to be. Read Dereliction of Duty for more info.
>>215576050>they later killed RFK so he wouldn't become president and get revenge.RFK was murdered by a Jordanian national who was angry that RFK supported selling arms to israel which would be used against people in palestine and jordan. The Mafia doesn't care about the middle east and the zionists would have wanted RFK to be president.
>>215575385This guy did it. He then leaped into Martin Lloyd from sg1
highly recommend watching this Woody Harrisons dad was in on it
>>215575867>>215575899It's funny that I first learned about this from the Quantum Leap episode.
>>215575457*Zionists
>>215575385Kennedy got shot in the shoulder by Oswald, then the secret service agent behind Kennedy panicked and pulled the trigger on his gun, shooting him in the head. This is why there was a coverup but no conspiracy.
>>215575385that nigga there, he done got shot fo sho
Gassy knoll here, ask me anything.
>>215575385You will never guess who was behind it.
anyone telling you it wasn't jews is a shillcheck jack ruby(rubenstein) ethnicity
>>215576495grow up
>>215576495you know who else was jewish? Abraham Zippruder who shot the most famous film of the assasination. cue the twilight zone theme music. Both Zippruder and Ruby were big fans of JFK.
>>215575385Joint task-force between Israeli intelligence and rouge elements of the CIA to oust Kennedy and replace him with Johnson. Oswald was a complete retard that couldn't shoot for shit, but they doctored evidence to prove the contrary. The real killer has never been caught, and the conspirators use theories like the Grassy Knoll to obfuscate any attempt to find the truth. Allen Dulles has betrayed the United States, and helped contribute its decline, and the world's misery to this day.
>>215575385He sneezed and his head blew up.
>>215576912>Oswald was a complete retard that couldn't shoot for shitOswald was actually pretty smart. It's why they were using him as a spy in the Soviet Union. The rifle he had though was a complete piece of shit. No one could have been a crackshot with it even on straight and level range. Certainly not from high to low and shooting multiple times in a row cycling the bolt at record speed.