What did this have to do with D&D?
>had multiple dragons>they escaped at least two dungeonsA lot I'd say
>>215584909The classes and gauntlet
>>215584909Everything.
>>215584909wokeness
>>215584909it had a mulatto in it
>>215584909i had a good time watching this when it came out. but i don't think it has any rewatchability to it.
>I'm only half-human.Yikes, a bit on the nose there, Tolkien...
>>215584909Because the movie is your average 5th Edition D&D slop campaign written by gay faggot redditards. The one with Jeremy Irons was based and 2e AD&D-pilled.
>>215585444The Jeremy Irons one was embarrassing. One of those so bad its hilarious movies
finally, a woman for me
>>215584909>sequel with new charactersno>sequel is a new campaign with new charactersmaybe
Will there ever be a serious D&D movie or cartoon?
>>215585649Hopefully not.
D&D is the quirky one where you go>try to seduce the dragon>roll a natural 20>epic win!right?it was actually fun.
>>215585649the Forgotten Realms comics are pretty good. if D&D must be a multimedia franchise, i wouldn't mind some animated series in this style. play it serious instead of 'ironic', tell all the kids it's a retro tribute to Ralph Bakshi and the 1980s.
>>215584909Did you miss the million heckin referencerinos they put in there?
>>215584909Per DEI standards how many niggers they have to include in movies
>>215585937the original D&D movie had Snails, you filthy casual. go back to your Lord of the Rings flicks.
>>215584909That's how Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition looks.
>>215585983here's your orcs bro. no more racist coding like in those old editions :-)
>>215586017I really don't get how anyone in charge can okay this shit. What's the point of making fantasy settings "safe". The entire point of them is conflict and danger.
>>215586131But anon, conflicts are baaaaad.
>>215586131the Tumblr crazies who read too much into these things became the adults WRITING these things.
>>215586131if you're getting into conflict with orcs, sounds like you caused a problem you'll have to clean up yourself.
>>215586131Homos invaded, thought it would be a safe space to be whatever they wanted. But wherever they looked it was full of "problematic" things. So now they're faggifying everything. If anyone ever yells at you for "gatekeeping" simply say good and slam the door even harder in their face, because all they want to do is destroy what you love
>>215586165>so now appearently there are Drow following Selune who left the underworld and are nice.So instead of a race with a unique culture and quirks who came with an aura of danger and would face (usually justified) prejudice and hatred if encountered on the surface they now are just elves with a different skin tone. How is this better? Same with Tieflings and Duergar, just fuck all this 5E shit.
>>215585649No. D&D specifically has been taken over by theater kids, it'll forever be cringe and gay and retarded from here on out.
>>215586290>nu-DnD makes a spelljammer book>they make the space ape race a bunch of escaped slavesLmao whoopsie
>>215586269remember when every firefighter was revered as a superhuman capable of anything in the early 00's? someone you could expect to carry two full grown adults at once while wearing heavy PPE?only 20 years to go from that to this
>>215586269>he got himself in the wrong place if i have to carry him out of a firewhat
>>215586017>orcs are inherently evil pig faced beings that loot and kill >liberals: are these black people? Then they turned them into misunderstood Mexicans for some reason?
The forgotten realms setting, the obvious use of player character classes and archetypes, and various other uses of DnD concepts and creatures?
>>215586402If D&D had Muslims they would be removed or changed to be matriachical desert-communists.
>>215586310>>215586378That...creature...was actually one of the women responsible for the firefighting response that led to the destruction of Pacific Palisades. She's over there making ads for tv shows while cities burn
>>215585820>D&D is the quirky one where you go>>try to seduce the dragon>>roll a natural 20>>epic win!>right?It is now. It used to be fun and not a vector for poz, but then WotC and Matt Mercer ruined it forever.
>>215584909It was a good movieUnderrated even
>>215586456Didn't one of them get stabbed by their illegal lesbian lover who was already accused of killing in the past? Its hard to remember all the happenings with that shitshow.
>>215586542That was a fire captain, but yeah. She got killed by her wife. Her wife did the same thing 25 years earlier killing her then husband. Imagine marrying someone who killed their first spouse, went to jail, and then does you the same way
>>215586529>It used to be fun and not a vector for pozThe cool thing about dnd is that you can make it however you want. Don't add the poz. If someone wants globohomo orc elf buttsex tell them no and if they insist on pusinh that shit kick them out of the group. Serious adventurers only.
