whats this? no Witcher thread on me /tv/ and its out today?for shame.nu-Geralt is here. cope
I watch for her
>>215585684bogged but young enough to get away with it?
>>215585591ENDLESS SLOP
>>215585712she's maturing like a fine wine. much prettier now than when she was 18
>>215585684Not as awful as Erin Moriarty, but a few more visits to Dr Sheckelstein's clinic and she'll be a fine bog.
>>215585591> Childgirl Exposits to Vesemir the contents of his own book in a more stilted way than the most pretentious theater kid> Rats ruining decent peoples livelihoods pivot into monologuing about the world falling apart and community in the worst feverdream BLM way imaginable> Characters flipflop on basic motivation inside the same scene from beat to beat> costumes for the rats are embarrasing> Zoltan is an actual dwarf cripple actor with crooked legs, barrel chest, teeny stick arms, swaddling around embarrasingly> couldn't even bother to make his hair and beard the right reddish-brownish colour> Emhir not a competent cutthroat, but rather draws and quarters messengers in the very first scene> Radovid a snivelling fag instead of a maniacal madman consumed by ambition> Yen spends ages torturing this asian sorceress, only to then break down crying when same sorceress dies> Lodge of Sorceresses doesnt feel like ageless quasi-gods but scared emotional women, every scene is crying and emotionalityI didn't think there was a way to dip lower in dialogue, screenplay, production values or acting than what happened in season 3 - but somehow they managed it.
Witcherbros....
>>215585591>mfw people say Season 1 was good
I'd watch if Yen had a nude scene but they can't even give us that
>>215586028GOOD MORNING SIR!
>>215585950So he plays Geralt perfectly?
>>215585950geralt was always the miserble moody type. not sure what that reviewer was expecting
Can you guys help me name mine and my friend's band?Me on the left
>>215586783The Jewed
>>215586783Fat Larry and the Clean Hobos
>>215586783Diverse Nerds
>>215586783Hefty Lardman and the Downtown Portland Free Clinic Experience
i'm watching the first episode now. it's just as bad as the previous season.
>>215587263any nude scenes?
>>215585591Woke trash with 5 minutes of the main character in the game You're The Witcher 100% of the time in the books it's the witcher's point of view most of the time in the show it's feminist trash 100% of the time another ruined IP
Its just worse than CavillNobody caresEnd of discussionthis thread doesn't deserve a place in /tv
Did they keep Ciri getting raped by a girl or not
>>215588195you havent seen any of it. kys
>>215588772I am not even mad. This is like casting Terry Crews as Ciri and I am loving it.
>>215585938I'm not watching this piece of shit, but I assume they also cut Ciri being repeatedly raped by the lesbian, as well?
>>215588681No rape, just say gex.
>>215588848you're so mad you posted it twice.
>>215585591Have you considered that there was no thread because barely anyone gives a rat's ass about this show and you're the one coping?
>>215589210the next month will be witcher threads and you're gonna be SEETHING
>>215589353You must be really insecure to demand validation over the 4th season of such a shitty show.
>>215586261>t. never read the bookskys shill. Go play on the train tracks.
>>215588772Medieval Poland never looked so "ethnic"
>>215586783Shouldn't the black one's sword be the other way?
Im racist but like fringillas actress
They really bass boosted the fuck out of Hemsworth's voice. Christ I feel like all of it is coming from my sub.
It was pretty cool. I'm face blind enough that I probably wouldn't even have noticed that they changed actor if I didn't know about it beforehand
>>215588772Oh lawd dem witchmen
Did they make dwarves even smaller this season?
>>215585684They finally fixed her face?
>>215588772Even for Netflix this is too much.
>>215589033Figured. It's very much rape in the books.
>>215589033which episode?
Kurwa, brothers, I can't stand it. I'm watching first 30 minutes of ep 1 for 3 hours now and I can't bear to finish it. It's that bad.No, seriously - it's awful.
>>215589572You forget that it's not set in poland and humans are from somewhere other plane.
>>215592442Oh, so those ships that landed in the Witcherland were slave ships that were transferring black slaves to the new world, that makes sense.
>>215586022Dickheads
>>215591528Lol, noFor netflix is never too much
>>215585591Cool still not watching this shit.
>>215586022I miss 2019 /tv/ - so many shitposts to be had.
>>215592744We haven't had a good trainwreck in a while.
>>215588772The most netflix thing i've seen today
>>215585591the show was complete garbage from the start, literally who cares
>>215586783>rats>one of the guys will try to molest Ciri, but gets stopped by MistleI can already tell who the guy and Mistle are and how accurately (for a change) they will tell that part
>>215588772>Panoramic party sceneDid gunn direct this? Why arent they all naked?
>>215585591>>215586022Only S01E01 was good. The rest was shit.
>>215593563>S01E01 was good
>>215588772that shot at the end is fucking ridiculous. First: it is not in slow mo like the rest of the clip. Second: the zoom in is so out of place, and finally the cherry on top is the shaking negress, why the fuck did she do that?
>>215589028it's consensual and loving relationship now
>>215589572It's not "medieval poland", it's a fantasy world.Do you complain about Superman not being realistic or something? An autist chud like you probably would.
>>215588772>Witcher is based on Slavic and Norse mythology.
