>anon i'm so glad you asked me out, which "kino" are we watching today?
>>215586323This never happened. I pull out a gun and shoot me in the fucking skull
>>215586323What's it like to wake up next to the woman you love?
>>215586448Sweat. A lot of sweat.
>>215586323When is the last time you left your house that wasn't to go to work or get food?
Trailer Park Boys of course.
>>215586323Most women won't ever look at you like this. They will have already lost their ability to pairbond by the time they fuck you.
>>215586448Interlinked
>>215586323BaskinIt's about these eastern european cops that discover satanic cult in an abandoned building
>>215586323We are watching Mr Plinkett's The Last Jedi review, cookie.
>>215586323You better cover up young lady.You might catch a chest cold. aaaaaaaaaaa
>>215586642This is just a blank face, tho. Women gave me warmer faces in checkout lines before.
>>215586323
>>215586448Like waking up to bags of sand and milky coins.
>>215586448It's great
>>215586448Similar question:What's it like to love?
>>215586737Within cells interlinked
>which "kino" are we watching today?
>>215587261would
>>215587232>>215587218
>>215587291I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
>>215587291My gf has this bodytype
>>215587435hell yeah dude
>>215587435My gf has this bodytype.
>>215586323i remember saving images like this when i was about 16 and crying over them like this. you'll get over it, don't worry. i'm 31 now and single and i do not care. there will come a time where you'll completely stop caring.
>>215587486>Caveman noises!
How do I find a gf
>>215586448>covers and sheets are missing and have been pulled from you entirely>if you wake her up, you'll have to smell her morning breath>if you try to initiate sex, you'll be stopped and scolded (she has to be in the mood and how can she be if she just woke up?)>if you just wake up and start your day without her, you'll be scolded for not waking her up
>>215586448>>215586737>>215587235WITH INCELS INTERLINKED
>>215587555He specified a woman you actually love
>>215586792>eastern europeanThey're Turkish you dickhead.
>>215586472This
>>215587261>>215587291Why is she so fat.
>>215587655for my pleasure
>>215587555Not my experience at all, some girls have good morning breath, it's kind of hot actually.
>>215587512I thought this was going to be a heartwarming tale where you stopped being a virgin faggot and was disappointed.
>>215587655Because it feels nice to grope the belly when spooning.
>>215587486>>215587739not a fan of this which is nothing like>>215587291
>>215587759You bring shame upon your ancestors.
>>215587639Wow, big difference!
>>215587889I'm a specific type of architect. I'm not going full boar.
>>215588135Lorda mercy
>>215586323If I ever had access to the orifices of a female humanoid organism, I would be obligated to spend every waking moment trying to have sex with her.>>215586737With incels interlinked, with incels interlinked, with incels interlinked, within one stem.
Is this the thread?
>>215586323beautiful women don't remind me of nice things anymore.
>Ginger Snaps AGAIN? You fuckin little weirdo
Unironically, "people" who are into fatties should be arrested and sent to work on manual labor. Fat people on the other hand should be taxed until they lose the extra weight. Filthy fucking pigs, all of you.
>>215588588My gf once asked if I could love a fat person and I said no and she was like "yeah me neither" and I think we both respected each other more after that.
>>215587555I wake up all my girlfriends with morning sex. They all enjoy it. You just have a small penis.
>>215586323The Witches.
>>215586472and that's a good thing
>>215587291BREEDING
>>215586323no worries, momma
>>215586448It's nice
>>215586323We're watching Hardware (1990) again.
>>215586323Would
>>215586448Great until you smell her morning breath or she spreads her legs and you get a whiff of the creampie you deposited last night that now smells like a dead mouse in her cunt.
>>215586448if we did it the night before = back hurtsif we didn't then we wake up horny and do it while our breath stinky
>>215586485i work from home
>>215586323Fuck you OP.
>>215586323>>215586448great 1% of the time, but the other 99% is nagging, bitching, pouting, arguing, yelling, insults, cheating, drama and work
>>215586448My friend was in a five year relationship with his gf and I thought they loved each other but he inherited life changing money in 2020 and dumped her a month later.
>>215588672Wait a minute, I recognize that pool from somewhere...
>>215592864Why do incels think that getting a girlfriend will solve their problems and loneliness? Is it just a romanticized view of what relationships really are? Once I kicked my girlfriend out I started getting way better sleep since I wasn't sharing a bed and I was also a lot less stressed and quit drinking. I have a new girlfriend now but I don't live with her and I plan on making up an excuse this weekend so I can stay home and play video games alone.
>thanks for asking me out on a date anon! i did my makeup just for you! now what kino are we going to watch?
The worst feeling in the world is seeing someone you love start to reconcile their idealized version of you with reality and slowly fall out of love with you.That feeling is so bad that I don't think all the great moments that precede it are worth it. It feels so much worse to lose love than it feels good to be loved.
>>215587639>turkishSo eastern European. South-eastern if you wanna be pedantic about it.