>>215586667For sure, and that's the one saving grace in handing off my 2E books to my kids. My main complaint is that now D&D and fantasy as a whole are a flophouse for sexual degenerates more than anything else. It's just not worth the effort, and not something I want to encourage my kids to get into, knowing that's the social environment in which they're likely to find themselves.
>>215586456american orcs
>>215585893need more Bakshi
>>215584909It took place in the Sword Coast. A very common D&D setting.
>>215586017>Men in sight not nigger coded enough
They didn't even roll a d20!
>>215586017Mexican orcs have nothing on gay cuck beholders.
>>215587173No one in a wheelchair? I feel attacked
>>215585820This is actually DM dependent. I've had a DM who let me lolsorandumb and a DM who restricted rolls to physical feasibility.
>>215587173It is not lost on me that Rapunzel's tower in the background is crumbling, another shot at the damsel in distress trope.
>>215587173>gay niggers Let me guess the modern audience
>>215584909Imagine getting mogged by a 3rd world car commercial:https://youtu.be/rrp2nmfzxio?si=byGvTJe6rQjPqKO1
>>215587196for people not in the know 'combat wheelchairs' have been a weird Twitter obsession for a while now.it's representation! and it's fantasy, so it doesn't HAVE to make sense!
>>215587173>Tower collapsing in the backroundIs this an edit?
>>215584909it's a 5e sloppa campaign that hasbro decided they wanted back in 2014. BG3 has the same fucking tone due to hasbro demanding it
>>215588198might just be a bit wonky. you know what wizards are like.
>>215585649not while hasbro owns the ip
>>215585983It looks like whatever your group and dm make it retard
>>215584909What do you mean? Everything.It takes place in the D&D universe.The villains, races, spells, classes, monsters, and locations are all from D&D.It's remarkably faithful to the game.
>>215588301>okay, we're changing this rule to be more lik->BUT THAT BREAKS THIS SPELL/CLASS FEATURE!>right, well purely aesthetically then, in this worl->BUT ON CRITICAL ROLE THEY...aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA
>>215588114I take it on every character now because of how op it is. If the DM tries to get cheeky by saying theres not a ramp, but rather stairs Ill just cast fly. Im a meticulous min maxer
>>215588114>Dungeon has a staircaseGg adventurer
>>215588114Are there magic combat wheelchairs? What about relics, like the Combat Wheelchair of Kas, the sentient, CE aligned combat wheelchair that exists to bring ruin the Archlich Vecna? by running him over lmao
>>215584909the mystery meat mutts and stronk womyn
I would be such a fun DM if I could muster the effortYou want to astral project? Roll a d20
>>215587173Imagine dropping a Prismatic Sphere right in the middle of that pride parade. Like, here's ya fuckin rainbow, you hellbound faggots.
>>215588114The whole combat wheelchair thing was just a dumb homebrew item.It has no more legitimacy in the game than the Rod of Infinite Cum I just invented in this sentence.It's like getting mad at Todd Howard for a Skyrim mod.
>>215588397I AM mad at Todd Howard
>>215587173>same race hetero white couple on the leftwow what year is this? 1950?
>>215585976It was also homogenuous and the niggerino was an exception, pozzed-kun
Representation is not a zero sum game
>>215585397Yeah, I didnt want my money back but I wouldn't pay to watch it again. Perfectly serviceable flik, a handful of funny DND gags for the real grognards, real B+ movie
>>215588490shh
>>215588490>>215588541Heh
>>215585649Maybe, but not Forgotten Realms. High fantasy is too inherently unserious. A Planescape or Dark Sun movie could be absolute Kino
>>215584909I liked this movie, I hope they make another. It was a fun flick, I didn't think it was amazing but I certainly didn't expect it to bomb as hard as it did.
>>215587173The amount of damage this did to what's left of the brand is immeasurable lmao
>>215585976Yeah and that's why out of nowhere in an otherwise completely campy light hearted scifi channel movie they brutally murdered the absolute shit out of him.