>>215589028>>215594026It was always consensual for the record. She's about to get raped by the boy and Mistle steps in and makes moves on her. Ciri protests for all of half a second before letting Mistle finger fuck her. >>215586783LOOK AT THAT SAMWELL TARLY LOOKING FUCK. OH YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BANDITS WHO ARE ALL EXCELLENT SWORDFIGHTERS? YOU'RE ALL IN THE PRIME OF YOUR LIFE, CONSTANTLY ON THE RUN? SUGARY DELIGHTS LITERALLY DON'T EXIST SOUTH OF THE YARUGA? HOW ABOUT WE CAST THIS WHALE? GOD I HATE NETFLIX. I HATE JEWS.
>bad, villain characterwhite>good, virtuous character with a story in the booksnigger/mutt creature
Will Bonhart put Ciri on a leash and walk her around naked? If yes I will watch. If no, I will not watch.
>>215593587It was Geralt having an adventure. It would have worked better if every episode was standalone like that. I also hate ciri in the games.
>>215594527the whole show should have been an enemies to lover story about him and that cute female monster
>>215594527I'll humor you. No, even if we take niggers out of equation, S1E01 was shit. It was incoherent, borderline retarded. Its only saving grace was the swordfight with Renfri and her thugs. Everything else was different from the books and made no sense. In the books Geralt knew the Mayor of Blaviken and stayed at his place, that's when Renfri snuck in and told Geralt to not interfere. Makes sense, she doesn't want to fight a witcher.In the TV series, Geralt fucks off from the town and goes to a forest to drink some bog water, and Renfri goes after him, even though he's no threat to her anymore, and tells him to not interfere.Every single decision that devoted from the source material looks like it was made specifically to strip the story from any coherency and sense.
>>215586022I LOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKHEADALL MY FRIENDS ARE DICKHEADS TOOCOME WITH ME AND BE A DICKHEAD(haven't you heard)BEING A DICKHEAD'S COOL
>>215594724Wait, I think I'm maybe referring to only the first part of the episode. I'm downloading and get back to you.
>>215585591so it's even beyond bad>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_PL77xvCmI
>>215586783Ruth Bader Ginsurgency
They turned Regis Emiel into a fat fucking grey niggerlol, lmao even
>>215594826>anon watches the Witcher show>the show is so ass he gets a stroke>erases traumatic memories of the slop and only remembers the first 30 seconds of Geralt fighting with a Kikimore>"That wasn't so bad!"many such cases
>>215586783The Guard of the Veil
>>215595018But it's not in the first episode. Wasn't there a standalone thing where he visited that house? What the fuck am I remembering even.
>>215595048This is the very first scene of the first episode.Are you sure you watched the Witcher, and not something else entirely? If yes, that'd explain why you liked it.
Okay this season is garbage except for ciri being hot as fuck
>>215595079Yeah, I was checking the episode. I'm baffled that what I remembered wasn't in it. I remember Geralt visiting a house ran by a lord or something. And there was something with a boar in it. I have no clue what I'm mixing up here. But it was very standalone and not connected to the storyline.
>>215594092There is an argument that a show about a world highly influenced by slavic history, mythology, and culture, originally written by a slav for slavs, should be portrayed in line with the aesthetic of that culture. So that implies having people who at least look vaguely eastern-European, not having the demographics of LA. This just looks awkward and forced. Additionally, in the world of The Witcher there's a shit ton of racism, prejudice, nationalism, etc. You're telling me that there's zero racial tensions and tribalism in your multiculti rendition, between all those novel races you introduced? Or even dumber, introduce such tensions, which weren't a part of the original work? That's just stupid and immersion-breaking.
>>215595079>>215595241Oh, it was S02E01 that I was referring too. Where I somehow remembered it the way I wanted it to be or something. Forgive me, clearheaded-sama.
>>215595331>>215595241Okay, I know which story it's based on. The story is one of the best in the books as well. I haven't gotten that far in the tv show, because I dropped the show after the first 3 episodes.
>>215594265>It was always consensual for the record.No, it wasn't.Ciri was repeatedly raped by the dyke and went full stockholm syndrome.
>first episode>Ciri immediately makes out with gay nigress
>obese nigger bitch with dreads = fringilla vigo>book description of the character "natural grace, green eyes and close-cropped black hair. She was also the second cousin of Anna Henrietta of Toussaint."can negro actors not get a job out of pity?
>>215595241That's legitimately the best episode of the show.It's also one of the few episodes that's mostly faithful to the books though Ciri isn't supposed to be there, but that's whatever
>>215594265>It was always consensual for the record.No it fucking wasn't. Stop lying.
>>215588762stop defending garbage...have some standards
>>215595620Doesn't that also make her related to Emhyr?
>>215595691Yes
>>215593587so dark and no i dont mean the actor. just that piss brown, gray everywhere is so boring in everything fuck even SHOGUN had it.
>>215593587>>215594527S1E01 was the pity episode they threw for polacks to direct for selling them rights hmmmm
>>215595644games, books, tv series.everything is better without ciri, you should seriously give a watch to that eurojank old Witcher series its cheap but it really soulful, nice locations and good music
Is it true in America every black born gets offered a job at Netflix?
>>215595989Yes
>>215589572>>215595306Slavic roots, am I right?
>>215597044>pole selling out to mutt creatures for 30 pounds of silverclassic polish whore
