COME ON IN GUYS
can't wait to see what my retard survivorfu gets up to this episode
Seems like we're getting the Shannon v Sage vote out judging by the intro
thank you for thread#usingmybag
>>215576926Probably going to tribal council again because she's useless.
DROP YOUR BUFFSIT’S PARTY TIME
>im the one always pepping up my office
DROP YOUR BUTTS
who is running the island and what we sippin on this fine evening?
>winner winner chicken diner
damn almost forgot there was an episode tonight
>>215577023sophi probably and a diet coke
>>215576886Tribe swap last week and this week?
holy shit the kweens in trouble
rip
damn. a tribe switch can get you evac'd now
of course Rizgod and Sav stay together
>Oh shit this is boring as hell>Quick, mix up the tribes again! Surely all these boring ass players will be interesting in SOME combination
I’m sure this is a common occurrence, but there isn't shit else happening this season so they have to show someone sitting down to breathe kekaroo
>Uncle JI despise how familiar the contestants are with Jeff in these soft ass seasons. Remember when he would be dismissive and sometimes even antagonistic towards contestants?
Kinda surprised Jeff brought real food this time.
>>215577187>Remember when he would be dismissive and sometimes even antagonistic towards contestants?I remember when he almost lost his shit on Wendell when he though he was talking back to him. Jeff marched right up to him like he was going to beat his ass.
>Now kids if you don't come in first in this challenge, you don't get an apple pie with your happy meal>AWWWW UNCLE J!>You heard me, this is a tough survival show. Now let's have a nap before playtime
>savannah will never jump into your arms
time to job for the edit
>>215577230Idk if Jeff has gotten soft in his old age or if our culture is so infantalized that survivor would get taken off the air if anything so controversial happened
Did they have 2 discs? Why did they only use one?
>>215577259isnt savannah and rizzo on s50?
SOPHI B FINALLY WON A CHALLENGEHOLY SHIT
>>215577296>Wanting to be mounted by a SEAmonkey that escaped containment No thanks
BREATHE
>>215576886>>215576943She is no doubt a huge bitch irl. It’s always cringe when they’re “former (used to do thing)”
>Sage and Shannon were original Uli with Jawan>meanwhile they are post-swap Kele with Steven >Jawan and Steven will try to throw the other under the bus while Sage and Shannon are trying to get the other outdangerously kino
Looks like another kino Elsbeth episode this week
mc is kind of cool so it sucks to get fucked by a retarded swap into 3 tribes again
>i want to instill fear in people's heartsLET'S GO
Rizzo’s rizz Mc’s athleticismSophia and Savannah’s hotness This tribe is going to be a powerhouse
>>215577187this and agreed with Q
i think jawan and sage are my favorites
>>215576886what did that woman see?
just guys being dudes
>>215577187I'll never forgive Jeff for the fried chicken and waffles song.
>>215577590Yeah that was pretty hard to watch. Precisely what season did it get this gay?
>>215577496>referring to acquaintances by family titlesdon't get it. weird chick at work referred to me as "dad". she is ugly so I told her to stop
>6 episodes in>finally starts getting an edit
lamest survivor trope is getting mad your name is the decoy
>>215577674Makes sense. If people are comfortable throwing your name out then it means you're pretty low on the totem pole and that your tribemates wouldn't mind as much if you were taken out by an idol play.
RIZGOD FINNA CATCH A SHARK
Riz is fucking retarded kek
>put it in her underwearIMAGINE
I wish I was that advantage
>wins first challenge of the season>finds a powerthings are looking up for my little tard wife
Every challenge feels exactly the same. Remember when they'd have challenges like 'eat something gross' and 'suplex your opponents into the mud?'
For me, it's >1.Yellow>2. Red>3. Testicular tortion>4. Blue
>>215577927I'd take that lame matching items challenge at this point just because it would be different than all these new era challenges.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
natebros... i'm starting to panic...
>>215577927I miss the old challenges that were themed around the season so much. I'm sick of Fiji in general
>>215578068>spats buttMan, i love being a gym rat
shannon cooked yo
>she's playing both sides but she's loyal to you and trusts you>let me take her outokay?
This is the Karen edition of the show so many annoying female characters and so many down L gay men. The show really needs a new casting director it's just awful.
>we're doing "our" sister timethey are going to flip it on sage arent they
>>215578187they should do an international survivor with a bunch of different races that all hate each other
>>215578194Hopefully not she one of the few with a soul there.
>>215578194I hate the "quirky" girl archetype nusurvivor casts.