>>215588490Representation is not a need.And if you want to represent, you do it in your separete niche product based on african fantasy or the imaginary realm of gayland. Normal fantasy is not your place.
>>215588591>I certainly didn't expect it to bomb as hard as it did.it was too brown and gay for the chud audience but had a straight white male protag so it didn't get the woke audience either. Finally normies don't care about D&D at all. There was no audience.
>>215588445You mean sitting at the barrel? I'm not trying to be a dick but that looks like 2 lesbians and 2 gay guys the way both couples are wearing matching clothes. Every single thing in that picture is gay. You don't understand homosexual psychology. It's not enough for them to be gay. Everything must be gay. They're not healthy same or normal friend.
>>215588397You don't understand you fucking dumb cuck, every time WOTC releases some gay bullshit like this, my town's minister of queer enforcement comes into my den and makes sure i'm including it in my campaign, which is now comprised of a bunch of state-mandated MTFs and other assorted autistic people. All my straight white male friends had to be booted from the game but if I don't DM a campaign about gay orc romance for people I don't actually know or like, they'll revoke my DND license. This is all a real thing that's literally happening so you can see why I'm so mad about it
>>215588790
>>215588733>58 million dollar profit>bombed
>>215588591>It was a fun flick, I didn't think it was amazing but I certainly didn't expect it to bomb as hard as it did.It was generic MCU slop made at the time when normies were growing tired of movies like this.
>>215588442
>>215588733>it was too brown and gay for the normal audiencefixedit's woketards VS normal people. there isn't a magic [buzzword] demographic that battles woketards outside of the normal world
>>215588790The manual I buy have to be normal, and not pozzed gayshit
>>215588357>Are there magic combat wheelchairs? you bet! enchantments, upgrades, all sorts.maybe you're one of those DMs who thinks the level 1 party shouldn't start out with over-powered magic items and expensive combat gear. well too fucking bad, because objection = ableism.
>>215588790i lol'd.but i just want the books to be good, and i want the homebrew to be good. the problem is the homebrew, in turn, affects official products. hell a web series has affected the actual game.but you're right that we have a choice not to engage, and so i will still with my 1981 Basic/Expert rules <3
>>215588356The wheelchair can fly over stairs and difficult terrain and it's basically indestructible. I'm not joking.
>>215589023come home white man
>>215589060Is there like an Adventurer's Department of Health and (Demi)Human Services that I can apply to for a state supplied magic combat wheelchair at level 1 in order to comply with equity standards in diverse adventuring groups?
>>215584909It was gay and boring, just like d&d
>>215589148yeah lad, they're called Hasbro, Inc.and it IS compulsory.
>>215589023This. Disingenuous faggots can pretend that this shit has not seeped directly into the brand but they are fucking liars. Even the corebooks are filled with this shit now, just not as overtly. Until WotC fires their staff and starts hiring people with testicles and a spine I'm not touching their shit
>>215584909A lot, actually.
>>215584909The entire film was set up like a campaign. Did you even watch it?
>>215588114>his overconfident smirkkek
>>215588114Why would you want to play as a cripple in a wheelchair, in high fantasy? At least play as something like a crippled wizard that floats around on a magic litter, or rides on the shoulders of a golem or something.
play Old-School Essentials. handy-dandy modern reference to the 1981 Basic/Expert rules.just pure D&D. a few classes, standard monsters, spells are rare, dying is easy (but so is making characters). XP is gained by FINDING TREASURE (1gp = 1 XP) so fighting isn't always the best idea.go explore a dungeon, map it out, figure out traps and puzzles with YOUR skill, as a player, not by rolling a d20 for it.
>>215588733It was well received, it just opened across from Super Mario Bros, a titan at the box office.
>>215589142I'm already home, my friend
>>215589121Why a fantasy world that can have that lame shit wouldn't create magic legs instead? Or, you know, heal them
>>215589254Nobody did. It bombed, remember?
>>215589121If I was in a wheelchair I would be so self-conscious and embarrassed if my disability was given Superman abilities in DnD. How does that treat them like they are just the same as all of us? Can my social anxiety and bi-polar disorder have huge perks that make me stand out in dnd please?
>>215589212switch to pathfinder and quit crying
>>215588357Everything exists in D&D if your DM chooses to add it. Even an Apache Helicopter.
>>215589403This
>>215589470I wear glasses. I would be annoyed it my DM made glasses wering characters for me, or produced rulesets for glasse for me to use in game. Fuck off. I want to shoot nekes from my eyes and see beyond the curve of earth, not have myopia.Can only imagine how cringe must be for a guy who can't use legs!
>>215585649D&D adjacent movies > D&D movies
>>215589567That's why it's a shit setting, if you can call setting an incoherent dumpster of everything ever imagined in fantasy/scifi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy8mXIKpKBcModern DnD is pozzed beyond belief. The faggotry never ends. It's been happening since 2014. I spoke about it then, but no one listened. People were scared the game would "die" if we didn't let in hordes of normalfags. What they didn't realize is that they were falling for corporate speak. The corporation needs the game to grow. You don't. You can just find people to play with. Now there are more people playing but fewer of them are any good. So really, nothing got any better.
>>215584930Kek fpbp
>>215589674I blame Critical Role
>>215587173...Summon the Neutronium golem
>>215589736I hate that cringe shit
>>215589790>Neutronium golemI've read that hilarious manual too, lol
>>215589639It's not part of the fucking setting retard.It's just that there's nothing preventing you from putting dumb shit into the game because it's a tabletop game.Anyone with an imagination can invent a new magic item and put it into a campaign.You can make a magic oven that kills all the jews.You can make a magic potion that cures gay people.You can make a magic turnip that turns blacks into whites.Woah, now D&D is heckin based and redpilled.
>>215584909>What did this have to do with D&D?The main character is a bard, the heroine is a barbarian, the black elf is a sorcerer, the red haired elf is a shapeshifting druid, the black guy is a paladin, and the female antagonist is a high level wizard with time stop and meteor storm. There's also a shitton of magical beasts from the lore that make an appearance in the movie.
>>215589844So it's a shit non-setting and a dumpster, thanks for agreeing with me.Also thanks for making me laugh with your impotent leftist rage. Nothing makes you people upset like normality
>>215589853Sounds pozzed dogshit. And why are they ugly and gay looking?No wonder it bombed.
>>215589521Everyone with a brain already did that years ago, that doesn't mean I can't be displeased with an IP I cherished for years being absolutely demolished by cultural imperialists trying to fuck up more American culture to spread their brainrot.
>>215589601there are magic items that are spectacles and goggles and stuff
>>215589674i miss when 'the controversy' was just making a bad game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyR2L-t87b4i had fun with 4E. but it was a really slow skirmish game with minis and tiles. you NEEDED software to print out the character sheets.and then their whole 'digital tools' division collapsed because the lead's wife murder-suicided them both.
they should make a biopic about Gary Gygax inventing D&D. there were some Social Networking style rivalries in there.throw in fantasy or animation sequences to represent some of the stuff that's going on.
>>215590127Yah, thank mr expert. I've played TTRPGs.But how does that fit with what was beign said?
>>215590036>my game where me and my friends pretend to be elves and kills goblins for treasure is "culture"fucking christ no wonder Americans are so insane. "The product I want to consume is different now, this is an attack on my culture," join a church you actual toddler
>>215588561You don't get High Fantasy at all. Go away.
>>215588301Cope
>>215590420>appeal to triviality
>>215588561>>215590487'high fantasy' now means blasting anime spells everywhere, i think.O.G. Forgotten Realms (the Grey Box) is pretty 'low fantasy' by today's standards. most of the overworld shit is mundane travel. you don't get to just decide the wizard has an infinite Light spell and the Druid means rations don't matter. you NEED mules.
>>215590420First, rent free. Second, suck my cock nobody wanted you fairies to fuck up everything like you always do by making it gay and retarded
>>215590511>when my friends and I pretend to kill orcs, its high culture and Hasbro is doing White Genocide every time it releases a drawing of an asexual tiefling >>215590898triggered
>>215591156rent free
>>215584909It was pozzed
>>215585799The fuck?!