>>215578201>last time, on survivor israelA challenge could be policing the downtrodden Palestinians
>>215578201they should do a season with all chinese guys
>>215578187>We're not casting villains anymoreThe casting director who originally suggested that needs to be keelhauled
>>215577927They need to bring creativity back they also need to stop casting so many Californians and just straight up boring people with sad stories.
>>215578201they should do a couple seasons where its only men or women
>>215578267Villains are the soul of the show. Now all they cast is passive aggressive middle age females and sociopaths pretending to be woke. They all fell so fake. Also why do they cast do many dykes it's like an epidemic.
>>215578187even deal or no deal island had better casting lmao
who is from /bb/?
>>215578194This bitch is so easy to read, how does anyone trust her
>>215578352That why she is easy to read.
>>215578358>her real self flashed to the surface for a second
IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A HANDSHAKE BECAUSE I CANT GIVE YOU A GENUINE HUG
>take out an ally just because they're religious and playing the game>rolling with people that don't give a fuck about yougenius move in the nu-survivor era kek
Sage seems far more autistic than the autistic chick they had last season
>>215578387>pandering to reddit/twitterI THINK SAGE SUCKS
>>215578412lol true but Sage doesn’t have an island daddy to settle her down
>>215578412Sage is like an autistic dude trap in a huge female body.
>only interesting character this season out>everyone else completely boring
>>215578436She collects blackheads
>do a 2nd swap from 2 tribes to 3 for no fucking reason>it just fucks over a random player>next episode is mergeKEKAROOOOOOO
>>215578452It's just such a disaster. They need to fired a bunch of people. Also the game needs to be longer
>>215578572s-surely they'll switch things up after S50, right guys?
>>215578644No Jeff was coping that 26 days are harder right before Jason and Matt got twist fucked out of the game.
After watching Australia Survivor, it's easy to say Parvati is the best female suvivor of all time. Best male survivor has to be a tie between colby, boston rob & tony. I was interested watching parvati other shows before her australia play, man dr. will gameplay was so bad in deal or no deal island. I forever seen him as one of the greatest of all time and after seeing it, his gameplay just doesn't work on modern big brother. He was basically being a quirk chungus redditor saying he's the biggest target, he just kept placing the noose around the neck like hes a martyr and just looked at him like hes a fucking dumbass attention whore. His personality didn't change, hes still has the charisma and he's still smart but the gimmick just doesn't work on modern times, he gets evicted 1st on modern big brother. Also saw traitors, Dan was basically the same but the problem he was playing bb10 and was apparently too quiet and shy in a house of housewives and chads who eat instagram pussy everyday. There were pretty solid players, a guy set a massive trap on him and parvati which basically nuked his game and was forced to scramble and tried to blame it on his traitor ally who is not parvati. He basically got caught by a professional who did a masterpiece move on him and parvati, if i have to compare it to something, maybe like boogies eviction in bb14. I still think hes still one of the greats.Traitor s3 had derrick and just closed it. it was a repeat of paul bb19 which the production wants them to worship him for protection and is safe from being murdered and banished on his 1st game. He entered the game where theres already 3 traitors, boston rob is in it and tony is in it. Also danielle and britney were in it and i just can't fucking watched it because its just a repeat of paul and i heard the season had the worst players. If i have to pick best Big Brother playersBest male is 1. Dan, 2. Tyler 3. JacksonBest female is 1. Nicole 2.Vanessa 3. Shelli
>>215578710Parv lost to the golden god on donda island
>>215578710eh, Will had a nice setup on Dondi except he made one mistake banking on David playing against the Dealer. But how was he supposed to know he was playing 2v1 on that season with two survivor players who were both winners? If David lost there, he had built a small army ready to go after Parv next and then he's a couple eliminations and he's in the finalealso, australia survivor was only 16 days, had only 14 players with half of them having crushes or wanted to work with parv because they were fans, and they set her up by having each tribe be 4 women and 3 men giving her majority and giving her Cirie and potentially David as allies.
>>215578978yeah you might be right about australia but i still think parvati is the female goati don't think will's magic tricks were good enough to last until the finals
west coast just started
Shannon was like Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood, too bad Sage wasn’t her DDL. I miss people being mean. “Oh I’m just giving you a handshake “ get out of here!
lmao sage is hilarious
3 tribes with 12 survivors is stupid>getting voted out by 3 people
sophi sexo
kek sage is a psycho
>>215576886BAD IDEA putting Christina on stick duty.
>>215576926Season 49 Best Girl got a Knowledge Is Power advantage
>>215577292They had 4. The rules were you could only use 1.
The red tribe has turned on itself. Using a sure fire way to make the final 6 was fun while it lasted.
>>215583010question: has anyone ever successfully used the knowledge is power advantage?
this still on?