>>215588114I get the idea of being in a fantasy so you don't have to bring in your disabilities with you (thus ruining the fantasy) but I think it can be done in a decent, fun way: Give your guy some other way of moving that's actually cool and provides unique aspects to interactions like combat.I played a DnD session as a paraplegic artificer that built himself prosthetic legs to walk with. It made my character more fun by>allowing me to attach weapons to my legs, extending my melee attack range, by a lot depending on the weapon>I could avoid losing HP if I used my legs to shield/parry attacks>being able to stow much more stuff than others by using extra compartment space in my legs>extending them into wearable weapons/tools like crossbows, axes, etc later into the campaign>improvised heavy projectile if need be>tallThis came with downsides too>my legs were made of wood so they could be damaged or broken, then needing repairs>I'd need to stand on one leg to attack with my extended melee range so dexterity rolls became important>speed/swiftness boosting spells and artifacts wouldn't work because my legs weren't alive>I was always carrying the weight of my legs so I'd get hungry faster and need to eat more food>they could be stolen making me unable to walk (had this happen and my team went on a sidequest to get them back lol)If you give yourself disabilities they should be for making the game more interesting to play, not for token representation. Fun comes first.
>>215592127I played a legless halfling and dumped all my stats into climb. Since I only weighed like 15 lbs the party fighter could toss me 20 feet up and I'd grab on and climb up whatever we were trying to access.
Soon you will hunt and kill transphobes and TERFS like Rowling in DnD.
>Emasculated the leading man>Bombed at the box officeCoincidence? I think not.
>>215592127i once played a wizard whose hands had been chopped off for stealing from a rival wizard. but he learned how to use Mage Hand for the gestures required to cat his spells.and you know what? it just bogged the game down. meant i had to do this extra thing ever time there was combat or time pressure. waste a turn, could have done something objectively better (in 5E). but i wanted my special backstory gimmick.>>>/tg/osrcome home, white man.
>>215586165That's a nice orangutang, may I save it?
>>215586269>Somebody that looks like youTop kek, I want a roided giga chad being able to carry me by my foot out a window as he climbs down a ladder.
>>215586269is this ugly fat bitch for real or is it comedy skit?
>>215586165Easier to convince yourself that it's good to be weak than it is to work at being strong.Sickens me when lumps like this wear failure like it's a fucking badge of honor.
>>215587173>cuck beholderThe best cuck, he can look at several of his spouses being bvlled.
>>215589403Oy vey, you damn anti-semite!
>>215586017>Califorcnians
>>215589142Basic was just a better game all around
>>215584909it had d&d themes, that's all. had very little to do with it, shitty story, shitty acting, good cgi, that's about it.
>>215585442kekCan't wait to see this screencap on the IG
>>215586269Great video, next time the police cross all boundaries and do unlawful shit just to meet quotas at least I'll be happy that the cop who's tasing me is a queer woman!!! You can really feel the progressiveness!
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>>215592892>>215589142id rather kys myself than play DnD. But i do find the generic fantasy aesthetic nice. which kino comes close to that feeling?
>>215593687>id rather kys myself than play DnD. cringe retard >But i do find the generic fantasy aesthetic nice. which kino comes close to that feeling?Conan, Willow, Excalibur, Princess Bride, Legend, LOTR
>>215593730avoiding cringe retards is the main reason I would never play DnD. but thank you for those recommendations of films everyone has seen. I haven't seen Excalibur tbf
>>215585649Vox Machina exists and wants you to think it’s serious, but there’s zero effort put in the worldbuilding. Every country has like one city, populated by every single race you could imagine so none of them feel unique.
>>215593867play with irl friends, it's better than a bunch of random weirdos.and I don't know what you've seen when you just ask generally for movies with a fantasy aesthetic.
>>215593687
>>215586296Nah. DnD has always been whatever you want it to be. Lore is all up to you regardless of the dumb changes like Beholders no longer being natural bigots who see themselves as superior. If you and your friends are all on the same page you'll always have a good game of DnD.
>>215594111good thread. based shlock.>Barbarian Queenthose scenes with the torturer Jew were hot as hell.
>>215587173Always making Tieflings gay or crippled. It's like they love comparing those people to literal demon spawn.
>>215592389>half-Jew>Jew>we love emasculating men!
I'm glad modern sensitivities means we will never get a Drizzt adaptation, I don't want this to be ruined too
>>215594111>GwendolineI am intrigued, what's this fine film about?
>>215594847Evil women in funny helmets
